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$5,000 a throw? Pfffft. March 17, 2008

Posted by skinbad in Law.
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Lots of people have been having a hard time wrapping their mind around the cost of the Spitzerific Emperors Club VIP girls. Looks like the highest-rated “seven diamond” girls could be had for $31,000 for a full day.

Paul McCartney could have hired a “seven-diamond” gal for his four years of marriage and still come out ahead.

(365 days) (4 years) ($31,000) = $45,260,000

Heather Mills was awarded $48,600,000.

Cost per boink? Let’s give the 65-year-old an unrealistic five boinks per week:

(5 boinks) (52 weeks) (4 years) = 1,040 boinks*

$48,600,000 / 1,040 = $46,731/boink

*Number of boinks does not reflect pre-marital boinkage. Must take delivery today. Dealer installed options extra. All rebates to dealer. “Beagle Juice” has already been used by this poster to elicit laughs from like-minded retards.  Using “Beatle Juice” in the context of Paul McCartney and his former wife’s relationship would be an attempt to exceed the allotted humor mileage for the annual lease in question.

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1. Dave in Texas - March 17, 2008

Is there a leather option?

2. PattyAnn - March 17, 2008

This is awesome. All you need now are pie charts and bar graphs.

3. Retired Geezer - March 17, 2008

I bet Geoff could Fill That Need.

4. Muslihoon - March 17, 2008

I haven’t seen Geoff around much lately.

5. eddiebear - March 17, 2008

Not enough charts.

6. BrewFan - March 17, 2008

PA said ‘pie’ charts! :)

7. skinbad - March 17, 2008

If Geoff shows up I know he’ll check the math.

I hear ya Brew. “Pie” is what got him into this mess.

8. daveintexas - March 17, 2008

all this time you goofs thought I was talking about blueberry

9. sandy burger - March 17, 2008

Hey, have a happy St. Patrick’s Day, internet weirdos.

10. sandy burger - March 17, 2008

By the way, in case you don’t know who Saint Patrick is:

Saint Patrick was not Irish, he was British. He was kidnapped and sold into slavery in Ireland, but he eventually escaped and returned to England, where he entered the clergy. Showing impressive bravery and forgiveness, he then decided to return to Ireland to convert the Irish to Christianity. He was an abolitionist.

So, drink a Guinness, for freedom.

11. The former snakes of Ireland - March 17, 2008

Ssssscrew you sssspud sssucker!

12. pajama momma - March 17, 2008

Although I’m not certain, I believe boinks with a gimp cost more money.

Something about a prosthetic fetish.

13. eddiebear - March 17, 2008

^or compliance with the ADA.

Also, isn’t Sir Paul a vegetarian? Somehow, we need to tie his divorce settlement to that fact, no matter how thin the actual cause/effect thingy.

14. geoff - March 17, 2008

I haven’t seen Geoff around much lately.

Still fighting to get my head above water. In a few weeks I should be back in action.

15. ANNA-LYS - March 18, 2008

Just an Innocent wish for a Happy Easter Holiday

Greetings from Your Swedish CyberBunny ;-)

16. No Runny Eggs » Blog Archive » The Morning Scramble - 3/18/2008 - March 18, 2008

[...] a report that the former governor was headed toward Swimmer territory in the alcohol department. – Skinbad does the math on Elliot Spitzer and Paul McCartney, and finds that it pays to pay by the day. – Rick [...]

17. Retired Geezer - March 18, 2008

Skinbad does the math on Elliot Spitzer and Paul McCartney, and finds that it pays to pay by the day.

That right there is some funny shit.

Like renting a backhoe from the rental place. You only pay for the hours on the meter.

18. dr4 - March 18, 2008

Damn i just found some naked pics of that chick that plays the aunt on Sabrina the Teenage witch. Not the fat aunt. The other one.

Not bad.

Oh and i watched the 40 Year Old Virgin today. I just dont find Steve Carell funny. At all. The other characters in the movie had enough funny lines that i still enjoyed the movie though.

19. Bart - March 18, 2008

Who, Zelda?

Call me when you find pics of Sabrina.

20. dr4 - March 18, 2008

well i started googling for naked pic of Sabrina and i ran smack dab into a bunch of pis of her being all fat and pregnant. Nobody wants to see that shit.

I also found a clip of her in a bikini…but she looks like shes 13.

She has some jiggly little tits in this newer clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6rVgxuhjLU

She also did a photoshoot for Maxim thats ok too.

21. dr4 - March 18, 2008

pics. not pis

goddamn why do i never proofread?

sigh…Sabrina in a seethrough nipple shot:

http://www.deluxe-celebs.com/fcma/melissa-joan-hart/melissa-joan-hart-011.jpg