The Joy of Being Retired March 18, 2007
Posted by Michael in Humor.trackback
Cranky explains how retired folks keep themselves amused.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break”? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a “Terrorist.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a “doughnut eating pork-product.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
If it’s true, I could kiss cranky, but not in a gay way.
As long as there are no tongues involved and no holding hands afterwards – okay. And no, Dave, you can’t watch.
When I first glanced at the title, I thought “The Joy of Being Retarded? Shouldn’t that be linked over at the AoSHQ?”
No worries there cranky, you guys knock yourself out.
Heh
Heh. JYB Tailwag: Innocent Bystanders….