Vote For Rory! July 15, 2007
Posted by Michael in Food.trackback
Rory and Amy are the two finalists to be the Next Food Network Star, and now, after brutal eliminations, it’s up to the public to decide who wins.
Mrs. Michael and I are actually in agreement on this.
After reviewing this competition, Mrs. Michael says:
Rory had much better food, by far the best presentation, and this along with superior poise, stage personality, and a charming smile.
Michael says:
Um, yeah, and Rory is a hot blond with really impressive hooters, and she’s not shy about showing some cleavage. Plus, she has a disturbingly large mouth. Plus, she lives in Texas, and that just naturally makes her hotter.¹
OK, that picture does not really do justice to her bodacious hooters, but that’s the only one I could find. Still, you can see what I mean about the mouth.
¹Rory is also the only finalist with a culinary degree. Like Son Michael, she graduated from the Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park, New York, America’s most prestigious culinary school. She knows her stuff.
This competition has been brutal on these folks, but Rory has really stuck it out, taken criticism from the judges, and grown.
The other finalist, Amy, has had some successes, but has mentioned her culinary training in France in ways that sounded snooty to me. This was criticized several times by the judges. Amy didn’t graduate from a culinary program or have to complete the rigorous training that these folks are put through.
During the entire competition, Rory never touted her culinary degree even though the Culinary Institute is rated as one of the best culinary schools in the world let alone the United States. Rory is a class act and much more than just a pretty face or.. nice body.
Rory is a class act and much more than just a pretty face or.. nice body.
Uh huh. But Rory is awesome in the boobalicious zone. Just sayin’.
Obviously, her academic credentials are the important thing.
Yep. That’s Robin Zander of Cheap Trick, alright.
On the other hand, Amy seems to be the ultimate MILF, so she’s got that going for her.
Plus, she’s a really good cook.
These decisions are hard for me.
Mrs. Michael & Michael, Rory’s been in a reality show before, check out Rory at CMT Popularity Contest Reality Show
Is it just me, or do some of these reality tv folks do nothing but appear on other reality shows? I mean, Rob & Amber have been on about 16 other reality shows. And then some of the other losers appear on other shows as well.
This makes me glad all I watch on TV now is sports, the history channel and spongebob with my daughter.
I usually go to sleep but my dad always watches Spongebob.
I just watched an episode where they had them do an Iron Chef America battle and the ingredient was striped bass. The first thing Rory said was “I’ve never worked with striped bass”. How the hell can she be a cook in Texas and not work with striped bass? She probably lives in Austin.
Not seeing the option of voting for a magical rat chef, I voted for the alleged boobs. I’m taking Michael’s word for it.
she has stringy hair.
Does she tie her hair back while working? I should hope so. Chefs with long hair make me nervous.
I’m sayin. All the presentation in the world ain’t gonna get me over a hair lounging around in the pasta.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/naked_town;_ylt=AmfdA6ftd7X.rNk0S8Xpzb.s0NUE
She probably lives in Austin.
Hey, we resemble that remark!
Ok, I admit, Austin is the most liberal city in Texas, but it does have hot women and great live music.
Oh, and her “attributes” makes up for her stringy hair IMHO.
You know it’s bad when they are considering an emergency ordinance.
an emergency ordinance banning nudity in some parts of town Tuesday.
I’ll bet my city council considered something like that when I cut the grass in my emerald green thong.
Michael: So your son was part of the CIA? Interesting.
(Psssst: let me know if he needs help infiltrating Taliban “cooks”.)
On the other hand, Amy seems to be the ultimate MILF, so she’s got that going for her.
Why do I get the feeling that revoking his parafin priveledges is now on the table, since it’s my guess, that the drawbacks previously mentioned might not be much of a concern at the moment.
Patty Ann (re #5)
I checked out that popularity show — and I don’t think thart Rory is the same gal. I may be wrong — but the face is not the same — at least not what I was seeing the past 5-6 weeks on the Food Network.
btw — you can vote each day until and including Tuesday.
Dave — Rory usually pulls her hair back when she cooks. And when she was at the CIA — she not only had to pull her hair in a bun or whatever — she also had to wear a toque to keep it from getting in the food. Food safety is one of the first courses you take and they scare you to death with the stories of contamination, etc.
When she appeared with Rachel Ray — she wore her hair down — but Rachel also had her hair down too. But Jag — the guy who got eliminated because he lied about his military service and culinary degree — he was wiping his hands on his blue jeans during his Rachel Ray spot. That is not good form — or clean.
well ok then.
I missed some of the early shows and luckily today Food Network is running a bunch of them in a row.
Have any of you watched Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares on BBC America? Great show. They are going to do the same thing here in the US in the fall.
Patty Ann and Dave
Food Network Rory is from Vega Texas, west of Amarillo.
That popularity-contest-Rory is from New Jersey.
Also — too many freckles and her jawline AND MOUTH is too thin.
(Michael will agree…
Mesa — Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares sounds like my kinda show!
Food Network Rory, popularity Rory.
These are distinctions that are completely lost on me.
Ramsay also does Hell’s Kitchen here in the US. God what an asshole.
Mr Kevlar is hooked on it. He rubs his hands together with glee everytime Ramsay rips some poor soul a new one.
Dave
Sorry buddy.
Popularity Rory = I’m referring to the gal Patty Ann found @ CMT.
Food Network Rory = the gal for which this thread has been named.
I thought Rory Calhoun was pretty damned funny in Motel Hell.
Let me simplify this Dave:
Popularity Rory = I never heard of her
Food Network Rory = Juggtastic! Trust me.
VOTE FOR RORY!!!
Plus, um, she’s real talented and a CIA graduate and stuff.
Ramsay is much kinder and gentler on Nightmares unless he runs into true idiocy. The premise of the show is that he has one week to help turn a struggling restaurant around. It’s pretty entertaining.
I never trust your links Michael.
I just don’t.
I never trust your links Michael.
I swear, the links in this post just take you to the Food Network site where you can vote for Rory. It’s safe for work. It’s virus-free. You will not be visually assaulted with Rory’s hooterosity.
She’s really the best candidate, being a CIA graduate and all. I’m not totally influenced by her titalicious persona.
personae?
mesa watches not just one, but two cooking competitions and can speak knowingly, while calling me gay?
Just say’n.
CMT “…CMT series “Popularity Contest,” …In the final episode, Alex Slattery, … beat out restaurateur Rory Schepisi for the title of “most popular.” in Vega, TX.
Food Network
“Rory Schepisi, …30 (Vega, TX) has a vibrant mix of an outgoing personality and a strong culinary background…Born on the east coast, she relocated to the small town of Vega, TX.
CMT Rory=restaurateur Rory Schepisi, competition in Vega, TX
Food Network Rory=Rory Schepisi, relocated to Vega, TX
Small world?
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I rebutted, but I think I’m in the spam bucket
Thank you very much, Asst. Site Administrator.
I was feeling like a red-headed step-child with issues in there.
You’re welcome.
Patty Ann
Good rebut — you hung in there — thanks for the info.
Dang! Small world.
Btw — you look good as a red-head… especially in your plaid.
“especially in your plaid.”
Hehe. I like you, too.
You are red headed, I don’t know if you are a step child, but you know 1/2 ain’t bad.
WP
It would be 1/3…
since there is the red head, the step child, and the issues — unless you want to count the issues too — then it would be 2/3.
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