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Elemental Voting (bumped) June 16, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Science, Websites.
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Vote for the Official Innocent Bystanders Chemical Element

You can vote once per day.

I'll close the polls in one week, or as soon as *my* choice, Chlorine has a substantial lead.

UPDATE BY MICHAEL — The Race Heats Up!!!: 

It looked like Carbon had this election won, especially after an endorsement by Politburo Diktat and defections to Carbon by skinbad and Retired Geezer. 

But now Tim Worstall has come out swinging on behalf of Gallium, which has suddenly surged into a second place tie with the fading Chlorine.  This isn't over yet.

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1. Michael - June 13, 2006

Every day, this place gets a little more weird.

2. blogidaho - June 13, 2006

For added thrills, I added the ‘Vote once per day’ clause, or as I like to call it, the Democratic Option..
No wait, that would be more than once per day.

3. Rightwingsparkle - June 14, 2006

Hi guys ! I am still traveling seeing friends and now I’m down to family. I love them, so why do I feel such a need for a nice merlot? Lots of merlot? I can’t answer that question, can you?

You want to know what love is? It’s 9 hours at 6 flags when one doesn’t even like damn amusement parks.

I’ve had some merlot, can you tell?

4. Michael - June 14, 2006

I’ve had some merlot, can you tell?

Yes.

How can you not like Six Flags? The one in San Antonio (formerly Fiesta Texas) is music themed and we used to buy season passes when the kids were little. You can catch some good shows there — we just happened to go one evening when Martina McBride was playing (before she got really huge). It was always great for a family night out. Or a night when you just turned loose the kids with a bunch of their little friends and relaxed until they were exhausted.

5. Michael - June 14, 2006

It’s 9 hours at 6 flags when one doesn’t even like damn amusement parks.

When Sparkle sobers up, let's all remember to give her shit for using a bad word.

I mean, really. I should probably ban her ass for that. She wouldn't put up with that crap on her site.

On the other other hand, Sparkle's ass would be missed around here, so just this once I'm going to be lenient.

But I'm warning you, Sparkle, we're trying to maintain a frickin' family-friendly site here, OK? So show up sober next time.

6. Rightwingsparkle - June 14, 2006

How can I not like it? Uhh.. massive amounts of unkept people. Really really unkept people (and I am being very generous here with descriptions because I am nice that way) It was hot and the food and drink were so expensive they should have been arrested for price gouging.

Give me a beach, a beer, and towel and I’m happy. Who needs rides? I mean really.

7. Rightwingsparkle - June 14, 2006

I allow “dam” and “ass” on my site. Those are good words. Descriptive wonderful words. Some words are just….crude. Those I don’t allow.

I love my blog. It’s my little Kingdom. Btw, my editor at the Chronicle is getting all sorts of hate mail about me. I am a rightwing NUT, dont cha know, I give me maybe 1 more month over there.

8. Michael - June 14, 2006

massive amounts of unkept people 

You meant to say "unkempt."

Sparkle, it's time to drink some coffee and save your liver (see post below).

9. Rightwingsparkle - June 14, 2006

you are right..Unkempt. Damn the Merlot!

10. blogidaho - June 14, 2006

I think she’s lobbying to get Merlot included in the Element voting.

11. Michael - June 14, 2006

you are right..Unkempt. Damn the Merlot!

Yes, damn that Merlot. Because otherwise, you would remember to capitalize the beginning of your sentence, and not end a sentence with two periods and no space. I’m just pointing out the obvious. Coffee, girl, get some coffee.

12. Rightwingsparkle - June 14, 2006

You know, if you were really the flirt you pretend to be you would be taking advantage of my drunken state and asking me interesting questions instead of correcting my typing.

What a nerd! Really!

;-)

13. steve_in_hb - June 14, 2006

rws –

How do you know Michael doesn’t get off on lecturing women about typos? There are weirder fetishes.

14. Michael - June 14, 2006

Btw, my editor at the Chronicle is getting all sorts of hate mail about me.

I wouldn’t worry about that. Your editor might be concerned if he was getting no email about you. But he’s not. Your editor is primarily concerned about subscriber revenue, and hate mail is not necessarily a bad thing.

It’s a question of balance. I don’t think you want to go so far that you end up as the Ann Coulter of Houston.

Consider AOSHQ. Ace tolerated trolls like Mike because, I assume, they were generating controversy, traffic, and ad revenue. Then it went too far, and he noticed that many of his regulars were dropping out and retreating to friendlier sites, like this one. Then came the Night of the Long Knives at AOSHQ.

It has occurred to me that the fast start of Innocent Bystanders owes a lot to Mike.

So, it’s OK to be controversial if that generates traffic, and ultimately revenue. It’s not OK to be obnoxious and drive people away. I really don’t think you have to worry about that.

15. Rightwingsparkle - June 14, 2006

Steve,

True. You should see my exclamation points! Drool worthy. Really!

And my tight litttle capitalization? It just doesn’t get any better.

16. Rightwingsparkle - June 14, 2006

Michael,

Oh, I am not obnoxious at all. Although I would be if I could make the money Ann makes.

17. Bart - June 14, 2006

It has occurred to me that the fast start of Innocent Bystanders owes a lot to Mike.

Yeah, it was Mike. Sure. Whatever.

By the way, that’s a very poorly worded sentence.

It has occurred to me that the fast start of Innocent Bystanders owes a lot to Mike.

Very poor, indeed.

18. steve_in_hb - June 14, 2006

RWS –

Are your exclamation points more exclamatory when it’s cold? I heard that after having kids a woman’s capitalization isn’t quite as tight.

19. Michael - June 14, 2006

WTF is wrong with that sentence? How would you rewrite it?

20. steve_in_hb - June 14, 2006

Michael –

I think this is a little clearer.

It has occurred to me that the fast start of Innocent Bystanders owes a lot to terrorist hemorhoids.

21. Rightwingsparkle - June 14, 2006

Steve,

You think you can get me to talk dirty just cuz I’m a bit tipsey?? You just go where I don’t. When I said “tight little” I was thinking more “ass.” Which is much more sexy imo. But no, you have to go to extremes.

I don’t need to talk dirty, I am all action. Your young little puppy self couldn’t keep up with me.

If sex was a fight, I’d kick your ass.

More merlot!

;-)

22. Bart - June 14, 2006

Where’s Emma Peel when you need her? (Probably contemplating her cervix.)

It has occurred to me that the fast start of Innocent Bystanders owes a lot to Mike.

Your sentence implies that “fast start” is indebted to Mike, rather than Innocent Bisexuals.

How about this?
It has occured to me that the rapid start to IB is due, in large part, to Mike.

23. steve_in_hb - June 14, 2006

1) I didn’t go to extremes – I completely ignored the “colon” potential

2) I’m not young and I’m not little – I have The Commish bulge.

3) If sex was a fight, I’d leave you crying in frustration and disappointment.

24. Bart - June 14, 2006

Two drinks and Sparkle turns into Feisty.

Two drinks and steve turns into the male version of bbeck.

Two drinks and Michael turns into spurwing plover.

25. Rightwingsparkle - June 14, 2006

Steve,

Why did I think you were young? Hmmm….

I have no idea what the Commish bulge is, nor do I wish to know.

I never cry in a fight. I always win.

26. Michael - June 14, 2006

I'm going to set up a PayPal account for the Rightwingsparkle's Merlot Charitable Fund.

27. geoff - June 14, 2006

Let’s see if I can break through the WordPress barrier that’s been eating my comments for the past couple of days.

Anyway, I like Tantalum, named for Tantalus, who I imagine as always finding the AoSHQ lifestyle just out of reach. And it’s refractory.

28. kevlarchick - June 14, 2006

RWS needs a handler when she’s got a buzz on. I know I do.

29. Pupster - June 14, 2006

Sparkle,
Both my boys are roller coaster freaks; I get sick on the merry-go-round. I use my “wait at the ride exit” time by documenting the size, shape, color, and subject matter of the tattoos on display. Really, it can be fascinating.

30. Mrs. Peel - June 14, 2006

Where’s Emma Peel when you need her?

Either at work, running, or sleeping. mmm, work. I have crazy-ass hours because we have to ship a part soon and then we have to qualify it before it can be used. I can’t give more details without revealing where I work, but rest assured that the part and its qualification are very important. And next week, I get to do something really cool that I wish I could tell y’all about.

It has occurred to me that the fast start of Innocent Bystanders owes a lot to Mike.

Well, you have a preposition there that doesn’t have an antecedent, but other than that, I don’t think it’s all that bad. “Rapid start to IB,” on the other hand, doesn’t make much sense. Sorry, Bart. I like you better than Michael (most of the time, anyway), but I think he’s got the edge on this one.

31. kevlarchick - June 14, 2006

Peel, tell us where you work, what you’re doing, and how it affects National Security. We won’t tell anyone. When Bart squeals, you can kill him and Michael and Comish will defend your actions in court.

32. lauraw - June 14, 2006

My guessis NASA.

33. Dave in Texas - June 14, 2006

*walks in looking around, staring in disbelief*

What the hell happened here last night?

34. Lipstick - June 14, 2006

“My guessis NASA.”

Hey, Laura’s drinking too!

35. HayZeus - June 14, 2006

So we’re playing Let’s guess where Mrs. Peel works, eh?

I’m in for Raytheon.

36. harrison - June 14, 2006

I think she works for S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

37. lauraw - June 14, 2006

Right Wing Shparklesh ish shleeping. She drank too mush lasht night. (hic)

*finger on lips, smearing lipstick*
Shhhh be quieeet

*falls of chair with a crash*

38. geoff - June 14, 2006

I’d guess TI.

39. Dave in Texas - June 14, 2006

She thought she was gonna get an offer from K.A.O.S. but she missed it by that much.

40. Rightwingsparkle - June 14, 2006

Good grief! Who came in here last night using my screenname??????

;-)

41. 99 - June 14, 2006

Max!!

42. blogidaho - June 14, 2006

Good grief! Who came in here last night using my screenname?

I believe it was a Migrant Merlot Tester Taster.

I think they bought Mrs. Peel’s Jeep Cherokee.

43. Bart - June 14, 2006

Are you drunk too, Peel?

I don’t know the fancy jargon like “noun” and “verb,” but I know lousy English when I hear it.

Look at this:
It has occurred to me that the fast start of Innocent Bystanders owes a lot to Mike.

I’ve heard better English being spoken while I was living in Kentucky.

And you have the nerve to tell me that “rapid start to IB” doesn’t make much sense, Miss Nervy McNerve?

44. kevlarchick - June 14, 2006

Bart’s so cute when he’s angry, isn’t he Peel?

45. The Comish (sic) - June 14, 2006

I have no idea what the Commish bulge is, nor do I wish to know.

[sigh] Even when they’re drunk, they don’t want anything to do with my bulge.

And steve, this was ingenius:
If sex was a fight, I’d leave you crying in frustration and disappointment.

46. blogidaho - June 14, 2006

If sex was a fight, I’d leave you crying in frustration and disappointment.

Comish, isn’t that a fairly accurate description of your Prom night?

47. steve_in_hb - June 14, 2006

Leave Comish alone, he is the only one here sensitive enough to recognize my genius.

So Comish, what are you wearing? You know I have a lot more funny jokes back at my condo.

48. kevlarchick - June 14, 2006

What is this bulge of which you speak?

49. steve_in_hb - June 14, 2006
50. The Comish (sic) - June 14, 2006

Comish, isn’t that a fairly accurate description of your Prom night?

There was plenty weeping at my prom, but it wasn’t related to sex. It was related to my date’s affinity for suplexes, and then waking up to a doctor asking me, “How did that get in there?”

kevlarchick, I discuss my bulge here:

http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2006/06/08/t-shirt-logo/#comments

51. Feisty - June 14, 2006

And my tight litttle capitalization?

RWS is getting oratorically hotter as the thread wears on.

Like 3 or 4 years ago, I was the most sought after “capitalizer” in my neighborhood because my “capital letters” were so tight. I’m talking like $200-$300 PER capital letter.

I mean, why go to Thailand for tight capitalization when I’m right here?

52. Dave in Texas - June 14, 2006

WHAT ARE CAPS?

53. Innocent Bystanders » Free Soil, Free Men, Free Carbon Radicals - June 15, 2006

[...] I'm just about to change my vote from chlorine to carbon. [...]

54. Dex - June 15, 2006

I vote chlorine. Just cause Greenpeace hates it so.
http://www.envirotruth.org/chlorine.cfm

55. Vote Carbon at The Politburo Diktat - June 15, 2006

[...] Innocent Bystanders » Elemental Voting Vote for the Official Innocent Bystanders Chemical ElementYou can vote once per day. [...]

56. Tim Worstall - June 16, 2006

Vote Early Vote Often…

Via Politburo Diktat, a chance to vote or your favourite element at Innocent Bystander. Clearly this is fixed, an abuse of due process as there is no way to vote for scandium, everybody’s favourite element. Vote, therefore, for gallium. Why…

57. blogidaho - June 16, 2006

I’ve seen the Light.
I’m changing my support from Chlorine to Carbon.

Are we not Men?
We are Carbon Based Life Forms.

58. terah - June 16, 2006

chlorine would be my bet.. reminds me of the advantages of it, knowing that from my friend at webdate dotcom

59. Bart - June 22, 2006

Can we end this poll?

60. Michael - June 22, 2006

I’m still voting for gallium every day just to be a jerk.

61. blogidaho - June 22, 2006

A week has passed since I first posted the poll.
I declare the voting ended.
Carbon is the winner with 33% of the vote.
Dark horse candidate, Gallium came in 2nd place with 19%
edging out early front-runner Chlorine which ended with 15%.

Carbon is now the Official Chemical Element of Innocent Bystanders.
Admin, please alert the Media and make the proper changes to the IB ‘About’ page.