18-year-old Czech wins Miss World 2006 September 30, 2006
Posted by Michael in News.trackback
Ladies and gentlemen fellow male IB readers, I present to you the new Miss World, reacting to the announcement of her victory (on the right):
Man, she sure has great teeth.
By MONIKA SCISLOWSKA, Associated Press Writer
1 minute agoWARSAW, Poland – Tatana Kucharova, an 18-year-old student from the Czech Republic, won the Miss World 2006 beauty contest on Saturday.
Kucharova defeated 103 other women in voting by a panel of judges and television viewers around the world during a two-hour finals ceremony in the Polish capital.
First runner-up in the 56th edition of the annual beauty pageant was Joana Valentina Boitor, a 17-year-old from Romania. Australia’s Sabrina Houssami, 20, was third.
Wearing a long white dress, a teary Kucharova blew kisses to the 2,500 audience members in Warsaw’s Congress Hall after she received her diamond crown from Miss World 2005, Unnur Birna Vilhjalmsdottir of Iceland.
Well good for her. But here’s the bit that caught my eye:
She told the judges she wants to attend university and then become a model.
I hate be a spoilsport. Really I do. But is it wrong for me to suggest that a lot of time and money will be wasted on a university diploma for some hottie who just wants to pursue a modeling career? C’mon. I don’t even believe her. I think she just made that up to sound cool.
She likes tennis and horse riding and her personal motto is “Always be an optimist.”
I’ll bet she is an optimist. Heck, these contestants all look pretty optimistic to me.
Full story (and slideshow!!!) here
She has impressive…credentials. But I’m thinking they’re artificially enhanced.
Envy is an ugly thing, KC. Even the Good Book says: “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s hooters.” Or something to that effect.
I don’t envy them. I’m thinking about back pain.
They’re natural. Her hair color and tan, however, are not natural.
Speaking of winning, Texas A&M did not win, today.
Back pain is a legitimate issue, KC, I’ll grant you that. Another health risk is the potential for boob-slappage injuries inflicted upon the future Mr. Miss World.
Anyway, this post was just my attempt to jack our traffic stats on the last day of the month with some cleavage.
Yes, I will sink to that.
Back pain, shmack pain. I’m not buying it.
Presenting Miss World 2006 — Michael
She’s the one on the right, from the Czech Republic, reacting to the announcement of her victory. Wow. That girl has really terrific teeth. In a comment thread elsewhere, Kevlarchick suggests that the grimace on her face foreshadows a lifetime…
Do I see a boob vein on an 18 year old? Thats just not right to be all. . . juggaliciously spiderveiny at 18. It’s almost enough to make a man week. . . . .
With JOY! oooh yeah. BTW KC I don’t think she’s the only one who gonna be suffering from back pain in the coming years, If you know what I mean, Oooooh Yeah!.
Actualy, I’m gonna log off and mourn my pathetic existence.
Michael, she can slap herself with those mams. Never mind an innocent bystander.
KC, I’m willing to take the punishment if duty calls.
Semper Fi.
Semper Fi brother.
Speaking of winning, Texas A&M did not win, today.
Who cares? (Well, Mrs. Peel, but she’s a geek.)
Michigan has commenced thumping Minnesota and recovering the Little Brown Jug.
GO BLUE!!!
And the Badgers rebounded nicely from their narrow loss to Michigan.
wow, get a load of those udders!
– Aggie boobage compliment.
See, you guys think there were no journalistic skilz involved in this post. But I actually had to quickly sort through about 100 pics in the slideshow to find the one with maximum boobage exposure and get it posted at IB first. So give me some credit.
“Narrow loss to Michigan” my ass. I’m surprised the Badgers could get out of bed so soon.
The “Badgers” were trapped in a blonde czech’s bra.
If you had the option of winning a football game or scrambling in the bra of miss universe? which would you chose?
Granted, it IS a difficult decision, and I just realized that while tits are awesome, loyalty to your football team can change horndoggishness with victoria silvestead into a 2 am knocker with the fat chick from the plant your cousin works at, especially if your team loses.
If the bears are trouncing cincinattie 35-3, in the first quarter, I can go skank for hot chicks, but if they surrender that lead and lose 48 to 35, I just want something warm to cook away the cold horror that resides in my soul.
“At least you aren’t like my favorite team, you are warm and active” would be the only thing that would maintain my erection.
*cry* at least this year, we are a threat, though it leads to me to wearing adult pullups.
Back pain is a legitimate issue, KC, I’ll grant you that.
Dont worry about her
Back pain is a legitimate issue, KC, I’ll grant you that.
Dont worry about her Michael. If Tatana suffers from lower back pain from supporting her massive tata’s, i am more than willing to give her a helping hand or two to help bear aloft her heavenly tits.
Amish will be a Modern Day Atlas.
Except with an erection.
At 18, they all look good. I wonder how she wowed the judges with her brain to win this one? Did she play piano or juggle something? Was she witty? I really don’t watch pageants anymore, too degrading to women. Maybe they will all be future Mary Kay Salespersonage? lol
misslionheart,
Don’t encourage him.
I did a Google image search for MONIKA SCISLOWSKA and found a funny pic. How can I post it?
What’s the URL?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.israelhighway.org/highway-images/irena-sendler.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.israelhighway.org/archive-2005/02jun05.html&h=100&w=91&sz=13&hl=en&start=5&tbnid=LaUhMLKMaCLVOM:&tbnh=82&tbnw=75&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMONIKA%2BSCISLOWSKA%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2005-33,GGLG:en
Or you can just Google image MONIKA SCISLOWSKA. It only returns 5 images, even with Safe Search turned off. All is SFW.
I can’t get through to israelhighway.org. It doesn’t appear to exist anymore.
So far, we have gotten 91 search-engine hits from people using the search term “joana valentina boitor”. She’s the Romanian runner-up mentioned in this post. We’re in the top 10 google search results for this name.
You just never know what’s going to happen when you post.
I think this lady should replace the babe Ace uses whenever he talks about good economic news; however, the Whitesnake album cover stays.
I’m glad to see that serious hot chickage has helped IB get the ratings. At least you haven’t had to resort to “Special Comments” and Fat Jokes like Olberdung.
hy i am heand some
yeas. yeas yoiu ayre.