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1. BrewFan - November 10, 2006

My oldest daughter is expecting again and when she showed the sonogram to my 20-month old granddaughter the little one pointed at it and said “Fish!”. lol!

Congratulations!

2. Lipstick - November 10, 2006

Congratulations to you and Mrs. Sobek on the anticipated birth of your new baby octopus.

3. geoff - November 10, 2006

That’s no octopus – that’s the coming of Cthulhu.

4. rickinstl - November 10, 2006

Looks like Ted Kennedy.

5. Mr Minority - November 10, 2006

Damn, is that what an Alien looks like through an UltraSound?

Ya know, it does kinda looks like sobek, so maybe it isn’t the Alien

6. Michael - November 10, 2006

Sobek, has someone explained to you why this keeps happening?

7. Muslihoon - November 10, 2006

Hmmmm. I get it. The reason why the Egyptians worshiped Sobek, the alligator-headed deity, was because he carries the seed of Cthulu.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

Have you accepted Cthulu in your life? Do so now and you’ll be among the first to be devoured, spared the pain of going mad!

And the child’s first toy must be this: Cthulu Plush!

8. harrison - November 10, 2006

You need to figure out what causes that swellin’ and stop it.

9. Lipstick - November 10, 2006

Harrison, he did figure out how to stop it; that’s why Mrs. Sobek is occupado.

10. The Mailman - November 10, 2006

Sobek, has someone explained to you why this keeps happening?

SHUT.

UP.

11. Chris Klein - November 10, 2006

It was a two week spark off, nothing serious. And now she wants me to placate … screw that.

12. Marvin - November 10, 2006

gas, its just gas.

13. raincoaster - November 10, 2006

Time to dust off the robes and peel the carpet back over the pentagram. Hail Great Old Ones!

14. raincoaster - November 10, 2006

You need to stop going to Innsmouth for the prenatal exam. Dr. Marsh isn’t the only ob-gyn in the world ya know.

15. Metropolitan - November 10, 2006

Less occupada than octo-pad, no?

I dig why Raincoaster may have mistaken this for the coming of Cthulhu, but she is mistaken.

Clearly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has touched you with His noodly appendage. Well–possibly your wife, anyway.

Ia Ia FSM fhatgn!
{Yo, yo–the FSM is phat, y’all.}

16. Michael - November 10, 2006

Finally we have a post that’s getting more hits than that old Jessica Alba pic. It took Sobek exposing the demon seed in his wife’s womb to do it, but I say it was well worth it.

17. Retired Geezer - November 10, 2006

Here’s a previously unknown picture of Sobek’s baby daddy.

18. Elzbth - November 11, 2006

Ah, I see Metropolitan is familiar with the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Apparently the Sobeks are, too.
http://www.randomfate.net/MT/media/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster.jpg

19. raincoaster - November 11, 2006

FSM, Cthulhu, verily the Great Old Ones are known to man by many names. But never before “Junior.”

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