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Harder than you’d think March 5, 2007

Posted by composmentis in Travel.
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At least for an idiot like me.  Took me two consecutive tries and I only had 46 tics left on my second go.

How well can you do?

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1. Don Carne - March 5, 2007

Damn I forgot Minnesota and Nebraska. Oh well nothing good comes from there anyway.

2. skinbad - March 5, 2007

I got everything but 4 in five minutes. Then I cheated. Conn., Delaware, Arkansas, Indiana. I actually saw Al Franken do something I thought was pretty cool once. On Letterman’s show, he had a poster and marker and drew a map of the U.S. with all the state boundaries in 60 seconds. Looked like kind of a cool trick to learn.

3. daveintexas - March 5, 2007

Got em all w 2:02 to spare.

Here’s a fun one. There are four states whose capital cities begin with the same letter as the state.

Can you name them?

4. composmentis - March 5, 2007

Indianapolis, Indiana
Honolulu, Hawaii
Anchorage, Alaska
Titties, Texas

5. daveintexas - March 5, 2007

Juneau is the capital of Alaska.

But you got Texas right.

6. Sobek - March 5, 2007

Wait a minute, there’s a New Mexico?

7. Sobek - March 5, 2007

OKC, Oklahoma

8. daveintexas - March 5, 2007

Yes sir.

That leaves one I believe. In my anecdotal experience, it’s the one people seem to have the hardest time remembering.

9. Sobek - March 5, 2007

Dover, Delaware

10. Sobek - March 5, 2007

Got em all with 3:34 on the clock. I believe that makes you all my bitches.

11. BrewFan - March 5, 2007

49 in 4 minutes then couldn’t remember #50. Grrrr. It was New Jersey of all places.

12. Sobek - March 5, 2007

That’s the one that slowed me down, too.

13. harrison - March 5, 2007

Is there a site where I can just say the names?
I don’t type so fast.

14. Russ from Winterset - March 5, 2007

Brew, I missed NJ too. I had to sit there for 3 minutes constantly asking myself “What am I missing?” until the time ran out. ugh.

15. Pupster - March 5, 2007

massachusits

massichusits

massatwoshits

*BZZZZZZZZ*

16. Mrs. Peel - March 5, 2007

Damn! Delaware, Minnesota, and Pennsylvania. The irritating thing is, I was thinking of the shapes of both Delaware and Minnesota, but went totally blank trying to remember their names.

When I was in elementary school, I used to be able to recite them all in alphabetical order along with capitals. Those were the days.

17. Retired Geezer - March 5, 2007

Dang, I forgot: Kentucky, Maryland, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania,

Not bad for an Old Dude.
Hope I didn’t diss any IB regulars.

18. Enas Yorl - March 5, 2007

Wow! I sucked more than anybody. I missed 12. I totally blanked on a large, middle section of the flyover country, and a few of the New England states.

19. Wickedpinto - March 5, 2007

I did much worse, cuz I spell like a tourets syndrome savant, who thinks about the way a someone walks rather than how to spell a state.

Though, even with bad spelling, I always find myself with only 48 or so.

20. Wickedpinto - March 5, 2007

Amen pupster, I tend to work geographicaly, not alphabeticaly.

21. mesablue - March 6, 2007

Crap, I didn’t get Oklahoma and Ohio.

Ohio I can understand. It’s only 45 minutes away and the hated Buckeyes are from there. I’m PROUD I forgot Ohio.

I just took for granted that they don’t really count.

Or not. That is kinda funny, but only Michael will appreciate it.

Oh, and I been drinkin’. That should have been a gimmee for Oklahoma.

22. geoff - March 6, 2007

Wiffed on Indiana.

23. Michael - March 6, 2007

but only Michael will appreciate it.

I do. I missed 5 states, including Maryland where I used to live, but I got Ohio. I’m not proud of that.

24. composmentis - March 6, 2007

How in hell can you guys forget Indiana?? We have the Indianapolis 500, one of the greatest men’s college basketball programs of all time at I.U., and the Colts just won the Super Bowl for eff’s sake.

It’s not like we have nothin’ to offer, like Idaho, fer cryin’ out loud.

25. Retired Geezer - March 6, 2007

It’s not like we have nothin’ to offer, like Idaho, fer cryin’ out loud.

*lower lip trembles slightly*

Oh yeah… what would you put your gravy on at Thanksgiving Dinner…
Mashed Broccoli?

26. Retired Geezer - March 6, 2007

I was thinking of the shapes of both Delaware and Minnesota,

In which Mrs. Peel once again demonstrates her Nerd Cred.

Shapes?
I usually remember them by their Atomic Weight.

27. BrewFan - March 6, 2007

Geezer, don’t let him give you any crap. Just ask him what a ‘hoosier’ is. (hint: nobody knows! lol!)

28. composmentis - March 6, 2007

Eat me Brew. lol.

It’s true. No one knows what in hell it really means or where it actually came from. Hoosier daddy? There is no definitive answer.

Buncha hilljacks.

29. skinbad - March 6, 2007

Out of Ohio, Illinois, and Indiana, my brain only has room for two. Indiana drew the short straw this time. Nothing personal.

30. Dave in Texas - March 6, 2007

The two I had to struggle to recall were Minnesota and Massachusetts.

No idear why. I try to start with Maine and work my way south, and then west, but I always get crazy when I do NC and SC and then I GOTTA pick ND and SD and then all the “News” and my plan is just shot to hell.

31. BrewFan - March 6, 2007

No idear why. I try to start with Maine and work my way south, and then west, but I always get crazy when I do NC and SC and then I GOTTA pick ND and SD and then all the “News” and my plan is just shot to hell.

lol! my plan exactly and I got sidetracked at the exact same place. I’m thinking South Carolina *oh crap, I better do South Dakota now or I’ll forget it later* and then I was doomed.

Here’s another bad plan: An Ann Coulter post.

32. Wickedpinto - March 6, 2007

*lower lip trembles slightly*

Oh yeah… what would you put your gravy on at Thanksgiving Dinner…
Mashed Broccoli?

gave me a good guffaw.

33. Sobek - March 6, 2007

I start west and work east.

And if we can get mashed broccoli to catch on, Idaho will complete its slide into utter irrelevance and we can finally give it back to the British.

34. The British - March 6, 2007

We don’t want it!

35. British Royal Navy - March 6, 2007

*looking at map of Idaho*

Awww bloody ‘ell.

That’s a lot o’ portage.

36. composmentis - March 6, 2007

we can finally give it back to the British.

Think of all the anti-gun laws they’d put in place Geez. No more shootin’ varmints while hot tubbing!

37. The Varmits - March 6, 2007

Yeah, take it back.
We ain’t worried about a bunch of Crumpet chewing Nancy-Boys.

38. Lipstick - March 6, 2007

I missed three: Minnesota, Massachusetts and Missouri.

Fuckin’ “M” states.

39. Sobek - March 6, 2007

Dave has a link to a one where you type in all the countries (192 of ‘em) in ten minutes. I’m certain it’s physically impossible, but I got 135. Anyone want to try to beat that?

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In case anyone is wondering, here’s the list of countries I missed (don’t read this if you’re planning on taking the challenge):

Albania, Andorra, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Armenia,
Azerbaijan, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belize, Bolivia,
Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cameroon,
Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Comoros, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Djibouti,
Dominica, East Timor, Fiji, Gambia, Georgia,
Grenada, Ireland, Jamaica, Kiribati, Kuwait,
Liechtenstein, Maldives, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Montenegro,
Mozambique, Nauru, New Zealand, Palau, Papua New Guinea,
Peru, Philippines, Republic of the Congo, Romania, Rwanda,
Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Sierra Leone,
Solomon Islands, Tajikistan, The Bahamas, Tuvalu, Uganda,
Vanuatu, Venezuela

40. PirateParrot - March 6, 2007

At some point in elementary school we had to learn a song with all the states in alphabetical order. Somehow it’s always stayed with me. End result: I finished, 7:30 left on the clock.

41. Michael - March 6, 2007

End result: I finished, 7:30 left on the clock.

Yeah, well, um, I bet you don’t have a three-legged crime fighting dog!

Frickin’ lurkers.

42. sandy burger - March 6, 2007

Argh. I missed 12. A full dozen.

I’ve even got relatives in one of the ones I missed. Stupid time limit.

43. Enas Yorl - March 6, 2007

Argh. I missed 12. A full dozen.

Ha! You’re on the IB Short Bus with me. We need to be re-edjumacated.

44. The Commissar - March 6, 2007

6:15 on the clock

geographical order, starting with maine, down to florida, up, east of the mississippi to wisconsin, down to texas, up to montana, then all the big ones out west.

it doesn’t care if you use all lower case.

45. Michael - March 6, 2007

Frickin’ atheist!

46. Michael - March 6, 2007

I can do the books of the Bible in ten minutes! Where’s that website?

47. PirateParrot - March 6, 2007

Yeah, well, um, I bet you don’t have a three-legged crime fighting dog!

No, mine’s more on the supply side of crime.

And I could only get 106 on the countries.

48. The Commissar - March 6, 2007

Books of the Bible?

Bring it on, Michael!

49. 192 UN recognized states in 10 minutes at politburo diktat 2.0 - March 6, 2007

[...] Hat tip: Innocent Bystanders, for the 50 state version. [...]

50. Sobek - March 6, 2007

Just finished again with 7:43 on the clock. Not too shabby.

51. Sobek - March 6, 2007

I just got 153 on the world game. The ones I missed:

Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus,
Burkina Faso, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Comoros, Cuba,
Dominica, Dominican Republic, East Timor, Fiji, Ghana,
Grenada, Guinea-Bissau, Haiti, Iceland, Jamaica,
Kiribati, Maldives, Micronesia, Montenegro, Mozambique,
Nauru, Palau, Peru, Philippines, Republic of the Congo,
Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, San Marino, Senegal, Sierra Leone,
The Bahamas, Tuvalu, Uganda, United Arab Emirates.

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I would have gotten Guinea-Bissau but I left out the hyphen.

52. Retired Geezer - March 6, 2007

I just got 153 on the world game.

Uh, I know all the Beatles… (first names anyway).

53. Sobek - March 6, 2007

3:17 on the books of the Bible. But I had to just time myself, and there’s a bit of an ambiguity if you have to spell out, for example, “first thessalonians” or if you can abbreviate to “1 thessalonians.”

54. Tobit - March 7, 2007

Anti-Catholic pikers!! Window lickers!!

55. The Commissar - March 7, 2007

where’s the link to the Bible challenge?

56. Sobek - March 7, 2007

No link, I just opened Notepad and used a stopwatch.