Clean Driveway March 10, 2008
Posted by Michael in Personal Experiences.trackback
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I did not clean this driveway. Cathy did it.
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She only did it because Casey the Three-Legged Crimefighting Dog was on patrol, protecting Cathy from Marauding Yeti. So now, I can go to work on Monday. The street has not yet been plowed, but let’s face it, I can make it with the head start from that driveway in my 4WD Ford Explorer.
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Thanks, Cathy and Casey. I sure would have hated another snow day.
That’s good cuz Cathy needs some room in the driveway to split logs…
while Michael centers pics on the internet.
Those are some gorgeous garage doors.
I am amazed Cathy did that. It’s a hundred times better than professionals! Way to go Cathy!
And look! It’s Casey Wasey! Such a cutie!
Did Geezer put the snow blower together?
Michael did you also stand watch with the Kimber?
Good job Cathy. Shoveling snow is a helluva workout.
So, let me see if I got this right. Snow can actually accumulate to the point where you’d want to move it..and you’d pick up a shovel, and scoop it up and do that (goodness a shovel can’t hold much snow, can it?),
That seems like an awful lot of work. Couldn’t you just, I don’t know, have a martini and wait for it to melt or go away or whatever it is that snow does when it’s tired of fucking with you?
Awwww Michael!
Those last two entries from naked women naked black man naked women were not real spam. Just me, screwing around. I had them on Clean Driveway and on a fat naked lady with greased thighs.
Know what? Conversations get kind of weird on the internet sometimes.
Michael– You know that post of Cathy’s regarding a vacation in a sunny, tropical location… She deserves it now!!! Nice job Cathy!!!
Bandit was excited to see the picture of Casey!!! It sucks to pee and poop in belly deep snow.
Michael:
You are a lucky man to have a wife do that for you. Last week, and the week before that, and the week before that, I was the one shoveling ice and snow, while my daughter was out there “helping me”, and my wife kept reminding me that the snow won’t shovel itself.
And did I get a “reward” afterwards for my efforts? Hell no! I had to shake my own Martini.
Thanks Janis. We just had a tropical vacation awhile back.
Skinny, no snow blower was used in the making of this clean driveway
Lipstick, I sanded down & refinished those garage doors last summer.
Dave, I like your plan. Move us to Texas and it would work.
Thanks for the kudos, KC and Musli. I had a good time out there.
Bart, you got a laugh out of me. Thanks a bunch.
No snow blower? You’re a whole lot of woman. And I mean that in the least offensive way possible. And Michael probably needs his ears boxed. Although, sometimes I would do things if the Mrs. would just wait long enough for me to get home from work or complete some other manly necessary duty. But she often won’t. It’s almost like she’s looking for an excuse to avoid the dishes, laundry, and vacuum. Go figure. Neighbors probably think I need my ears boxed as well.
Oh shit lauraW, that was me. I’m sorry.
You’d think by now I would have memorized your IP address.
I got one of them variable ones at work. I think. That’s what Ace’s IP hash thingy tells me.
Sometimes I think he just edits them himself and spits out naughty hash references.
She shoveled all that just so you’d be able to get to work? More than just love, Michael. Either 1 snow day is enough or you better check the credit card bill closely.
That’s a damned fine garage ya got there Michael.
And that driveway is so clean! It looks like a Brazilian.
I’d park my ride in one of yer bays anytime.