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Skinbad’s Cultural Literacy Check-Up March 23, 2007

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These are today’s “overall movers” on Yahoo searches.

  1. Angie Everhart  Redhead. Used to be in Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues.
  2. Haley Scarnato Nope.
  3. Van Williams  No clue.
  4. Shyamali Malakar Sorry. 
  5. Ben Affleck Red Sox movie with Drew Barrymore. J-Lo, Jennifer Garner.
  6. Dialidol Pain medication? I’m guessing. D in T will probably use and describe it.
  7. Hillary Rodham Clinton I’m familiar with the name. In it to win it.
  8. Luther Ingram Don’t know.

Grade: Have to be an “F” I guess. 

And for Sparkle, I used to make out to this. I’m kind of old school:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erE8WTngaAY

UPDATE: LW puts me some Ben Affleck knowledge in the comments. I’m the kid you always wanted to have in your grade-on-the-curve classes.

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1. Wickedpinto - March 23, 2007

Angie everhart was also in bordello of blood, and had several nude scenes in a very very very bad chick cop movie.

Shyamali malakar, I think, is the sister of sanjaya with the pert yet ample and active breasts.

Luther ingram, he sang a bunch of soul songs about sex.

2. Rightwingsparkle - March 23, 2007

You made out to the muppets?

Okkkkk……

3. lauraw - March 23, 2007

Red Sox movie with Drew Barrymore.

That wasn’t Ben Affleck. That was the little shrimpy guy from Saturday Night Live. No, the other one.

4. kevlarchick - March 23, 2007

WP you’re thinking of Luther Vandross. Yum.

5. Dave in Texas - March 23, 2007

Is Luther the one with that thing on his face, you know, the twin that he absorbed in the womb?

If you look close, you can see an eye and a tooth in it.

6. Sobek - March 23, 2007

You did better than I did. Congrats.

7. skinbad - March 23, 2007

Ahhh! Lauraw. You’re right. Make it an F-. Why would Angie Everhart be a top mover now? I’m sure I could figure it out if I wanted to. Maybe I’ll start my research with Google images. I would think she would be long in the tooth for the hipsters of the day.

LOL Dave. I think he calls it Quato or something.

8. Sobek - March 23, 2007

This is Sobek makin’-out-music:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XXmlJQN5Pm8

9. skinbad - March 23, 2007

Any tasty morsel near the water’s edge gets you excited.

That girl needs a couple of coconut halves, but yea. That’s a good vid and song.

10. geoff - March 23, 2007

Loved the Muppet show – I used to race home from my job to watch it every Wednesday. Now we’ve got about 10 DVDs of the show, and the kids are watching it. Great stuff.

When the Muppets were on, I had no time to make out.

11. PattyAnn - March 23, 2007

geoff, manump manump…dee deeee dee dee dee?

12. Rightwingsparkle - March 23, 2007

Sobek,

Oh great! Thanks alot! I guess you know that we all die now!!!!

Didn’t you read the first comment???:

EVERYONE I AM SO SRRY 4 THIS PLEASE DONT READ THIS PLEASE DONT!!!!
iF U DONT COMMETTHIS TO 2 VIDOES IN 2 DAYS THEN YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS I HATE THIS I AM SO SCARED LMAO GOOD LUCK
I DID NOT START THIS

13. daveintexas - March 23, 2007

heh heh.

URK!

14. lauraw - March 23, 2007

Chris Isaak. Mmmmm. Yum yum.

He played at a July 4th celebration some years back in Hartford. Tall gorgeous man in a western-style suit that was spotted like a Appaloosa. Singing and playing the guitar. With that voice of his. Rowr.

During one of his songs his crew started pulling kids and girls out of the crowd to get up on stage and dance. My girlfriend had her niece on her shoulders and they got picked. The niece danced, but my girlfriend just stood next to Chris with her hand on the sleeve of his beautiful suit and gazed at him.

She had already been holding a torch for this guy, it was the reason we were in Hartford that day to begin with. She was pretty jazzed about this development. And then the song ended and they cleared the stage. Ah well.

15. Rightwingsparkle - March 23, 2007

Ohh! Can I tell a story? Yes? Ok, good.

When I was a junior in high school I went to see my very first concert…KISS. Oh it was crazy. Anyway, I was with my first love. Some of you probably read my post on him. (he broke my heart) Toward the end of the concert some guy comes up to me and says he is with the KISS band and wondered if I wanted to go back stage. He said Gene Simmons had asked specifically. Even as young as I was, I was no fool. I KNEW what that meant. I would never have gone. But I wanted to tweak this cocky boyfriend of mine. So I said “hmm..maybe.” And the guy gives me a backstage pass and tells where to go when the concert is over. My boyfriend is looking sorta mad ( which I LOVED). Of course, I didn’t go.

When I see Gene Simmons on his reality show, I always think “THANK GOD” I had a brain.

16. Retired Geezer - March 23, 2007

Chris Isaak, even Geezers like that dude.
I worked a show at the Luxor in Vegas called Midnight Fantasy. They had a number that used Chris Isaak’s song “Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing”. It featured one of the better looking topless dancers.

*gets light headed*

Oh yeah.
I recommend Lipstick take Mr. Lipstick there and report back.

Or Sobek can take Enas…

17. Lipstick - March 23, 2007

Mr. Lipstick is not a boob man. If it were a naked butt, I could maybe get him to go.

*Thinking about my best interests. . .*

hmmm, maybe not.

18. Retired Geezer - March 23, 2007

…If it were a naked butt, I could maybe get him to go.

Well, they don’t wear Diapers, they’re not Rocket Scientists Astronauts, you know.
I would say you get some pretty good butt viewage.

So I’m told.

19. Lipstick - March 23, 2007

hehehe, “so you’re told”.

20. sobek - March 23, 2007

Enas, shoot me an e-mail.