Ace-apalooza 9/27/2006 October 1, 2006
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It was a kick to meet Ace. Really an unassuming fellow. Mary Katherine Ham was quite charming. JackM, did you know she used to do sports reporting? I know that. I met her. There were a couple of nice guys there from a couple of Senators’ offices and a lady from the DC Chamber of Commerce (formerly of the Hill.) Hondo, Phenry, and another commenter; whose name, please forgive, escapes me showed up also. Ace’s limo ran late so he didn’t show until 8ish. Overall, nice time.
Oh, and Ace? He’s twelve feet tall.
Update: This post has been added to the Gardening category per Michael’s request. 
Im pretty sure this is a photoshop. This guy may be 12 feet tall, but its well documented that General Washington stood a minimum of 6 foot twenty.
Im also almost certain that this is neither a picture of Ace nor of Washington because of the appearance that attractive female next to him. Ace being a notorious homosexual and Washingtons proclivity to fuck the shit out of bears.
Im pretty sure the only thing that Ace and George Washington have in common is that they both have a lot of ‘wood’ in their mouths.
You forgot to put this in the Gardening category.
He didn’t want to piss off Lauraw.
Who could blame him.
I’m diggin his hair. And after all of you made fun of it.
So harrison, did you set up this pose? Or was MKH talking up Mr. Smooth in the easy chair?
She is looking right into my eyes. She is thinking: “I want Michael. I want him bad.”
Pupster-
No, other than I stood up and moved away from her so I could see Ace.
OT: Sandy, your lady looks vexed.
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/pl/111604condirice;_ylt=AnNNW5qjOa0hdEE6v0DWtsD5V8cF;_ylu=X3oDMTBia2Jza2VjBHNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5
Thanks for the report harrison. Did you guys do Val-U-Rite boilermakers?
Snuggly showed up in a limo? WOOOHAHAHAH.
Heh. I suspect the Photoshop was less to preserve ace’s identity, and more to cover the blinding flash reflection from the buckets of nervous sweat pouring off the face of the Klonopin prince.
Nah, pupster, Snuggles has his ciggie and beer, so he’s golden.
I’d be bummed that I wasn’t able to make it but it sounds like things got started late enough that I probably wouldn’t have found anyone and thus ended up drinking a beer by myself, feeling stupid and leaving right before the party actually started.
Actually, HZ, that’s exactly what happened to Punctual-Dave @ Garfield Ridge. Plus, he was in the wrong room.
Heh.
Does ace introduce himself as ace? If he does, can he say it with a straight face?
It happened to SMASH, too, Michael.
I hate the fact that yahoo picture links aren’t persistent. Anyhow, I think I found the picture you’re talking about, Laura. Thanks!
Looking at the rest of the slide show, this is a cute picture of her, isn’t it? I wonder what she’s listening to?
Maybe Atom Bomb by Fluke. I can’t believe I’ve never mentioned it before, but that’s the song I always think of as the Condi Theme Song.
She got destiny, she got supremacy
She got everything ever from A to Z
She got it all down tight, she got nothing wrong
She got the whole wide world singing Baby’s song
You are all in trouble, Jack m. will stop giving you your sports betting picks if you keep this up. LEAST you could have done is put the coldcut on Aces head.
Jack has enough penis issues without having to deal with this.
Man, maybe I should start downing Val-U-Rite vodka and strangling hoboes. Look at where it got Mr. Moron Blog.
Gwenhoivar
That’s a horse of another colour…