IB Weekend Contest! May 3, 2007Posted by daveintexas in Women Ranting.
As long as Michael puts up with my nonsense, I post nonsense!
I think P&G needs some marketing assistance. What expressions would you recommend they apply to the adhesive backing on sanitary pads to encourage the ladies, who are putting up with what they put up with because it must be up putted?
“Killing is wrong. Very wrong”.
“Those tools your man keeps, in the garage? Those are just tools. Dull. Uninteresting. Pay them no heed”.
“Your child loves you. Very much”.
“Posting a bail bond typically requires a ten percent cash retainer”.
“You are the most beautiful woman ever. Even more so now. This is the purest expression of your loveliness, as a woman. I’ve never loved you more”.
“Lawyers get most of the split. It’s true”.
“You did something with your hair, didn’t you? Very nice”.
Go for the gold y’all. P&G obviously needs your expertise.
UPDATE: “What do I win”? you ask.
Well what do you think?
UPDATE BY SITE ADMINISTRATION:
We could always try to placate them with a link to an excellent and soothing musical selection.