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Does it get any weirder? March 22, 2007

Posted by rightwingsparkle in Ducks.
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Do you think there is any hope that Michael Jackson’s kids will turn out normal? These are his oldest two, Prince Michael 10, Paris Katherine 8. From what I have read the children do not attend school or participate in any social or sports activities.

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1. eddiebear - March 22, 2007

I see nothing wrong with this. Jacko’s kids will turn out normal. Just like Madonna’s kids and Rosie the Hut’s kids.

2. wiserbud - March 22, 2007

From what I understand, he also home-schools them, so they go that going for them as well.

KIDDING!! JUST KIDDING!!

3. Jimbo - March 22, 2007

So is Prince Michael the one in purple?

And who is the Baby Grim Reaper in that dudes arms?

4. rightwingsparkle - March 22, 2007

Oh, I didn’t see that child. It must be one of his too.

5. Bosk - March 22, 2007

Nope…they’re doomed.

6. Michael - March 22, 2007

Gotta go with Bosk on this.

7. Daphne Jansen - March 23, 2007

That man should be dangled outside a window in Germay with a cloth over his head! I’d wager he would get more cheers than when he did it to his baby. Some weirdos are wondeful…..sadly…..not this one.

8. Dave's Manicurist - March 23, 2007

Some weirdos are wondeful…

Yeah, we got Dave.

He’s Wonderful.

9. Dave in Texas - March 23, 2007

aw shucks

10. Riley - October 20, 2007

You do realise that press only sells bad news. What about all the good things that Michael Jackson has done for Anyway, I think his kids are just fine and how dare you call one of them a “baby grim reaper”? They are innocent children and do not deserved to be made fun of. This is exactly the reason that they are covered. I’m sure if you were such a major star you wouldn’t want the parasitic press all over your children.

11. BaraBaby - January 10, 2008

umm……

His kids will turn out like all the other celebs kids! Doomed from the off, no famous peoples children are normal so what kind of question is this?

12. chloe - February 2, 2008

wats the poit micheal jackson theres no pOINT IN COVERING THRM UP

13. DW - February 7, 2008

Hiding his children from the media is one of the best things he can do for them in terms of keeping them away from the cruel, tormenting comments from morons who not only read but believe the tabloids.
He doesn’t want his children to have to suffer such fame as he did when he was their age.
And imagine how those children would be treated if he sent them to school! It’s not Michael Jackson’s fault that these kids can’t have regular childhoods, it’s the fault of the media.

14. nathan mathurin - February 23, 2008

the idea you freaks come up with are very idioc and i say how are we supposed to now if thats really his kids if we can’t see his face…..you damn, stupid, idiotic critics

15. Cathy - February 23, 2008

…..you damn, stupid, idiotic critics

Nathan, maybe you could look in the mirror when you say that.

I give Michael Jackson credit for looking in the mirror awhile back.

BTW: Critic is defined as “One who tends to make harsh or carping judgments; a faultfinder.”

16. geoff - February 23, 2008

I think Nathan’s faults run far deeper than that.

17. eddiebear - February 23, 2008

Why is it I am channeling the “Leave Britney Alone!” video with Nathan?

18. daveintexas - February 23, 2008

for nathan, riley and other assorted dorkwits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsHx0okNhUA&feature=related

enjoy sweetnesses

19. Linn - February 27, 2008

Why can’t you all just shut the fuck up. Michael Jackson is more of a perosn than one of you will ever be. Do you even know Michael Jackson? didn’t think so either. None of us know him so stop judging him. Who the hell are you to judge him?
The media is just full of crap. They judge everyone but themselfs, and they just print those lying facts to earn money. And you are stupid enough to believe them. Take a good look in the mirror and tell yourself: What am I made of?
After reading all this i am pretty sure what your made of.

20. Groundskeeper Willie - February 27, 2008

Do you even know Michael Jackson?

I ‘ate ‘im.

I really ‘ate ‘im.

21. Bart "the man in the mirror" Jackson - February 27, 2008

After reading all this i am pretty sure what your made of.

Why can’t you just shut the fuck up, Linn. Michael Jackson is more of a perosn than one of you will ever be. Do you even know Michael Jackson? didn’t think so either. None of us know him so stop judging him. Who the hell are you to judge him?
The media is just full of crap. They judge everyone but themselfs, and they just print those lying facts to earn money. And you are stupid enough to believe them. Take a good look in the mirror and tell yourself: What am I made of?

22. Sobek - February 27, 2008

“After reading all this i am pretty sure what your made of.”

I’m made of carbon-based nuclear material and hatred, but mostly hatred.

Apparently you are made of misused homophones, capitalization errors, and sentences that end with prepositions. Also, irony, since you politely inform us that we have no right to judge others in the same comment where you judge all of us.

23. Cathy - February 27, 2008

Lying facts was most precious.

24. Muslihoon - February 27, 2008

True lies.
Intelligent Democrats.
I believe they’re called oxymormons.

25. Bart - February 27, 2008

Reminds me of one of my old AoS sockpuppets who used to scold AoS morons for being “haters.”

Heh. A few of my favorite lines:

I hate all you rightwing haters. All you do is hate people who don’t agree with you. Im sick of your intolerance. There’s no place in this world for people like you.

There was always a few morons who would fall for it, too. Heh.

26. marco lombardozzi - February 28, 2008

some of u people r really screwed up ur critical,judgemental n biased is this how u were brought up? it doesn’t lend any kind of justice n credence 2 ur parents or where u raised by wolves? i don’t care 4 mj or his music but he’s not harming any 1 so why can’t he b left 2 live n raise his kids as he sees fit? what threatens u people so much that ur hatefullness is so clear 2 every 1? is it his success? his difference in all that he does? i’d try n keep my kids invisable 2 frm cave-men like haters. right on bart

27. Sobek - February 28, 2008

“…but he’s not harming any 1…”

Interesting assertion. Leaving aside for a moment the allegations of child molestation and child-off-a-balcony-railing dangling, his bizarre public persona is arguably harmful to his children, emotionally and psychologically speaking (especially when said persona results in his kids going out in public wearing hoods and surrounded by security guards).

And please be advised that criticizing one’s public actions is not the same thing as hatred. We’re far too lazy to work up the energy necessary for full-fledged hatred.

28. Jules from Pulp Fiction - February 28, 2008

English, muthafucka, do you speak it?

29. Who cares what MJ does? - March 20, 2008

Isn’t it amazing the intelligence level of some of the bloggers here? If you do not agree with their point of view, it is an onslaught of verbal abuse with plenty of profanity to go around for everyone. Amazing what our tax dollars are achieving at schools these years.

30. katherine marie torres - April 2, 2008

you people are crazy of course mj’s kids are normal daaaaaa i cant beleve you people think like that about the greatest entertainers kids gosh i would you feel if they talked like that abotu your own kids loosers!!!! I LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON YOUR THE BEST I LOVE YOU AND YOUR KIDS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART….

31. Michael - April 2, 2008

^
That comment was so unhinged that I actually checked to make sure it wasn’t Amish goofing around. It’s not. Katherine is a first-time commenter.

32. amish is more of a Tito fan - April 2, 2008

Heres her email address:

gatita_kathy_91@yahoo.com

Dont know why i looked it up. Just felt compelled.

33. composmentis - April 2, 2008

Welcome katherine!

Sorry to burst your bubble dear, but unless you’re eleven, and male, Michael will not venture to return your affections.

Billie Jean is not my lover. She’s just a girl who says that Iiiiii am the one. But the kid is not my son! (because I sleep with little, pre-pubescent boys and vajayjays are icky!)

34. composmentis - April 2, 2008

32. Dude.

35. dr4 - April 2, 2008

What?

Marco lombardozzi: He has excellent taste in music,hates mexicans, likes cooking shows, is into holistic medicine, and sympathizes with Palestinian terrorists. or at least somebody with that name on the internet does.

36. Jillian Logue - April 5, 2008

Wow you people are so ignorant Michael Jackson has contributed so much passion to the world through his beautiful music. The press really screwed his life up that he felt compelled to live overseas to get away from it all and now they are ruining Britney Spears it’s a vicious cycle and it has to stop. Fuck you press leave Michael and Britney alone! I feel that nobody should have to flee to have a normal life. N FYI people he loves children he embraces every child as though it they are his own and that family who took him to court only wanted his money. And just because he dresses a certain way does not mean that he molested a child. As for his children I think they are going to have a great life because they receive so much love from him and if you really want to know if Michael did or not do that watch his interviews he’s telling the truth I cry every time I watch them because he’s such a good person and he did not deserve that. Michael if you’re reading this I hope you have a good life and I hope people realize how stupid they are to believe scumbags sorry for mankind lol I love you Michael<3

37. Retired Geezer - April 5, 2008

and now they are ruining Britney Spears

Who is this Britney Spears you mentioned?

38. Jillian Logue - April 5, 2008

MJ loves kids!

Here’s a picture of the Christmas Card he sent me that proves it:

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6074/santa2im.gif

39. Desi - May 2, 2008

that is so mean!!! i think michael jackson’s kids are gonna be normal. just cuz their dad may not be all there doesn’t mean there not.and i think michael is doing the right thing too, by keeping them hidden like he is. can u just imagine what would happen to him if the media got pics of those kids’ faces. michael himself got a bunch of crap for wearing band-aids on his lips. anyway i don’t think there’s a problem in the world with his kids!!!

40. AKEYIA - May 18, 2008

all this isn’t called for… none of us know him so why judge him. of course when you first hear a rumor you’re going to believe it but after you think about it you ask yourself: y am i believing what people say just to get money? im 9 years old and a man that actually sat down and talked to micheal jackson told my class he is a kind and loving person/father. this man have been knowing micheal since he was my age. im so shamed in people older than me arguing and starting rumors about something they dont know is true or not. you people go around listening to rumors and pass them on like diseases. it really show me i must act when i get older. (NOT!) its crazy! i love micheal jackson’s music and im sure some of you who used to (or still do) are letting these rumors thats been out since 1999 get between the love you used to have for him. its insane!!! even though these weird rumors and his facial changes have been the #1 topic i still listen to his beautiful songs and i think you all should forgive him because im very sure he’s sorry and he’s trying to change his life around. and this sentence is to the people who print these horrible things about him: why mess up somebody else’s life when you got your’s to live. everybody only have 1 life to live so you live yours and let micheal jackson live his. THANK YOU FOR READING MY COMMENT. P.S. my answer to your question is: yes, i think micheal’s children are going to live a happy life because covering your children’s faces is the best thing you can do for your child when you’re being judged and you dont want them to be judged to, so for your smart thinking M.J i love you and your music so very much. LIVE A WONDERFUL LIFE BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE.

41. Michael - May 18, 2008

Thank you for your comment, Akeyia. I hope you are right about MJ’s kids getting a chance at a normal life, and about MJ trying to “change his life around.”

You’re right — we all just have one life to live. You are pretty smart for a nine-year-old. I hope you live a wonderful life.

I still think his music was great.

42. Anonymous - June 2, 2008

Jillian Logue- you are hilarious!!!

Damn! I forgot sarcastic tones can’t be conveyed in writing….