Lutheran Mind Rays Save Helicopter May 15, 2008
Posted by Michael in Heroes, Religion.trackback
The pilot, Hjalmer Lindgren, was exhausted after the incident, but happy that no lives were lost.
When asked how he accomplished this, he said, “I’m normally not supposed to use my Lutheran psychic powers in public. It scares people, and violates directives issued by the Lutheran Millennium HQ™. But I had to save my crew, so I used Lutheran mind rays to keep the copter from crashing. It’s easy, really. If you just focus on Pure Lutheran Doctrine, you can do anything.”
This is not faked. Note that you can see the shadow of the blades on the body of the copter.
Thanks to Bits & Pieces.
Also, the frame rate of the camera equals the rotation speed of the blades.
RG, I just read that Snopes link you sent re: Cindy McCain, and wow. I am really impressed by how Snopes managed to turn something they acknowledged as truth into a hitjob on the McCains.
Can’t stand McCain, but I also can’t stand that kind of garbage.
Ditto.
Yep, Snopes = Teh Liberal
Michael,
The Physics is impossible. Either that is a certain fake, or where do I sign up to convert to Lutherism?
Awesome.
Lutheran Physics must be like the Muslim Science which claims the body has something like 300 joints
The Physics is impossible.
Did you notice the note below the break?
Scroll up.
300 Joints?
Their pockets must be HUGE!