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Does it get any weirder? March 22, 2007

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Do you think there is any hope that Michael Jackson’s kids will turn out normal? These are his oldest two, Prince Michael 10, Paris Katherine 8. From what I have read the children do not attend school or participate in any social or sports activities.

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1. eddiebear - March 22, 2007

I see nothing wrong with this. Jacko’s kids will turn out normal. Just like Madonna’s kids and Rosie the Hut’s kids.

2. wiserbud - March 22, 2007

From what I understand, he also home-schools them, so they go that going for them as well.

KIDDING!! JUST KIDDING!!

3. Jimbo - March 22, 2007

So is Prince Michael the one in purple?

And who is the Baby Grim Reaper in that dudes arms?

4. rightwingsparkle - March 22, 2007

Oh, I didn’t see that child. It must be one of his too.

5. Bosk - March 22, 2007

Nope…they’re doomed.

6. Michael - March 22, 2007

Gotta go with Bosk on this.

7. Daphne Jansen - March 23, 2007

That man should be dangled outside a window in Germay with a cloth over his head! I’d wager he would get more cheers than when he did it to his baby. Some weirdos are wondeful…..sadly…..not this one.

8. Dave's Manicurist - March 23, 2007

Some weirdos are wondeful…

Yeah, we got Dave.

He’s Wonderful.

9. Dave in Texas - March 23, 2007

aw shucks

10. Riley - October 20, 2007

You do realise that press only sells bad news. What about all the good things that Michael Jackson has done for Anyway, I think his kids are just fine and how dare you call one of them a “baby grim reaper”? They are innocent children and do not deserved to be made fun of. This is exactly the reason that they are covered. I’m sure if you were such a major star you wouldn’t want the parasitic press all over your children.

11. BaraBaby - January 10, 2008

umm……

His kids will turn out like all the other celebs kids! Doomed from the off, no famous peoples children are normal so what kind of question is this?

12. chloe - February 2, 2008

wats the poit micheal jackson theres no pOINT IN COVERING THRM UP

13. DW - February 7, 2008

Hiding his children from the media is one of the best things he can do for them in terms of keeping them away from the cruel, tormenting comments from morons who not only read but believe the tabloids.
He doesn’t want his children to have to suffer such fame as he did when he was their age.
And imagine how those children would be treated if he sent them to school! It’s not Michael Jackson’s fault that these kids can’t have regular childhoods, it’s the fault of the media.

14. nathan mathurin - February 23, 2008

the idea you freaks come up with are very idioc and i say how are we supposed to now if thats really his kids if we can’t see his face…..you damn, stupid, idiotic critics

15. Cathy - February 23, 2008

…..you damn, stupid, idiotic critics

Nathan, maybe you could look in the mirror when you say that.

I give Michael Jackson credit for looking in the mirror awhile back.

BTW: Critic is defined as “One who tends to make harsh or carping judgments; a faultfinder.”

16. geoff - February 23, 2008

I think Nathan’s faults run far deeper than that.

17. eddiebear - February 23, 2008

Why is it I am channeling the “Leave Britney Alone!” video with Nathan?

18. daveintexas - February 23, 2008

for nathan, riley and other assorted dorkwits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsHx0okNhUA&feature=related

enjoy sweetnesses

19. Linn - February 27, 2008

Why can’t you all just shut the fuck up. Michael Jackson is more of a perosn than one of you will ever be. Do you even know Michael Jackson? didn’t think so either. None of us know him so stop judging him. Who the hell are you to judge him?
The media is just full of crap. They judge everyone but themselfs, and they just print those lying facts to earn money. And you are stupid enough to believe them. Take a good look in the mirror and tell yourself: What am I made of?
After reading all this i am pretty sure what your made of.

20. Groundskeeper Willie - February 27, 2008

Do you even know Michael Jackson?

I ‘ate ‘im.

I really ‘ate ‘im.

21. Bart "the man in the mirror" Jackson - February 27, 2008

After reading all this i am pretty sure what your made of.

Why can’t you just shut the fuck up, Linn. Michael Jackson is more of a perosn than one of you will ever be. Do you even know Michael Jackson? didn’t think so either. None of us know him so stop judging him. Who the hell are you to judge him?
The media is just full of crap. They judge everyone but themselfs, and they just print those lying facts to earn money. And you are stupid enough to believe them. Take a good look in the mirror and tell yourself: What am I made of?

22. Sobek - February 27, 2008

“After reading all this i am pretty sure what your made of.”

I’m made of carbon-based nuclear material and hatred, but mostly hatred.

Apparently you are made of misused homophones, capitalization errors, and sentences that end with prepositions. Also, irony, since you politely inform us that we have no right to judge others in the same comment where you judge all of us.

23. Cathy - February 27, 2008

Lying facts was most precious.

24. Muslihoon - February 27, 2008

True lies.
Intelligent Democrats.
I believe they’re called oxymormons.

25. Bart - February 27, 2008

Reminds me of one of my old AoS sockpuppets who used to scold AoS morons for being “haters.”

Heh. A few of my favorite lines:

I hate all you rightwing haters. All you do is hate people who don’t agree with you. Im sick of your intolerance. There’s no place in this world for people like you.

There was always a few morons who would fall for it, too. Heh.

26. marco lombardozzi - February 28, 2008

some of u people r really screwed up ur critical,judgemental n biased is this how u were brought up? it doesn’t lend any kind of justice n credence 2 ur parents or where u raised by wolves? i don’t care 4 mj or his music but he’s not harming any 1 so why can’t he b left 2 live n raise his kids as he sees fit? what threatens u people so much that ur hatefullness is so clear 2 every 1? is it his success? his difference in all that he does? i’d try n keep my kids invisable 2 frm cave-men like haters. right on bart

27. Sobek - February 28, 2008

“…but he’s not harming any 1…”

Interesting assertion. Leaving aside for a moment the allegations of child molestation and child-off-a-balcony-railing dangling, his bizarre public persona is arguably harmful to his children, emotionally and psychologically speaking (especially when said persona results in his kids going out in public wearing hoods and surrounded by security guards).

And please be advised that criticizing one’s public actions is not the same thing as hatred. We’re far too lazy to work up the energy necessary for full-fledged hatred.

28. Jules from Pulp Fiction - February 28, 2008

English, muthafucka, do you speak it?

29. Who cares what MJ does? - March 20, 2008

Isn’t it amazing the intelligence level of some of the bloggers here? If you do not agree with their point of view, it is an onslaught of verbal abuse with plenty of profanity to go around for everyone. Amazing what our tax dollars are achieving at schools these years.

30. katherine marie torres - April 2, 2008

you people are crazy of course mj’s kids are normal daaaaaa i cant beleve you people think like that about the greatest entertainers kids gosh i would you feel if they talked like that abotu your own kids loosers!!!! I LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON YOUR THE BEST I LOVE YOU AND YOUR KIDS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART….

31. Michael - April 2, 2008

^
That comment was so unhinged that I actually checked to make sure it wasn’t Amish goofing around. It’s not. Katherine is a first-time commenter.

32. amish is more of a Tito fan - April 2, 2008

Heres her email address:

gatita_kathy_91@yahoo.com

Dont know why i looked it up. Just felt compelled.

33. composmentis - April 2, 2008

Welcome katherine!

Sorry to burst your bubble dear, but unless you’re eleven, and male, Michael will not venture to return your affections.

Billie Jean is not my lover. She’s just a girl who says that Iiiiii am the one. But the kid is not my son! (because I sleep with little, pre-pubescent boys and vajayjays are icky!)

34. composmentis - April 2, 2008

32. Dude.

35. dr4 - April 2, 2008

What?

Marco lombardozzi: He has excellent taste in music,hates mexicans, likes cooking shows, is into holistic medicine, and sympathizes with Palestinian terrorists. or at least somebody with that name on the internet does.

36. Jillian Logue - April 5, 2008

Wow you people are so ignorant Michael Jackson has contributed so much passion to the world through his beautiful music. The press really screwed his life up that he felt compelled to live overseas to get away from it all and now they are ruining Britney Spears it’s a vicious cycle and it has to stop. Fuck you press leave Michael and Britney alone! I feel that nobody should have to flee to have a normal life. N FYI people he loves children he embraces every child as though it they are his own and that family who took him to court only wanted his money. And just because he dresses a certain way does not mean that he molested a child. As for his children I think they are going to have a great life because they receive so much love from him and if you really want to know if Michael did or not do that watch his interviews he’s telling the truth I cry every time I watch them because he’s such a good person and he did not deserve that. Michael if you’re reading this I hope you have a good life and I hope people realize how stupid they are to believe scumbags sorry for mankind lol I love you Michael<3

37. Retired Geezer - April 5, 2008

and now they are ruining Britney Spears

Who is this Britney Spears you mentioned?

38. Jillian Logue - April 5, 2008

MJ loves kids!

Here’s a picture of the Christmas Card he sent me that proves it:

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6074/santa2im.gif

39. Desi - May 2, 2008

that is so mean!!! i think michael jackson’s kids are gonna be normal. just cuz their dad may not be all there doesn’t mean there not.and i think michael is doing the right thing too, by keeping them hidden like he is. can u just imagine what would happen to him if the media got pics of those kids’ faces. michael himself got a bunch of crap for wearing band-aids on his lips. anyway i don’t think there’s a problem in the world with his kids!!!

40. AKEYIA - May 18, 2008

all this isn’t called for… none of us know him so why judge him. of course when you first hear a rumor you’re going to believe it but after you think about it you ask yourself: y am i believing what people say just to get money? im 9 years old and a man that actually sat down and talked to micheal jackson told my class he is a kind and loving person/father. this man have been knowing micheal since he was my age. im so shamed in people older than me arguing and starting rumors about something they dont know is true or not. you people go around listening to rumors and pass them on like diseases. it really show me i must act when i get older. (NOT!) its crazy! i love micheal jackson’s music and im sure some of you who used to (or still do) are letting these rumors thats been out since 1999 get between the love you used to have for him. its insane!!! even though these weird rumors and his facial changes have been the #1 topic i still listen to his beautiful songs and i think you all should forgive him because im very sure he’s sorry and he’s trying to change his life around. and this sentence is to the people who print these horrible things about him: why mess up somebody else’s life when you got your’s to live. everybody only have 1 life to live so you live yours and let micheal jackson live his. THANK YOU FOR READING MY COMMENT. P.S. my answer to your question is: yes, i think micheal’s children are going to live a happy life because covering your children’s faces is the best thing you can do for your child when you’re being judged and you dont want them to be judged to, so for your smart thinking M.J i love you and your music so very much. LIVE A WONDERFUL LIFE BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE.

41. Michael - May 18, 2008

Thank you for your comment, Akeyia. I hope you are right about MJ’s kids getting a chance at a normal life, and about MJ trying to “change his life around.”

You’re right — we all just have one life to live. You are pretty smart for a nine-year-old. I hope you live a wonderful life.

I still think his music was great.

42. Anonymous - June 2, 2008

Jillian Logue- you are hilarious!!!

Damn! I forgot sarcastic tones can’t be conveyed in writing….

43. stupid site why did I enter it? - September 9, 2008

If I was his kid I would want to have my face covered, so that I wasn’t forced to be famous.

+ they do have a normal life when the paparazzis are not around, they have friends and they attend a private school.. look up the facts moron!

44. compos mentis - September 9, 2008

stupid site why did I enter it?

That pretty much sums up how I feel about my ex-girlfriend.

45. daveintexas - September 9, 2008

stupid site why did I enter it?

we suckered you in with a trail of Oreos.

46. eddiebear - September 9, 2008

I see we have another satisfied customer

47. stupid site why did I enter it? - September 10, 2008

Forgot to say I think they will turn out to be normal, I think Michael is a great father.

48. Dave in Texas - September 10, 2008

Thanks for adding that – it’s a relief to us all.

49. BrewFan - September 10, 2008

I think Michael is a great father.

Except for the Batman costume. What kind of an example is that?

What?

50. Tara - December 10, 2008

Obviously we don’t know Michael Jackson personally but come on…how can your kids be “regular” when you are one of the most famous person in the world?!?! I don’t think his kids are going to be doomed. If he sent them to public school can you imagine how much attention they would get?? This is so stupid! How could you not change yourself since you’ve been sooo famous since the age of 5!! Come on people..look at things from his perspective.

51. BrewFan - December 10, 2008

Of all the comments I’ve read over the years none scare me quite so much as do the comments on this thread.

52. Clynnie(Fledging) - June 26, 2009

i’m definitely agreeing and not agreeing to some of the things you guys have said. yes, i am the last to comment. im going out in style with that. and who ever thought of putting a 3 page long comment on here? why? ok..well i agree that mj did have a couple faults, but most of all the things that made him look bad werent true. if you look it up, it has all the details! jeez. he wasnt a child molester, i can tell you that right there. everyone to ever exist had faults. if you think you dont your a moron. ok. and as the last to comment, but prob not for long, im gonna say Rest In Peace, Michael Jackson. may we all understand your good lifes light, and may god be there to comfort the way. Blessed Be.

53. lauraw - June 26, 2009

yeesh

54. lauraw - June 26, 2009

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
-They both come on little crackers.

What’s the deal with Michael Jackson’ts tight, short little pants?
-Those aren’t his pants.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
-There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

55. lauraw - June 26, 2009

What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
-Michael Jackson’s hand.

56. wiserbud - June 26, 2009

Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?

Because there’s 20 of them.

57. geoff - June 26, 2009

I hope everyone understands that lauraw and wiserbud are mocking MJ’s fans, and not the sadly departed MJ himself.

Uh…that’s right, isn’t it guys?

58. wiserbud - June 26, 2009

Actually, I was pointing the cruel and unfair treatment that Mr. Jackson had to endure while he was alive and how this sort of humor can be really painful to the loved ones of the person at whom this sort of vitriolic and hateful humor is directed.

59. lauraw - June 26, 2009

*toes the carpet a little*

*looks away and rolls eyes*

60. wiserbud - June 26, 2009

Naaaaaah, I’m just kidding. I was making fun of MJ.

61. Edward Von Bear - June 26, 2009

To quote Treacher:
“I guess Prince wins”

62. 10487 - June 26, 2009

There is no god, and michael Jackson is dead!

63. reason - July 9, 2009

Where did all these other people come from?

I mean, was this place really popular a few years ago, and after making fun of MJ’s kids, a huge rift in the regulars developed, ultimately leaving IB an enfeebled shell of the former glory, only now starting to gain momentum as a Smart Graphs Blog?

Because if so, then wow, man. Just wow.

And I think that now it is obvious why these kids were swaddled up like that. It’s really cold in that airport.

64. Michael - July 9, 2009

^
That is exactly what happened.

65. Marie N. - July 15, 2009

Why the hell do all of you people have to judge someone you dont know i think he is a wonderful person who KNOWS whats write for his kids he is the best Father possible specialy when there is the media every time they step out side. Also think of all the good stuff he has done how dare anyone put him down after all he does he is a great wonderful loving guy great father and his kids will be perffictly fine. I will miss him and i Know his family will to I prayers are with his family and his KIDS. Just let him rest in peace.

66. Dave in Texas - July 15, 2009

It’s what we do.

67. lauraw - July 15, 2009

He molested children and got away with it because he was wealthy.

Oh.

Sorry, was that out loud?

68. MCPO Airdale - July 15, 2009

Laura – Quit stealing my lines!!

MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A PEDOPHILE!

69. geoff - July 15, 2009

Why the hell do all of you people have to judge someone you dont know i think he is a wonderful person who KNOWS whats write for his kids he is the best Father possible specialy when there is the media every time they step out side.

Breathe, woman, breathe.

70. Cathy - July 15, 2009

He may have tried to be a good father, I’ll grant you that, MarieN.

But face it. He was sick. The legal transcripts are pretty clear evidence that he was a very sick man. People who are rich and famous should not get a bye for their immoral and sick behavior. But he paid families off so the charges were dropped.

It appears that people close to him enabled him to stay sick, because they were benefiting from his wealth. He made lots of bad choices throughout his life. He was lucky that he didn’t end up in prison… although maybe if he had been sentenced to time in prison, he would have been forced to get the help he needed to get healthy… mentally, emotionally, physically, chemically… and maybe he would be alive today.

I’m with you that his kids need our prayers. I hope they get a lot of psychological and spiritual support, and live that peaceful life of which you speak. I won’t bother them and most decent folks I know will not either. But it might not be a good thing for them to try to milk their victimhood with the public. Maybe they’ll get good educations, make a living doing something worthwhile, and make a difference in the lives of people who are hurting or in desperate need. My guess is that if they did that, no one would bother them.

71. Sobek - July 15, 2009

“Just let him rest in peace.”

*puts down shovel*

72. Lisa - July 18, 2009

The were home schooled by the best teachers, I hear they are very smart kids. The said thing is he really is the only person they know. I think Janet should raise them, because she was the closest to Michael, and they adore her. Debbie Rowe should not get them because if she gave them up so easy especially for money, she does not deserve them. I would love to see them go to college and have a great career, and the media leave them alone.

73. loretta - July 18, 2009

The were home schooled by the best teachers, I hear they are very smart kids. The said thing is he really is the only person they know. I think Janet should raise them, because she was the closest to Michael, and they adore her. Debbie Rowe should not get them because if she gave them up so easy especially for money, she does not deserve them. I would love to see them go to college and have a great career, and the media leave them alone.

74. geoff - July 18, 2009

In stereo.

75. LaToya - July 18, 2009

The were hom schoold by the beast touchers, I here they r very smat kids. The said thong is he relly is the onely person they now. I tink Jan shuld rise them, because he was the closet to Michael, and he adore he. Debie Row shuld not gt the becus if she gav them up so easy specially for muney, she do not deserve. I wood lov to see college and a great carrier, and the media lave hem one.

76. Michael - July 18, 2009

FYI, Lisa and Loretta are the same IP address, and it’s a first time visitor.

LaToya is one of those Hostages who is trying to be funny. I won’t say who, but the name rhymes with MiserPud.

77. wiserbud - July 18, 2009

I won’t say who, but the name rhymes with MiserPud.

MCPO?

78. lilly - July 20, 2009

hry for all you ppl think micheal jackson sleeps with little boys you wrong he went to court but was never guilty and ppl only did that so they could get some money or something

79. lilly - July 20, 2009

this is mostly ment for composmentis……..

80. steph - July 21, 2009

mj is so good and just leave him alone he needs the peace in heaven he never got down here

81. harrison - July 21, 2009

I hate to burst your balloon, there, Steph, but that perv ain’t in heaven.

I think he’s been sent to a recycling facility.

82. lilly - July 31, 2009

ha harrison your such a pussy for making fun of a dead guy ya your freaking funnny…… your a idoit

83. lauraw - July 31, 2009

yah harrrison yora stopud idoit

84. Michael - July 31, 2009

harrison I h8t u – your a jerk

85. reason - July 31, 2009

yu0 = ghey

86. Dave in Texas - July 31, 2009

hairyson is your name now FREAKYHEAD

87. BrewFan - July 31, 2009

hairson think michael jackson sleep with little ppl but he was just playing doctors.