$5,000 a throw? Pfffft. March 17, 2008
Posted by skinbad in Law.trackback
Lots of people have been having a hard time wrapping their mind around the cost of the Spitzerific Emperors Club VIP girls. Looks like the highest-rated “seven diamond” girls could be had for $31,000 for a full day.
Paul McCartney could have hired a “seven-diamond” gal for his four years of marriage and still come out ahead.
(365 days) (4 years) ($31,000) = $45,260,000
Heather Mills was awarded $48,600,000.
Cost per boink? Let’s give the 65-year-old an unrealistic five boinks per week:
(5 boinks) (52 weeks) (4 years) = 1,040 boinks*
$48,600,000 / 1,040 = $46,731/boink
*Number of boinks does not reflect pre-marital boinkage. Must take delivery today. Dealer installed options extra. All rebates to dealer. “Beagle Juice” has already been used by this poster to elicit laughs from like-minded retards. Using “Beatle Juice” in the context of Paul McCartney and his former wife’s relationship would be an attempt to exceed the allotted humor mileage for the annual lease in question.
Is there a leather option?
This is awesome. All you need now are pie charts and bar graphs.
I bet Geoff could Fill That Need.
I haven’t seen Geoff around much lately.
Not enough charts.
PA said ‘pie’ charts!
If Geoff shows up I know he’ll check the math.
I hear ya Brew. “Pie” is what got him into this mess.
all this time you goofs thought I was talking about blueberry
Hey, have a happy St. Patrick’s Day, internet weirdos.
By the way, in case you don’t know who Saint Patrick is:
Saint Patrick was not Irish, he was British. He was kidnapped and sold into slavery in Ireland, but he eventually escaped and returned to England, where he entered the clergy. Showing impressive bravery and forgiveness, he then decided to return to Ireland to convert the Irish to Christianity. He was an abolitionist.
So, drink a Guinness, for freedom.
Ssssscrew you sssspud sssucker!
Although I’m not certain, I believe boinks with a gimp cost more money.
Something about a prosthetic fetish.
^or compliance with the ADA.
Also, isn’t Sir Paul a vegetarian? Somehow, we need to tie his divorce settlement to that fact, no matter how thin the actual cause/effect thingy.
I haven’t seen Geoff around much lately.
Still fighting to get my head above water. In a few weeks I should be back in action.
Just an Innocent wish for a Happy Easter Holiday
Greetings from Your Swedish CyberBunny
[...] a report that the former governor was headed toward Swimmer territory in the alcohol department. – Skinbad does the math on Elliot Spitzer and Paul McCartney, and finds that it pays to pay by the day. – Rick [...]
Skinbad does the math on Elliot Spitzer and Paul McCartney, and finds that it pays to pay by the day.
That right there is some funny shit.
Like renting a backhoe from the rental place. You only pay for the hours on the meter.
Damn i just found some naked pics of that chick that plays the aunt on Sabrina the Teenage witch. Not the fat aunt. The other one.
Not bad.
Oh and i watched the 40 Year Old Virgin today. I just dont find Steve Carell funny. At all. The other characters in the movie had enough funny lines that i still enjoyed the movie though.
Who, Zelda?
Call me when you find pics of Sabrina.
well i started googling for naked pic of Sabrina and i ran smack dab into a bunch of pis of her being all fat and pregnant. Nobody wants to see that shit.
I also found a clip of her in a bikini…but she looks like shes 13.
She has some jiggly little tits in this newer clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6rVgxuhjLU
She also did a photoshoot for Maxim thats ok too.
pics. not pis
goddamn why do i never proofread?
sigh…Sabrina in a seethrough nipple shot:
http://www.deluxe-celebs.com/fcma/melissa-joan-hart/melissa-joan-hart-011.jpg