It Sucks To Be Muslim April 30, 2008
Posted by Michael in Religion.trackback
Not everywhere, maybe, but in a lot of places you just have to be amazed at the suckitude of Islam. Seriously, let’s stop kidding about this. Islam is pathetic in a lot of places, like Bahrain.
First of all, they are opposed to hot women. That sucks.
Secondly, their frickin’ pathetic parliament has nothing better to do than debate whether a hot chick should be allowed to perform. Sheesh. Like they don’t have bigger problems.
A raunchy Lebanese singer is causing controversy in Bahrain, where she is due to perform for the first time.
All but one of the members of the Gulf kingdom’s Islamist-dominated parliament have approved a motion urging the government to ban Haifa Wehbe’s show.
They objected on the grounds that the pop superstar’s performance would be sexually provocative, violating Islamic conventions and Bahrain’s traditions.
Organisers had earlier promised she would dress modestly during the show. [Emphasis added.]
It’s real hard to maintain a “respectful” attitude about Islam when you keep reading crap like this. Let’s just be honest. The “Islamist-dominated parliament” of Bahrain is a bunch of retarded medievel douchebags who suck. We should not respect them. We should just point and laugh. They don’t deserve respect. They deserve ridicule.
And don’t frickin’ tell me that that I don’t understand their culture and religion. I do understand. They are uptight sexist douchebags, and they are ridiculous.
I would most definitely hit it.
I actually got a Haifa Wehbe CD for Christmas. One of her songs which I like is Ahla Kalam (Sweet Talk).
I just showed this story to the friend who gave me that CD, who said that this has all the makings of a Bahraini version of the movie “Footloose”. Cracked me up.
I think this has everything do do with respect! When you get comments like “I would most definitely hit it” explains it all in my opinion. I’m a woman and I find that highly offensive. As if!
Women are far too often looked at and commented on based on their sexual appeal. I think this a matter or respect for women first of all, then the values of their culture!
limegreenummi:
The point is that many entertainers, both male and female, sell sex appeal as part of their act. It’s not a big deal in a healthy culture. Why are Islamic cultures so retarded about this?
Women are far too often looked at and commented on based on their sexual appeal.
Duh. Women do the same thing about men. That’s just biology. It does not necessarily mean that men and women do not respect each other. The Islamic phobia about this just means that Islam is sick.
I’m a woman and I find that highly offensive.
Offended women are hawt.
I’m sorry, it was rude of me to generalize like that. Let me amend that statement:
Humorless offended women are hawt.
She has matching moles on the same side of her nose and her mouth.
Kinda off-putting.
Haifa is a tramp, it’s true. But I certainly wouldn’t respect the US Congress if they tried to pass laws censoring trashy performers like Madonna.
“I think this has everything do do with respect!”
Silencing women has nothing to do with respect.
Bahrain? Damn, I should have moved there before I kicked it. Bahrain sounds like my kind of place. What’s their position on administering a beatdown to your woman if she brings you out an undercooked pot pie?
This is a beautiful woman. She knows her good looks are her assets, and markets them.
“I’d hit it” reactions are natural and honest and what she expects from guys who find her sexy. Hey…she still is in control and making the dough.
And, she understands the culture and is willing to take risks.
This is no dummy, and I doubt that she’s offended by much.
I wouldn’t hit it because I love and am fanatically devoted to my wife. But I will say she’s very pretty, and has nice lips.
Mrs. Sobek doesn’t think she’s that attractive, but then again, Mrs. Sobek wasn’t born on the island of Lesbos.
I’m impressed, Michael. You are usually too soft on them. (I’m not kidding.)
Silencing women has nothing to do with respect.
Wiser words could not have been spoken/written.
On that note, I read this story after reading about the lawsuit regarding a certain Greek island. So, naturally I misread “Lebanese” for something quite different. In other words, I thought she was from a Greek island.
Y’know, I have heard plenty, in all my 28 years of living, of how shrouding women in layers of black cloth liberates them. By the same men who beat their wives, set them on fire (”accidentally” coincidently) in the kitchen, rape them as a form of civil punishment, and think of them as nothing but property and children-bearing machines. Rather than lecturing us about respecting women, let them at least do something radical like keeping them alive and not sucking the joy of life from them.
Mrs. Sobek doesn’t think she’s that attractive, but then again, Mrs. Sobek wasn’t born on the island of Lesbos.
Are you kidding? I’d hit Mrs. Sobek in a New York minute.
Um, if-I-weren’t-married-and-in-love-with-my-wife-and-so-forth.
Muslihoon, a little while ago you asked me if I could recommend a good overview book on Middle Eastern history. I just finished the book I was reading at the time, Glen Perry’s The Middle East: Fourteen Islamic Centuries, and I don’t recommend it. The author treats the first eleven centuries entirely too shallowly, and doesn’t get into any kind of detail until the post WWI era. When we finally get more detail, the author starts showing a distinct anti-Israel and anti-West bias which disappoints.
If I find anything better I’ll let you know.
Now I’m looking through my bookshelf trying to figure out what to read next. For the past couple months I’ve been on a real Middle East/Central Asia kick. I’ve read nine books — over 2600 pages — with a focus mostly on Iran and central Asia. It may very well be the longest I’ve stayed focused on any one academic subject. Of the nine books, I bought five of them recently, and the rest were books I already owned but had never gotten around to reading. But I’m not sure what to read next. And I’m a little frustrated that although I would prefer to read more about Central Asia, books on that region are far more scarce. Maybe I’ll read the Qu’ran again.
I was at Borders the other night, browsing the Middle East section, and I noticed there were like six books on modern Iran that had mushroom clouds on the front covers.
A New York minute, huh? Frankly I’m surprised you pretend you can last that long.
I’m impressed, Michael. You are usually too soft on them.
Yeah well, I actually pulled a muscle in my left leg and I’m in pain. So I’m just in the mood to be pissed off. I’ll be apologizing for Muslims again (and illegal immigrants) when I feel better.
Sobek: Not sure if this is up your alley, but have you read Ibn Warraq’s book on Islam and on the Qur’an (I think he has two books on the Qur’an)? They’re quite good.
Saw them at Borders, haven’t read them. If you recommend them I’ll keep that in mind.
As a follow-up to my post #2 (yeah, I know, but trust me, talking to myself is the least of my problems these days)…
One thing I think is interesting about that Haifa song is the way she sings that one harsh Arabic consonant which sounds like somebody clearing their throat (the same one in Hebrew in the words Hannukah and humus, I think). It’s usually a somewhat unattractive sound to western ears, but the way she sings it in this song, it sounds like a sexy pant or something.
Limegreen came in looking for offense and found it. The “I’d hit it” line is pretty much in line with the rules here and almost a standard gag.
Yes, she’s pretty, but what Limegreen doesn’t even consider is that in our society, she doesn’t have to “hit” me. I’m willing to bet I couldn’t get the time of day from her. And that’s ok. Better than having her in a black bag all the time.
I’d would hit that.
I think I love you.
Seriously.
Actually Bahrain is one of the more liberal of the Mid East countries. They have pubs there that are not required to be attached to international hotels whereas even Dubai has that rule (this classifies them as “international areas” and are thus not bound by sharia law) and are quite broad minded about the clothing that people can wear there. This may sound odd but it is actually legal to walk hand-in-hand as well, which is actually illegal in some countries out there.
This is probably just a face save maneuver with the elders in their government, which they have to do occasionally to keep their supposed conservative cred in the muslim world.
Trust me, those guys in Bahrain thow down pretty damned hard.
I’d still hit it.
Offended women are hawt
Hah!
all religions are SUCKS!!
You know which religion really pisses me off? Jainism.
There. I finally said it.
waw thx u
western culture is shit. its based on porn, racism, materialism…that’s why you have soooo many divorces, broken homes, family members killing each other after getting high on drugs….out of control teenage pregnancies, single mothers, STDs, live-in boyfriends…i mean many kids in the west are bastards (i.e. don’t have a father, usually its a stepfather).
islam is teaching people the importance of the fundamental backbone of human society – the FAMILY… too bad the west destroyed it.
islam is teaching people the importance of the fundamental backbone of human society –
the FAMILYHonor Killings!I fixed that typo for you dumbass.
The religion of perpetual outrage is really pissing me off. Islam is a gutter religion. A wannabe lowlife culture of rapist child molesters.
“slicernicer” That’s kind of what the female circumcision proponents say, isn’t it?
western culture is shit. its based on porn, racism, materialism
No, it is based on free minds, free markets, faith in a loving and personal God, and individual responsibility.
These are all lacking in Islamic cultures, which is why they are uniformly corrupt and pathetic.
Yeah slicer, it would be much easier if we enslaved half our population.
go pray to your moon, and beat your 2 year old daughter for letting her veil slip.
Just another “uptight sexist douchebag.”
West thinks Islam is fascist, bloodthirsty. Islam adherents think west is sexually immoral, racist and warmongering.
This is why human society never prospers – everybody is pointing fingers at each other instead of looking at their own faults. Precisely the reason for so many wars and killings.
Jesus said “He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone’…but its too bad to see so called ‘Christians’ and Muslims hurling stones at each other in this forum, as always.
Michael, while i agree with you that Islam encourages honor killings in Islamic societies, I don’t agree with what you said about the western free thinkers’ belief in a God – I think we have totally turned away from him. as Slicer Nicer pointed out, our society has strayed away from the teachings of Jesus and is wrought with sexual immorality, drunkenness, lust, adultery, racism…I live in the mid west and where we used to have reformed Churches are now strip clubs, bars etc. The Churches closed because many people chose not to visit anymore.
Even the so called Christian pastors have admitted adultery, homosexuality, etc.
Don’t tell me these are human problems – these are societal problems arising from forsaking Jesus (Yeshua the Christ). There’s nothing much we can do now, I feel, as we have reached a point of no-return.
Madonna the entertainer is preferred over Madonna the Lady of Catholic church. Many of my friends from Chrstian backgrounds are now athiests looking to get laid with strangers from Craigslist. One of my nieces even went to San Fernando Valley (pornography capital of the US) to audition for Hustler’s ‘Real College Girls’. Even my sister who used to be a Christian now doubts the existence of God and visits swinger clubs with her husband.
We need to ignore Islam and focus on cleaning ourselves, as Jesus said. Too bad we don’t have many Christians left anymore who live as an example to others, like Mother Teresa, Gandhi (ok, he was a Hindu, but he followed Christian principles more than the British colonists).
As James the apostle said “Faith without deeds is dead”.
It shouldn’t be ‘God bless America’…it should be ‘America bless God’.
- Daniel James, your brother in Christ
Ok, I decided to write one more thing regarding women:
ISLAM – thinks women are objects of men, should be subjugated and possibly beaten/raped/tortured if they don’t abide by the Chauvinistic rules
WEST (so called ‘Christians’) – think women are objects of men, solely for sexual gratification, and should forgo any rules of morality for the sole purpose of satisfying the lustful cravings of men.
As you can see, both societies disrespect and objectify the persona of women. Women are objects, no longer persons.
We need GOD, and only GOD and His Son, Yeshua the Christ, to show us the way.
Stop criticizing each other and follow the LIGHT…make this world a better place for you and for me and the entire human race!
Your brother in Christ,
Daniel James
Daniel James?
You are well reasoned, but a retard.
Let me give you an example.
This is why human society never prospers
No, Moral equivalence is why human society has only prospered this far.
If we can get rid of the slavery and the brutality that isn’t just resident, but a PART of the islamic faith, then we can turn our attention to the lesser evils of the west.
See, it’s like going into a hospital, they have this thing called triage, you treat the greatest ill first.
Stop criticizing each other and follow the LIGHT…
Ignore the heathen! The Gourd! FOLLOW HIS GOURD!!!!!
WEST (so called ‘Christians’) – think women are objects of men, solely for sexual gratification, and should forgo any rules of morality for the sole purpose of satisfying the lustful cravings of men.
As an athiest, let me just say this about that: Bullshit!!
Idiots think women are objects of men. That mindset is anathema to modern religion and modern society. Islam is the complete and total opposite of modern society and they, more than any other society, consider women to be nothing more than mere objects.
Nice try, though. And please, continue to revel in your own moral superiority by belittling others’ beliefs.
That should work out well for you.
Don’t tell me these are human problems – these are societal problems
Not a very enlightened comment from somebody who signs their post “Your brother in Christ”. If you were, indeed, a follower of Christ you would have very much the opposite view.
>> think women are objects of men, solely for sexual gratification, and should forgo any rules of morality for the sole purpose of satisfying the lustful cravings of men.
You say that like it’s a bad thing or something. Totally lost me.
*snrt*
*choke*
Coffee up mah nose.
think women are objects of men, solely for sexual gratification, and should forgo any rules of morality for the sole purpose of satisfying the lustful cravings of men.
Oh man!! I’ve been letting some of my women forgo rules of morality for other purposes, and I’ve been letting my other women keep their rules of morality while they satisfy my lustful cravings.
I’ve got it all screwed up.
i mean many kids in the west are bastards (i.e. don’t have a father
Umm, if they didn’t have a father wouldn’t they be test tube babies? And even then, there’s still sperm involved.
Because of your stubbornness and willingness to obey the Christ, the curse of God is coming to America like never before – no its not a terrorist attack, but I see a huge natural disaster coming to wipe America off by 2012. I had the revelation about a giant natural disaster to occur in 2012 when I prayed. Most of the things revealed in my prayer have come true.
Please, people, don’t joke or CRITICIZE, which you are good at!
God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for their sins. America is 100X more sinful than Sodom and Gomorrah. The Las Vegas officials even proudly put ’sin city’ in their official tourist website. This country has sunken low to the depths of perversion and hate.
Pray for the time is near!
I meant *disobey*, not obey!
“And then if anyone says to you, ‘Behold, here is the Christ’; or ‘Behold, He is there’; do not believe him; for false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show signs and wonders, in order to lead astray, if possible, the elect.” Mark 13:21-22
I had the revelation . .
I had some revelations like that too, which I was sure of, but they didn’t happen. Then, I realized all those revelations happened after I ate Mexican food.
Just sayin’.
^
That was a joke.
More seriously, there sure is an awful lot of prophecy that can be traced to dopamine disorders.
I see a huge natural disaster coming to wipe America off by 2012.
Daniel, have you been taking your meds?
America is 100X more sinful than Sodom and Gomorrah
Daniel James. I hear your concern. Many of us her at IB are Christians and see things going on that get us sad and angry. I pray for our country every day. But it might be worthwhile for you to go back and read Genesis 18-19 for the full story of Sodom and Gomorrah, including Abraham’s pleas to God to turn away His wrath if even only10 righteous people could be found there, and God agreed saying, “For the sake of ten, I will not destroy it.” Gen 18:32b
While there is much to be disturbed about, THERE ARE STILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WHO WORSHIP THE TRUE GOD EVERY WEEK, PRAY TO HIM, STUDY HIS WORD, AND DO WHAT THEY BELIEVE IS GOD’S WILL FOR THEM, including caring for others and sharing the message. And because many people are still believing and bringing others to believe, God’s will is being accomplished in the midst of the bad stuff you mention.
Comparing America to Sodom and Gomorrah is a tad strong.
Please, people, don’t joke or CRITICIZE, which you are good at!
Then I got nuthin.
Cathy, that was an excellent response and I hope Daniel James takes it to heart.
Cathy, I have seen it with my own eyes – these same people who go to Church are the ones who look for sex with strangers online. ‘Christian adultery’ is a complete reality now. About 1/3 of Christian church-going women have agreed to watching internet porn and wanting to have sex with a stranger.
A Christian based internet site confirmed that women are more likely than men to indulge in sexual fantasies – and these could be the women in your choir, the church secretary.
American Church is either for money (Benny Hinn, and the like) or for sex (many Churches). Divorce rates are so high in the Bible belt.
As Rev. Jeremiah Wright said “Its not God Bless America”….its “God Damn America”….everybody hates on pastor Wright because he speaks the truth.
The greed, lust, gluttony (fast food obesity), drunkenness are all precursors for doom. And trust me, America appeared much more sinful than Sodom and Gomorrah on a much higher magnitude – it was revealed to me in prayer.
In this country, ’selective sins’ are condemned – eg: people hate homosexuals, but these same people have no problem with divorce, fornication, adultery, racism, etc.
Those of you who insult me as taking drugs to get revelations, keep saying that – I have heard it all before – I always get the last laugh (with Jesus on my side laughing as well).
but I see a huge natural disaster coming to wipe America off by 2012.
2012, huh? According to the Mayans, the whole world is screwed then, so I suggest you relax, DJ. It’s not like you’ll have anyplace to hide from the coming PLANETARY ALIGNMENT AND RESULTING WORLDWIDE CATACLYSMIC APOCALYPSE!!11!!OMG!!!1!!1!!1!!
But may I make a request? Would you mind stopping by here on January 1, 2013 and explaining what went wrong when your vision of our inevitable destruction? None of you prophets of doom have ever been able to explain why your predictions never, ever seem to be come about.
kthnxbai.
There is a website libchrist dot com. That’s where the ‘Christian swingers’ are at: they interpret ‘Love one another’ command the same as ‘Make love to one another’..What a horrendous joke this society has become! LORD HAVE MERCY!
I always get the last laugh (with Jesus on my side laughing as well).
Really? So you’ve lived through a couple of these “cleansings” before, have you?
And Jesus doesn’t sound like a real nice guy, if he’s laughing at the suffering of innocents. I mean, even if your “1/3″ estimate is double what you believe it to be, that leaves 1/3 of Christians without sin. Ya know, the millions that Cathy was speaking of.
And you and Jesus will be laughing that their pain and suffering. Sweet. Sounds like rather sinful behavior right there, if you ask me.
Oh, and just thought you’d like to know, Pride is considered a sin as well. So you might want consider getting over yourself a bit.
About 1/3 of Christian church-going women have agreed to watching internet porn and wanting to have sex with a stranger.
So much for reading and contemplating Cathy’s comment.
And Daniel, I think in his own sweet way wiserbud wants you to be his Facebook friend.
And Daniel, I think in his own sweet way wiserbud wants you to be his Facebook friend.
OMG, that would be TEH AWZOME!!1!1!
DJ, can I poke you??
lol!
Daniel, I don’t fault you, or insult you, for taking offense at the licentiousness of American culture, or the hypocrisy of many in the Church.
I’m just sayin’, get some perspective. America is a pretty decent place compared to most cultures throughout history, and is certainly way better than Islamic cultures.
Hypocrisy in the Church started the day after Pentecost. In Acts, you can read about Ananias and Sapphira, for example. The truth is — every Christian is a hypocrite, including you, because we all fall short of the standards set for us by God. It’s just the Old Adam that remains alive in all of us, and for which we look to Christ and our eternal home in the New Jerusalem for a lasting solution. In the meantime, we practice repentance and trust in the mercy won for us by the sacrifice of Christ.
It strikes me, Daniel, that your current sin is that of overweening pride. You are puffing yourself up with the notion that you have been gifted with special revelations and insight. On January 1, 2013, we will see if your faith can withstand your foolishness.
The cardinal Christian virtue, Daniel, is humility.
Whatever happened to the other Michael? Maybe he could help here.
with Jesus on my side laughing as well
Daniel James. The playful kidding you got here is the consequence of your arrogant comments.
Before you attempt to haul Jesus over to your side of this discussion — as you put it — I strongly urge you to work on getting a contrite and humble self back into God’s word.
Your supposed personal revelations carry no weight UNLESS you remain bound and obedient to the Word of God FIRST and FOREMOST. Jesus warns of false prophets. And the letter to the Hebrews makes it pretty clear to us where to now focus attention.
1In the past God spoke to our forefathers through the prophets at many times and in various ways, 2but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son, whom he appointed heir of all things, and through whom he made the universe. 3The Son is the radiance of God’s glory and the exact representation of his being, sustaining all things by his powerful word. After he had provided purification for sins, he sat down at the right hand of the Majesty in heaven. Hebrews 1:1-3
I think I will ignore you.
I dunno, I was hoping maybe he could go into a little more detail on the sexual fantasies that these women were having.
Just to verify how sinful it is, you understand.
>> About 1/3 of Christian church-going women have agreed to watching internet porn and wanting to have sex with a stranger.
That statistic is useless without more data.
Such as phone numbers.
Or email addresses.
About 1/3 of Christian church-going women have agreed to watching internet porn and wanting to have sex with a stranger.
*worship could have extra distractions tomorrow morning for IB-dudes*
With my luck, the 1/3 at my church are all in the Senior Fellowship Group.
That would be lucky Brew, havin em all in your class like that.
I dunno, I was hoping maybe he could go into a little more detail on the sexual fantasies that these women were having.
We don’t share that kind of shit with atheists, Geoff. Go rub Laura’s atheist hump.
Go rub Laura’s atheist hump.
OK, maybe that was insulting. Go rub WickedPinto’s atheist junk instead.
I say that with love, Geoff, as a Lutheran who only wants the best for you.
geoff isn’t an atheist. He’s an agnostic. I think he can at least rub Dave’s soft, soft hands.
It depends on the day – I’m either an atheist, agnostic or deist.
That should make me eligible to rub lots of things, I would imagine.
But not WP’s cyborg atheist junk, I hope.
But not WP’s cyborg atheist junk, I hope.
I think mOz owns that franchise anyway.
Who are you to teach me about humility. Its you people who lack humility and justify the evils of our society. As for the guy who ignorantly said he will wait Janurary 1st, 2012…listen, fella, January is a month in the human calendar. The GOD calendar predicts DEC 2012 as the end of hate and filth like the ones you try to promote!
I am not claiming to be a prophet, or a false prophet. You don’t have to re-iterate what Jesus said! I am humble and I know – the time is NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he GOD calendar predicts DEC 2012 as the end of hate and filth like the ones you try to promote!
Because December is not a month in the human calendar?
^uh-oh. Somebody’s been hanging out at the “New Age” shops too much.
Look buddy, the world may/may not end on 12-whatever-2012. I dunno. Only one dude knows, and he ain’t talking. But when I see the list of “celebrities” who do, it makes me less willing to ascribe to it.
I meant my comment at DJ
Man, that is some delicious crazy.
I have not yet automated my genitalia, let alone made it an independant cyborge.
Our friend Daniel needs to tread lightly in the predictions department. Jesus specifically warned against it:
“He said to them: ‘It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority.’” – Acts 1:7
Then again, I don’t think Daniel is *really* a follower of Jesus, so he probably doesn’t care.
BOO!
When do we get the satisfied lustful cravings?
I woke up in a mood.
Who are you to teach me about humility.
Someone who does not need to prove my all-encompassing superiority and hyper-morality by accusing others that I do not know of sin and immorality.
As for the guy who ignorantly said he will wait Janurary 1st, 2012…
Perhaps you have trouble actually reading, what with your oh-so-righteous nose stuck so far up in the air, but before you call someone ignorant, perhaps you should go back and read what I actually wrote.
The GOD calendar
Oh, yeah, that one. I just saw that at Wal-Mart the other day and I meant to pick one up. Hope they still have some in stock!
I’ll give you this, though, for someone who is so sensitive to being insulted, you sure seem to be rather liberal in handing them out.
Continue bringing the lunacy. It’s been a while since I seen someone so bravely and unabashedly put their disturbed mind on display for all to see. It is precious and, to be honest, quite hilarious.
Please to continue.
When do we get the satisfied lustful cravings?
Then the spankings!!
A Christian based internet site confirmed that women are more likely than men to indulge in sexual fantasies – and these could be the women in your choir, the church secretary.
*fuming*
Just imagine! That chick over there, singing a hymn, she might be thinking about it. Favorably, even. She probably is. Right this second! Something must be done!
OMG, Christian women aren’t even allowed to THINK about sex?
I think Daniel has some unresolved issues with women and Vietnam-era hallucinogens, but mostly women.
Geoff would make one hot Druid. Oh yeah.
And…”A Christian based internet site?”
Can you support your argument with actual evidence, please?
The very idea that women think about sex more than men do is hilarious, really. It’s not possible.
…nothing would get done, fer chrissakes.
Usually these guys who are worried and obsessed with what’s going on sexually with women they don’t even know are the guys who are really, really, really backed up for years.
DSB will derange a man in the long term.
DJ, I’m gonna put somethin out there. If you don’t like it, you can send it right back!
I wanna be on you.
The very idea that women think about sex more than men do is hilarious, really.
A man can dream, can’t he?
Geoff would make one hot Druid. Oh yeah.
Geoff has certainly just found all the motivation he needs to try.
>> The very idea that women think about sex more than men do is hilarious, really.
It’s possible they think of more ways to say “no” than ways I can think of to beg for it.
They’re committed like that.
I think it’s supposed to be specifically Christian women who think more about sex than Christian men. Personally, I skipped church this morning to sleep in, but I didn’t have any erotic dreams, so…
I am like Jesus Christ, mobbed and scorned by a lynch mob – which is you all. Protestentianism and Catholicism are cults, not real Christianity. Real Christianity only exists among Orthodox Christians, not the adulterous, drunken, lewd, racist WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestants), Germanic/Nordic and other European savages who killed in the name of Christ and made porn videos that take anal licking of bridesmaid with bride and bridegroom in a 3-some orgy.
You can scoff at me all you like, but, me Daniel James, will have the last laugh along with the JEW CHRIST!!! HAHAHAHA
lol, i am not daniel james…but get a grip all of you – cathy, daniel james, and the rest of you religious hillbillies.
we europeans (whites) were always indulging in drunken orgies even before we were introduced to the middle eastern religion of christianity. we might as well continue now.
religion was created as a tool for morons who fear death. death is just a natural process like birth – do you remember anything before your birth? no…life just recycles…in many ways, reincarnation makes a lot more sense than the judeo-islamo-christian view of heaven and hell…old world religions are much more enlightening than the middle eastern religious view of ‘my god is better than your god, so we kill you’…see what christians did to jews during nazi germany and what jews are doing to muslims in palestine, etc, today.
i am an agnostic, and i believe that creation is too perfect to come out of random, but the creator could be a being that is omnipotent and does not need the silly humans’ respect to thrive and survive…
concluding: “i’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with christians”
now let me go watch my porn with my wife and her girlfriend…MMMM GOTTA LOVE EUROPEAN-AMERICAN WESTERN DEMOCRACY!
if any of you christian women want to meet me for sexual liberation, just email me
Fear of death? Dude, I can’t tell you how much time I’ve spent looking forward to dying. When I die, it’ll finally be over.
…Unless, of course, my religion is right. In which case, I’ll have the rest of friggin’ eternity to get through. All I have to say about that is, I had better get one bitchin’ harp.
It’s always good to get input from the self-inflated retard contingent. Thanks for covering that, SA.
mrs. peel,
yes, yes, please fear eternity…”your” religion is right…that’s what my muslim friend said that HER RELIGION is right
geoff, self-inflated retard contingent – yes, truly great words to describe yourself, jackass!
fuck off, you religious hypocritic nutters. go suck a dick!
Oh my god what fruitcakes! But then SA reveals what a idiot pretender he is. hat does James say about controlling the tongue? Obviously he cannot, therefore is not anything more than a deluded child
or is he one of the hate brothers from the nation of islam? You know flying saucers and whitey being the devil.
Once again deluded child
death is just a natural process like birth . . .
Um, no, death is not natural, and we all know it. Nor is the creation of life remotely comparable to its destruction.
That platitude is the core of your stupidity. The genetic evidence is that, naturally, our bodies were intended to be self-regenerating. Something is wrong — our cells start to shut down as we age, for no known reason. Modern genetic biology has concluded that something has corrupted our DNA. They don’t know what.
Christians call this condition “sin.”
the rest of you fucks associating me with nation of islam, go blow yourself up. i don’t follow any religion. you fuckers are so deluded in wanting to insult mohammed (a sand n***** false prophet) to defend your sand n***** (jesus).
michael, that is the most retarded, ridiculous comment i’ve heard in my life…our cells are meant to regenerate…oh aging is so unnatural. hahaha…you stupid son of a whore…did you ever think how your 30 year old FORD (found on road dead) car fails to work anymore…Henry Ford (the GOD of Ford) might have wanted ford to run forever, don’t you think?
haha, call me a child…but then you all are children, based on your immaturish rant. as DJ said earlier, you are good at pointing your fingers at me, without cleaning your dirty ass-smelling mouth first.
[Asst. Site Administrator - I have edited the comment to remove offensive language. For historical purposes this comment originated from 64.83.69.42 so appropriate disgust and outrage should be directed there.]
>> do you remember anything before your birth?
I remember the sound of Cary Grant’s voice.
I think mom liked his movies.
ok, all cars and trucks SIN, i get it…that’s why they don’t run forever…except that nazi era benz which was used for killing scores of jewish people including mercedes, the daughter of a jewish banker, whom the car company was named after.
the title of this thread ‘It sucks to be Muslim’ is so hypocritical. If anything, i would say ‘It sucks to be a white christian’…christianity itself was ok when it first came out, but later the europeans (who initially fed christians to the lions) perverted it to fulfil their own fantasies and killings…aborginies, native americans, iraqis, the list goes on…
you put too many “i”s in aborigines.
silly you.
did you ever think how your 30 year old FORD (found on road dead) car fails to work anymore
See, that’s exactly the point. The science of aging has advanced dramatically in the last 20 years. Human beings do not “wear out” like a car — that’s the old paradigm of aging.
A Ford is an inanimate object which wears out. The human body is an animate cellular structure which does not naturally wear out. Naturally, it continually refreshes and replaces itself.
This process works fine until we get into the late thirties and early forties. Then it starts to fail.
OK, Dave, you are making me feel really silly about trying to communicate with SA like he is a rational human. I’ll stop now.
HAHAHAHA. This thread really should be moved to the Classic Comments Thread section in the sidebar.
BTW, Sinful American, you mentioned that you are European.
Are you French? Please tell me if you are from France.
Mrs. Peel:
Done.
Michael:
naw, SA is too good with his spelling, and his sentences don’t smell like bad cigarettes and not bathing.
Besides, he used the word “nutters”, a hallowed British term. And he dropped the “n bomb” as well, something most Continentals don’t use.
They have more creative racist terms, usually referring to animals or grapes.
But he did reference 3-way orgy pr0n, so he has that going for him.
yes, truly great words to describe yourself, jackass!
He took it the “I’m made of rubber, you’re made of glue” level! Well played sir!!
On a serious note, I do think that someone should edit out the nastier things our erudite visitor has written. You don’t want people thinking we tolerate that sort of ugliness.
I second geoff’s suggestion. A row of asterisks and an [edited] tag should adequately preserve the, um, integrity of the sweet, sweet crazy.
This has become my favorite IB thread EVAH!111!!1!!
killer nazi benz? Teh awesome.
Wow! Ignorants. If you people stop bashing a religion you know nothing about and get educated about it, rather than just following everyday news, you’d actually be less idiotic and more humans.
If you pay attention a little bit more you’ll actually hear more stories of rape in the western society than any, like ANY other place on Earth. You’re just listening to any trash that’s being said on TV and the internet. This type of news is said everywhere, regardless of region. What can I say? You don’t understand.
you’ll actually hear more stories of rape in the western society
Even if that were true, the difference is that it’s not institutionalized.
What can I say? You don’t understand.
What can I say? You don’t explain yourself or support your argument very well.
Yay!
geoff is in a troll-thwackin’ mood.
Hey im_educated_but_i_don’t_know_basic_punctuation, I have a college degree in Middle Eastern Studies. Whatchoo got?
Yeah, if we’d just stop following the daily news, we’d be better informed.
Hey, did you see how that muslim guy just cut his wife’s head off? She was trying to divorce him.
http://www.buffalonews.com/494/story/578644.html
Nothing to see here. . .STOP following the news.
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003941612
Talk about irony.
I wish mr_i’m_such_a_fucking_smart_ass would respond
Dammit! Lips beat me to it.
Great minds. . .
Yup
We are ignorant, uneducated, idiotic, sub humans.
Well Mr Edumacation has cogent insults down pat.
As usual, he blames the west. All the worlds problems are caused by the west. Do you think west is a euphemism for Christian? or just American? I wonder if mr educated lives in the west?
Perhaps we could hope that he would choose to live elsewhere?
“If you take uncovered meat and put it on the street … without a cover and the cats eat it, is it the fault of the cat or the uncovered meat?”
I forget the religion of a church leader who dropped that gem justifying a gang rape of a girl without a veil. Maybe the educated guy can help me out.
humans are the shittiest species on this planet: raping rivers and seas, killing everything and destroying everything with their ‘intelligence’…look into the skies, you will see more of alien visitations, more ufo sightings, more of NIBIRU! COME 2012!
25 or 6 to 4!
Wait, we’re not supposed to be raping rivers?
Well, shit.
Actually, if you want to be technical about the whole thing………..
Most of the “rape of nature” you see in today’s world? Courtesy of The Religion of Peace &trade.
Don’t believe me? Look at aerial photos of the dividing line between Israel and the Palestinian Territory. Green on the Jooooo side, shit brown on the side where they like to fuck goats.
Shit. How do you do that whole “trademark” symbol again?
Those rivers were asking for it.
semicolon at the end, Russ.
killhumans = sinful american (#104 & #105)
Just sayin’
Look at aerial photos of the dividing line between Israel and the Palestinian Territory.
Actually, Russ, a satellite photo like that was published at IB by Sobek right here.
So it’s like this? Religion of Peace ™
Actually, I experienced this myself when I was in Israel, driving up from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. Along the road, which becomes a narrow strip with West Bank on either side, you could see the stark contrast between Israel and the West Bank. On the Israeli side, all forested or farmed, all green. On the West Bank side — just brown desert. It was amazing how Israel has reclaimed the land, and the Palestinians continue to waste it.
Israel in Biblical times was a very lush region which captured rainwater coming off the Med between the coast and the Judean hills. The wildlife was diverse and plentiful, including top predators like lions. It got ruined by overgrazing and deforestation. Israel has had great success at reversing the damage.
You can see that same shit from San Diego into Mexico.
In fact, the Lion was the tribal sign of Judah, which likely caused the arrival of Babylonian astronomers (the biblical “Three Magi”) in Jerusalem after the birth of Christ, due to unprecedented astronomical events in the constellation of Leo signifying a momentous royal birth.
Michael this thread continues to draw the crazy. I love it!
Which visit, unfortunately, caused Herod the Great to attempt the murder of all the recently born Jewish babies, for fear that the Herodian dynasty was at risk.
Michael this thread continues to draw the crazy. I love it!
Vmax, if you look around, you’ll see that ‘pinto comments quite a bit here, not just on this thread.
destroying everything with their ‘intelligence’…
yeah. that damn stupid ‘intelligence.”
you don’t see dumb insects, like locusts, destroying anything, do you?
well Michael, you know, that killing your enemies only makes more of them.
sometimes I really hate you wiser.
I gotta nominate 144 for the Comment Hall of Fame.
testing out the tm thingy
tm;
Damn.
Oh well. Carry on.
Try again &suptm-;
&-suptm-;
That’s it! I’m just copying the ASCII thingy on the help tab.
But I can do this³
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heh
All kidding aside. Sorry I screwed it up. I was told there would be no math here.
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Heh™
Everyone can do ™ except eddiebear™.
Fuck™
Got&trad; it™ now, bitches™
Sigh.
Too bad you saw the foolishness that is my mind.
But I got it now!
Fires gun into the air™
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Just for the hell of it.
ANd you basteards can bugger off with MCPO’s scooter.
You know what really sucks about being a muslim, at least if I were muslim.
My girl can. . .
1) do me significant damage.
2) likes to fuck a lot more than I do. I’m fat, I get tired.
3) EVERYONE wants to bang her, noone wants to bang me. Well, she does, but not much.
4) she is (or is gonna be) the major breadwinner.
So, were I muslim, I would have to beat her.
and if I tried that, she would
1) likely kick my ass.
2) fuck someone who isn’t me.
3) I wouldn’t have anyone to bang.
and
4) would have a problem paying my bills.
I love not being a muslim.
First, cuz I see my chick, and she’s hot.
second, dogma isn’t gonna go all apeshit making me a shitty boyfriend and likely husband.
I like being a nice guy, it works for me.
Especially when I’m getting laid with a hot chick who can be my sugar mommy.
OT:
Comment #142 on the “I Believe That I’ve Heard This Story Before” thread at Ace’s?
100% pure Weapons Grade Wickedpinto.
Jesus Christ, Obama should have picked DubyaPee for SecState. “The Bitchbreaking Doctrine” would just look so completely pimp in future history books: Mess with America, and our boys introduce their penises to your daughters. And a few of your sons (NTTAWWT)
Some good crazy in this thread.
And, bad html.
So, ah, Pinto, I sense a disturbance in the force of your bachelorhood.
Are congratulations in order?
Good crazy and bad html go hand in hand. Sort of like chocolate & peanut butter.
So, Pinto, what’s your situation?
(hee hee hee)
heh.
I’m caving into the me and T thing.
YEARS late, but soon after the IBMMP, I’ll be packing up and leaving.
Michael keeps me around because he secretly gets a subsidy from the government to keep retarded people off the streets.
Congratulations Pinto!
As you know and as I recently discovered, it’s a wonderful part of the world.
Yesterday night I had a revealation too. Lord Krishna was riding on a 3 legged horse, and Lord Jesus was riding along on a 5 legged zebra. Lord Krishna was munching on a marshmallow, and Lord Jesus was eating a corn cob. They were talking about some computer virus that had infected the celestial network. And they were kind of worried about hyperinflation too. I tried to argue with them, and then came the revealation: ‘Get some TUMS and shut up.’
I snarfed some TUMS, and went back to sleep.
I can’t believe I missed this discussion. How juicy.
Maybe it’s good I missed it. Unless people like reading long theses.
One comment: A few years ago, I attended a da’wah conference (a conference to teach Muslims how to spread Islam), and in one session they talked about women. The guy read an article by an American woman who converted to Islam, married a religious Pakistani, and moved with him to Lahore. It was full of glowing praises for Muslims and condemnations for the West. One point she made was that while there were thousands of rapes reported in the West, there were only a handful in Lahore. Stupid idiot.
So, do you know why there are fewer rapes reported in the Muslim lands? Because unlike the barbaric, heathen West, the Muslim courts will punish (often by execution) the woman reporting the rape if she cannot prove
A. That it happened (and the requirements are very explicit and practically impossible to fulfill, so chances are more like she’ll be found guilty of adultery rather than a victim of rape)
B. That it was actual rape and not her usual sexual immoral self.
Plus, if a woman is raped, no matter in what horrid circumstances, she has become tainted and will be shunned if not experience an unfortunate fatal “accident”.
And don’t get me started on using rape as punishment: “you stole his goat, he and his family will now rape your daughter/sister/wife.”
Anyway…off my soapbox. For now.
Musli:
And you missed my Teh Awesome Display of stupidity
Musli, glad I’m not the only one who missed the fun.
Thanks for your comments @ #172.
And you missed my Teh Awesome Display of stupidity
Didn’t miss it… it’s right there. Enjoyed it. *snigger*
^sigh
i ma islamic so beat it
i ma islamic so beat it
You make some very intriguing arguments in support of your position, sir.
I would be very interested in hearing more regarding your suggestion to, as you so charmingly, yet succinctly, phrased it, “beat it.” I’m curious, how does one go about subscribing to your newsletter?
I lived in North Africa and during the wars in the midleast or when i am watching the news with the people from there about the crimes of stealing the kids and abusing them ..in europ, they never pointed to Europeans like Christians i found this very important from an open mind people … when i am in europ every individual action from some one origin midle east or what every they poited to all muslims (more than one bil muslims) and relacionar religion with the personal interess of someone, and i found this the most ignorance and close mind of a modern society,
It SUCKS to be A christian too, where they Abuse the kids in the Church
and murder each others by cheap Arms and kill thousands of innocent people in the name of God just beacause they are not Christians..and list is too too long more than ever and worst.
addam I will have you know that I do not own any arm that I have not paid less than $500 for.
I do not murder people with cheap arms, I use expensive ones.
I have never murdered anyone in the name of God either.
You talk about abusing kids a lot, do you have…um…problems?