Life With a Roomba December 27, 2007
Posted by Lipstick in Man Laws, Personal Experiences.trackback
This diagram shows the sad truth.
Our old pal Sandy and others with a Roomba will relate.
Innocent Bystanders
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Roombas in Wisconsin
HA!
Girl, vacuuming is a good cardio workout. I love to clean.
Roombas are a Japanese plot to make our women lazy and stupid!
Ooooops, too late.
Too late for me, at least.
Now if I can get one that makes drinks and lights cigarettes…
Now if I can get one that makes drinks and lights cigarettes…
and then?
One that picks up your damn socks…
And cleans all that shit out of the garage.
GAROOMBA
And closes the shower door so you don’t get the bathroom floor all wet.
me? floor? what the hell did I do?
Not you Dave. As far as I know.
as far as you know
*wrings out my socks*
Next you wimmin would want the roomba to cry along with during a Lifetime movie!!
See I told you it was a plot to ruin American wimmin.
^Or that stupid “The Notebook” movie
I don’t follow the little fella around anymore, but I do offer it words of encouragement from time to time.
…but I do offer it words of encouragement from time to time.
“No, that vacuum bag doesn’t make your ass look bigger”
That cartoon is spot on. But I want to point out that frame two is actually depressing, depicting a lonely man living an empty life with only the flicker of a TV set to fill the void in his soul. Whereas in frame three, we see somebody who’s finally alive, brought out of his shell by the magic of Roombahood.
Oh, and for the record, my Roomba doesn’t cry along with me during Lifetime movies. It does get a little weepy watching CSPAN, though.