Nude Maid Cleans Up May 28, 2008Posted by Michael in Crime, Ducks, News.
I suppose you already know this, but in case you don’t, women are better workers when they are nekkid.
TAMPA – A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man’s home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home.
Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.
For $100 per hour, she must have been scrubbing those floors until you could eat off them.
Sheriff’s office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
One wonders about this detail. In what rooms did he not leave the nude maid alone?
When the man’s wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
Police are investigating.
Oh hell yeah. I’ll bet they are investigating. I want to be the undercover cop who hires her next.
Heck, I wouldn’t even mind if she showed up in more modest attire (NSFW below the break):
Domestic Help Ready to Vacuum