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Do You Hate Denmark? May 4, 2007

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Then visit the Anti-Denmark Alliance.

It’s hilarious. Mostly, it’s funny because the blogger is apparently a genuine nut job who actually hates the Danes.

You can tell he’s crazy, because he doesn’t hate Iceland.

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1. mesablue - May 4, 2007

He’s really got a thing against Anders Gravers — whoever that is.

Damn scandi scum.

2. eddiebear - May 4, 2007

My wife and I went to Denmrk in 2001. The people were nice, the beer was good, Kronborg Castle (Hamlet) was awesome. This guy is a retard.

3. Michael - May 4, 2007

With a little googling, I learned that Anders Gravers is the leader of SIAD (Stop the Islamisation of Denmark). If you read a few of the diatribes in the Anti-Denmark Alliance, with many disparaging remarks about blond hair, you get the definite impression that the author is a racist Muslim, probably living in Denmark and hating his host country. To me, his stuff was pretty funny exactly because he seems to be serious, and does not realize what an asshole he looks like.

4. eddiebear - May 4, 2007

What’s even better is that the imam in Denmark who stirred up all the shit over the Mohammed Cartoons last year just happened to be in Lebanon during the war with Israel last year (coincidence?). Well, what happens next? He claims Danish asylum and begs to get protection from Denmark to get out. I forget if the Danes did indeed help him.

5. Michael - May 4, 2007

Perhaps I should add that the blogger at Anti-Denmark Alliance does not sound like some kind of dangerous Islamic fundamentalist. He sounds like a loser teenage dork who probably spends a lot of time jerking off to pictures of blond girls.

6. Michael - May 4, 2007

loser teenage dork who probably spends a lot of time jerking off to pictures of blond girls.

In other words, we have a lot in common.

7. Retired Geezer - May 4, 2007

who probably spends a lot of time jerking off to pictures of blond girls.

Uh, that doesn’t make me someone weird, does it?

8. Don Carne - May 5, 2007

“…spends a lot of time jerking off to pictures of blond girls.”
You say that like it’s a bad thing.

9. eddiebear - May 5, 2007

Actually, IIRC, Ace and LGF have both talked about multiple cases where practicioners of the Religion of Peace caught on the battlefield have had reams of hard core stroke material on their computers.

Given some recent news out of Sudan, I wonder if it involves humans ir farm animals.

10. Dave in Texas - May 5, 2007

I like Denmark.

11. Barry in CO - May 5, 2007

It’s Estonia that gets me irritated. They seem standoff-ish.

12. daveintexas - May 5, 2007

Nooo, Estonians and their neighbors are good folks. They hate the old commie Russkys, and that makes em allright in my book.

http://daveintexas.wordpress.com/2007/04/29/ethnic-estonians-not-particularly-interested-in-celebrating-soviet-victory-over-the-nazis/

13. Sobek - May 5, 2007

To answer your question, Michael, yes, yes I do hate Denmark. That doesn’t mean this dude isn’t a total douchenozzle.

14. eddiebear - May 6, 2007

Dave (and Barry): If orgot to metion this before:

Estonia is predominantly Lutheran. That comes from their history stemming from the Teutonic Knights. They also were the potato belt of the old USSR.

15. Ann Coulter - May 7, 2007

Estonia is predominantly Lutheran.

I say we kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity!

16. composmentis - May 7, 2007

There are only two things that I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.

17. Michael - May 7, 2007

They also were the potato belt of the old USSR.

Huh, so Estonia is the Idaho of central Europe.

SPUDDERS!!!

18. Sobek - May 7, 2007

To be fair to Denmark, my seething hatred is by no means limited to the Danes. I hate all races, cultures and ethnicities equally.

19. composmentis - May 7, 2007

Lighten up Francis.

20. Dannysh - May 8, 2007

Who says I hate Denmark, folkz?
The Anti-Denmark Alliance is just doing the same Adolf Gravers is doing. But to realize that you need at least an IQ of 42. ;)

Quite frankly, by speculating in the dark about who and why most of your commentators have de-camouflaged themselves.

21. Michael - May 8, 2007

Dammit. To tell the truth, my IQ is 41. You got me there, Dannysh.

22. Earl Scheib - May 8, 2007

most of your commentators have de-camouflaged themselves.

HEY FOLKS! I can reapply that camoflouge for $99, or my name’s not Earl Scheib. I’ll even throw in a new undercoating for another $35 if you call by noon today.

23. Russ from Winterset - May 8, 2007

Dannysh not native English speeker, me think. Babelfish make all screeds & rants open for world, not matter what your language speaking is.

As far as IQ goes, Russ not know about things like that.

Russ merely pawn in game of life.

24. eddiebear - May 8, 2007

What the hell is “de camouflaging”?

25. Michael - May 8, 2007

Well, I hate to admit this, but many many years ago as a young man with an IQ of 41, I actually bought the undercoating. They slopped up the finish on the rocker panels of my Chevy Nova.

I’m so ashamed.

At least I’m not doing paraffin hand treatments. I still have that shred of self-respect.

26. eddiebear - May 8, 2007

Michael:
I refused the undercoating. But I did buy the extended warranty on the latest Edmobile. Fucking warranty doesn’t apply to shit after 3 years.

27. geoff - May 8, 2007

Quite frankly, by speculating in the dark about who and why most of your commentators have de-camouflaged themselves

What . . . does he want us to start speculating the light?

Then the Danes will know we’re home.

28. geoff - May 8, 2007

Should be “speculating in the light.”

29. eddiebear - May 8, 2007

This is why babelfish is a bad thing. This guy is as unhinged as the retards sending my coworkers and me that bilge.

30. Michael - May 8, 2007

But I did buy the extended warranty on the latest Edmobile. Fucking warranty doesn’t apply to shit after 3 years.

Don’t feel too bad, Eddiebear. Right now I just paid the premium on my home maintenance policy that covers the kitchen appliances we are junking as part of the ever-expanding kitchen renovation project. I guess you do stupid stuff like that when you only have an IQ of 41.

That’s OK. My air conditioners look awful, and they’re 17 years old. I’m determined to run them until they blow, and I can cash in on that policy.

31. geoff - May 8, 2007

I bought my warranty for my Honda Odyssey online. The dealer offered us the 5-year warranty for $1450, but I got the 7-year warranty for $1150 online. Of course, every time you try to use it, they find an excuse to claim that it doesn’t apply.

But at least I got a deal.

32. Wickedpinto - May 8, 2007

Is denmark some kind of armor specialty?

33. Dannysh - June 13, 2007

Anything new here, moron? :)

34. Pernille from denmark d; - July 6, 2007

DENMARK ROCKS

35. Lipstick - July 6, 2007

Denmark most certainly kicks ass.

Some Danes recently burned an effigy of Mohammed. That was some sweet flaming goodness.

36. Dannysh - July 12, 2007

Yeah, Denmark bollocks.

37. Bart - July 12, 2007

Something stinks in Denmark.

Is it you, Dannysh?

38. Simon Petersen - November 14, 2007

I’m from Denmark and I dislike SIAD/SIOE.

Dont blame entire Denmark for what a few people do.

Oh yea, and dont blame all moslims for what a few terrorists do ;-)

39. geoff - November 14, 2007

Oh yea, and dont blame all moslims for what a few terrorists do

Don’t worry, we’re a very enlightened crowd, here. We only blame every third Muslim.

40. Sobek - November 14, 2007

Simon, you’re missing the point. We just like to hate groups of people with little or no reason.

Although to be fair, I should point out that we have lots of reasons to hate people from Idaho. Frickin’ Spudders…

41. Sobek - November 14, 2007

Spam bucket?

42. Retired Geezer - November 14, 2007

I should point out that we have lots of reasons to hate people from Idaho.

Who could blame you?

43. Dannysh - January 15, 2008

I really don’t understand why some retarded people here are so hostile towards me. Don’t I just do what the Danes do? :o
I am even also an Aryan like Anders Gravers, ze Obersturmführer from Copenhagen.

44. Russ from Winterset - January 15, 2008

Retards? Oh, I’m sorry, you must be looking for the AoSHQ. It’s three blocks down, take a right, and go one and a half blocks further. It’ll be the red house on the right with the big elm tree in the yard.

45. Dannysh - January 17, 2008

Russ? You are you a communist Russian?

46. Allah - January 17, 2008

Worse – he’s a Fredhead.

47. Sobek - January 17, 2008

Here’s how to tell the difference. Communists don’t take a crap, son, without a plan. Russ is far more spontaneous with his defecation.

48. Lipstick - January 17, 2008

So is Compos.

Hey, I’ll be in Denmark this summer. Well, just for a day.

49. Owais Ahmed - April 2, 2008

dutch people are son of pig, fucking their mothers with me ….hahahahahahahahah all that people son of pig

50. Han-Koh Chung - May 30, 2008

I love Sverige.

51. LQHR - June 21, 2008

hmm .. im danish .. how about that .. ?

the guy sounds like someone who really needs another hobby .. i like my country .. :)

we have a different sense of humor .. and we love to make fun of people .. our own queen and her husbond the prince ( she rules so he can’t be king ) are the laughing stock of every other comedy show …

anyone remember life acording to python .. with the picture of god on the cover .. no one was pissed about that .. but a picture of muhammed with a bomb in his turban .. can piss the world of..

oh no they pissed the muslims of .. oh my god didn’t they know that they have to do every thing not to offened them .. okay okay .. så they use the american and israelien flag as doormats in the school .. and their morning cartoons tell them to hate denmark .. :) but we have to tip toe through the tulips .. WTF … if any picture of muhammed would do ..

then say hello to my litte friend
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(||| O,o ||||) <– gues who ? !!!
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i don’t give a flying f …

don’t get me wrong here.. if im in your house .. i will behave .. obey your rules .. but if your in my house … then you have to obey my rules .. and i don’t have that many ;)

Don’t like denmark.. don’t come .. anybody who wants to see the “place of horrefying freedom ” are welcome ;)

52. For all danish pigs. - October 5, 2008

I don’t like denmark. And …. I don’t come.

Still, FUCK YOU denmark !!! and FUCK YOUR “HORRIFYING” FREEDOM !!!

How about that .. ?
;)

53. Magdalena - October 16, 2008

Denmark sucks ass! Ive been living here for 21 years with my family. Im the first one out of here after I finish my school. Juhuu!!! Cant wait. Danes are fucked up. They are arogant and racist, even towards white people! The worst part is that they dont have anything to be arogant about. They have no history, no culture, no manners, a flat undeveloped language etc. etc. etc. As I wrote earlier ive been here for 21 years and I dont have a single Danish friend. I think that says it all – and believe me ive tryed. All of my friends are either from Ireland, Romania, Poland, Africa, Turkey, Libanon, you name it but NOT DK. All of my friends hate this fucking country for what they have put them and their familys throw; Mental and sometimes even physical terror.

54. composmentis - October 16, 2008

They are arogant and racist, even towards white people!

If it’s as bad as you say then I could see how self-loathing would be part of the culture.

55. eddiebear - October 16, 2008

^No history? What about the vikings? No culture? I guess Hans Christian Anderson missed the mark.

You want terror, try being somebody who challenges the “Religion of Peace” over there.

56. Magdalena - October 17, 2008

Ohh lala…the vikings and Hans Christian Anderson…

57. Antonio Melone - October 17, 2008

Danish are very, very stupid people. I dont like them, because they dont like me.

58. Magdalena - October 17, 2008

Here is some history for ya;

“Something is rotten in the state of Denmark”

59. Magdalena - October 17, 2008

oh no they pissed the muslims of .. oh my god didn’t they know that they have to do every thing not to offened them ..

What? Your saying that danes have a diffrent sense of humor and that not everybody understands it right? Have you ever thought about that maybe just maybe the muslims dont have the same kind of humor. You are expecting them to understand you, but dont have any understanding for them..? Thats so danish!

don’t get me wrong here.. if im in your house .. i will behave .. obey your rules .. but if your in my house … then you have to obey my rules .. and i don’t have that many ;)

I agree with this BUT if you invite a guest into your home, you should also treat the guest with respect. You dont invite a guest and serve a piece of shit for dinner and expect the guest to eat it..

60. Magdalena - October 17, 2008

I think all you clever people should come to Denmark with a foreign name and try living for a couple of years and see how fucking great it is!

61. composmentis - October 17, 2008

You dont invite a guest and serve a piece of shit for dinner and expect the guest to eat it..

No, but I wouldn’t expect the guest to burn the surrounding houses and try to cut my head off. Religious extremists take themselves way too seriously. That goes for any religion. However, Muslims believe it is there God given right to use violence and murder to get their point across.

As for Denmark, I’ve never been there, so I cannot speak to it. However, I imagine it is like most countries in that he people, for the most part, are decent and friendly.

62. eddiebear - October 17, 2008

Maggie:

That was written by Shakespeare

63. LQHR - October 30, 2008

Magdalena —Im the first one out of here after I finish my school. Juhuu!!! Cant wait

do me a favour and go right ahead … but no .. you want to get your free education ind the “shitty” country …

You say that you have no danish friends .. well .. if you would leave the gettho once in a while that would help a lot i think ..

i have friends of all sorts of races and originin, and the fact that you don’t have any DANISH friends, after 21 years … says more about you then about denmark .. if you have lived here in over 21 years … then .. and im only guessing here… you have taking several higher educations and is more then able /allowed to pack your bags and find somewhere you can pay for education and medicin, somewhere you get judged in a religous way and you are not aloud to say anything on your mind .. go right ahead..

but if you want to find friends in denmark .. then go to normal kickedback danish gettogether .. talk to people we are very open … something you might have discovered ..

For all danish pigs. – October 5, 2008

I don’t like denmark. And …. I don’t come.

Still, FUCK YOU denmark !!! and FUCK YOUR “HORRIFYING” FREEDOM !!!

How about that .. ?

well .. sorry to be the one to inform you friend .. pigs don’t read ;) they can’t even look up ;) – you are in your right to hate denmark .. we can’t all love everything…

and i must compliment your language ;) very sophisticated ;)

64. mario - November 2, 2008

Hi, i’m from Croatia and i don’t like denmark either. You are so NOT open people! Most of you are in some kind of depression at least in those small rural towns. Kopenhagen is slightly different. In a better way. Arhus also maybe.

65. mario - November 2, 2008

I ment Denmark, not denmark, sorry..

66. mesablue - November 2, 2008

Cheese danish.

67. Wickedpinto - November 2, 2008

Do I hate denmark? No, but I hate the swiss.

68. i hate Danes - November 3, 2008

Denmark is the worst country on Earth.
Danish people need to die, nobody would miss these cultureless idiots.

69. LQHR - November 11, 2008

68. i hate Danes – November 3, 2008

Denmark is the worst country on Earth.
Danish people need to die, nobody would miss these cultureless idiots.

that’s sweat .. ^^

im sure HC. Andersen is worth nothing .. or for that matter the wikings, our royal famliy is the oldest in europe ..

and we where the first country to free porn ;)

70. i hate Danes - November 13, 2008

HC Andersen – One lousy author, that’s all your pathetic history could amass?

The oldest royal family? Who cares, they rule a country that no one cares about!!!

The first country to free porn? So you’re disgusting and filthy people, is that what you’re trying to say? Well then I’ll have to agree with you.

71. Andreas - November 23, 2008

To Magdalena Post 53

As you write it.. Yes it says everything about YOU! Don’t blame the danes for not being able to get any friends lol.

And i also believe that if you actually tried being open or even freindly to towards them, you proberly would’nt se them as “arogant and racists” but rather nice people who does’nt give a shit if you’re black yellow or white, but only judge you by your personality…

So come on, try some real arguments instead of just whining about your lack of social compabilities.

72. Jarlick - June 10, 2009

Haha, this just made my day :)
Some of these comments are freakin’ hilarious xD

I like living in Denmark. It’s nice here

73. Edward Von Bear - June 10, 2009

^good for you. I enjoyed my visit there.

74. Katrine Jakobsen - August 22, 2009

I’M DANISH.
– How about that? (:

Well, I can’t really be angry with all of you who’re insulting my people and my country. I guess you don’t know any better.
– You’ve got your own opinion. Be angry at us, so what. You can’t hurt me, with your words.
But I’ll still fight to teach you something about my world. I’ll try…

I don’t think all danes should be punished because of one man. Adolf Gravers. He’s got no power over the most of us!
– A lot of people don’t even know who this man is… He’s not important to us and never will be.

I love Denmark because I was born and raised in a country I feel very safe in… I know that I’m going to get an education, medical care and if I’ve got any problems at home or in school – I can get help at any time.

Don’t say we’ve got no history, culture or manners. That is not true.
We have a lot of history, culture and we know good manners!
We’re not animals, we’re free people who has got the right to speak our mind. I know some people are trying to punish us for that.
But we will not be punished. We only wish to live in peace and we do.

I respect all countries and cultures. I’m not single-minded, neither are far most of the people of Denmark.
We don’t take our religion too seriously, but we take the people seriously.
I consider myself lucky to be a dane!

75. Michael - August 22, 2009

Katrine, most of the comments on this thread were meant to be jokes. The people here tend to have an offbeat sense of humor.

I’ve been to Denmark, by the way, and you are justifiably proud of your country.

76. BrewFan - August 22, 2009

I like Denmark because they have HUGE dogs!

77. Katrine Jakobsen - September 8, 2009

Michael:

Offbeat? I’ll believe that!
Even if this is a “sence of humor” I’ll still tell ‘em they’re wrong..
– I understand that we don’t got the same sence of humor in different countries, but lay it on a little thicker next time please?
‘Cause I don’t know how I’m supposed to see this as funny.
A lot of people i muslim countries hate Denmark’s guts – well, and the US & England as well. I think maybe all this stuff just makes things worse?
– And Michael, you say MOST of the comments were jokes. Not all.
But thanks anyway.

Brewfan:
Haha (:
Yeah. Grand danois! (Big dane)

78. geoff - September 8, 2009

I understand that we don’t got the same sence of humor in different countries, but lay it on a little thicker next time please?

You are not the boss of our humor. Such as it is.

And Michael, you say MOST of the comments were jokes. Not all.
But thanks anyway.

The only serious people on this thread were Dannysh and all the people defending Denmark. Everybody else was joking. None of the serious people are regulars here.

79. Michael - September 8, 2009

Geoff, be nice.

Maybe we could get 1,000 Danes on the Flag Counter.

They are at 681 right now.

Of course, Katrine does not count any more, because she has a cookie on her computer which prevents her from being counted twice.

But still, be nice to the Danes. These Scandi socialists need friends.

80. geoff - September 9, 2009

Geoff, be nice.

Oh all right. Actually I don’t think any of the regulars even had any fun with Denmark (at least on this thread). They all said they liked it and made fun of the visitors who were spouting off about it. As far as I can tell, all of the disparaging comments were by expatriates or furriners.

81. Lipstick - September 9, 2009

We should support Denmark if only because the muslims are angry at it.

Katrine, a large part of the “joke” about hating Denmark is just us being silly because there is nothing to hate about your country. It’s sort of like saying “ice cream is evil”, or “kittens are bad”.

82. BrewFan - September 9, 2009

“kittens are bad”

They aren’t?

83. ali rajab - September 12, 2009

fu ck all denemark

84. ali rajab - September 12, 2009

i am from saudi arabia and i am a muslim ….. and whom say shit about islam he may fuck him self

85. Lipstick - September 12, 2009

i am from saudi arabia and i am a muslim

My condolences. Have you stopped beating your wife?

86. Michael - September 13, 2009

i am from saudi arabia and i am a muslim

If either of those things were true about me, I would not admit it in public.

Sheesh.

Ali Rajab, listen to me, my brother. You need to develop an awareness of shame.

87. Michael - September 13, 2009

Seriously, Ali Rajab, think about it.

Saudis are the most pathetic people on the planet. Your lives are governed by a totally corrupt monarchy that spends hundreds of millions on gambling, liquor and blond whores in London every year. You know this, and you accept it, like sheep. You are cowards.

And you are controlled by a totally corrupt Wahhabi version of Islam that is responsible for the cowardly attack on 9/11. This is largely a theology that is based on males who are insecure about the size of their cock. You listen to the sermons of these ignorant and foolish clerics every Friday, like a fucking sheep.

I am amazed at your emasculation. Have you no pride?

Have you no guns?

You have a lot of parasites in your culture, that only survive because they control the oil revenue.

Osama bin Laden is right about Saudi Arabia. The Saudi monarchy, and their friends in the corrupt Wahhabi theocracy, should be overthrown.

88. Some Guy - September 13, 2009

Iceland’s a nice place.

There. I said it, and I’m glad. I’d say it again if I had to.

89. Some NOT happy IN denmark - September 25, 2009

I don’t hate Denmark. I don’t hate the Danes. I just think is the MOST FUCKING BORING PLACE in the WORLD. I think Denmark is the place where they send old people to die.

And when I say BORING, is because people are like retards when outside in the streets. They don’t talk to each other, they don’t comment the weather, they don’t talk at all. They are just so into themselves that they don’t need anyone, everyone is below them.

And for their “Freedom”, fuck, almost all countries have freedom, that’s nothing new, and from my experience, this freedom shit is bullshit, I actually think it is the other way, it’s really oppressed, so much that all people are alike, it’s rare to see someone who stands from the crowd. They are like tin soldiers in a metal box, but covered with expensive hand bags and jewerly.

I could give an advice to ANYONE who is ever coming to Denmark, is STAY THE FUCK AWAY, DON”T WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE, in such an arrogant, boring, country. You will see after years, that your life it’s exactly the same as when you came, because, NOTHING HAPPENS, it’s boring as fuck. The only thing that does happen, is that you will be ever increasingly be taxed more, and charged for every little tiny fucking thing. And the money, fuck knows where it goes. Because Copenhagen is SHIT, the transport system is always breaking down, the buses are on strike all the time, and the danes couldn’t care less because a bus strike it’s actually something exciting in this FUCKING BORING PLACE.

90. composmentis - September 25, 2009

They don’t talk to each other, they don’t comment the weather, they don’t talk at all. They are just so into themselves that they don’t need anyone, everyone is below them.

Sounds just like New York City.

91. wizerbud - September 25, 2009

Sounds just like New York City.

Or Hot Air.

92. composmentis - September 25, 2009

and whom say shit about islam he may fuck him self

Is that all it takes? Shit, I guess with Allah all things are possible.

93. nizar - October 24, 2009

OFFFFFFFFFFFF I HATE Denmark
BEFORE IN PAST I LOVE IT
BUT NOW I HATE Denmark
bad pp 1
i love all pp just Denmark pp i hate
and i hate and i hate je j sq la fine
all pp tell that muslim not good so who now not good ah
may be all world see
what Denmark do
but i am not see any muslim do same thing with photo of jeus crist or Moïse no of cours because muslim pp con good and respect other
i hate denmark fuk to all pp that not like mouhamed and the truth that koran many and many pp know that it is ture but not like belive this but in other day why see god what he do for this pp

94. Michael - October 24, 2009

but i am not see any muslim do same thing with photo of jeus crist or Moïse no of cours because muslim pp con good and respect other

Nazir, let me guess. Do you think the Jews murdered thousands of innocent civilians at the World Trade Center? Or the CIA?

95. lauraw - October 24, 2009

The occupation of the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem? Eh? Ring a bell?

96. Dave in Texas - October 24, 2009

>> fuk to all pp that not like mouhamed

Easy there, that may work with the chicks but not with me pal.

97. Mrs. Peel - October 24, 2009

I nominate Nizar for the IB Comment Hall of Fame, in whatever category that “Morman” guy was in. His incoherence is almost poetic.

98. Michael - October 24, 2009

I second Mrs. Peel’s nomination.

Brew? You are the steward of the Comment Hall of Fame.

99. harrison - October 24, 2009

It almost looks like a poem.

100. BrewFan - October 24, 2009

Comment HOF has been updated.

101. Eddie The Bear - October 24, 2009

It just needs ulululullulullulullululululyuu!!

102. skinbad - October 25, 2009

Once in every thread
Some doofus comes along
And nizar came to us
It was almost like a song

103. Cecilia - October 29, 2009

Yeah, but I’ve also met some truly hate-able Danes!
e.g. When i mentioned how their church is actually hiding refugees (kids & family) so their fascist government doesn’t deport them to an early death…

some Drunk Danish arsehole goes,”I trust my government in all that they do…”

and I go,” So you are saying you’re only following orders…”

and the dickhead goes,”Yeah.”

I go,” Are you going to name all your kids Adolf?”

And he was so stupid he didn’t understand I was making the joke about how Danes used to hide Jews from Hitler but now he is just another Nazi willing to “follow orders”…

You have to be pretty dum to not get that…given their history….
But yep, they were…

Wow, I was shocked.

104. Andreas - December 1, 2009

>>Yeah, but I’ve also met some truly hate-able Danes!
e.g. When i mentioned how their church is actually hiding refugees

Haha!
I dont know how to feel about your replie.. It’s kinda funny, but then im also offended and then again i am shocked of how single minded you are..

You havent heard about dumb americans? french? or englishmen?

Hidding the Jews and helping them to get safety to Sweden and safety i’snt quite the same af deporting illigal imigrants..
Different conventions tell us when we have to let people in to our country. If they dont comply with the conventions we don’t have to let them in. And the reason that we don’t do that is because we are having problems integrating the imigrants that we already have in Denmark. Right now we are creating ghettos(=problems).
So just letting them by the goodness(??) of our hearts will backfire.

Come on..

>>so their fascist government

Where do you have your info from??
To call Denmarks gorvernment fascistic, you’d have to be a real socialist, who believes in all the stuff that Karl Marx preached about!

105. Michael - December 1, 2009

Horatio:
He waxes desperate with imagination.

Marcellus:
Let’s follow. ‘Tis not fit thus to obey him.

Horatio:
Have after. To what issue will this come?

Marcellus:
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

Horatio:
Heaven will direct it.

Marcellus:
Nay, let’s follow him. [Exeunt.]

Hamlet Act 1, scene 4, 87–91

106. Alexander Poulsen - December 2, 2009

Reply to “Some NOT happy IN Danmark”
“They don’t talk to each other, they don’t comment the weather, they don’t talk at all.”

Fail @ comment.
You’re so wrong.
Danes always, and i mean ALWAYS talk about their weather.
The weather in Denmark sucks, yes.
But we’re satisfied with it.
That is the most discussed subject in Denmark.
I hope that everything, you write is a joke.
It’s all wrong.
Denmark is a peaceful and beautiful country.
The only reason you write all that stuff is because you are jealous
Remember..
Denmark is ‘nominated’ as the happiest country in the world.

– So get the fuck outta’ here, assap.

107. Dave in Texas - December 2, 2009

Sure, everybody talks about the weather. But nobody ever does anything about it.

108. Andreas - December 2, 2009

What can you do about the weather?

109. Dave in Texas - December 2, 2009

Oh wouldn’t you like to know?

110. LQHR - December 3, 2009

hehe … :D why didn’t you guys post any sooner .. :D :P

Do you know why muslims hates blowjobs :P

– They hate all jobs .. :P

111. LQHR - December 3, 2009

hey Nizar ..

number 25 – family sized – extra bacon and hold the garlic !

is the number still : 555 – every corner in every city ?

thank you !

112. Spineless Danish Dog - December 3, 2009

oooh my god this is funny!! no wait i don’t have a god! but anyway.

to quote Peter O’Toole: When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself!

it’s that simple i dont belive and i love that i dont have to! Religion is a joke to me, a really big joke! why the hell should i live my life according to some old book or prophet?

and sure shame on me! i’m a spineless danish dog!
but please come to Denmark, be my guest!
not that i would welcome you with open arms…. BUT! buy me a bottle of rum and then we can talk! (god i love that stuff!)
in my opinion. any human mind is far greater than any religion. this is my philosophy.

lets have a talk:)

113. Joyful - December 4, 2009

Thanks to all haters for making my day so joyful. I just love the arguments and the stereo-typing! And of course to the certain individuals who’re making fun of themselves.

114. ramfred - December 4, 2009

this has been comented before but got to do it again

“When i mentioned how their church is actually hiding refugees (kids & family)

+ something about trusting the gouverntment”

relegion and gouverntment is not the same thing in Denmark :)

Some funny comments in here, some crazy fanatics to. i like ;) i agree with the guy who says we talk more when drinking (in fact i think i know him!). so i love Denmark – happy christmas, and excuse my spelling (going to drink, so am in a hurry) :D

115. skinbad - December 4, 2009

excuse my spelling

You’ve come to the wrong place.

116. Mrs. Peel - December 4, 2009

This thread is such an incredible magnet for teh crazy.

117. Andreas - December 5, 2009

Well.. I believe that was the goal for this thread??

At first i did’nt get this thread because of the pretty harsh tone of those arabs.. Actually i can see the joke in this.. Provoking people to bring out these pretty hillarious statements is funny.

118. CrackKiller Ninja Raper - January 14, 2010

denmark will burn keep watching danish news in the next month youll see

119. Michael - January 14, 2010

denmark will burn keep watching danish news in the next month youll see

CKNR, I reported your IP address to the Danish Nazi police.

Don’t bother trying to hide. They are watching you right now.

120. Siiigne - January 19, 2010

Ohh , why is everybody so threatening? :( i’m from Denmark too and i think it’s really unfair to judge people on a drawing. Kurt Westergaard made that drawing – not the rest of the population. The rest of the danish population doesn’t necessarily have the same opinion as him…! and why even threat people ? It only make things worse

121. BrewFan - January 19, 2010

Here’s a little something to make you feel better Siiigne

http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2010/01/18/favorite-hippie-songs/#comment-198578

122. Johan - February 2, 2010

Hum… Denmark is fine. Its a safe peacefull place, with nice people and a great system. Beautiful girls, good beer. BUT boring as hell. So unless you are OLD or you want to have kids, don’t stay in Denmark more than 4 years. Because after that you will only get more and more stuck there because yeah it is a pretty comfortable place to be. But you will die of boredom. Fact. (But again the girls are great, that a big plus).

123. Name - March 3, 2010

@ 53. Magdalena
People like you are a disgrace to humanity.
Weak jealous coward.

124. ted - April 21, 2010

DENMARK IS SIMPLY THE WORST FUCKING COUNTRY I HAVE EVER LIVED IN…………….EVER!

From day 1 is was “denmark is the best in the world, better than new york, better than london”.

I met so many ignorant, naiive people with PhDs. Or people doing phds who couldnt be bothered to finish them and just stayed on benefit or who thought that was ok.

People on benefit who were proud of it. People who think denmark is great because their pay checks are raped by the government and then give them back shit “free” healthcare in return. As if they are the only people with “free” healthcare in the world.

Ignorant people who will just look at the pavement or shove you out of the way because they are so above everyone else.

Obsessive rule following. It’s like Orwells 1984 in real life.

People who wait at traffic lights when its rainiing, 3am and no traffic around and -10c. “Follow the rules…this is denmark! best in the world!”

Shit supermarkets that sell dog food to humans

People who think copenhagen is cool when theres fuck all to do. People who can tell you that Vega can handle up to 1343 people! wow! they will give you all the minute details on shit that doesnt matter.

People who think recycling is a way of life.

People who think having a little mermaid is worthy of a visit when theres fuck all else to see except dog shit and broken tuborg bottles.

People who do anything they can to live in america and then think they are cool when they come back. Young people escaping to that shit hole in malmo (where people are much much better than in shitty denmark).

People reporting their neigbours to the police because of their fucked up communist minds,who like to spy, listen in on you when you are in a restaurant minding their own business.

rude shitting people”!!! FUCK OFF!!

125. ted - April 21, 2010

So there you have it folks. Dog shit, recycling and communism!!!

CUNTS!

126. Spineless Danish Dog - April 25, 2010

Ted, don’t you lie to me Ted!, did a danish gang rape your sorry little ass;)

my dear, dear Ted…… stop fucking around and tells us, who did what to you, since you hate Denmark that much,
i would loooooove to repeat it, just so you would forever stay clear of Denmark :D

127. daveintexas - April 25, 2010

The closest I ever got to Denmark was shitting a canned ham.

What is it about you Danes and pigs? You’re like the Arkansas of Europe.

128. murphy - April 25, 2010

FUCK U ALL…. Denmark owns !

129. LQHR - April 25, 2010

oooohhhh ted .. :D darling ted … :D how come you have met so many people with PHD’s ( and why is that a bad thing btw ? ) and you can’t spell to save your life .. ;)

and communism ? sure, the liberal goverment, the out-sourcing, the fact that we actually choose our politicians ;) yeah that makes sense … ;)

my apologies ted, im used to posting on forums where im held accountable for my words ;)

and so … Ted, why don’t you just get of that vibrator, move out of your mothers basement, stop demanding that people call you elf-lord, and get laid! i mean come on champ.

@daveintexas – i gues your right, but you got admit, bacon should be acknowledged to it’s rightfull place in the periodic system .. :P

LQHR – OUT

130. ted - April 26, 2010

LQHR look at your own fucking spelling.

PHD’s ?

out-sourcing ????

youre the kind of little shit giving denmark (with a small ‘d’) a bad name.

BRING IT ON! I WILL TELL MY PIKEY IRISH MATE ABOUT YOU AND HAVE HIM COME ROUND AND CRUSH YOU! ALL FOR 3 IRISH PUNT!

I EAT SILLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST AND SPIT OUT THEIR LITTLE SPINES!

131. canned ham - April 26, 2010

How did I get here?

132. canned ham - April 26, 2010

And why are there so many monkeys?

133. Spineless Danish Dog - April 26, 2010

“Much violence is based on the illusion that life is a property to be defended and not to be shared.”

Why can’t you just play ball Ted, Violence in only for the weakminded and is often used to cover up peoples own weakness;)

134. LQHR - April 27, 2010

ted im danish. not irish

out-sourcing – when public services are handed out to private companies , payed by the state ;)

@canned ham – you have efficiently captured the average intelligence of this diskussion .. :D nice .. ;)

135. LQHR - May 4, 2010

ohh and by the way ted .. ;) im 6 feet 6 inches, I weigh about 250 lbs and i am looking forward to seeing you darling ! :P

136. ted - May 4, 2010

I’m a silly little elf-lord xD jumping around in my sisters pink ballet skirt singing celine dion whilst touching myself with a pokémon doll :D ohh life is good :)

137. Jacob - May 11, 2010

It is hilarious since most people claims they are joking about negative sides of Denmark, but in fact most of these things people joke about are true!.

I live in Denmark, and i can relate the fact that the danes are narrow minded, cold hearted, egoistic people who would rather have their sunday cop of coffee off, rather than being open minded to foreigners.

In fact, the danes aren’t open minded to anyone except themself. The people in USA are much more easy to talk with, much more open minded, much better people.

Since no one here has actually made up any facts about the downsides of Denmark ( apart from bashing and insulting the danish people ), I’d give just a few good examples.

1. The Jantelaw is ruling the danish peoples personality. If anyone else is not like the average dane, the danes will gather in groups to bash that single person. Actually, the egoistic, Jantelaw plagued personality that the danes have, is widely known in the danish schools.

http://www.dr.dk/Undervisning/mobning/forside.htm

It states here, and i quote in english: “there is at least 2 people in each danish schools who are victim for bullying”. That is 2 out of 20 in each school. Another statestic showed that Denmark had 55% more bully victims, in comparison to Sweden, which is a country that believes in humane welfare, apart from Denmark which is country that supports such crimes. I’d say most of these danish kid problems are most likely due to the fact their parents have the typical danish carelessness – even to their own kids!.

Another aspect is the fact that appereantly around 1600 danish people dies each year to a bad psychiatric treatment on the danish hospitals. Denmark also have an increasing amount of people being forced into the danish psychiatric hospitals as well.

http://www.mmk.info/

Another thing to mention about Denmark is the fact that the danes healthcare system is ranked low, and that the danes despite the large amount of wrong treatments, rarely wins any court cases.

So basically, there is plenty of reason to hate Denmark, personally i do not really care, but what i find hilarious is how the danes keeps telling everyone how great their country is, while denmark is actually a really lousy country in some ways.

138. EUROTRASH - May 13, 2010

I’m European, I live in Denmark and I just cannot stand it anymore. Hateful people. Noone cares for anyone but themselves, selfish, cold, sad bastards. It’s not only the Middle East that hates Denmark, Swedes don’t like Denmark either. And for all those Danes who think their country is just fine, maybe you should think twice. Racism exists here and a lot. I guess it’s normal that a white blond scandinavian doesn’t sense racism. He/she isn’t victim of racism!

139. lauraw - May 13, 2010

Shit supermarkets that sell dog food to humans

The supermarkets here in the US also sell dog food to humans. Because dogs are notorious shoplifters and are not allowed in the stores.

140. daveintexas - May 13, 2010

In Texas you can’t sell dog food to a dog unless he’s 18 and has id.

141. reason - May 13, 2010

Dave – is that in dog-years or people-years?

142. Janeane Garofalo - May 13, 2010

“I guess it’s normal that a white blond scandinavian doesn’t sense racism. He/she isn’t victim of racism!”

Come to America.
Attend a Tea Party event.
Tell them you support Obama.
Voila! Victim of racism! Straight-up.

143. daveintexas - May 13, 2010

That’s a good question. I never looked at my dog’s license to see.

144. reason - May 13, 2010

In AZ, if your dog is found without his license, they’ll deport him.

Very expensive for Welsh Corgis and Yorkshire Terriers.

145. Lipstick - May 13, 2010

Even more expensive for Afghan Hounds and Dalmatians.

146. Cathy - May 13, 2010

You morons crack me up.

147. reason - May 14, 2010

Shih-tsus just get shipped off to Euless.

148. LQHR - May 21, 2010

hell .. :O what about great danes and german shepherds ?

149. awais khan - May 22, 2010

I hate Denmark
he is idiot country
his people are idiot and bastard
we want no relation with denmark
i hate i hate i hate president of denmark is dog and his wife is bitch
chief justice is pig

150. Jen Jen Jenssson-Dottir - May 22, 2010

The Hive

Visiting Denmark and living in Denmark are two totally different states of mind. To the visitor, it is indeed a green and pleasant land. Small and tidy with an apparently happy and welcoming populace. One overlooks the small things, the little irritants and peculiarities because one is on `vacation`.

It is when one lives permanently there that those same `small things`, `little irritants` and peculiarities start to beg questions. Why is it that the majority of Danes are all so alike? They dress alike, cut their hair alike, walk alike and talk alike. They use the same phrases time and again, eat the same food, enjoy the same leisure pursuits and live almost copycat lives, with little or no variation on the theme. I accept that this is a sweeping generalisation, but believe it to be valid all the same. There are of course exceptions and to those brave individuals, I give my respect and admiration. How or why they `slipped through the net` escapes me. But they are in the minority in every sense of the word, and this indeed adds to their splendour.

Every country and people have their national characteristic’s but in Denmark it goes beyond this, because again and I stress here that I am referring to the majority of Danes, the population is phobically conformist and has a profound and deep mistrust of all things and influences of a foreign origin. For those who watched the US TV Series, `Star Trek The Next Generation`, the collectivist and robotic alien force known as the `Borg` bears comparison, albeit one which admittedly is rather extreme. (Quite a coincidence actually `Borg` being a Danish word). Did Gene Roddenberry know more than he was letting on?.

Danes display a `Hive` mentality, clinging to each other ever closer as the outside world closes in, rupturing their manufactured and protected isolation, and they hold tight to their Queen Bee, the Welfare State, with which they have an almost metaphysical attachment.

151. Foggie takes it up the bum - May 26, 2010

“106. Alexander Poulsen
Denmark is ‘nominated’ as the happiest country in the world.”

NO denmark was not NOMINATED! the communist, deluded dutch glasses wearing, perma tan, ignorant danes RATED THEMSELVES ahhahah!!! Well, no bias there then!!!

That tells you all you need to know about this communist, narrow minded little excuse for a “country”. Rampant jingoism, blinkered idiots, stay at home cry babies, communist spies, self centered, ignorant SCUM.

Ready guys, I’ll count you all in….1…..2……3!
“DENMARK…BEST IN THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!”

152. Retired Geezer - May 26, 2010

Comment #150 was very well written.

Sounds like the commenter knows what he’s talking about.

153. Mathilde - June 3, 2010

Okay, i live in Denmark, and those people who think we are racist and nationalists, forget it?
In Denmark we have freedom to speak, to tell people whatever we want. Just because your country is corrupt and you dont know how to be individual. The Muhammed drawings were somthing we in Denmark call: Irony! We make fun of our own Primeminister, our Queens and our dogs. Its not suposed to hurt you guys that we Danes have humor, we just love to be entertained.

154. Cathy - June 3, 2010

I like Danish

Cheese.

155. Enas Yorl - June 3, 2010

And I love cheese danishes!

156. Cathy - June 3, 2010

^ Apple is pretty good too.

157. Olof - June 13, 2010

This thread illustrates perfectly, what is wrong with the internet – nobody will be held responsible for their half-truths and ‘courageous’ remarks .. I can imagine these people – sitting there, wiping the sweat off their foreheads .. Gazing with heavy hearts upon their bottles of lubricant behind their used tissues.

If you hate Danmark and the danes – then write your own nationality, and why it is so much better!

158. harrison - June 13, 2010

Olof, I think you’re projecting.

159. Michael - June 13, 2010

If you hate Danmark and the danes – then write your own nationality,

United States of America

and why it is so much better!

Our cocks are bigger than yours.

160. daveintexas - June 13, 2010

Michael meant roosters

161. Anonymous - June 17, 2010

I hate the Danes.

162. Danish too - June 17, 2010

“out-sourcing – when public services are handed out to private companies , payed by the state”

i am sorry but that is definitely not what it is… Outsourcing means that a cooperation is moving its business somewhere else to get relived from the tax pressure.

God i love this thread

163. Olof - June 18, 2010

Harrison, projecting – I don’t know what that means, and frankly I don’t give a shit. Diagnose all you want.

And Michael, now, I’ve seen quite alot of american porn in my time, and trust me – unless you’re a black guy – your statement will not stand in court!

America is all about war, killing civilians.
Why is that, penis envy?

164. Michael - June 18, 2010

And Michael, now, I’ve seen quite alot of american porn in my time, and trust me – unless you’re a black guy – your statement will not stand in court!

Olof, I was talking about a national average cock size for Americans, and we include the black guys in that average. It would be racist to exclude them, don’t you think?

America is all about war, killing civilians. Why is that, penis envy?

No. We watched a Medina video from Denmark and it made us crazy. That’s why we kill civilians. It’s your fault.

165. Barack H. Obama - June 18, 2010

“America is all about war, killing civilians.”

Can I interest you in a Czarship?

166. reason, frothing at the mouth with American lust for civilian BLOOD! - June 18, 2010

“America is all about war, killing civilians.”

Yup. That’s why we nuked the ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST on 12 September, 2001. Wait, we didn’t?

Well, at least we’ve dusted off all our old canisters of napalm, and written our names with fire in the sands of Afganistan, like piss in the snow… Wait, we haven’t done that either?

Shit. Maybe Harry Reid was right after all. Screw this war. We’re only killing militants and insurgents dressed up like civilians, not actual, real-deal innocents.

You know who’s really good at killing innocent civilians? Suicide bombers.

167. lauraw - June 18, 2010

“America is all about war, killing civilians.”

And how do YOU collect the skins needed to upholster a decent couch and ottoman? I suppose you sit around waiting for people to die natural deaths before you make dice out of their carpal bones?

What color are the skies in your world?

168. reason - June 18, 2010

They are all about the free-range hobos in Denmark, laura.

169. geoff - June 18, 2010

“America is all about war, killing civilians.”

We don’t like to call it “killing.” We prefer the term “harvesting.”

170. d3ft punk - June 18, 2010

All these self-righteous foreigners, telling us what to do! Well, you know what? I love me the taste of some old people. Some people might say it’s a human rights violation blah blah blah, but the FLAVOR! Some Americans say it’s too gamey, but I personally like the taste of old, human flesh. Has the lived in feel to it, plus when I devour their soul I get more experience points!

171. Cathy - June 18, 2010

^ …with Marie Sharp’s Belizian hot sauce.

172. reason - June 18, 2010

Any of you guys know a good barber?

173. Olof - June 18, 2010

First off, I wrote a comment about how there is no control – of what people are saying on the internet .. People did not give a fuck.
Then i wrote: “America is all about war, killing civilians.”

Suddenly everyone get out of their chairs, WRATH!
Now, I do not care about the foreign policy of the US or the casualties of war – my point was just, that you are fine with the mudthrowing on Denmark, but when you get a little filth on your shoes – then you get furious! (Regardless if the comment is serious or not – the amount of comments says it all.)

174. Olof - June 18, 2010

Oh, by the way ..
Michael, do you really think that your penis gets bigger, just because the inner cities of your country are inhabited by african-americans?

Kæft en sæk !!!

175. Michael - June 18, 2010

but when you get a little filth on your shoes – then you get furious!

Olof, chill.

We were just making jokes.

You Danes need to import a sense of humor from Sweden.

176. Dave in Texas - June 18, 2010

who’s the racist?

177. Cathy - June 18, 2010

Olof. Have a beer.

Like Michael said, chill. Look in the mirror and enjoy a laugh.

btw — I’ve seen and enjoyed Michael’s penis. It’s a fine article. 38 years of marriage… it’s given us lots of pleasure and a couple of grown kids.

IB is like the neighborhood bar… it’s internet… andon steroids… but still the neighborhood bar.

178. BrewFan - June 18, 2010

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI!!11!!!OMG!!

179. geoff - June 18, 2010

Regardless if the comment is serious or not – the amount of comments says it all.

The “amount of comments” was driven by how silly and pompous you sounded. Just like this one:

“Michael, do you really think that your penis gets bigger, just because the inner cities of your country are inhabited by african-americans?”

Hahaha!! You’re a goldmine!

180. geoff - June 18, 2010

btw — I’ve seen and enjoyed Michael’s penis. It’s a fine article. 38 years of marriage… it’s given us lots of pleasure and a couple of grown kids.

…and it gets bigger whenever inner cities are inhabited by African-Americans.

181. Michael - June 18, 2010

Incidentally, Olof, I’ve been to Denmark a couple of times and really enjoyed my visits to your country. I thought the people were very polite and hospitable. It’s a beautiful country. Strolling through Tivoli Gardens after dinner at one of the many restaurants there, on a long summer evening, was an especially memorable experience.

182. Michael - June 18, 2010

For the rest of you — Tivoli Gardens is not just a garden. It’s also the world’s first major amusement park, the forerunner of Coney Island and Disney World. Now, it’s really old-time and enchanting, and justifiably famous.

183. d3ft punk - June 18, 2010

There has never been a time when I have ever read something that made me want to wash my eyeballs with bleach before. All I really wanted was to make fun of ferrets and look at graphs with triangles on them.

Now this.

I…I just don’t know if I can go on…

184. daveintexas - June 18, 2010

>> btw — I’ve seen and enjoyed Michael’s penis. It’s a fine article. 38 years of marriage… it’s given us lots of pleasure and a couple of grown kids.

SHUTUP!!SHUTUP!LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Sheesh woman. Take that stuff to Sunday School.

185. Michael - June 18, 2010

I really appreciate Cathy’s testimonial, but frankly, it doesn’t mean much because she is opining on the basis of an extremely limited sample of comparators.

I think.

186. daveintexas - June 18, 2010

I’m puttin you both in timeout.

187. Michael - June 18, 2010

Michael, do you really think that your penis gets bigger, just because the inner cities of your country are inhabited by african-americans

Yes. My penis always gets bigger when I screw those inner city African American girls.

188. harrison - June 18, 2010

I hope my mom doesn’t read this or she won’t let me play here no more.

189. Cathy - June 18, 2010

…an extremely limited sample of comparators

.Hello? Cut lots ofclothing off folks in the trauma room…

I’ve seen plenty.

190. Michael - June 18, 2010

I’ve seen plenty.

Well, I’m thinkin’ an east side gangbanger with a gunshot wound wasn’t really showing his best, if you know what I mean.

191. d3ft punk - June 18, 2010

I’ve seen plenty.

Ooookay bleach, BLEACH!!!!

(honestly, why do I keep refreshing this page?)

192. daveintexas - June 18, 2010

MAKE IT STOP

193. Tushar - June 18, 2010

I came
I saw comments
I ran away

194. Olof - June 19, 2010

At first Michael said:
“United States of America
and why it is so much better!
Our cocks are bigger than yours.”

One of my responses:
“Michael, do you really think that your penis gets bigger, just because the inner cities of your country are inhabited by african-americans.”

Maybe I’ll have a beer, but I will definitely not chill – as suggested.
The vast majority of comments in here are offensive, and their content is not factual.
The fact of the matter is, that if someone started something like a forum – where people trash-talked the US, then the angry American comments would be flowing like shit from a sick donkey.

195. Dave in Texas - June 19, 2010

If?

Olaf, you so funny when you’re angry like this.

Give us a hug.

196. Ted Turner, the creator of CNN - June 19, 2010

if someone started something like a forum – where people trash-talked the US

Way ahead of you there, buddy.

197. Soccer - June 19, 2010

Hey, what am I, chopped liver? I do my part to encourage hatred of America, when I’m not busy listening to showtunes and reading Vogue.

198. geoff - June 19, 2010

The vast majority of comments in here are offensive, and their content is not factual.

Really? We were hoping to submit them into Wikipedia.

Dang, and we worked so hard, too.

199. geoff - June 19, 2010

The fact of the matter is, that if someone started something like a forum

The fact of the matter is, that if someone came into a joke thread about hating a completely inoffensive country like Denmark and started taking it seriously, all of the regulars would start egging them on and making fun of them. Like we’ve done for all the pro- and anti-Denmark humorless poindexters who have shown up here.

Like we’ve done for you.

200. lauraw - June 19, 2010

*waits patiently for Michael’s reciprocal compliment on Cathy’s punani*

201. Dave in Texas - June 19, 2010

you are a troublemaker, that’s what you are missy

202. Michael - June 19, 2010

Oh. Well, it’s like, um, a rose flower. A pink rose. Yeah, that’s it.

(thanks Laura)

203. daveintexas - June 19, 2010

I’m not sure who just won this side bet.

204. lauraw - June 19, 2010

Try again when you’re drunk, Michael.
That was laaaaaame

205. daveintexas - June 19, 2010

frankly Michael, I’m disappointed with your response. It lacks passion, and commitment.

206. Michael - June 19, 2010

OK, how about one of those Georgia O’Keefe Vajayjay Flowers?

(This one happens to be a nanner flower.)

207. daveintexas - June 19, 2010

Commitment.

It’s in the dicktionary.

208. Olof - June 19, 2010

Geoff – the egging I could handle. But then you strike me with your sharp wikipedia-related punchlines – and label me a poindexter ..

That’s when I know that I’m in too deep!

I capitulate.

209. daveintexas - June 19, 2010

Olaf, bend over and relax.

210. d3ft punk - June 19, 2010

*waits patiently for Michael’s reciprocal compliment on Cathy’s punani*

DO YOU REALIZE HOW PAINFUL BLEACH IS ON YOUR EYES? DO YOU? DO YOU?

211. skinbad - June 19, 2010

Is a punani like a vuvuzela?

A friend wants to know.

212. wiserbud - June 19, 2010

Is a punani like a vuvuzela?

I drove a 19756 Vuvuzela in college.

What a great car.

213. wiserbud - June 19, 2010

1975 or 6.

DAMMIT I wish I could fix my typing errors here.

214. Michael - June 19, 2010

DAMMIT I wish I could fix my typing errors here.

Lemme see if I can fix that for you.

*rummages around the IB Dashboard*

Nah, I can’t find that button right now.

215. daveintexas - June 19, 2010

punani is a funny word.

216. TGSG - June 19, 2010

It’s a “garden” Batman, haven’t you learned anything?

217. Bonnie Sabini - July 2, 2010

To the teenagers in Denmark! I Hope all of you read this! SHAME ON All of you who Slaughter dolphins! How Dare You Kill innocent dolphins who come to shore!!… Trusting in Humanity…Coming there to play with you!! And You Kill Them??! Why??????????? For WhAT reason???!!!… TO FEEL MATURE?! ARE YOU MENTALLY DISTURBED?!!! CAN”T YOU FIND ANYTHING ON THIS UNIVERSE TO MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER TO DO THEN KILLING INNOCENT DOLPHINS?!!! These are the one species of animals that would help US Humans if we were in trouble in the sea…Such as being in attacked by a shark, or were brought out in a current while swimming on the beach. Don’t you people understand that they are almost as smart as humans? They are our friends at sea! Please! Do Not Harm them Any more.

218. Dave in Texas - July 2, 2010

dolphins will fuck you up man.

219. geoff - July 2, 2010

Dolphins ate my parents.

220. Malcom Brenner - July 2, 2010

“dolphins will fuck you up man”

WILL THEY EVER!
<3 <3 <3

crossreference: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/300750.php

221. reason - July 2, 2010

Michael & Cathy gettin’ freaky ain’t so bad to think about now, is it?

IS IT?

222. daveintexas - July 2, 2010

the La Cosa Delphinidae took over the Jersey construction and trash rackets in the early 90s. Nobody messes with them.

Nobody.

223. Nuno - July 18, 2010

Danish are stupid. It must be the food or the weather. They all look like morons.

224. Nuno sa punso - August 3, 2010

Why the fuck do all danes wear those silly dutch glasses??? oooohhh i know, I’ll dress up to look like 99.5 percent of the rest of the population and buy a nice pair of dutch glasses! I can be a true individual!! Oh wait….

225. Maria Demitria Magdalena - August 6, 2010

What are you insane freaks (who hates Denmark) saying??… Wanna kill us?? HELL-O!!!! We are just like you guys we’re just living in another part of the world… You haters are JERKS you should all live in JERKSVILLE (that’s right!! A town filled with you buttheads)… Take us down and we’ll bring you with us with your consience… Please just cut the cruelty and talk about making us die cause we dont deserve it as well as you guys dont

I beg you all please have some respect for Denmark and each other <3

226. Maria Demitria Magdalena - August 6, 2010

P.S. Haters… Oh I meant insane JERKS! You are all a bunch of RACISTS and you CANT DENY cause you ARE… BACK OFF and show other people respect or everybody will on some level hate you… I KNOW!!!

227. Michael - August 6, 2010

You haters are JERKS you should all live in JERKSVILLE (that’s right!! A town filled with you buttheads

Maria, there is no Jerksville in the U.S. All the buttheads live in Houston.

228. Cathy - August 6, 2010

Sumbunny needs to take her humor-pill.

Stat.

229. That guy from Denmark - August 25, 2010

Oh god, this entire thread reminds me of the global politics at the moment. All of this shit is a fucking joke. But I must admit though, that this is very good entertainment indeed.

All of the pissed off muslims and the apparent haters are obviously a bunch of trolls. One thing I like about these threads is that it really shows how retarded the danes really are. Or at least the majority of them. “I’M FROM DENMARK, OMG OMG OMG! WHY DO YOU HATE MY COUNTRY???? OMG OMG OMG. NOT FUNNY AT ALL”.

Danes only understand it’s own sense of humor and obviously don’t understand the people of teh interwebz’s sense of humor.

Even though the people here were serious about this – how can it in any way insult you?

I’m proud to be a dane but still kind of ashamed at the same time. Not because “we” insulted some kind of inbred tribe with a fucking cartoon but because the danes are fucking retarded.

230. Dave in Texas - August 25, 2010

We’re not too keen on Norwegians either.

231. douche-a-belle - August 30, 2010

lol u draw cartoon and i burn ur flag. guess we are even.

232. Muhammed al-kalif - August 30, 2010

omfg don’t draw mohammed now i must kill u infidels to get even. allahu akbarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

233. axel - September 2, 2010

I hate Denmark… i just hate it… everything about it…

234. Søren - September 6, 2010

That guy from denmark:
Du har sgu da næppe noget at skamme dig over –
du sidder og klager over danskernes manglende
kløgt og humor .. Alt imens du plagierer Die Antwoord; teh interwebz, for at være morsom.

Ethvert folkeslag ville sgu da forsvare sig, som folk gør det herinde. Det er velnok dig den er gal med!

235. Mitchell - September 6, 2010

^Hey now! There’s no call for using that kind of language around here!

236. BeanTheHamster - September 7, 2010

denmark is awful and search google and type in “denmark is involve din a shameful practice” and you’ll see why

237. harrison - September 7, 2010

What are they doing, Bean!?!

238. That guy from Denmark - September 13, 2010

Well thank you, Søren. I’m trying to make a point here and you’re just making it easier.

Oh, and btw. In case you didn’t know – this is not a danish site. :)

239. Søren - September 27, 2010

That guy from Denmark ..
Hva var præcist din kritik – danskerne er for dumme eller danskerne er for fintfølende? Uanset hvad, er det en ussel kritik – fremsat af en ussel person. At tilsvine sit ophav er kendetegnende for dem, der ikke er faldet til i dette ophav. Hvorfor er de ikke det? – Fordi de ikke har en skid at byde ind med. Du er et tomt hylster!

240. daveintexas - September 27, 2010

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

241. wiserbud - September 27, 2010

Nø wai. My sister went øn høliday tø Sweden and a møøse bit her. Møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…

242. daveintexas - September 27, 2010

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…

243. Michael - September 27, 2010

Jeebers. The Scandis visiting this site are going to think we Americans are crazy.

You people embarrass me. I personally am the progeny of proud Sanderson stock on my mother’s side, the descendant of Vikings who terrorized the North Sea.

(The Sandersons were drunkards, to tell the truth, but that’s just a normal part of being Swedish.)

244. Michael - September 28, 2010

OPEN MESSAGE TO SCANDIS

The commenters who identify themselves as “daveintexas” and “wiserbud” are not normal Americans.

I have met both of them personally. You can trust me about this.

Please feel free to come to America and get drunk and puke in the street here. You will be more than welcome, and you will make many American friends.

Just don’t drive. Our laws about drunk driving can be harsh.

245. Retired Geezer - September 28, 2010

Hey Scandis… do you know anybody in the Vatican who you could pay entice to visit our blog?

246. Anonymous - September 28, 2010

How did I miss this thread before. I feel ashamed for not having participated. And that penis talk…just disgusting. It has been said that you can get anything you want with a 11 inch Johnson but cutting off two inches of my member just seems like it would be painful.

Bye the way – Denmark rocks.

247. OBF - September 28, 2010

Is that one golfer dude with the really ugly hat Danish or Sweeeeedish? Whomever answers first can blame the other country. Good at golf but cursed in the fedora arena. “Oh, the horror.”

248. That guy from Denmark - September 28, 2010

Okay, Søren. As I said, I’m trying to make a point here and you’re just making it easier. I’m not saying that I don’t love my country or countrymen. All I’m saying is just that the majority of our people act like, really retarded when they’re online. And by retarded, I mean the way they respond to e.g. insults. It could be an insult like “denmark sucks.” or “denmark is a country full of fags.”

But really, drop this. If you don’t share my opinions, then you’re one of them.

And btw, I’m not the pathetic person here.

249. Søren - September 28, 2010

That guy from Danmark ..
Do you really think that it’s a particularly danish thing, to respond like that to insults?

“Teh interwebz” – as you so humorously call it – is crowded with people, who are pissed off.
And to badmouth your countrymen for joining them, is ridiculous.

Also, Wiserbud and DavidTexas .. Your attempts with scandinavian were really not bad, haha!
Close to perfection – except, we don’t use W’s.

250. geoff - September 28, 2010

“Teh interwebz”

Or, in its original German, “Teh Interwebbentubez.”

251. viserbud - September 28, 2010

Close to perfection – except, we don’t use W’s.

I vas sø cløse.

252. Lipstick - September 28, 2010

I vas sø cløse.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

vonderful

253. Mitchell - September 28, 2010

…except, we don’t use W’s.

Yeah, what’s up with that? It’s a perfectly good letter, and y’all don’t use it at all? Racists!

254. Lipstick - September 28, 2010

I think Mitchell is a little sensitive ’cause the first letter of his name is an upside down “W”.

255. sandy burger - September 28, 2010

This thread is quite possibly Michael’s greatest life accomplishment.

I’m jealous. I admit it.

256. Mitchell - September 28, 2010

Ahem. The “W” is an upside down “M” thankyewverymuch.

257. Cathy - September 28, 2010

This thread is quite possibly Michael’s greatest life accomplishment. I’m jealous. I admit it.

What about 38 years married to the same crazy-wimmin? (Anniversary coming up very soon!!!)

What about 2 awesome adult children who gradumicated from university, have jobs, and live on their own?

And what about the dogs who seek his attention?

258. Mitchell - September 28, 2010

^None of that matters Cathy. This Denmark Hate Thread is clearly above and beyond all else.

259. Michael - September 28, 2010

This thread is quite possibly Michael’s greatest life accomplishment.

Sadly, I am unable to rebut that statement.

260. geoff - September 28, 2010

It needs to go in the “Classic IB Threads” sidebar.

261. sandy burger - September 28, 2010

The marriage and the kids are impressive accomplishments indeed, Cathy. Only, I suspect he had quite a bit of help.

262. Michael - September 28, 2010

Done, Geoff.

263. Metallichick - October 4, 2010

ofcourse!i dont just hate them i despise denmark and danish people!FUCK THEM ALL!after what they did to my prophet!i hope they burn in hell!fuck denmark & danish people!u can suck my pussy you cumheads hope you burn in hell for eternity!even if i like metallica i still hate lars ulrich!cuz he’s danish!FUCK DENMARK FUCK DENMARK FUCK DENMARK FUCK DENMARK FUCK DENMARK!inshalla ya rabb something bad happens to that country!INSHALLA!
FUCK DENMARK FUCK DENMARK FUCK DENMARK FUCK DENMARK!burn in hell you shitty motherfucking country & all the motherfuckers in it!except the muslims in it!
prophet Muhammed peace upon him FTW!
those fuckers are just jelous cuz islam will beat them in the end!

264. Metallichick - October 4, 2010

if i could do anything to the world is!kill the person who made those cartoons!FUCK THEM!& kill israel!hope they die!inshalla!gather great forces to stop helping those two and make them the most poorest countries until they die & fuck off from the world!YA RABB THAT HAPPENS!

265. Dave in Texas - October 4, 2010

the religion of “peace”

266. geoff - October 4, 2010

It’s like Eddiebear was put through the Islamicizer.

267. Dave in Texas - October 4, 2010

I saw one of those at Walmart last week for a hundred and forty nine bucks.

268. lauraw - October 4, 2010

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE RELIGION OF PEACE

269. Haid D'Salaami - October 4, 2010

Metallichick,

i am in love!
i never wanted so much to wrap woman ina burqa and give her good beating as I do right now!
how to contact u? my heart it is exploding! Maybe we both explode later? lololol
suck your pussy? it is haram but OK, if bath day I give it a shot
where u at girl? i need to find u
don’t make me find boy or goat

270. Michael - October 4, 2010

^
That totally cracked me up. I especially like the name.

271. Hous Bin Pharteen - October 4, 2010

What so funny? You think Muslim name funny? better watch youself man of bats

272. Cathy - October 4, 2010

Anybody wanna burn a Q’uran while eating a bacon, bacon, and bacon sammich and wash it down with an afternoon bourbon and Coke?

*draws Mohammad caricture on map of Denmark*

273. Cathy - October 4, 2010

^caricature

274. Lipstick - October 4, 2010

It’s like Eddiebear was put through the Islamicizer.

Comment Hall of Fame?

275. Lipstick - October 4, 2010

Cause I can’t stop laughing at that.

276. Cathy - October 4, 2010

Comment Hall of Fame. YES. I second the motion.

277. Kurt - October 29, 2010

Taken directly from Psykiatrifonden in Denmark.

Quote:
Hver anden dansk familie kommer i kontakt med behandlingssystemet.
15% får depressive symptomer – tilbagevendende depressioner eller vedvarende tristhed.
20% får angstsymptomer – fobier, panikangst eller vedvarende angst.
20% får misbrugsproblemer – alkohol, medicin, stoffer.
15% over 65 år bliver demente.
Mange har flere af de nævnte symptomer samtidig.

Directly translated

Quote:
Each second Danish family comes in contact with psychiatric treatment services.

15% have depressive symptoms – recurrent depression or persistent sadness.
20% suffer symptoms of anxiety – phobias, panic disorder or persistent anxiety.
20% have addictions – alcohol, drugs, etc.
15% over 65 years are demented.
Many have more of these symptoms simultaneously.

Furthermore, around ~10% of the population in Denmark suffers from ADHD. Furthermore, there are several additional illnesses in Denmark not listed here. Most people in Denmark are sick, a close, narrow-minded like people, cold,egoistic, selfish, arrogant and extreme annoying.

278. American guy - November 23, 2010

These Danes are the biggest jerks ever. They live in flat, ugly land. Most are mentally ill and they hate foreigners. It is the shittiest country in north Europe.

279. Dalle - December 6, 2010

American guy = Swedish guy

280. "Bob" - December 6, 2010

Vhet zee hell du yuoo meun? I’m es Emereecun es epple-a peee-a, Chefrulet, und Svedeesh meetbells. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Vhet em I seyeeng? Demmeet! Boosted. Bork bork bork!

281. Änöthër Svëdïsh Güÿ - December 9, 2010

Zhät ïs töötäl räcism! Bork börk bork!

282. DesperateBeacuseofDanes - December 13, 2010

I don’t like my Danish colleagues at all.
They’re arrogant and impolite.
They use the office and the common spaces like they were in their living room.
They are eating 24/24, of course without bothering living some food for the colleagues coming later.
I’m sure not all the Danes are like them, but they neither knew each other before meeting here, and 90% of them are like this.
I can’t wait to get to the day when they are leaving!

283. Anuleifr the Wrathful - December 14, 2010

DesperateBeacuseofDanes ..

It sounds to me like a good old Viking office-raid!

Foreseen by the elders from whence I came! :P

284. Michael - December 14, 2010

When I was in Denmark, everyone was really nice to me.

Of course, at the time, I did not have any gold, jewels, beer, food, or virgin daughters. Also, I’m not all that good-looking, so the men probably did not want to ass-rape me.

I liked Denmark.

285. DesperateBeacuseOfDanes - December 15, 2010

Lol yep you got the idea :-).
Of course they also several good qualities but they act like vikings.

286. DesperateBeacuseOfDanes - December 15, 2010

I’m the master of mistypers lol

287. Chairman Meow - December 20, 2010

denmark (with a small ‘d’) is full of communist spies, a totalitarian police state full of jumped up little brats who pretend to come from the Bronx and think they are clever even though their mummies (who are all on the social and divorced from their feminised dutch-glasses-wearing-pussy-boy) pay for everything. Douche bags crammed full of mental diseases, spitting bile, ignorant small minded communists who think they are the best at everything, dan-everthing, best in the world even though the words ‘service’ and ‘customer’ are missing from their silly little dictionaries. Third world shops (if you can call them that), fuck all to do, everyone looks the same like a bunch of automatons with barge poles shoved up their proverbial derriers.

My advice: STAY AWAY. DO NOT WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME IN THIS SILLY LITTLE “COUNTRY”. SWEDEN IS MUCH MUCH BETTER. DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU. THOSE WHO IGNORE MY ADVICE DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Amen.

288. viserbud - December 20, 2010

STAY AWAY. DO NOT WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME IN THIS SILLY LITTLE “COUNTRY”. SWEDEN IS MUCH MUCH BETTER.

Vhat, gø tø Svëdën and risk gëtting bittën by a møøse?

Nø vay, Jøsë!

289. Leif - December 20, 2010

I’m with Chairman Meow on this one!
Well, actually.. I have nothing against pussy-boy mummies, feminized automatons, third world mental patients or totalitarian brats from the Bronx.

But it really pisses me off, when they have inadequate dictionaries – wear Dutch glasses and pay for everything. Cuckoo cuckoo!!

Michael - December 20, 2010

^

Leif, you are seriously making me laugh. I think you have used six or seven names on this thread so far.

Your IP address is in Denmark. Your English is flawless, even idiomatic, but fluent English is nearly universal for Scandis.

So, in case you are actually Danish, I will now publicly admit that however tight-assed and pathetic the socialist Danes are, they make some excellent cheese and beer.

290. Michael - December 20, 2010

Also, I remember buying a really nice brier pipe in Denmark, back in the day when I was affecting to be an intellectual pipe-smoker.

I was only eighteen years old. Give me a break. I still have the pipe, and it is a beauty.

291. Michael - December 20, 2010

Dang, I just found my pipe collection. I own eight really fine pipes. They are in a drawer with a slide rule and some genuine Chinese Mao Tse Tung pin-on buttons dating to the 70s.

Time flies.

I’m going to find a tobacconist around here and buy some pipe tobacco.

292. harrison - December 20, 2010

when I was affecting to be an intellectual pipe-smoker

heh.

293. lauraw - December 20, 2010

Oh man I love the smell of pipe tobacco. I’ve been known to follow a guy around if he had that cherry vanilla stuff burning.

294. Michael - December 20, 2010

cherry vanilla stuff burning

Erm, real pipe smokers don’t do those fruity smelling tobaccos. They will consider aroma, but not something overtly chemically treated like that, which is invariably a cheap blend. It is embarrassing.

295. Retired Geezer - December 20, 2010

Sooo…. Patchouli is out?

*makes note

296. daveintexas - December 20, 2010

It’s impossible to look cool when smoking a pipe when you’re 18.

I tried.

Although I did learn a few things about blends later. There are good tobaccos you get that aren’t sold in pre-packaged containers.. the tobacconists blend them in the store. And they smell pretty good.

They’re also like eating habanero sauce from the tailpipe of a chevy truck. Moderation.

297. Michael - December 20, 2010

Yeah, I normally bought store blends. Much better quality than drugstore packages.

I just found a local tobacconist on YP.com. All my old pipes are broke in with a nice cake.

298. daveintexas - December 20, 2010

Yeah, you leave a little layer of it in there after you break em in.. usually took about a dozen smokes.. once there they stay lit with very little draw, and don’t burn too hot.

Kinda like speedos in a weird way. Go figure.

299. Retired Geezer - December 20, 2010

The mind boggles.

300. daveintexas - December 20, 2010

A boggled mind is of no use to anyone.

301. Leif - December 20, 2010

Michael,
thank you for the kind words!
And, if I may say so, you and your friends are a bunch of talented humorists!
Btw., writing in English.. is not a problem for me, but when speaking it, I sound pretty much like the guy in this video: http://www.youtube.cf/watch?v=anx9giJf3MI

Actually, I would also like to publicly apologize for my behaviour on this comment board – under the name Olof.
I held a bit of a grudge against Americans, because an American bloke had made some stupid remarks about some kind of modern-day colonialism .. Long story short – it was because, I was sitting in a Danish bar in Ingólfsstæti in Reykjavík.
At this point in time, there is no grudge left.

302. geoff - December 21, 2010

At this point in time, there is no grudge left.

I’m sure, if we all work together as a team, we can remedy that.

303. wiserbud - December 21, 2010

Geoff, have you ever considered a career in diplomacy?

304. geoff - December 21, 2010

Geoff, have you ever considered a career in diplomacy?</i.

It's my bliss!

305. lauraw - December 21, 2010

At this point in time, there is no grudge left.

BO-RINGGG

306. Retired Geezer - December 21, 2010

All my old pipes are broke in

*Micheal reveals his endearing Redneck roots

307. Leif - December 22, 2010

Lauraw,
If you try hard enough, I’m confident you can still find one or two hateful commentators on the Internet ;)

308. wiserbud - December 22, 2010

Lauraw,
If you try hard enough, I’m confident you can still find one or two hateful commentators on the Internet ;)

Like hell she will!

309. Leif, Olof, Änöthër Svëdïsh Güÿ, Dalle, Anuleifr the Wrathful - December 22, 2010

Haha, I guess she doesn’t have to look that far.

310. lauraw - December 22, 2010

SAY THAT TO MY FACE, MUTHERFLOCKER!!!

311. Leif-Olof Svëdgren - December 22, 2010

At this point in time, my grudge-level is up 228%!!! :P

312. daveintexas - December 22, 2010

I do not understand this kindness trend.

But I know what to do to fix it.

313. Leif olof svedgren = Life on a sweat stick (A true-to-life story) .. In a cinema near you! Come on, yeehaaaw, cowboys! - December 23, 2010

I am all abaut kindness best-frend!

I can find out tree smilis: :D ;) :P
Are wee superduper-Amarican frends yet??
I an sure i have used enouhg smilis!
Always Coca-cola, yes we can! Yabba dabba do!!
You’r fired – I’m not a crook, d’oh! Trix are for kids. Enjoy.
Mau! Mau – didi mau! Run Forrest, Run, motherfukcer! Just Do It.
My answer is bring them on.. I see dead people, mkay! I’m lovin’ it.

314. Michael - December 23, 2010

Leif, put down the hash pipe.

315. lauraw - December 23, 2010

I think Leif was just treating us to a medley of American advertising slogans, or something like it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to ride my horse down to the saloon and confront the man who shot my father.

*bites off a wad of chaw and squints eyes decisively*

*puts a couple quarts of Gatorade in saddlebags*

316. geoff - December 23, 2010

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to ride my horse down to the saloon and confront the man who shot my father.

I’d go with, but I’m busy with my plucky band of misfits who are pulling together for a miracle season in the sport of your choice.

317. Dave in Texas - December 23, 2010

…we didn’t start the fi-yer

318. lauraw - December 23, 2010

Fine geoff, but will you ever give up on the runt with the learning disability who never combs his hair?
He’s holding the whole team back. It’s obvious.

*hands geoff a York Peppermint Patty*

Bite into this. It’s an epiphany.

319. kevl - December 23, 2010

*raises shotgun and squints*

Go ahead, make my day. Get off my lawn, Ya feel lucky, punk?

320. Michael - December 23, 2010

Nuke Denmark from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

321. daveintexas - December 23, 2010

Things that make chocolate taste better:

toffee
orange
raspberry
coconut
milk
caramel
peanut butter
hazelnut
liquor
apertifs
strawberries
pralines
cinnamon
coffee

Things that make chocolate taste like peppermint:

peppermint

322. Count Olaf - December 23, 2010

Comment nr. 209. – Daveintexas: “Olaf, bend over and relax.”
.. Comment nr. 313. = Ye Olde Switcheroo
:D ;) :P

I don’t like to brag, but I fisted a guy called Dave..
Two-handedly!

Lauraw, you sound like true, fun-loving Mama Grizzly! You betcha ;) :D

323. lauraw - December 23, 2010

Olafm, I’ve come to chew gum and kick ass.

And I’m all out of ass.

*hands out sticks of Big Red and Juicy Fruit to all*

324. daveintexas - December 23, 2010

Well Olaf, where I come from that’s braggin.

Don’t make me hold you responsible for your half-truths and ‘courageous’ remarks. I’m not the internet police.

I’m the internet puppeteer.

325. wiserbud - December 23, 2010

I think Leif was just treating us to a medley of American advertising slogans, or something like it.

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddlesome kids and their annoying dog!

326. Count Olaf - December 23, 2010

Lauraw, I don’t think your type of funny has reached Europe yet .. At least I don’t get it.
:D ;) :P + :)

Lonestar papaw Davie, whatcha mean ’bout half-truths? I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nuttin’ but the truth…so help me God, y’all. ;)

327. lauraw - December 23, 2010

328. Chris Allys - December 23, 2010

if denmark is so amazing, why do people worship foggie ramssmmusssen that commie tosser with the bulging eyes, look of consipation and too much straining at potty time giving him a severe bout of piles. Oh foggie, I am nearly dying of thirst, but here, have the last dropplet of water i can afford since you raped my pay packet of 65 percent of my income and then charge me 2 grand for my electric bill that accounts for my one light bulb that barely glows at night. No foggie, take the water dropplet, I know that nana the dane needs it so she can summon the energy to buy another gucci handbag with her DSS hand outs. Dont worry foggie, I wont be buying food abroad and smuggling it in just so i have something edible to eat, NO, I will continue to shop at all the shite “stores” here that even the flea bitten russians would be proud of along the mongolian border. foggie your wisdom and genius makes us all stay at home since we cant afford to go out and why would we when we all believe your little red book and have no brain cells to actually conduct a semblance of “conversation”. Well done keep telling the brain washed commies here that we are the best in the world, that our beer isnt just gassy shite that I wouldnt touch if I was on fire, just keep telling everyone how wonderful life is here and strike down anyone who may say otherwise.

329. daveintexas - December 23, 2010

I see that hand in the back. You sir!

330. Comrade Olaf - December 23, 2010

Hahah! Mr. Texas ranger – you did good! That was a good one. Especially funny, because I have been quite active on this comment board. I admire you, because you’re an all American risk-taker. What if I had chosen not to comment? – But I did, and now it’s all worth it! You did good. USA, USA!

Chrys Allys – I was so baffled when I red your comment, that I dropped all of my rye bread with pickled herring on my grey, government mandated sweater! But don’t worry, you don’t even have to apologize, I’ll just make my comrade(girlfriend) clean it up. Hopefully, I won’t have to purchase a new one, you see, some pervert has raped my pay packet!

331. Michael - December 23, 2010

Olaf, isn’t Rasmussen a conservative (by Danish standards)? I could not figure out why Chris was calling him a commie.

By the way, I think the Danish government will also allow a brown sweater.

Trust me, I’m a lawyer.

I’m also a Lutheran, so you know I’m a serious person. Not some Baptist idiot like Dave.

332. skinbad - December 23, 2010

*hands lauraw more ass*

333. lauraw - December 23, 2010

FWIW, I am a true-blue Conservative American female, and I fucking love pickled herring on rye bread. With the crunchy onions.

OH MY YES I DO LOVES IT.

Thank you, skinbad. I needed that.

KISS MY NEWLY SUPPLEMENTED HERRING-EATING AMERICAN ASS YOU EURO-WANKERS!

334. Lipstick - December 23, 2010

Olaf is cracking me up.

335. Lipstick - December 23, 2010

I am a true-blue Conservative American female, and I fucking love pickled herring on rye bread. With the crunchy onions.

*Makes note that when we meet I should just go for the handshake instead of the awkward, pungent hug.

336. lauraw - December 23, 2010

well, not every day
sheesh

*cups palm over mouth, does the breathe-and-sniff test*

faaaaack
okay I don’t blame ya

337. Commonly accepted as Olaf - December 23, 2010

Michael, you’re right. But Fogh Rasmussen was offered a better job in Bruxelles(NATO) – So for the time being, we have this substitute prime minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen.. Who is a complete doof!
Before Fogh Rasmussen left Denmark, his party(Venstre) had and still has almost the same political line, as the party who call themselves conservatives. Some of the views he had in his younger days, were rather different though.

Actually, my grandfather was a communist .. But only because that was the standard at the slaughterhouse, where he worked.

And I think you’re right Micheal – in your hypothesis about brown sweaters .. but surely, a beige sweater WILL get you incarcerated!

Lauraw, some Scandinavians might regard ‘crunchy onions’ on the herring, to be a bit .. Highbrow meets fancy-pants. Hahah, not true. But you should try putting sliced, hard-boiled egg on the herring!
EUROWANKERS = Olaf
A common European identity only exists in the minds of Americans .. Is that prejudice?
I can’t tell anymore.

338. daveintexas - December 23, 2010

I have two Foghat albums.

Vinyl!

339. Lipstick - December 23, 2010

EUROWANKERS = Olaf
A common European identity only exists in the minds of Americans .. Is that prejudice?
I can’t tell anymore.

Laura was raising her middle finger at all of us earlier, so consider that to be “including you in the club”.

340. Lipstick - December 23, 2010

Oh she’s nice the rest of the year, but come Christmas time, all bets are off.
;)

341. Lipstick - December 23, 2010

Dave, you’re such a goof.

342. Michael - December 23, 2010

but surely, a beige sweater WILL get you incarcerated!

Of course. And the prison guards will look away when you are raped in the shower room. You will just be getting what you deserve.

343. daveintexas - December 23, 2010

>> Dave, you’re such a goof.

Wanna fight about it?

344. Lipstick - December 23, 2010

Why would I want to fight?

345. daveintexas - December 23, 2010

*burp* WHY NOT?

346. daveintexas - December 23, 2010
347. Lipstick - December 23, 2010

“Do you mind if we dance wif your dates?”

348. daveintexas - December 23, 2010

Why, no.

349. Lipstick - December 23, 2010

Shoo-bee-doo-wah

350. daveintexas - December 23, 2010

Shamalama, shamalama ding-dong

351. Michael - December 23, 2010

Did you ever notice that you get a much more generous pour in your drink in a black R&B joint, compared to a white place?

I wonder how many other ways black people are living a better life.

352. Retired Geezer - December 24, 2010

Extra Optical Inch?

353. Mr Mouse - December 24, 2010

Ready guys, I’ll count you all in….1…..2……3!
“DENMARK…BEST IN THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!”

354. wiserbud - December 24, 2010

I wonder how many other ways black people are living a better life.

They never have to spend a penny at the tanning salon.

355. geoff - December 24, 2010

A common European identity only exists in the minds of Americans .. Is that prejudice?

If a common European identity didn’t exist in the minds of Americans, it would have been necessary to invent it.

356. Oluf, æ'ou. - December 24, 2010

^
Geoff, why is that?

Me: “Løkke Rasmussen.. Who is a complete doof!”
Lipstick: “Dave, you’re such a goof.”
– Haha, I wasn’t aware.. that users of the word ‘doof’ are in fact prone to be doofs.
Btw. Lauraw seems like the maverick of your posse.. the lone wolf. Aggressive, hostile, dangerous – due to her time in solitude.
45 min. anthropology lecture finally paid off!

Michael, dead homies are usually also better hydrated if the’re black.

357. lauraw - December 25, 2010

SOMETIMES CAPITAL LETTERS MAKE US SEEM HOSTILE

OTHER TIMES IT JUST MEANS THE RADIO IS ON TOO LOUD

358. lauraw - December 25, 2010

Honey, does my butt look fat in this punctuation?

359. Dave in Texas - December 25, 2010

Nooooooo.. you look gooD.

360. Retired Geezer - December 25, 2010

Aggressive, hostile, dangerous – due to her time in solitude.

It’s probably that her ankle monitor is chafing her. She is retaining water and it makes her feet swell.

NTTAWWT

361. LQHR - January 25, 2011

hehe i really should have kept an eye on this topic :D a lot has happened :)

first off, someone wrote that we slaughter dolphins in Denmark, i think they kill whales in the faroe-islands, but thats not even dolphins.

last and not least, can this topic get anymore off topic … ? :)

362. OMFGatroller - February 4, 2011

Omfg you most be gay. Hope you will end up in hell fucking faggot.

363. Apple - February 5, 2011

There is nothin’ like a Dane,
Nothin’ in the world,
There is nothin’ you can name
That is anythin’ like a Dane!

Except Swedes.

364. UK boyo - February 11, 2011

I would have to strongly agree with the overall feeling here that Denmark is a racist country, if not the most I’ve ever been to. I base this on the fact on having worked here for almost 5 years now. I’m a white, western European, with dark hair. Not all but most Danes I’ve met are subtle about their racism against foreigners. I always have the constant feeling of being unwelcome. The exception to this it seems is when the Dane has been on the other end of the stick and has worked aboard. But your average, non travelling Dane it seems, is at heart racist to the core. However I wouldn’t agree with the comment about “As far as education is concerned Danes are extremely stupid people who don’t have any knowledge of politics or society and stuff”. From what I have experienced most are well educated and have a good grasp of those topics mentioned. 1 more year left here and then I can put this down to a bad memory! I always tell people how it is here when asked back home in the UK. My advice, take no shit off of them if your unlucky enough to have to come here!

365. Youtube Comments - February 11, 2011

Hey IB, quit imitating me.

366. Jcal - May 10, 2011

Racist Denmark has now fallen severely behind on its resident visas. When you call immigration, they do not even put you on hold or in a que..the message says the que is full call back some other time. There is no other time as its always this way. Its the standard customer service level in Denmark…none.

Coming from an advanced western country, the methods of the work force are at least 30 years behind any civilized society as Danes do not like change or working hard. So they have stuck to practices that have resulted in companies and jobs going elsewhere to find a labor force that is productive, modern and embraces change.

Yes they are very racist, unrefined and think that they can exist just fine in todays world with 5 million people unto themselves without any need to interact with the rest of the world for commerce or labor. In 10 years time they will not have enough skilled labor to sustain current levels or economic growth so companies will move elsewhere to find their needs.

My Danish husband and I have accepted jobs in my home country and we will leave in August. We will be paid more, have less tax burden and our everyday housing and life expenses will be less. We will be able to buy the heath care policies we WANT with the money we save and be happy to get the service not seen in the Danish heathcare system.

Stay away from Denmark it sucks!

367. Mitchell - May 24, 2011

More fuel for Denmark hatred.

368. OOps - May 25, 2011

@Jcal…. Omg!! you hit the nail right on the head. Everything you wrote is a true discription of Denmark…. I have lived in Denmark for many years. They are soooooo racist to the core… I’m white from one of the biggest western Cities in the world and the Danes have riped out my soul and thrown it on the rubbish dump. The Danes are only social when absolutely drunk…. They are the biggest spongers I have ever meet. A lot of them only have a social life if someone else is paying and if you have a bit of money they stick to your arse like glue and bad mouth you behind your back, so no one else gets a cut in on their treats. I am owed about 50.000kr from Danes that have borrowed from me in the last 6 years …. but none of them can pay it back. No less than 2 weeks ago, I went on an arranged minibreak with a Dane. At the last minute she backs out. ( once again no money) I end up paying for the hotel and mostly eveything else so the planned trip could go ahead…. The day after she brags to me she has just bought a brand new car… WTF!! It’s true, Stay away from Denmark. When you live here the first 6 months are great, cause the danes are in the stage of weighing you up…. After that you notice people don’t talk to much to you anymore, that’s because the bad mouthing stage has taken place, after that it will all be down hill and your soul will be distroyed.

369. Michael - May 25, 2011

The Danes are just like people in Connecticut.

370. lauraw - May 25, 2011

*eyes narrow*

371. BrewFan - May 25, 2011

trouble brewing

372. Anonymous - June 12, 2011

i am a dane… and i must say that some danes are arrogant, racist and rude. that doesn’t change the fact that i love denmark.

373. i'm so fucking happy i could shit rainbows - June 15, 2011

everyone has their ‘fails’? and bad habits, some times it’s just hard to look at yourself, realizing that you have them too.

yes, i’m referring to all countries.

Denmark isn’t the best country in the world, but same shit goes for U.S.A, Iraq, England or Sweeden or whatever…

374. lol - June 19, 2011

i think the most of you’ve missed the point of the question. “Do you hate DK?” – answer: “Yes.” or “No.” Can’t be that hard?

No. I don’t hate DK.

375. Cathy - June 19, 2011

i think the most of you’ve missed the point of the question.

I think you missed the point of this blog. Thread-jacking is encouraged.
Lighten up. It is not that hard. Give it a try.

Please come back and visit anytime.

376. Dave in Texas - June 19, 2011

Donna Karan?

377. ildm - June 22, 2011

i just read a whole thread about why god hates denmark and ITS NOT TRUE half the facts are not true and the other half are twisted they couldnt even get the flag right the took the finnish flag instead. Im twelve and have been living in denmark for three years and they are really nice people denmark is a lovely country and i think that haters should keep their oppinions to themselves because i got seriously hurt by that thread.

378. Cathy - June 22, 2011

ildm, is it wonderful that at age 12 you join our conversation. Kudos to you.

In America we have freedom of speech. We believe that having the ability to share views and opinions, whether we agree or not, is some of the very best of what America is. That is part of what REAL FREEDOM is. And most of what is said here in this thread is supposed to be poking fun or a joke.

Honestly, I’m happy to hear that you are enjoying your life in Denmark. I can respect your view and perspective even if I do not agree. I can also allow myself to read other comments from friends or people I don’t know and respect their right to speech, even if I think they are wrong, lying, or even being hateful.

Now about your accusation of ‘haters’ and you ‘getting seriously hurt.’ If you are actually seriously hurt by what you read here or truly believe that anyone here is a ‘hater,’ then I suggest you not visit… That is well within your power to do so. But simple, playful words on these webpages DO NOT have the power to hurt you. Maybe you are still too young or impressionable for this conversation.

Take care.

379. Jens Petersen - July 2, 2011

To all foreigners in Denmark, who don´t like Denmark and the danes, I say, GO HOME. Why will foreigners punish all danes for something only few people in Denmark have done of nasty things. Through the history, the danes always have been persecuted and hated like the jews by damn foreigners. All foreigners smells like shit and dirt. Go to hell with all foreigners!

380. lauraw - July 2, 2011

All foreigners smells like shit and dirt. Go to hell with all foreigners!

You would make a great ambassador.

381. Jens Petersen - July 3, 2011

Thank´s a lot, Lauraw. Sweden have a cartoonist, Lars Vilks. Nobody hates the swedish population for that. The Netherlands have a man, a so-called exstremist, Geert Wilders. Nobody hates the dutch population for that. Nobody hates the german population for Hitler. Why will foreigners judge a whole nation like Denmark, just because of few peoples crimes. I don´t unterstand it. My reaction against foreigners is not so bad in proportion to, what Denmark have been exposed to.

382. Michael - July 3, 2011

Nobody hates the swedish population for that.

We hate them because they eat lutfisk. That’s really sick. Just from that, you can tell that the Swedes are not even human. They should be exterminated. Nuke them from space. It’s the only way to be sure we get them all.

383. Michael - July 3, 2011

Hey wait, if we nuke the Swedes from space, we will lose a lot of blond women with large breasts.

. . .

OK, please ignore my earlier comment.

384. Jens Petersen - July 3, 2011

That´s fine, Michael! I´m glad to hear, that it´s not only the danes, who are hated. However, I can´t unterstand, that the whole world obviously hates the beatiful danish women, most of them blondes, just because of few people in Denmark, who have behaved badly.

385. Pupster - July 3, 2011

I like the Danish with my coffee.

386. Dave in Tëxas - July 3, 2011

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

See the løveli lakes

The wøndërful telephøne system

And mäni interesting furry animals

387. Michael - July 3, 2011

Jens, I have been to Denmark. You speak the truth — there are many blond Danish women with large breasts. Also, unlike Sweden, you make good cheese and beer. Please do not worry, we will not nuke you from space.

388. Cathy - July 3, 2011

*reads 379 ff*

*rolls eyes*

*smiles*

*nø cømmënt*

389. Anonymous - August 20, 2011

How can you say that you hate Denmark?? i mean its the people in the contry who can be jerks !!! not the contry… Ps like Denmark but its a little bit cold up here…;)

390. Leahburke_16@hotmail.com - September 9, 2011

DENMARK RULES!!! A lot of the crap is not true.. seriously, Denmark kicks ass. It has a lot of culture, history and stuff. I dont know why you hate it that much? Hvis der er nogen danskere der læser det her: De andre har bare pisse ondt i røven over at vi er sådan et godt land.. FARVEL! JEG SAGDE FARVEL ONDE MENNESKER DER HADER DANMARK! (Just so you know it; that was danish)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

– DENMARK ROCKS <3-

391. DENMARKRULES - September 9, 2011

DENMARK RULES!!! A lot of the crap is not true.. seriously, Denmark kicks ass. It has a lot of culture, history and stuff. I dont know why you hate it that much? Hvis der er nogen danskere der læser det her: De andre har bare pisse ondt i røven over at vi er sådan et godt land.. FARVEL! JEG SAGDE FARVEL ONDE MENNESKER DER HADER DANMARK! (Just so you know it; that was danish)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

– DENMARK ROCKS <3-

392. Annett - September 9, 2011

some of you are to be sick off!! just becouse you dont know the country and theres culture you hate them?? and yes many of us have blond hear … its how we look ?? should i hate the america people becouse you have brown hear?? and if you hate blonds when you should hate your own country to .. there also blonds in amarica there are blonds everywhere in the world, but im danish, im born in denmark, im 100 procent danish .. but i have brown hear … thats must be a chok for you!! I look more like the american people then no other in the whole world!! Im 18 years old I dont drink, I dont smoke, and im still the bad guy?? fear enough say what you want .. but dont talk about things you dont know enything about, becouse then you are no better then the man whos hate the country so much, but dont even know have its look like!!

393. geoff - September 9, 2011

It has a lot of culture, history and stuff.

Well, I am a huge fan of stuff…

394. geoff - September 9, 2011

I dont drink, I dont smoke

What do you do?

395. Retired Geezer - September 9, 2011

Trust me, I’ve seen Geoff’s stuff.

It ain’t pretty.

396. daveintexas - September 9, 2011

I am chokked

397. Tushar - September 9, 2011

Ain’t it cute when those Danes show up with their funny English? I want to pat them on the head and give them a cookie.

BTW – commenter 392 is named Annette and asks: and im still the bad guy?

A guy named Annette.

398. Lipstick - September 9, 2011

Annett, this post is a joke because nobody could hate Denmark. It’s just a joke to find the nicest people and pretend that they are not nice.

We really like Denmark,

399. Nanna - September 10, 2011

I’m just sayin, as a danish person,we’re awesome. I mean, we’ve got the most amazing scientists! Danish scientists have actually succeeded in breeding ultra-smart pigs. These pigs can walk, talk and even dress themself. W have a special word for them here- politikere.

400. A dane - September 25, 2011

WE HAVE GOOD BEER.
proud to live in a country like Denmark, even trough we are some filthy motherf*ckers. We like porn? who dosent? God? maybe.
Let’s drink and have sex in our free hell. Sounds like a good place for me.
CHEERS for the vikings and the queen!

401. Denmark ftw - September 25, 2011

This guy who made this, is just a fucking retard most of the stuff he is writing is not even true. I life in copenhagen denmark and i never move to a other country i feel blessed to life i denmark.

402. harrison - September 25, 2011

This guy who made this, is just a fucking retard…

That would be Michael.

403. Marie - September 29, 2011

Denmark is a great country. Most of the people aren’t extremely religious, but that is just because they have never felt the need to “find” God. If you aren’t brought up in a religious family, it’s highly unlikely that you will become religious, unless you‘re lost and feel the need to believe in something (if you live under poor conditions you may need to have faith; to believe that one day it will all get better). Now I’m not saying that every religious person is poor, or unhappy in some way, but a lot of the people I know turned to religion because their life was empty; they were missing something. Danish people are happy people, they aren’t missing anything in their lives; they’re just enjoying life :)

404. Doug - October 12, 2011

Well, I live in Denmark and I feel more than just great about living in Denmark! :-)
I think it’s a fantastic country, with different sight of things and free discussion.
The Danes are very extroverted and has a very special humor.
I would rather prefer to live in Denmark than my native country, because in Denmark people are far more relaxed than most other countries.

405. Ekon - October 12, 2011

Danmark är ett bra land :)

406. Lipstick - October 12, 2011

I’ll tell you one thing, in Denmark the water that comes out of the tap is 100% delicious. I’m a bottled water drinker and if someone would bottle Denmark tap water I’d be all over that like a Viking!

407. daveintexas - October 12, 2011

IT’S BRA LAND?

this is new and exciting information

408. BrewFan - October 13, 2011

I googled ‘Denmark Bra’ and the results are in…more reasons to hate Denmark…

http://tinyurl.com/3kpu5kg

409. Lipstick - October 13, 2011

Tuberg and Carlsberg. I rest my case, spelling errors aside.

410. daveintexas - October 13, 2011

Is that what you named em?

411. Lipstick - October 14, 2011

*swats Dave with a rolled up newspaper*

412. daveintexas - October 15, 2011

It was a perfectly reasonable question

413. Retired Geezer - October 15, 2011

*swats Dave with a rolled up newspaper* with a rebar center*

FIFY

414. daveintexas - October 15, 2011

Stop piling on farthead.

415. Anonymous - November 6, 2011

I’m hungry O_O

416. Anonymous the II - November 22, 2011

soon, young troll, soon someone will walk into this trap…. hopefully

damn, had a good laugh over this

417. geoff - November 22, 2011

I’m a bottled water drinker and if someone would bottle Denmark tap water I’d be all over that like a Viking!

*Rues missed opportunity to sell Denmark Tap Water in a Bottle costumes for Halloween”

418. Noname - December 2, 2011

OMG! I just read this blog and i am danish!. I just google why there is so many that hate us and that is just because (Sorry if theres many fails) they misunderstand. Whe are not arrangant and racist. Whe just have a dark humor. Whe do not meen any harm and of cause there is many danish idiots but that cannot be avoid . Whe have the right to speek up but that dosent meen that whe shout all over the place. Hallo try to look at yourself there is also many idiots in other countrys like american..and china, japanese… and etc

419. J - December 29, 2011

The guy seems to live in Denmark. The language on the Facebook picture where he shows Anders Graversens picture is Danish.

420. buy traffic - January 7, 2012

Wow, superb weblog format! How long have you ever been running a blog for? you make blogging look easy. The total look of your site is fantastic, as neatly as the content!

421. Michael - January 7, 2012

Dear Buy Traffic,

I have been running this site since April of 2006. Thank you for your kind remarks about the “total look” of this site. You are the first person to recognize the countless hours that I have invested in developing our “total look.”

Did you notice that almost all the pictures are centered?

422. Tushar - January 7, 2012

After battling moths, Michael is now talking to spambots.
Great.

423. Michael - January 7, 2012

During this morning’s Moth Search and Destroy Mission, I only found and killed two moths with the Dishtowel of Death™. That is a trivial body count, given the mayhem that has been going on since last November. It looks like the war of attrition is over, and I’m just mopping up the stragglers.

I hate to admit it, but I’m going to miss those little bastards.

424. Lipstick - January 7, 2012

hahahaha, the pictures are centered, so all is right with the world.

*waiting for my mustard topped pork chops to cook*

425. Retired Geezer - January 8, 2012

How long have you ever been running a blog for?

Even in Idaho, we know not to end a sentence with a preposition after.

426. Retired Geezer - January 8, 2012

It’s probably OK in Texas though.

427. daveintexas - January 8, 2012

It’s something we put up with.

428. mit sex geld verdienen - January 10, 2012

mit sex geld verdienen…

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430. Michael - January 12, 2012

My German is real rusty, but I’m pretty sure the link at #428 means “earn money with sex.”

Just thought I would let you know, in case you need a little cash.

431. lauraw - January 12, 2012

Cool, thx man.

432. skinbad - January 12, 2012

I thought “mit sex” was Newt’s new attack ad.

433. geoff - January 12, 2012

I knew it couldn’t have anything to do with my alma mater.

434. Ron Paul - January 12, 2012

Making gold with sex?

Finally!

435. Theresa - March 15, 2012

I just read this whole thread and thought it would be a shame to leave it in silence now…
Have a look at this, please.

436. Anonymous - April 11, 2012

Oh my fucking god! You guys don’t know a fucking shit about this country!! So What about shutting your fuckin fucks up, But old people in Denmark is little damn racist… Lol and you know What I don’t like Afghanistan, you ask me why? Answer: theres a fuckin War down there, that has nothin to do with their skin colour = no racism invovled. Well, the point is that Denmark is a really proud country. Stop hating

437. Michael - April 11, 2012

Oh my fucking god! You guys don’t know a fucking shit about this country!!

I wrote the post, and I’ve actually been to Denmark. I liked it.

So What about shutting your fuckin fucks up,

Apparently this is the beginning of a Socratic dialogue. Please come back and teach me more.

438. Theresa - April 12, 2012

When did Denmark become proud? *cough*

439. BrewFan - April 12, 2012
440. Theresa - April 12, 2012

Ha ha ha. Wait, is that a joke?

441. Michael - April 12, 2012

This thread is five years old, and people still are discussing the merits of Denmark.

DENMARK!!!

The Danes are slightly more important than Liechtenstein.

442. Michael - April 12, 2012

I mean, if we declared war on Denmark, I’m pretty sure that the Oklahoma National Guard could do the job.

443. Michael - April 12, 2012

A war against Denmark would be a waste of money in any case. You need to take Norway if you want that North Sea oil booty.

Which is also a waste of money. Canada is right next door with huge oil shale reserves. We can take Canada without even having to refuel our tanks. I read somewhere that about 90% of Canadians live within 50 miles of the U.S. border.

444. Lipstick - April 12, 2012

Michael, you insult the Oklahoma National Guard.

445. Michael - April 12, 2012

When you live in Texas, insulting Oklahoma is obligatory.

446. Anonymous - April 14, 2012

This crowd is nuts. One part is nazi-racist, and one par hate a country they´ve never been to. I´m from Denmark, an I hate it. It´s a OK country I guess, but you automaticlly get labeled either a racist, homophobic, redneck pig or a ignorant person who agrees with Bush. Don´t know wich is worst…

447. Anonymous - April 14, 2012

Porn,Beer,Steaks,Cigarettes,Office supplies, we got it all bitch.By the way, how in the name of the devils holy balls do you make smileys? It´s god damn fucking annoying that i cant do it. I´m not a troll, just a bit, you know, pissed

448. Retired Geezer - April 14, 2012

…a ignorant person who agrees with Bush.

Bush… Wasn’t he President before this one?
When do we get to blame him?

449. geoff - April 14, 2012

Porn,Beer,Steaks,Cigarettes,Office supplies, we got it all bitch.

Denmark is a supermarket?

450. lauraw - April 14, 2012

If they also sell wool ponchos, handmade soap, and great big blocks of local cheddar, they could graduate to General Store.

*crosses fingers*

451. geoff - April 14, 2012

Aim high, Denmark!!

452. Michael - April 14, 2012

Porn,Beer,Steaks,Cigarettes,Office supplies, we got it all bitch.

Denmark has porn?

*scratches head*

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Danish porn. Might be good. Plump blonde women can be kinda sexy.

453. Michael - April 14, 2012

I’ve seen German porn. I’ll bet that Danish porn is pretty similar. Some plump blonde woman is yelling “ja ja ja!!!” during the act.

454. aktm1407 - April 18, 2012

Okay listen up! I’m a 14 year old boy from denmark, im an atheist and fyi my english isnt the best. I just wanted to say that those 10 reasons are ALL BULLSH*T! firstable that is not the danish flag. here we go: The danish word for rapist ISNT viking, it is voldtægtsmand. next up, in Denmark you cant be named rasmussen, our prime minister is called Helle Thorning Smith and the guy you are talking about who cheated in tour de france is called Michael Rasmussen and didnt cheat, his team fired him because he lied about a trip before the tour. Hans Christian Andersen has NOTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER, Hans Christian Andersen died about 100 years ago and didnt make any stories about rape. And how on earth do you know that Satan’s native language is actually Danish?! now to number six, The danes did not create Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump in SWEDISH) “Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children!” ehh where on earth did you get that information from? that is so wrong, and s illegal to do in Denmark! .. the rape part. I agree that the danish taxes are maybe the highest on earth.

455. Michael - April 18, 2012

The danes did not create Pippi Longstocking

No shit? I never knew who created Pippi, but I will exclude the Danes.

I agree that the danish taxes are maybe the highest on earth.

That is the one intelligent remark in that comment.

456. AwesomeGuy - April 25, 2012

Danish porn is great. It´s nothing like german where it´s all waaay too kinky, something with carrots and Jell-O all over. Besides what I ment was Denmark was the first country to legalise it. Yay us.

457. Grue - May 9, 2012

aktm1407

You do know, that we celebrated H. C. Andersens 200th year birthday, a couple of years ago…
Maybe you should check up on your facts before posting them online.

I will not comment on the rest of your post.

But great commenting everybody, I have had a lot of good laughs.

458. skinbad - May 10, 2012

too kinky, something with carrots and Jell-O

It’s like Lutheran Fantasy Island.

459. geoff - June 14, 2012

Two nasty racist comments put into the “pending” queue – if no one objects, I’ll delete them tomorrow.

460. BrewFan - June 14, 2012

I sent them to the spam bucket in case they comment again.

461. Retired Geezer - June 14, 2012

I’m happy that someone had the foresight to make the comments subject to approval.

462. nizar nizar Sabini - October 6, 2012

Very good


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