I Can Give You What You Want August 21, 2007
Posted by Retired Geezer in Music.trackback
NOTE FROM SITE ADMINISTRATION: Comments closed at 2,000 in honor of a marathon commenting binge by Amish to get there. Amish deserves to get the last word. Kudos also to Bart, who was the driving force in keeping the thread alive.
[Asst. Site Administrator Note (8/20/2007): Hey, its a tradition. And remember IB Ladies; BrewFan Can Give You What You Want!]
[Asst. Site Administrator Note (6/18/2007]: I have bumped this to the top once again due to … ok, I bumped it to the top to annoy Michael. Lets be honest.]
[Asst. Site Administrator Note (2/26): I have bumped this to the top so Michael has easy access in case he wants some good music while he's catching some rays and/or sampling the local ganja.]
[Asst. Site Administrator Note(2/2): I have bumped this to the top due to overwhelming popular demand. Bwahahahaha]
OK Michael… It’s ON.
Geezers; We’re at the Cutting Edge of Popular Music.
Put it in the Music category!
I always forget that little step.
*kicks dirt*
Ugh. And you were doing so well, Geez.
Oh yeah, this has made it into the Top Posts category.
How the heck did this happen?
*Goes to check Dashboard*
No link — search engine hits.
who is that?
name and single pls!
I think it’s “Ice Cream” by New Young Pony Club.
geoff’s right.
I kinda like the tune.
Very 80’s.
Intel
Sweet. I could hang 25 candy canes off my wiener right now.
Okay, 3. Geez just what were you browsing for when you, ahem, came across that little number?
I didn’t realize candy canes came in miniature sizes.
I like it. Love the woman in the blue dress. A real turn on to see her there.
i’ve been hunting that stupid but addictive tune for a long time now. i’ve been to yahoo answers and the whole bloody world keeps telling me the song from the intel commercial is mr. dabada. so i ended up here. water looks nice. wha goes one here? and as for that video, almost as retro as ‘groove is in the heart’, if anyone remmbers that turkey!
When I first saw the commercial for Intel, I thought the soundtrack was Fergie.
Can I help me please?
Which group sings this song “I Can Give You What You Want” ?
It’s “Ice Cream” by New Young Pony Club.
Just like geoff said in comment #8
Hey Retired Geezer,
are you sure that is New Young Pony Club?
I don’t found the song at the i-net?!?
Green Day rock’s
Ah yep
Ok I found it!
Thanks
Green Day rock’s
That really is a fun little video.
Wouldn’t it be nice if all the music posters here had such good taste?
You know what I dig the most? The clothes.
I remember those fun clothes we used to wear. We never looked nasty. Nice fabrics, everything covered, kind of funky crazy, but still way classier than what the kids are hardly wearing these days.
Shit.
I’m old!
I don’t want to shock anyone, but I think there is some sort of sexual innuendo going on with that video. Maybe I’m wrong. I’ll have to watch it again.
And the hairstyles! Pin it all up on one side, tumbling curls, bangs, all of it I love it I love it.
No, I’m pretty sure the whole thing is an allegory about the girl’s cooking skills.
Quite clever to use ‘candy’ as a metaphor for how good her cooking is.
No, I’m pretty sure the whole thing is an allegory about the girl’s cooking skills.
Soooo… the part with the chocolate dripping into her mouth, sort of a “Girrrls like chocolate” meme?
But what about the Girl on Girl backrub, huh?
How about that?
But what about the Girl on Girl backrub, huh?
How about that?
Symbolic of the constant struggle against the Patriarchy!
I think it’s one of the better music vid posted here.
So many are such tripe.
lauraw is becoming a wacky aunt.
lauraw is becoming a wacky aunt.
Just now?
Great vid, BTW.
This reminds me, I haven’t had a body wave with bangs in a long time.
And whatever happened to my legwarmers?
Ah, memories! Thanks for posting this.
And whatever happened to my legwarmers?
Did you ‘Flashdance’ around the house in those Lipstick?
Why yes. Yes I did.
What a feeling!!
I took my passion and I made it happen.
Yes indeedy.
Why yes. Yes I did.
Don’t be embarrased; you’re in good company. To this very day, Dave slips into his new socks and does the very same thing.
Dave slips into his new socks and does the very same thing.
You left out his New Underwear.
But not this week because he’s retaining water.
I think it’s one of the better music vid posted here.
So many are such tripe.
You are just transparently trying to piss me off, Dave. It is obvious that you are jealous of me. Was it not me who broadened your musical horizons by exposing you to Barbie Girl?
Yes. Indeed it was.
They key to the Barbie Girl video, by the way, is to watch it at least once while you are focusing exclusively on “Ken” in the background. Otherwise you will miss some of his gags. That guy is frickin’ hilarious.
It was that transparent?
dang.
Carry on, clarinet warrior.
lauraw is becoming a wacky aunt.
Now, Snapper, back in my day, we din’t sass our old’uns.
Now, I’m gon’ haf ta strap ya.
Open yer drawers, now. It’ll tech you a lesson, but it won’t hur–
HOLY SHIT Y’ALL THE BOY GOT NO HAIR ON ‘IM
BILLY BOB, JOHN-BOY, BOBBIE-SUE, C’MERE AN’ LOOK
you forgot Earl
Mrs. Geezer still has some leg warmers.
I still have my fannypack.
Just sayin’.
“HOLY SHIT Y’ALL THE BOY GOT NO HAIR ON ‘IM
BILLY BOB, JOHN-BOY, BOBBIE-SUE, C’MERE AN’ LOOK”
Lauraw -
A friend of mine grew up in a pretty tough area where the men amused themselves by having neighborhod boys bareknuckle box while they bet on who would win. He also apparently developed pubic hair at an early age. His father used this to win money from unsuspecting people who couldn’t believe a little kid had pubic hair.
He would be out and about in the neighborhood and when his father had a bet arranged he would whistle for him - “One whistle meant I should come ready to box, and another meant I should come ready to show my balls.” Makes me happy I had a normal childhood.
I knew a couple kids who were retrieved nightly by whistles. My mom would simply yell our names, which was Not Cool.
Hi. Still here.
This video kind of grows on you, doesn’t it?
The 80’s were kind of a fun period.
I just did a Google search:
This post is #3 out of 98.6 million.
That’s awesome, Geezer!
I haven’t had a body wave with bangs in a long time.
I haven’t had bangs in a long time.
I haven’t had bangs in a long time.
are we talking about hair?
That was one of those things that, when I wrote it, I honestly thought, “I wonder if Dave in Texas will comment about whether I’m talking about my hairline or sexlife.”
You did not disappoint amigo.
And yes, we are talking about hair. On my noggin.
It is catchy. I sing it to Mrs. BrewFan.
My dad had an incredible whistle. Carried for miles. Wish I could do it.
I’m on my game dude.
On an aside, in my neighborhood in Huntsville Alabama, there were five buddies named “David”.
We all ran home to dinner on unique dad whistles.
True.
I never could master the ‘two fingers in the mouth’ whistle. I knew chicks that could do it but not me.
How many IB’ers can do it?
mrs Dave in Texas could split your eardrum with the two fingered whistle.
I have never figured it out.
But I will by golly. I surely will!
*pizza’s here!!!*
On an aside, in my neighborhood in Huntsville Alabama, there were five buddies named “David”.
I have a cousin named David in Huntsville. About your age too, or a bit older. Just for a kick, I’ll email you the last name. Wouldn’t that be a hoot?
I remember them all Lipstick. Email away.
We all lived south of Huntsville, off Memorial Drive.
I reckon there’s just no point in posting anymore, if we’re just going to keep reviving dead threads.
I can do a lot of intesting things with two fingers. But, alas, whistling is not one of them. Learning that trick is on my todo list.
Can’t do the two-fingered whistle. Can’t talk like Donald Duck.
Life is cruel.
Hi.
Can you make it stop snowing?
Suck it!
You too can have 6-pack abs like the Abdominal Snow….
Oops, never mind.
Can’t talk like Donald Duck.
Comedian John Byner (yeah, I worked him), could do the funniest voice I ever heard.
He should have gotten a job doing cartoon voices in The Simpsons.
Maybe he did.
Well, somebody’s gotta create post # 69!
I wonder if the New Pony Club has any other catchy tunes.
Could be, but I can’t imagine any being catchier than this.
This vid ROXXOR!!1!!!1!
Its very deep. What do you suppose the three hot chicks sitting on a pile of candy symbolizes? Is it an attempt to confront the post-modern view of feminity?
I like the way the keyboard player bumps her instrument.
Rythmically.
There’s got to be a Steven Seagal joke in here somewhere.
Is there a way to close this thread?
What’s the problem?
MARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARK!!!!!
I’m pretty sure you’re going to Hell, Dave.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I believe I’ve soiled myself.
everybody loves that gag
Not everymody, you son of a mitch!
Thank goodness my alcoholic stomach can’t maintain a meal for more than 6 hours, otherwise I wouldn’t have had a bucket next to my chair.
MARKMARKMARKMARRRRRRLLLLL
oops
Drink me like a liquor
C’mon and dip your dipper
You know, I’m beginning to think there might be some undertones of a sexual nature in this song.
You know, I’m beginning to think there might be some undertones of a sexual nature in this song.
Not really. Note the various Carousel themes.
I think those demonstrate a yearning for Lost Childhood.
Happier times when candy was cheap and plentiful.
(Note the other thread on this in which IB’ers proclaim their favorite sweets)
Not to get all Psychoanalytical on myself but I think anyone can see that my favorite candy, Ice Cubes, clearly demonstrates a need to be dominated by an Ice Princess.
Like LauraW.
It’s by the new young PONY club. That’s reason enough to like it. Also reason enough to suspect it’s about nothing but sex.
No, skinbad, “pony” simply reinforces the “lost joys of childhood” theme that Geezer so perceptively pointed out. I really don’t see anything of a sexual nature in that song, and I’m somewhat disturbed that your mind is so clearly in the gutter with respect to these charming young ladies.
“pony” simply reinforces the “lost joys childhood” theme that Geezer so perceptively pointed out.
*sticks scrawny chest out proudly*
Speaking of psychoanalyzing,
a yearning for Lost Childhood
Why are you looking at me when you say that?
I’m constantly thinking about the past. My past.
I have vivid flashes of past events, mostly inconsequential, in my life. I suppose everyone has flashbacks, but mine seem to take me back to the event like it was yesterday.
If I were to psychoanalyze myself, I would say this:
For each year I age, time seems to move faster. And the increases in speed seem exponential. It’s scaring me and I want a time-out. I want time to stop for a little while.
I make jokes about dead celebrities, once in a while. The funny part about it is that it really bothers me. Everytime I hear of an icon, who I grew up with, die, causes me to re-evaluate my own mortality. Like sand through the hour glass, and all that.
Everytime I hear of an icon, who I grew up with, die, causes me to re-evaluate my own mortality. Like sand through the hour glass, and all that.
You are soooo close to turning this into another religion thread. I got eighteen Bible verses with my personal commentary lined up already.
Like sand through the hour glass, and all that.
Uh, isn’t that something from a Soap Opera?
Not that *I* would know that.
We had Mrs. Michael’s Cowboy Casserole for dinner tonight. And meatloaf! Mmmmm good.
Like sand through the hourglass, so go the Days of Our Lives…
I remember my grandmother used to watch The Secret Storm. Anybody remember that?
Bart, get in line.
Our bodies are made of temporary meat.
Deal with it as we have.
By shrugging, and wrinkling in a happy way.
You can’t always tell an asshole when they’re young, but you sure as Hell can peg them by their wrinkles when they’re old. Them sourpusses do get permanent, my friend.
my favorite candy, Ice Cubes, clearly demonstrates a need to be dominated by an Ice Princess.
Like LauraW
I’m not chilly at all, just a lil’ shy. Come into the igloo, and have a cup of tea while I size you up and decide what to say.
That’s very comforting, lauraw. Thanks.
Hey, look, Lipstick just made a spurwing ploverism.
*sits on the edge of a snow cube*
I’ll have the Sleepy Time, if that’s OK.
And I don’t walk around with a puss on my face all depressed. I just tend be reflective. More than I’d like, to be quite honest.
Skip depillation for a week - that’ll take your mind off the past and let it focus on the very irritating present.
But seriously, I find that keeping a diary helps with the reflective thing. You write it down, close the book (or file, in my case) and move on. At least that’s the way it works for me. I only write something every few months, when I need to sort things out and gain perspective on where I’m going versus where I’ve been.
For day-to-day frustrations, I just go kick trolls.
And I don’t walk around with a puss on my face
Well, maybe you should. I know that would cheer me up lickity split!
But seriously, I find that keeping a diary helps with the reflective thing.
OK, I’ll give it a go.
Dear Diary, today it was frosty and the red-tailed hawk banged into the window while chasing after the sparrows clustered around the bird feeder. The
chickenschikkins laid out in the sun and the dogs went around looking for chikkin poop. Uhhggh!!!!!! Spudder the cat killed another baby bunny. Mrs. Geezer is getting ticked about it too. Saturday night there will be a Blogger dinner in Boise. I will tell them about all my Pretend Internet Friends here at Innocent Bystanders. They will pity me.When you go to your blogger dinner, tell them about this great video!
They’ll love it!
Most of them have already linked it.
We have gud taste in I-Dee-Ho.
Blogger dinner in Boise. Did you have to reserve a table for two?
Well, maybe you should. I know that would cheer me up lickity split!
groooaaaannnnn!
Mom?
I think Clayton Cramer will be there.
He’s probably one of Idaho’s most popular bloggers.
Michelle Malkin even has him on *her* Blogroll.
Good grief. A dinner just for filthy stinkin’ spudders who blog. I’m not sure the fabric of space and time can survive a conversatiion that boring.
I’m not sure the fabric of space and time can survive a conversatiion that boring.
Dude, did you forget what I used to do for a living?
Here’s a photo of our last Idaho Blogger Meeting
There’s only one reason that those gorgeous gals would allow that lucky bastard in their dressing room with them like that, and it’s not the hawaiin shirt or the glasses.
He’s gay.
BrewFan, suck a fat one you comment critic
Re: Geezer’s photo.
The girl in the forefront looks more like the Joker than the Dutch guy Ace posted about.
Theatre make-up has to be thick and bold.
You’re a classy guy Geez, otherwise I doubt they would have been comfortable taking that photo. Lucky dog. Nice tan btw.
RG was very trustworthy.
I just HAD to hear it again!!
Very colorful, if nothing else
*laughing*
*holding sides and pointing at Michael*
Anna-Lys is a member of the Swedish Bikini Team, (but to my surprise, so is Dave in Texas).
She is on my Blogroll.
Can we bump this to the top while Michael is out? Brew?
We can always try
I JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IT!! THANKS!!
Speaking of which, anybody heard from Michael lately? Is he on a cruise or something?
I’m thinking rehab.
OT: Phil predicts early spring
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070202/ap_on_re_us/groundhog_day
OT: Phil predicts early spring
Natch. Global Warming, ya know.
Thanks for the bump! I’m going to rock out with my, um, sock out.
Global warming!!! We’re DOOMED!!!!!
Vegas may not be the best place to assess the GW situation, I’m thinkin
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.
Wow, not only in the Top Five Posts on Innocent Bystanders but in Sweden too!
The blog is not even a year old and you’re already posting re-runs.
Re-runs?
Dude, this is a musical celebration of Life, Joy and Babes.
Go Pluck Thyself.
Bart should change his moniker to EpiLad.
I’m just on a business trip; will get home tomorrow night. I tried to give everyone advance notice in a thread somewhere and an email to the Main Page Commenters.
I was on a business trip last week.
Damn it’s cold up there near where you live.
Stupid cold!
No shiite, sherlock. The forcasted *high* for Super Bowl Sunday here in the great state of Wisconsin is -1. Yikes!
I’m just on a business trip;
Yeah, we know. But that’s just not as funny as saying that Pony is coming back. (Return of the King)
I thought Pony died last week.
Who was that horsey that died?
I hope it was “Widowmaker”.
bastard horse
pony feel much better
You know, the worst part about pony was my exaggerated idea of what it must be to be a randy male (horse); it could not survive for very long once everybody knew it was a girl doing it.
The reverse-thinking just got too weird.
no shit
I realllly missed you.
Are You at home now Michael?
*jumping over fence*
Thanks for the warning Anna-Lys.
Are You at home now Michael?
No, I’ll get home late tonight.
Andele!!!!
kinda shotty greenscreening there at the end, but i like the song
The Colts are going to win by two touchdowns.
^
speeking of ponees.
The post that wouldn’t die.
The Colts are going to win by two touchdowns.
Nice prediction, Bart. Close enough.
Yeah, if they didn’t flub the extra-point, I would have been closer.
When was this video made? It seems so hip*. So now*.
*Lets be honest; I wouldn’t know hip or ‘now’ if they bit me in the ass and shook my hand.
I wouldn’t know hip or ‘now’ if they bit me in the ass and shook my hand.
That’s just incorrect.
You are the Founder of Blog Wisconsin, which as far as I know holds the record for the most posts and a comment thread lasting OVER A YEAR.
Take that Instapundit.
Yep.
You are the Founder of Blog Wisconsin
Can you spell legacy?
I can.
It’s spelled r-e-t-i-r-e n-o-w b-e-f-o-r-e y-o-u p-l-a-y y-o-u-r w-a-y o-u-t o-f t-h-e H-a-l-l O-f F-a-m-e.
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”
“No,” he replied, “Arthritis.”
Slip slidin’ awayyyy
Hey Compos, did you know where Paul Simon got his inspiration for one of his songs, “Mother and Child Reunion”?
re: The video, via Michael’s helpful link @Ace’s
Unspeakably foul, but thanks for the effort. Yeesh - she’s got all the tonal control of Madeline Khan in Blazing Saddles.
Hey Patton -
Lay off Lilly - she inspired a whoel subclass of porn.
Lili Von Shtupp: Is it true how zey say zat you people are… gifted?
[Lights go out, sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh. It’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
I’m so tired,
Tired of being admired. . .
I’ve been with 1000’s of men
Again and again
They promise the moon
They always coming and going
Going and coming
And always too soon
Right girls?
Geezer, we’re waiting…
Hey Compos, did you know where Paul Simon got his inspiration for one of his songs, …
Ooops, sorry.
Here’s the story. Paul Simon went into a Chinese restaurant and was reading the menu.
He was struck by the poetry of one of the dishes.
A Chicken and Egg delicacy called:
“Mother and Child Reunion”
That just makes me smile.
Thanks
I gotta remember how to do YouTube so I can post video of me Dancing onstage in Las Vegas with Showgirls.
I could be Famous.
I posted a little video of my Granddaughter accidentally shooting powerful shotgun loads, less than 6 months ago, and it’s received over 15,000 hits already.
Did you warn that kid? Jeez those things must have left a mark.
It was as much a surprise to me as it was to her. She made the mistake of picking up the empty hulls and putting them in her ammo belt. They looked OK to her until she pulled one out to load into the breech.
I handed her a couple of the low-recoil loads but the guy running the timer handed her some of his hi-base loads.
I definately like the way she hunkers down and leans into it after the first hot load.
Still pushes her back quite a bit though.
Yeah, she had a bruise but she cowboy’d up and finished the next 3 days and actually Won the Junior Top-Gun Shootout.
We
Must
Not
Let
This
Post
Fade
Away!
Not Fade Away?
Wasn’t that an old Buddy Holly tune?
Did you know Buddy Holly died in Wisconsin?
OK, *technically* the plane crash was in Iowa but Iowa is a suburb of Wisconsin so thats how I arrived at my conclusion.
Ooh! It’s back in the Top Posts list!
Movin’ on up!
It’s been a while and some of you retards are new here, so if you want to read one of Ernie Pyle’s most beloved stories, here you go.
http://www.pbs.org/weta/reportingamericaatwar/reporters/pyle/waskow.html
Captain Henry T. Waskow was from Belton Texas, just a piece down the road from me. There is a school named after him. I didn’t know who he was until I read this a few years ago.
Touching story. Ernie Pyle was born just a piece up the road from me. It really is a small world.
Whoops. Clicked the wrong link. Again
just a piece down the road from me.
was born just a piece up the road from me.
I’ve been meaning to write a post for a couple of weeks about the whole up/down phenomenon. I’ll try it out on you
anal retentivefine scholars.Well, that’s kind of my outline. What’s your thoughts?
I think you have way too much free time Geezer.
Seriously, North means up, south means down. Anyone who uses up to head south is deserving of a smack on the forehead. And yes, it’s a guy thing, since most women have no sense of direction. That’s why they had to stick close to the cave and pick berries and nuts instead of hunting, so they wouldn’t get lost. And/or eaten.
*the bird*
Yes, N=up, S=down. No brainer.
Want to have some fun today? Ask 10 men to point in the direction of north. Bet you 8 outta 10 get it right.
Now go ask 10 women.
Stir. Enjoy.
I agree with R.G.’s thesis–with the caveat that anytime you leave a suburb and go into the city you are going “downtown.”
“Uptown” is just too ghey for words.
Unless you’re going to Manhattan.
Most women would get it right here, Dave. They know they go “up north” to go shopping in Provo. Asking if they can point to the direction they go to spend money is like asking a bird dog to point–it just comes natural.
Also, the big, close mountains are east, the farther away mountains are west. If it’s a cloudy day, I don’t know how you flatlanders manage.
Actually, my wife’s really good with knowing directions. She’s a mid-west farmer’s daughter.
I should have added a codicil.
First ask them to point north.
Then ask them to point toward the mall.
Anecdotal evidence - last time I did this I got 20% women pointing to the correct north (one woman, I swear to God, pointed straight up in the air), and 80% on “point to the mall”.
“Uptown” is just too ghey for words.
Yeah, but what about that Ace Troll Downtown Lad?
Special dispensation I’m thinking.
I’m with you R.G.
Think of former NBA bomber “Downtown” Freddy Brown.
“Uptown” Freddy Brown? Not on your life.
Up is North except when near the mountains, where it is West (if you live where I do). Once you get close to places with significant elevation changes, “up” takes on its normal meaning.
Agreed, uptown is really a manhattan word.
And a manhattan is also bourbon and vermouth.
Watch out for those, they are ass kickers
OT (but what isn’t?)
I just noticed an airplane doing a racetrack pattern out my window. I went out and took some photos of it.
Looked like he was trying to dump some fuel before making an emergency landing.
I called the news and they said it was because Boise was fogged in.
Kind of surprising because we have Extreme Clear visability out here now. We had dense fog this morning though.
Oh, you want to see some pictures?
The TV station wanted me to send them the pictures. I’ll let you know if they get on the air.
At the moment, this post has gotten over 2,580 hits.
And 200 comments.
Anybody going to play this song for their sweety tomorrow. It’s VD day doncha know.
This songs sucks.
On the other hand, it has a shit load of cowbell.
In summary, one of the best songs ever.
i-Tunes has a playlist on the site with the best 75 songs ever with cowbell. It’s pretty funny.
This song sucks.
Rosetta, you are being duped. The best song ever posted on this site was not Geezer’s lame submission here. It was Barbie Girl!!!
(Scroll down past the contest rules for the video.)
That video represents the most creative use of electrician’s tape that has ever occurred on this planet.
This song sucks.
Oh yeah! Well . . . then why is it that this post has remained in the Top Posts list for so damned long then huh? De gustibus non est disbutandem and all that my lesbiantastically monickered amigo.
I found a message in my work email from someone named Rosetta F. and almost plotzed ‘How did he get this address??’
But no, it was Rosetta, the receptionist gal at my hairdresser. I’m thinking of getting the paraffin hand treatment.
Is that anything like the Aunt Jemima treatment?
AC/DC was having a lot of trouble trying to make “Whole lot of Rosetta” sound good. They had to compromise. I saw it on VH1.
RG, I just went over to mueart and I noticed a piece of artwork by Ana Lys.
It’s a vagina, right?
I have a question for Hay Zeus.
Remember when the America’s cup became really popular in the early ’90’s? What happened to it?
I never hear boo about it anymore.
(Remember the guy, Dennis?, with those ridiculous looking lips?)
It’s a vagina, right?
That’s what DinT and I thought… Mrs. G said the same thing.
Tunnel o’ Love.
I have always been taught that the more you read, the more knowledgable you will become. After reading some of the posts in this thread, I’m not so sure that’s true.
Oh man did she ever jump my shit for pointing that out.
Like it ain’t obvious. Georgia O’Keefe, hel-looo?
It’s a vagina, right?
***holding sides, laughing my ass off**
Oh Bart, Bart, Barty Bartster. You slay me.
Where may I view this art?
It’s from a link in RG’s comment in the Attention post.
Or just click on Ana-Lys’ name when she comments and scroll down until you find the most pooterific painting you’ve ever seen.
Tunnel of Enigmas eh? Yep, that’s a vag alright. Speaking of clam dams, I give you . . . wait, I’ll make it a new post.
Sure is quiet in here today.
Sure is Quiet in here today
Maybe we can get another Q meme going.
that’d be qwazy!
Sure is quiet in here today.
Yeah. Too quiet.
lauraw, do the paraffin thing! Hot wax, hand wrap, and all that scaly winter skin melts away. Heaven.
OK, I just want to learn here.
What is the “paraffin thing”?
It sounds, unpleasant. Paraffin is like, a waxy oil thing that burns. Do I have that right? Is it like lighting a pile of gunpowder?
lol Dave.
paraffin: (n) flightless seabird.
Aren’t you thinking of a puffin?
*alright, I just farted and it smells like guts. I better go check to make sure my large intestine didn’t fall out.*
Hay Zeus never answered my question.
I have another question.
How does Steven Hawking spend most of his time?
I suspect he surfs the net for prOn almost all day long.
It’s going to be sad when this thread slips into obscurity.
I know KC. I heard that your skin feels like softy soft baby skin after the treatment. In this bitter weather my hands are starting to look pretty rough even with moisturizer and gloves.
I don’t know about this paraffin thing (because nobody’s given me the four eleven yet!), but my skin was rough, blackened, and partially hair free after the gunpowder incident.
my skin was rough, blackened, and partially hair free
…but chicks dig that.
well yeah, s’why I still do it.
Dave, you get a nice manicure and a hand massage (lovely!) and they dip your whole hand in melted paraffin wax. Then they wrap it up and you kind of stew for a while.
When they pull off the paraffin, your hands are silky soft and beautiful. I don’t know how long they stay that way, but I have to try it. Sounds therapeutic. I already know that I like hand massage.
Best part of a manicure.
Really?
That sounds nice.
You know anybody down here that does that?
Oh wait, Mrs. Dave says Body Works does these…
*calling*
I think I shall have a paraffin treatment at 1:45 CST.
Perhaps my feet as well. I don’t know, we’ll see.
Consider it a scientific experiment. I am curious.
Yes I am.
Um…Dave? With this following so closely on the heels of your Sports Illustrated confession, well, um…I’m developing a mild concern here.
Maybe the wife and daughters have finally worn you down. I recommend an immediate dose of guy-type video and replacing the martinis with beer.
If things get ultra-dire, read a Gor book.
It’s finally happened. All the estrogen in DinT’s house has finally osmosized into his skull. Pretty soon he’ll be getting $100 perms and discussing Oprah with the women at the boutique.
So, which color of ink you going to use to track your own cycle Davina?
I’m not listening to you brutes.
I’m going to go have my hands and feet pampered.
Then I’m going to go out to the range and run 300 rounds through my SKS commie assault weapon.
I’d sure like to see that “Wacky Aunt” magazine again.
I didn’t get my issue this month.
Ooops, I guess that could be taken a different way.
Dave your hands and feet will be very oily when you’re done. Those are natural and healthy oils, of course. Just consider that when you’re handling the metal.
How do you all feel about guys with beards w/no mustache?
Quite frankly, I do not like them.
The beard you are describing is the Amish look and my humble opinion is that it’s ridiculous.
But then again I don’t like most facial hair, except for a neatly kept moustache.
But then again I don’t like most facial hair, except for a neatly kept moustache.
What about my nose hair? Any exception for that?
I suppose if it were trimmed into a tasteful topiary shape, that would be OK.
How do you all feel about guys with beards w/no mustache?
If the beard is mostly under the jaw, the scientific name is a “Bork.”
Research shows cats don’t care for them at all.
http://www.sree.net/stories/feline.html
Yes, but I axed how you feel about the person who is sporting that type of beard, not the beard itself.
I hate them.
Guess I would have to say then that I dislike them unless they are legitimately Amish.
lauraw,
go get the paraffin treatment.
trust a brotha.
Captain! Sensors have detected a spike in estrogen levels in this thread!
You did not.
I suppose if it were trimmed into a tasteful topiary shape, that would be OK.
Too much work. I just braid it.
Oh I did too.
Wore my boots and cowboy hat to the spa.
And it was fabulous.
Did you ask them to play ‘Love Shack’ while you got your nails done?
I think we need to put together a testosterone care package.