Let my people go! – posted by Dave in Texas April 15, 2006
Posted by daveintexas in Humor.trackback
Ok, silly post, but this just tickled me to death. I’m flippin channels between The Ten Commandments and LOTR: The Two Towers, and our goofy dog is sleeping on the couch,
and Charlton Heston goes up on the mountain, to see the burning bush, and the big deep voice of YHWH says “Moses. Moses”,
and the puppy wakes up and looks at the TV like “what? what’d I do now”?
oh woe is me! I have seen God and I am undone!
He’s not seen God; his hair hasn’t turned all white.
He only looked up because he heard what sounded like a cry for help. Ever ready to help those in need, what a wonderful, brave, heroic puppy!
His belly was jet black until last night.
I’m with Elzbth on this. That beagle is a crimefighter for sure.
Number one with a bullet.
Looks like he’s saying:
“Dear God, what’s the answer to 747 X 4?”
Teh Intertubes is a wonderous thing.
your lying a dog cant c God, no 1 can see him til judgement day
Open your mind, Deege!!!
God works in mysterious ways, and can perform miracles.
You should read your Bible more.
deege, you definitely DO NOT want to see God on judgement day! Unless you own an asbestos bathing suit that is.
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True, unless you’re Lutheran and own a decent suit.
was a real great man
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Why moses had thrown the ten commandment on the ground ? How the ground become like the depth valley ?
How moses died ? why he died ?