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Biggest Vagina on Earth? November 15, 2006

Posted by composmentis in Ducks, Science, Travel.
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Madonna? Paris Hilton? Close, however no.

The biggest vagina in the world actually lies near the western border of Sudan and is visible on a clear day from the sky.

Take a look at the video below for satellite views and if you need to dive in yourself go to 12 22’19.38 N and 12 19’18.23 E on Google Earth.

Mildy NSFW because, even though it’s Google Earth, it’s a giant slice of heaven.

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1. Rosie O'Donnell - November 15, 2006

er, what?

2. Michael - November 15, 2006

Compos, I just knew your inaugural Main Page Comment would be something special. You have not disappointed me.

3. kevlarchick - November 15, 2006

That link is FORBIDDEN from my desk. Should I click at home?

4. composmentis - November 15, 2006

Thanks Michael. It was either this, or how they prepare rats for consumption in restaurants in Asia. They use a blow torch to burn the hair off of them first. The rest is just really gross.

kc – it’s worth seeing. It’s geography. It’s educational.

5. Elzbth - November 15, 2006
6. skinbad - November 15, 2006

Amateurs.

7. composmentis - November 15, 2006

Now all we need is set of ginormous earthy boobies.

8. Dave in Texas - November 15, 2006

Memo to those who goof off at work and click links. I can’t say it with any absolute certainty, and while network administration is not my thing, information systems is my chosen field.

I’m reasonably certain most site blockers will raise an eyebrow over a link that has the word “vagina” in it.

9. harrison - November 15, 2006

I’m reasonably certain most site blockers will raise an eyebrow over a link that has the word “vagina” in it.

POOTERISTS!!

10. Mr Minority - November 15, 2006

Where those genital warts or trees?

11. Michael - November 15, 2006

This is great. We’re blowing through all our traffic records right now, getting thousands of visitors from all over the planet, and you guys are talking about gigantic pooter.

People, can we act normal for once?

*sigh*

12. Retired Geezer - November 15, 2006

*frantically searches for Grandkid photos*

13. Mr Minority - November 15, 2006

People, can we act normal for once?

Michael,
Don’t you think that your expectation are a little too high?

14. Dave in Texas - November 15, 2006

pfft. Looked like a close up of Senor Wences

15. BrewFan - November 15, 2006

‘sawright!

16. compos mentis - November 15, 2006

This is great. We’re blowing through all our traffic records right now, getting thousands of visitors from all over the planet, and you guys are talking about gigantic pooter.

Maybe gigantic pooter is the reason we’re getting blown, or whatever you said.

17. composmentis - February 23, 2007

This baby must be gettin’ lots of hits. It’s back on the Top Posts list just under I can give you what you want.

Buncha pervs.

18. Steph - November 28, 2007

Yum.

19. Ali - July 3, 2008

I have large penis 24cm

20. composmentis - July 3, 2008

*wanders off to do a metric conversion*

24cm = 24 composmenti. Seeing that I’m a big dick, you are freakin’ huge! Matter of fact, your wang weighs nearly 2 and one-half tons! You could scare of a Blue Whale in heat!

I think you made a mistake. You meant to type 24mm, didn’t you? 24mm = 24 Mr Minorities, which means you have a tiny penis but it looks sharp with a mustache and bowtie.

21. King - May 23, 2009

i think its not a vagina its a part of earth.

Michael - May 23, 2009

^
Hey, look here, Bhutan finally showed up!!! It’s on the flag list now, right next to another new visitor from Tanzania.

Welcome!

It’s nice to know that my personal appeal for Bhutanese participation here at Innocent Bystanders did not go unheeded.

Also, thanks to you, Mr. King of Bhutan, for speaking the truth. Upon closer inspection, I see now that the big vagina is just an odd geographical feature.

Man, I can’t believe I got fooled like that.

22. Michael - May 23, 2009

Some of you may be wondering: When will Michael stop obsessing about the flag counter?

Look, there are only 194 countries, so that means we are already about 70% of the way to the finish line.

Admittedly, most of the remaining countries have an infrastructure that leans more towards oxcarts than internet connections. Also, they don’t understand English.

Is that a reason to quit?

Did America quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

NO!

23. Dave in Texas - May 23, 2009

I don’t wonder that at all, mostly because I know the answer is “he won’t”. You’ve been on that wordpress console like a monkey on a cupcake for years.

24. mesablue - June 10, 2009

I should steal this.

Michael - June 10, 2009

Too late. Type “biggest vagina” into your google search box and see where IB shows up according to google’s search algorithm.

You will never get traction at this point.

We are also a big-time player for “Hello Kitty” searches on Google Images.

25. yennhile - July 3, 2009

It is funny! Good imagination, anyway.

26. chris - August 1, 2009

I wish to know more about your site.

27. anoneemoose - August 22, 2009

@Chris: It’s just a comment/blog sorta site. There’s little depth to it, believe me.

28. Dd - September 15, 2009

Imature

29. Ramon - January 13, 2010

12°52’41.79″N 22°27’9.22″E
actually

30. lauraw - January 13, 2010

Ramon, shut the fuck up.

And by the way, it’s not the coordinates that ticked me off, it’s the smug ‘actually’ afterwards.

DON’T TALK DOWN TO PEOPLE, RAMON. IT’S RUDE.

(wrong thread but I don’t care, Ramon totally asked for it. Motherfucker)

31. Anonymous - January 28, 2010

i wanna fuck huge vagina

32. geoff - January 28, 2010

Talk to Ramon – I think he’s got what you need.

33. Dave in Texas - January 28, 2010

Here ya go buddy.

http://tinyurl.com/y9pxhcy

Tell the bitch he better have my money.

34. Anonymous - October 23, 2010

fuck this vagina…ooohhh!

35. By By By By By Politically Correct - November 18, 2010

FYI, to those who want to have sex with the earth. Your tiny wang would not even fit in this thing, you would have no resistance, and no pleasure. Like humping the air. You can do that at home.

FYI, to those who think this is a vagina. Its NOT. It simply looks like one. That does not make it a vagina.

36. lauraw - November 18, 2010

FYI, to those who think this is a vagina. Its NOT. It simply looks like one. That does not make it a vagina.

I am getting really sick of this line of reasoning.

37. daveintexas - November 18, 2010

>> It simply looks like one.

Oh like I would know. Sheesh.

38. wiserbud - November 18, 2010

You can do that at home.

dreamer.

39. geoff - November 18, 2010

Like humping the air. You can do that at home.

I’ve got to remember to close those blinds.

40. harrison - November 18, 2010

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

41. daveintexas - November 18, 2010

If the spark plug gap is supposed to be .059, and you set it to 1.09, that engine is runnin rougher than a cob, if it’s even runnin at all.

that’s a pretty good metaphor, right?

42. BrewFan - November 18, 2010

small organ in a large cathedral

43. wiserbud - November 18, 2010

toothpick in a tailpipe

44. daveintexas - November 18, 2010

A whole universe could be in my thumbnail?

No wait, I got it wrong.

45. Anonymous - November 20, 2010

ammata hukahan

46. wiserbud - November 20, 2010

ammata hukahan

and hakuna matata to you!

47. Neguzz - September 14, 2011

Thats awesome

48. Joseph - November 27, 2011

I want to see the pic

49. runwomanrunquickquickrun - February 8, 2012

im very disappointed! I was so horny a while ago, im looking for a vagina image not some sort of haha lmao

50. wiserbud - February 8, 2012

I was so horny a while ago, im looking for a vagina image not some sort of haha lmao

try here:

http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2007/07/09/a-fat-naked-woman-with-greased-thighs/

51. Edwin - February 27, 2012

Pls notify me of any new picture

52. thirdnews - August 2, 2013

” i could assume you are a professional on this subject” -some spam is :-)


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