If I’ve Been Thinking About It All Day May 15, 2008
Posted by daveintexas in News.trackback
then it can hardly be considered “premature”.
This certainly takes the pressure off (see what I did there?).
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Less than one minute?
I’ve known some of these guys.
I’ve known some of these guys.
*sneers*
The ladies can count on me for two minutes of Business Time!
I knew a woman who referred to her now ex-husband as ‘Rocket Man’.
It seems to me this isn’t a question about stamina as much as it is a reflection of some men’s efficiency.
I guess there’s something to be said for being quick and efficient.
Sometimes “better late than never” works too.
I’ve known some of these guys
Ahh, the proverbial “Two Pump Chump.”
I question the timing.
knock, knock
who’s the-
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA AGAIN?!?!? hahahahahaha!
I always time myself to that Rick Astley song. It’s over three minutes so I know I’m good.
http://graphjam.com/2008/04/14/funny-graphs-frequency-of-rick-astleys-planned-activities/
Also: http://anastropheandcheese.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/rickrolling/
Good one Musli.
Teeheehee:
http://graphjam.com/2008/04/11/funny-graphs-foundation-composition-for-this-city/
Compos: Why do you have an upside-down pink triangle as your wavatar?
Hey, I can threadjack my own post you ninnies.
This bitch just got charged by the Feds.
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=262591
I don’t know if they can nail her on it, but they can make her spend some serious jack defending herself. I can’t remember a story that both broke my heart and made me madder than hell at the same time.
Why you gotta call us names, Dave?
Musli, who says the triangle is upside down? Shut up.
Well, we all know what a “pink triangle” signifies…
Pepto Bismol?
I did read that the entire community turned against the conspiring family.
glar. Both of you can bite me.
Musli, when I think of that poor broken hearted young girl, up in her room in the last moments of her life, so utterly crushed and hopeless… and then I contemplate the unbelievable cruelty that pushed her there
it make Hulk want to smash. A lot.
I always time myself by the Box Top’s hit, The Letter.
How many of you morons know how long it is?
(shortest number one single evah).
I use the super long version of Inna Gotta Devita.
Of course I was um, kidding. I really use the live version of Free Bird. Holding the lighter up is awkward.
Geez, I’ve covered that tune. I know it’s less than 3.
Thank goodness!
It was In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, you moron. And you’ve never lasted seventeen minutes and ten seconds on your life. Admit it — you closed the deal before the drum solo.
It was “In the Garden of Eden” you moron.
Wait a minute! This sounds suspiciously like rock and/or roll.
By I. Ron Butterfly.
Many a pipe has been befouled by it.
“And you’ve never lasted seventeen minutes and ten seconds on your life.”
Dude, the missus has to take Gatorade breaks most of the time.
I’m glad someone got the reference…sometimes I feel like a total loser for still referencing Simpsons episodes from a decade ago. I haven’t watched that show in, what, six or seven years? and yet I can still quote many episodes.
I think The Letter lasted under TWO minutes.
More time than it takes to get a ticket on an aeroplane.
A fast train
I haven’t heard any valuable input from the wimmens. I realize it’s all about the foreplay (whatever in hell THAT is), but on average, what’s a good duration?
foreplay. is that the half hour of begging?
I’m pretty good at that.
Actually Dave, foreplay begins in the morning with a loving gesture of some kind. Gets the wimmen thinking about how much they love you throughout the rest of the day so that come lovin’ time, they’re all worked up.
Unfortunately, the kids shoot it to shit with they’re incessant needs, messes, and irritants so that by the time you get home from work, all remnants of the gesture are lost.
That’s why before you leave for work, you kiss your kids on the forehead and whisper to them, “If mommy’s not in a good mood when daddy gets home, he’s going to kill everyone then drink all the chocolate milk.”
they’re = their
fuckin’ english language . . . wee halve two dammed many weighs too spell words that sound the same . . .homo-nyms
you’re a homonymphomaniac
pallet, palette, and palate
I see these used improperly all the time. Stop makin’ a maniac outta me.
Oh deer.
Hear we geaux again.
pallet, palette, and palate
Just yesterday I was reading a cruise brochure that said “We have food to delight any palette.”
It was “In the Garden of Eden” you moron.
Not after they recorded it while the lead singer was drunk, you moron.
homonymphomaniac
Good won.
No your the moron.
I am knot a moron!
I am knot a moron!
Ewe our to.
Can’t we awl just get along?
Am I gonna have to chute this place up?
O/T:O/T: (since it has nothing to do with “it” or whomofones)
NiceDeb and I were wondering if people would be interested in having regional election night parties this year, since we’re likely to need some moral support when the Dark Times come. I don’t think live-blogging and chatting online are going to cut it this time around.
Just a noshion to wet you’re pallet.
Only you morons could take a post about sex and do this too it.
Yep. We missed the short bus and are stumbling after it, unmatched shoes untied, all the goodies falling out of the Alf lunchbox mom packed for us because we’re waving it all over the place like we just don’t care.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
*takes a closer look at Dave’s avatar*
I nominate #52 for the IB Comment Hall of Fame.
Alf? I had a Dukes of Hazzard Lunch Box.
I second the nomination.
It’s like he interviewed my childhood classmates.
Though ‘Alf’ was a bit after my time.
All in favor of #52 for the IB Comment Hall of Fame… say “eye.”
EYE!