Redneck Mother May 18, 2008
Posted by Michael in News.trackback
I suspect this guy had an incredible redneck mother.
So now he has a wrecked AK47, but at least the trash heap in his backyard knows that he’s the boss!
Perhaps this calls for some explanation of redneck values and lifestyle. The song is better when you’re really drunk, but even if you’re sober the pictures will give you an excellent primer in redneck culture. Follow-up questions can be directed to Mr. Minority.
Thanks to Eddiebear, who also contrasts the redneck lifestyle with news of a Saudi woman seeking a divorce after 30 years of marriage. You just won’t believe the reason why.
If you go to your family reunion to pick up women, you might be a redneck* (or Michael, either one).
h/t Jeff Foxworthy
If your family tree doesn’t have any branches, you might be a redneck.
h/t Jeff Foxworthy
If your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. .
Now I’m all homesick.
Hey! I resemble that remark but now my house has no wheels, or any means of attaching wheels.
Movin on up…
I’m not the most knowledgeable about things that go “boom”, but I would have probably stopped the moment flames were shooting out of my firearm.
Wuss.
My mother is from Arkansas (Piggot, AR, to be precise). One sure way my dad knows to get her fired up is to crack about rednecks in Arkansas.
[...] nyah, morons – I’m gonna hang out with mesablue [...]
If you live in Indiana, play guitar and have no torso you
mightare a redneck .Dumbass looks a little drunk to me.
Because nothing goes better with fully automatic weapons than my good friend Mr. John Daniels.
Why? Why burn up a perfectly good full-auto AK? It’s not as if they’re making any more of them (at least, not any that can be legally imported to the US of A). By the time you catch your handguard on fire, you’ve already warped the barrel, eroded most of the rifling, and probably extended the heat damage all the way back into the receiver as well.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here & say that Mr. “sleeveless shirt with a trucker cap” here in the video doesn’t have an extra $4,000 or so lying around to buy a Pre-86 full auto AK to replace the one that he just killed. Of course, now that I think about it, a guy who goes through 75 round drums like Rosie O’D goes through boxes of Twinkies probably doesn’t care that even with a new barrel and handguard, his AK will more than likely never shoot straight again. After all, for a certain group of people, it’s not about hitting things, it’s about laying down a curtain of bullets downrange.
After all, for a certain group of people, it’s not about hitting things, it’s about laying down a curtain of bullets downrange.
I have to admit, the “curtain of bullets” has a certain appeal.
Russ:
He is just training to fight the growing Garbage Man Menace
I finished Setting the East Ablaze, about Lenin’s attempts to export the communist revolution to India and China via Central Asia. It was a quick, interesting read, but a little disconnected in places.
One important lesson: Indians don’t dig communism. Too bad the Chinese didn’t get the memo.
Another important lesson: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.” Truer words were never spoken.
I just started The Tibetan Empire in Central Asia by Christopher Beckwith. I’m only ten pages in, and it may very well be the densest thing I’ve ever tried reading. The author assumes you know a whole freakin lot about China and Central Asia before you read the first page. It’s just over two hundred pages, but I have no idea whether I can slog through it.
I have been reading “One Palestine, Complete” by Tom Segev. It involves the British Mandate from the end of WWI to 1948/49.
Interesting and depressing. It seem Chaim Weitzmann was a real piece of work.
Rough day for scum bags today
Woohoo!
Is this Sobek’s new strategy to avoid threadjacking?
I don’t know, but that should be a post!
Now it is a post.
Somebody has to post something smart-sounding around here.
Hey!
That first video is awesome. Srsly. Wtf is redneck about it? It costs money to get that kind of firepower!
Follow-up questions can be directed to Mr. Minority.
Are you insinuating that I am a Redneck?
I may live in Texas, I may have several gun, I may wear cowboy boots 80% of the time, I may like chewing tobacco, but I am not a Redneck!
Nor could I ever be, because I hate Country & Western music and drive a British sports car!!