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Let my people go! – posted by Dave in Texas April 15, 2006

Posted by daveintexas in Humor.
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Ok, silly post, but this just tickled me to death.  I’m flippin channels between The Ten Commandments and LOTR: The Two Towers, and our goofy dog is sleeping on the couch,

and Charlton Heston goes up on the mountain, to see the burning bush, and the big deep voice of YHWH says “Moses.  Moses”,

and the puppy wakes up and looks at the TV like “what?  what’d I do now”?

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oh woe is me!  I have seen God and I am undone!

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1. mediumatlarge - April 16, 2006

He’s not seen God; his hair hasn’t turned all white.

2. Elzbth - April 16, 2006

He only looked up because he heard what sounded like a cry for help. Ever ready to help those in need, what a wonderful, brave, heroic puppy!

3. Dave in Texas - April 17, 2006

His belly was jet black until last night.

4. michael - April 17, 2006

I’m with Elzbth on this. That beagle is a crimefighter for sure.

5. skinbad - April 7, 2008

Number one with a bullet.

6. skinbad - April 7, 2008

Looks like he’s saying:
“Dear God, what’s the answer to 747 X 4?”

7. Retired Geezer - April 7, 2008

Teh Intertubes is a wonderous thing.

8. deege niz niz - May 3, 2008

your lying a dog cant c God, no 1 can see him til judgement day

9. Michael - May 3, 2008

Open your mind, Deege!!!

God works in mysterious ways, and can perform miracles.

You should read your Bible more.

10. BrewFan - May 3, 2008

deege, you definitely DO NOT want to see God on judgement day! Unless you own an asbestos bathing suit that is.

11. Michael - May 3, 2008

^
True, unless you’re Lutheran and own a decent suit.

12. linda bruel - September 7, 2008

was a real great man

13. Wait ’til next year! - November 1, 2008

[…] young man has celebrated his Bar Mitzvah, maybe next year he should try the Moses look. Get a good picture of Charlton Heston, add a couple of tablets, and see what happens. Bet you the 10 Commandments would offend the […]

14. szellem - August 11, 2009

Did anybody realised the traditional runas of Hungarians (Schyta)? On the stone plates of judes? :-)

15. Anonymous - September 11, 2009

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16. Joseph Hanse - November 6, 2009

Why moses had thrown the ten commandment on the ground ? How the ground become like the depth valley ?

17. Joseph Hanse - November 9, 2009

How moses died ? why he died ?

18. Russ from Winterset - January 4, 2010

I heard he died after Johnny Cash shot him in Reno…..just to watch him die.

19. christine - January 14, 2010

god can punish you all for saying things like this and i hope he does what wrong with u people he the one who put you on this earth spirtualy no it doesnt have to do with sperm you freakes

20. lauraw - January 14, 2010

????

…sperm…?

21. lauraw - January 14, 2010

…I mean, I understand the part about being punished by God for posting here, but I don’t get the sperm reference at all.

22. Dave in Texas - January 14, 2010

If only I didn’t have sperm.

23. Tushar - January 14, 2010

Christine, God is a pretty cool dude. He can take a joke.

Now unbunch them.

24. BrewFan - January 14, 2010

Have you noticed a significant number of guests here seem to pose the same question; “What is wrong with you people?”

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

25. Dave in Texas - January 14, 2010

I actually still have sperm.

I just keep it to myself now.

26. geoff - January 14, 2010

Dave’s a cornupokya of sperm.

What rhymes with sperm?
berm
perm
worm
firm
pachyderm
germ

Makes for a tough limerick.

27. sandy burger - January 14, 2010

For art’s sake:

term
squirm
affirm
confirm
infirm

28. Michael - January 14, 2010

zirm

That’s a word in Urdu.

So far as you know.

29. Michael - January 14, 2010

Well, Muslihoon might know.

STFU, Musli.

30. lauraw - January 14, 2010

I found some unusual ones:

pterm
flinerm
quirm
llerm
stessirm

.
.
.
.

(hides in coatroom, giggling like a retard with a cupcake, while you fruitlessly search merriam-webster dot com)

31. Cathy - January 14, 2010

hides in coatroom, giggling like a retard with a cupcake

What kinda cupcake??

Lights on? or off?

32. geoff - January 14, 2010

Well, that should be enough to work with. Ahem.

A scrotum was bloated with sperm
Resembling a lady at term
It mused, “Who’d have thunk”
That building up spunk
Gave me a sac like a bull pachyderm?

33. Cathy - January 14, 2010

^ Stick with your day-job.

34. lauraw - January 15, 2010

Lights off….it’s very very dark in here…and it smells like a chocolate cupcake with buttercream frosting.
.
.
.
And it feels like it has sprinkles on it.

Gosh, I really hope those things are sprinkles.

*finger lickin’*

UM.

WHOEVER IS LICKING MY FINGERS PLEASE STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY.

35. Tushar - January 15, 2010

There’s cake?

36. ella spurrell - April 21, 2010

i think that god will have field day with you guys some day .you should be praying for god to save your souls, all i have to say is god help all of you who don,t believe

37. lauraw - April 21, 2010

That’s a very kind sentiment, ella. Thank you.

I have to ask, though; why do you want God to help unbelievers?

38. Pupster - April 21, 2010

My God is a God of proper punctuation.

*shuns Ella*

39. daveintexas - April 21, 2010

>> all i have to say is god help all of you who don,t believe

Help me what?

40. compos mentis - April 21, 2010

Help you with your handbasket, Mr. Sinner.

41. Suck it Trebek - May 23, 2010

Christians should actually read the bible and they would realize how foolish it is. sigh.

42. Anonymous - May 27, 2010

blahblahblah

43. Cathy - May 27, 2010

Just re-read this thread…

Good chuckles.

44. pierce - July 9, 2010

good mornign

45. Anonymous - May 6, 2013

I’m pretty sure that is a picture of my dog and my sofa. Where did you find it?


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