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How To Bond With Your Children August 28, 2007

Posted by Michael in Women Ranting.
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Walk into the woods with guns, kill a squirrel, make a gourmet squirrel sandwich, and eat it.

That’s how.

The Nice Deb cooking show « The Hostages

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1. nicedeb - August 29, 2007

Yeah sure, she’s a better hunter and cook, than I am.

But I’m cuter.

2. Wickedpinto - August 29, 2007

Does cute translate into, TOTALY FUCKING HOT!?!?!

I’m just curious.

3. geoff - August 29, 2007

But I’m cuter.

I dunno. There’s something about a woman up to her elbows in squirrel…

4. Wickedpinto - August 29, 2007

Or down to her waist with tits.

I’m just SAY’n!

5. Michael - August 29, 2007

But I’m cuter.

You’ve got legs, there’s no denying that.

6. nicedeb - August 29, 2007

I was up to my elbows in hamburger helper just the other day.

7. nicedeb - August 29, 2007

I see I’m STILL not on your blogroll, buttheads!

8. Wickedpinto - August 29, 2007

“you’ve got legs,” you went with the LEGS?!

Legs?

really?

Okay, you just made an inside joke that wiser and I will use all over the place at the hostages, you know?

Nice deb has nice legs?

OF COURSE SHE DOES,
cuz it’s her “legs” that are so prominent in the pic’s.

Nice deb, you have HUGE and AWESOMELY formed legs.

How’s that Michael? I think even lady michael will call you on it, cuz well,

Her “legs” are fantasticly “large” and “round” and “pert” I’m just saying.

your ribs will be bruised from all the rubbing you deserve for that sycophantic comment.

“nice legs.”

Yes she is well built in general, but there are two particular attributes that stand out, and it ain’t her pins.

9. Wickedpinto - August 29, 2007

I agree with the lady with the HOT HOT HOT legs,
Why ain’t ND and the Hostages on the blogroll?

10. Wickedpinto - August 29, 2007

Random, I’ve been drinking so I will offer small offense.

the KC lipstick images from their efforts of shooting at people in lincolns ( I no longer own a lincoln, but I truly cherish the ‘83 towncar) KC has a soft look. (thats KC’s hand on the firing range right?)

However, while I believe KC might finish dinner (her’s, not mine) and be a thicker chick, that’s all cool, cuz she has well maintained hands, and good polish on the nails, also, the Way she holds the weapon is almost sensual, her hand is open in the pick, and the hand looks soft and accepting.

I’m just saying.

Anyways, I will steal an escort before I drive there for the superbowl, cuz after that comment lip and KC and probably everyone with a pooter will empty a clip in my windshield if I drive a classic lux car.

11. geoff - August 29, 2007

I was up to my elbows in hamburger helper just the other day.

Schwing!

12. Michael - August 29, 2007

Yes she is well built in general, but there are two particular attributes that stand out, and it ain’t her pins.

You’re wrong about this, WP. Good hooters are common, and available on the market for about $5K.

Good legs are not so common.

However, while I believe KC might finish dinner (her’s, not mine) and be a thicker chick, that’s all cool, . . .

You really know how to sweet-talk the ladies. I just can’t compete with stuff like that.

13. Wickedpinto - August 29, 2007

I’m honest.
KC has good skin, it’s rare to have good skin on your FACE, let alone your arms.

KC clearly has good skin, cuz she has good skin on her arms.

Also, she has well manipulative hands, though she might not be a scrawny anorexic, and I don’t care about that, I like chicks who, as I said, “finish dinner,” not MY dinner, but theres. I can’t stand chicks who always say “hehehehehe, I can’t eat this, it’s too much.”

I was simply saying that KC, based on her arm and hand, looks like a real woman, with expressive, and manipulative hands.

14. Wickedpinto - August 29, 2007

Deb is the queen of geriatric juggs.

15. Wickedpinto - August 29, 2007

The hostages?

We are the host of the 2 best geriatric juggs in all the internet, and 2 particular younger juggs, that are ASTOUNDING!

I’m just saying.

16. Wickedpinto - August 29, 2007

whats the subtext? “I’m the guy, you can tell by the angle, she’s the chick, with the tits.”

and I don’t even know if t/moz has the best in the group.
I’m Just saying!!1

17. PattyAnn - August 29, 2007

Y’all are still keeping the secret that this super bowl party is in reality an intervention for WP, right?

18. compos mentis - August 29, 2007

Intervention? You mean exorcism don’t you?

19. Kowboy - August 29, 2007

Ya don’t make sammiches out of squirrels. Gotta kill to damn many of em to get a decent amount of meat.

Best way to cook em is in a stew.

20. nicedeb - August 29, 2007

I always finish my dinner, too.

21. PattyAnn - August 29, 2007

Yes, I meant exorcism.

“Best way to cook em is in a stew.” Dumpling stew.