a fat naked woman with greased thighs July 9, 2007
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I’m just writing this post so I can giggle at the Recent Comments list.
Thanks for the idea, Geezer.
-lauraw
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I’m just writing this post so I can giggle at the Recent Comments list.
Thanks for the idea, Geezer.
-lauraw
Lauraw,
I must commend you on your vivid imagination.
**shudders**
this is crazy
Wow, great minds think alike. I just emailed a couple of the more demented IB dudes with *my* idea for a similar post.
My suggestion;
“I Just Got a Great Hummer”
Mwa ha ha haa
It can get worse.
it will get worse
Yum
Yummier
Hey bacon,
How’d you get here before me?
Biotch!
where’s the party?
scrub that outta ya head
amateur punks
Yeah baby.
Biotch!
Indeed.
picnic!
heh.
nacho mama!
talent, natural, or refined ability
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/127430.html
moderately NSFW
I believe we have created a whole new literary genre here.
grease me up
Hey, what are you looking at?
didn’t know you rolled that way
True story.
You guys are killing me
Brain cleanser.
you too?
goodness.
Some guys just don’t know how to seize an opportunity.
Stop pickin’ on me!
You guys are so juvenile.
dammit.
But he shaved it using hand lotion.
True Story.
He does brag on that smoker.
Sweat baby!
with Dijon mustard
Who’s using my name?
Suckas gonna diiiiiieee!
It enhances the experience.
with hot sauce from Belize — Marie Sharp’s!
Hi guys! How is everyone today?
oh … crap …
Found in dark, moist places.
Slip slidin away..
And into the spam bucket.
hi Lipstick
Do I smell — love?
She’s so earthy.
banzai!
Ululululululululu!
when this is all played out, you guys have to own up to your creations. Funny, funny stuff. I’m dying.
-lauraw
mommy!
I’m just a cook.
That’s one small step for Man, one giant le—{slips on greased thigh}
Hey, leave me out of this.
Sick bastards.
Thought I was dead, didn’t ya?
Lunch!
Someday I’ll quit this job in Reno.
no, sorry, it’s just a pimple
Well… maybe not.
I have retur—-who’s frying baloney?!
That’s not what I meant by “landing strip!”
Sorry, I’m a little off course.
Holy Crap!
Who was that?
what is less disgusting, a fat naked woman with greased thighs or your bathroom after compos has visited?
It only stings for a moment.
Wasn’t me.
Hey, stop that!
No!
Yes!
Ooh!
It gets most of the lint.
Am I needed here?
Lucky Numbers 85 24 61 69
Don’t even ask.
For God’s sake, somebody throw him a rope!
Gotta go pick up FB at the airport for a 3 hour layover.
Sorry to miss all the fun.
Pope out.
A virgin is a virgin.
She is a virgin, right?
Ah, what the hell.
It is our Manifest Dest—who ate all the damned Funions?!
He’s smarter than Brewfan
We need a bigger boat.
The eyes!
Oh shit, thats not the eyes!!!
Wow, Dorothy’s changed.
I see fat people. (with greased thighs)
*sniff*
THIS ISN’T TARTAR SAUCE.
Damn!
Wonders what all the fuss is about.
We don’t call em corn fed for nothin’.
It is my karma that I lost my sherpa in the smegma.
I should hope so.
Gotta have some standards.
I thought I saw spiders!
better than sofa
Your chocolate is in my peanut butter!
Wait a minute.
What are you guys doing with my wife?
I hear it’s good for wrinkles
Didjaeverwonder why Crisco is so slippe—-{breaks hip}
That is so no me.
No way I’m getting blamed for that one.
Once again in english — It wasn’t me!
SHUT THE DOOR!
SHUT THE DOOR!
hey, any port in a storm, ya know?
And what’s the deal with cellulite? Discount mobile phone service? I mean, what’s up with tha—MY turkeyleg! MINE! BACK! BACK, BEAST!
I hate it when my friends catch me on a moped, too.
he’s very flexible
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad.
True story.
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20070708:beauty_queen_blackmailed
then goes to layover with Flyin’ Brian? WTF?
I’m pretty sure this whole thread is regression.
and she *loves* it.
pretty sure you’re right geoff
I don’t want to get mud on my truck.
and runs out of lead in his pencil.
and vows to post at Ace’s again and never return here.
Finally.
Ho Ho Ho
This would be worse, wouldn’t it?
Worse
It’s the ocean in the motion!
Not so bad…
Jes’ mindin’ my own bidness, and then I see this.
geoff
Not my mommy you sicko’s!
mommy?
What did you expect?
-Rosie
Hey Deb,
I’ve been here for a while. What took you so long?
We’ve got room for you right here — between us.
Hey! This ain’t Nip/Tuck!
Hey, beats the hell out of Bette Midler
Hey,
I’m back!
Deb, when did you get here?
And Rosie, you look hot in those lederhosen!
is there even a number that high?
Oh my god not again.
I’m not good at this stuff, but LW is right, this is some funny shit.
At least I’m not releasing any carbon emissions.
and holds *Live Girth* concert
She laughs when we hear that little popping sound.
Says he doesn’t need her. He has Jeri.
then stays very, very quiet so we don’t use his name. Tactic does not work.
interesting
they hurt less that way.
Dirty job!
yuk. pewk.
Now I’ve lost my appetite. Oh wait…I already had my dinner!
grrr…I’m a moron!
below minimum wage
And enoys it much more than is sanely possible.
And brings you a Pim’s and tonic afterwards.
paddywack
admit it.
Experience it baby!
As sung by Daffy Duck
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
*bing bong*
I did not have sex with that particular fold on that woman.
Who’s got a handi-wipe?
This is silly bawdy stuff — but I’m amused.
Somebody got some flour?
Valerie! Valerah!
Valer ah ah ah ah ah ah…
Busted! Buddy!
Over heeeeeeere!
we’re so retarded.
I love it.
But I’m having huuuge fun!
it puts the lotion on its ski—-{slips, falls down well}
Hmmmm……
For your own safety!
He needs a bigger floatie
My mother would totaly crushes on Mike Rowe, and if she found him on that broad, my life would be unliveable for about *checks watch* eternity.
had to reset, I’m too flighty to act otherwise.
She plans to get off at every port.
this doesn’t make any sense to me but it will look good.
but that’s just because he cares.
He was lonely
Experts predict he will slide further down.
Slip slidin’ away…
Slip slidin’ away…
The nearer your destination
the more ya slip slidin away…
well, ya know, if a woodchuck could, ya know, actually chuck wood and junk.
He does not want to lose traction like McCain.
He’s a healer.
F-AT CURRENCY!
Gives away her position on same sex marriage
Any statements that seem contradictory on that point were manufactured by the Republican smear machine.
P.I.M.P.
Intensity.
Two Americas.
Mmmmmm, greased cankles…….
Matt Damon!
Now we know why.
I love you burka
The immigration bill was the last straw.
I mean, it isn’t like he signed on for all those freakin’ kids.
Have you seen my keys?
It can’t be stopped
I like Rosie’s big arse. She’s a whole lot of woman.
Where’s Angus? I think she crushed the little tosser.
Wax on! Wax off!
Here, use my razor.
I’m in ur bedz
dying on ur thighz
on a fat naked woman with greased thighs, ad infinitum.
John Edwards gets his taint waxed by Cristano - July 9, 2007
That made me laugh out loud at work. The new guy in the next cubicle got a little scared, I think. Way to go, Cuffy!
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I told her she could have one of my hash browns.
And Michael’s jealous…
^
Just for you, Brew.
Just picking up this thread again so all the new readers can see the kind of rigorous cranial activity that normally goes on in here.
lol
Home Run!
Jeez, I just read this entire thread again and nearly died laughing.
Hope someone can think up another fun headline with which to exploit the ‘recent comments’ column. I’m drawing a blank now.
grate laffs heer
Damn you! Damn you!
I still haven’t found another good title yet.
Winston fails a “sketch the pirate” art school mail-in test
it’s been too long since we did this…
Hi everybody! What’s so funny?
Lipstick, you have to read the “Search Engine Hits” thread to get this.
I was just making a little joke.
Howdy folks,
I have no idea what this thread is about but heres a video that i think fits:
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1111379312&fr=yfp-t-471
Or not.
Did you check out the post at the top, Amish? I can’t believe you missed this thread.
You could have added some quality filth to the mix.
Have I been here before?
Tomorrow I’m making soup.
Tomorrow I’m making soup.
Thanks for the heads up. We’ll probably see something about it on CNN later tonight.
It’s the last gardening week of the season up there.
You have to respect that.
Just ponder it.
In color.
just sayin….
The maid is going to hate me.
For today’s lunch: chicken cultet parm w/ziti
Thats a spicy meata-ball! Love ya, big guy
dammit.
It’s like a really warm trampoline that you pour leftovers into.
The humidity is just right.
What does this mean?
Rommel, you magnificient bastard! I read your boo — {trips over Costco size Crisco can}
it’s almost like he’s back to his pre-op days.
mother?
Just a warning, that’s not chili.
Someone check the folds!
About all he can handle
Hunchbacks are irresistible!
Good night and good luck!
It’s hawt.
Nipples are awesome.
I’m really quite hungry.
Welcome to IB, Megan.
Hi
*cackle*
Headlines From The Future: November 29th, 2007
don’t think about it
don’t think about it
just chew
I was aroused too.
Hold the cheese and the mayo, extra gravy
You have no idea how hard this is.
takes effort, that’s true
Mo9ney for nothin’, and your chicks for free.
How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan?
1-AA
Concealed Carry
smores!
but it’s the pelvic thrust, that’ll drive you insaya yayayayyaaaaane
John Madden would not approve
it’s not really a painting, she had a side of beef and rolled over on it
Not as easy as it sounds
They used dead fish as fertilizer.
I don’t know what that means.
Dude, where’s my stuffing?
mmmm… turducken
Any food that begins with ‘turd’ has to be good.
mmmm… turducken
your gonna need something to wash that turducken down with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UlAqjUu_TA&feature=related
Ive heard that there is a fortune to be made selling sperm to sperm banks. And since those finicky bastards at the sperm bank hung up on me when i asked if i could just bring in one of the sheets off of my bed as a deposit, ive decided to start my own business in my home.
Its the American way.
Well I’ll Be!
With his teeth!
gang bang
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Metatron190/Other/scary.gif
Nub Nub
-hey.
Where did the little pants made of bread go?
I don’t think it’s fair to call it premature if I’ve been thinking about it all day.
It looks like a…SWEET JESUS.
It seems to be attached somehow but that doesn’t mean much here.
It’s like a butter sauce.
Dave was here.
it’s all about the lubrication
and it feel goooood.
He screamed into his pillow.
Where should I stub this out, darlin’?
Where should I stub this out, darlin?
I couldn’t stop myself.
Bath day.
Dash away all!
^ Very Clever.
*Gives Cuffy a high five*
She’s more comfortable than the sofa, and I have places to file stacks of papers.
Fa la la la la la, la la la laaa
Put your finger there while I tie the bow…NO, NOT THERE EWWW
A cookie? Uh, no thanks.
THAT’S NOT A SQUIRREL.
ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION.
GAAAAHHH
Yeah, but who doesn’t, this time of year?
You’re once….twice…three times a WHOOPS!..{slips and breaks hip}
It’s like a TOITLE!
/costanza
*feelin’ good*
yes. homemade tortillas are in fact, code words.
shaken, not stirred
Happy Holidaze
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i288/lauraww/condi.jpg
Sandy still have the hots for Condi? He hasn’t mentioned it in a long time.
hmmmm!
There arose such a clatter!
Damn.
But no, I don’t have a crush on Condi any more. I’ve moved on.
At least, that’s what I keep telling myself, day after day, hour after hour…
Being hung like a chihuahua has its benefits.
oh hell no I can’t watch this.
Funny. This usually perks me right up. sigh
RON PAUL!
34….35….36….37….38….39…..40
Hold on babe, I gotta rest between sets.
They’re all in on it….Lipstick, Michael, Dave in Texas…all of them.
Stop rolling your eyes at me and LISTEN.
To Huckle-bee or not to Huckle-bee… that is the question.
I blame the dog
First in the Nation! I’m casting my ballot for Oba—{slips on a slick of bacon fat}
Hope you and Cathy are enjoying your vacation. 41 days until mine. Not that I’m counting…
http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yourfatqa4.jpg
Good thing you don’t live up here!
Comedies are the best because when she laughs, it’s like being on a vibrating bed.
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Lady, can I touch your pee-pee?
She weighs four score and seven tons
W.I.W.T.
Curse you, woman…curse you woman…..ohhhh
She loves it when I whisper them in her ear.
haven’t see him in a while
It’s just an unfortunately-shaped mole, anyway.
wee!
u r shud be 2
Basically, you start by sauteeing some leeks…
Erin go BARF!
/1983madmagazine
OBAMA!
Grand Marnier
Where ya been hunchback?
And where the hell are Mr Minority and Sandy Berger for that matter?
that was me goofing on Laura.
Damn. I hate being fooled by sock puppets. Thats my shtick.
Sorry guys, the shop has been keeping me very busy. Figures, right when I want to sell it.
Dave, you should see these crazy amps I took in yesterday. One is a small Kustom thingy with like, squishy, shiny, diner-booth upholstery installed on the outside of the cabinet. Looks like the old seats in my mom’s Ford Fairlane 500.
And then there’s this other big one, weighs 105 lbs., the cover says ‘Orange’ on the front of it. I pulled the cover up a bit and the cabinet is actually orange.
Also took in yesterday: Barry Bonds autographed bat with crystal case; Dick Butkus autographed helmet with case; a Bradshaw/ Long autographed football with case; a sword in a frame, a fake rifle in a frame; the keyboard & supporting electronics from a Leslie Hammond organ (that one’s going to the Philippines, kaching!)….
That is how the last couple-three weeks have been going for me. Well, plus all the special Easter kielbasas that had to get flown around the country last week.
Gonna go make myself some eggs now and get crackalackin’ on the stuff that didn’t get finished yesterday.
If I don’t see ya, have a great day peeps.
Orange is a brand, used to be a Brit company, not sure now. They’ve been around since the 60s. I know Jimmy Page has used them from time to time.
Looks exactly like the big one in this pic.
http://www.orangeamps.com/cabinets/
Should really get in the habit of keeping a camera at work.
Never played one, they have a good reputation.
There’s room for one more on here.
At least.
kinda slippery here
Money in the bank.
Git-a-long! Little Lady!
too slippery
*HAAAACK* *COUGH, COUGH*
*WHHEEEZZE*
*SNRT, SNORT*
*HWUUURKK, PTOOIE*
OK.
Let’s get this rodeo started, Ma’am….
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