A Poll March 16, 2007
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I’m meeting Pupster for beers this evening.
Is this a smart move?

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I’m meeting Pupster for beers this evening.
Is this a smart move?

Depends. I assume you have a handgun?
Who’s paying?
Wear a cup.
Question:
Is he drinking or leaving something?
The answer to your question relies upon to my question.
Don’t leave your drink unattended. If he orders you something called a “Rufie Colada,” don’t drink it.
You only needed to post this in one category; Terrorist Hemorrhoids.
Well, maybe Woman Ranting too.
Rember, friends don’t let friends drive drunk.
In other words, help him find his car and get the key in the ignition.
Make Pupster weigh himself before the first round.
If he asks you to hold the measuring tape around his waistline, keep him in front where you can keep your eye on him.
And the Navy Body Fat calculation technique requires no “cupping”. Don’t let him trick you with that.
that were me
Bring some Astroglide, just in case. Always be prepared.
I’m meeting Lipstick in about 90 minutes.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
You should come by my office, KC. You can see what it looks like when an ancient Egyptian crocodile god reads large stacks of documents.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Boy I sure hope so.
Did I just say that out loud?
Humping your leg is his way of shaking hands. Don’t read anything into it.
But if he starts up, you’d best let him finish.
Sobek, Lipstick and I will consider it after several drinks. Then we will only be thinking about “large” and “god” and “pro bono.”
Rember, friends don’t let friends drive drunk.
Huh. I always heard it as “drunks don’t let friends drive.”
The More You Know…….
Then we will only be thinking about “large” and “god” and “pro bono.”
Nice to know that I will be there, at least in spirit.
If Pupster is checking your prostate, make sure he doesn’t have more than one hand on your shoulders.
When the check comes, watch out for the ‘Alligator Arms’ move.
A reminder to KC and Lipstick:
Michael has forked over lots of his hard-earned money to pay for extra storage space. Let’s take advantage and post *lots* of pictures. Ok?
Whatever you do, don’t pull away the pretzel bowl while he’s eating. You won’t even get a warning growl.
Michael has forked over lots of his hard-earned money to pay for extra storage space. Let’s take advantage and post *lots* of pictures. Ok?
Heck, we’ve got room for videos if they have *artistic* merit.
Ahem. I’d just like to say,
Best. Pillow. Party. Evah!
Muh haah haa haahahaaaaa!
Whew, I’m back. Let’s just say not all afternoon quickies are bad.
Lipstick will post pics after she *sorts thru* the footage.
And Sobek doesn’t kiss and tell.
Under “Recent Comments” I saw ‘kevlarchick on A Poll’.
Based on your quickie comment, I assume pole is spelled incorrectly.
Which means ‘Dave in Texas on A Poll’ brings up some disturbing images.
Let’s just say not all afternoon quickies are bad.
I’ve never met a bad afternoon quicky!
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