Biggest Vagina on Earth? November 15, 2006
Posted by composmentis in Ducks, Science, Travel.trackback
Madonna? Paris Hilton? Close, however no.
The biggest vagina in the world actually lies near the western border of Sudan and is visible on a clear day from the sky.
Take a look at the video below for satellite views and if you need to dive in yourself go to 12 22′19.38 N and 12 19′18.23 E on Google Earth.
Mildy NSFW because, even though it’s Google Earth, it’s a giant slice of heaven.
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Compos, I just knew your inaugural Main Page Comment would be something special. You have not disappointed me.
That link is FORBIDDEN from my desk. Should I click at home?
Thanks Michael. It was either this, or how they prepare rats for consumption in restaurants in Asia. They use a blow torch to burn the hair off of them first. The rest is just really gross.
kc – it’s worth seeing. It’s geography. It’s educational.
Pingtung is ready.
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2005/02/05/2003222312/wiki
Amateurs.
http://thumbs.photo.net/photo/3325087-sm.jpg
Now all we need is set of ginormous earthy boobies.
Memo to those who goof off at work and click links. I can’t say it with any absolute certainty, and while network administration is not my thing, information systems is my chosen field.
I’m reasonably certain most site blockers will raise an eyebrow over a link that has the word “vagina” in it.
I’m reasonably certain most site blockers will raise an eyebrow over a link that has the word “vagina” in it.
POOTERISTS!!
Where those genital warts or trees?
This is great. We’re blowing through all our traffic records right now, getting thousands of visitors from all over the planet, and you guys are talking about gigantic pooter.
People, can we act normal for once?
*sigh*
*frantically searches for Grandkid photos*
People, can we act normal for once?
Michael,
Don’t you think that your expectation are a little too high?
pfft. Looked like a close up of Senor Wences
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6119967223604638394&q=ventriloquist
’sawright!
This is great. We’re blowing through all our traffic records right now, getting thousands of visitors from all over the planet, and you guys are talking about gigantic pooter.
Maybe gigantic pooter is the reason we’re getting blown, or whatever you said.
This baby must be gettin’ lots of hits. It’s back on the Top Posts list just under I can give you what you want.
Buncha pervs.
Yum.
I have large penis 24cm
*wanders off to do a metric conversion*
24cm = 24 composmenti. Seeing that I’m a big dick, you are freakin’ huge! Matter of fact, your wang weighs nearly 2 and one-half tons! You could scare of a Blue Whale in heat!
I think you made a mistake. You meant to type 24mm, didn’t you? 24mm = 24 Mr Minorities, which means you have a tiny penis but it looks sharp with a mustache and bowtie.
i think its not a vagina its a part of earth.
^
Hey, look here, Bhutan finally showed up!!! It’s on the flag list now, right next to another new visitor from Tanzania.
Welcome!
It’s nice to know that my personal appeal for Bhutanese participation here at Innocent Bystanders did not go unheeded.
Also, thanks to you, Mr. King of Bhutan, for speaking the truth. Upon closer inspection, I see now that the big vagina is just an odd geographical feature.
Man, I can’t believe I got fooled like that.
Some of you may be wondering: When will Michael stop obsessing about the flag counter?
Look, there are only 194 countries, so that means we are already about 70% of the way to the finish line.
Admittedly, most of the remaining countries have an infrastructure that leans more towards oxcarts than internet connections. Also, they don’t understand English.
Is that a reason to quit?
Did America quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
NO!
I don’t wonder that at all, mostly because I know the answer is “he won’t”. You’ve been on that wordpress console like a monkey on a cupcake for years.
I should steal this.
Too late. Type “biggest vagina” into your google search box and see where IB shows up according to google’s search algorithm.
You will never get traction at this point.
We are also a big-time player for “Hello Kitty” searches on Google Images.
It is funny! Good imagination, anyway.
I wish to know more about your site.
@Chris: It’s just a comment/blog sorta site. There’s little depth to it, believe me.
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