Who Arted? June 3, 2008
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S. Weasel links to one of the great art tragedies of our–or any–time. Art theft of a monstrous magnitude. Zombies, UFOs, chicks who flash their boobs in the face of danger, and lots and lots of penguins. For some reason these two seemed to have an IB vibe for me:
“Hero and Jumper”
“Anubis and Egyptian”
Greg Stones is the artist. Fun stuff. Although anyone knows Ra should have brought in the southpaw Sekhmet to pitch to the lefty in that situation.
Please. Everyone knows Sekhmet was, shall we say, a little too light in the loafers to bring the heat.
I literally stared at “Hero and Jumper” for a solid minute without realizing there was a “hero” present. I had to look at the title to do a wtf? and look somewhere other than . . . well, you know.
Is that Michael checking out the boobies in that painting?
1: He strikes me as a junk-baller.
I held my breath, hoping against hope this guy is serious. I think he is. I mean, I think he intends the penguins to be amusing by default, but he’s serious about his art.
I hate bad art of the “Killer Tomatoes” variety, but can’t get enough bad art of the “Plan 9″ kind.
Yeah. I recommend the nudes. Badly painted boobs EVERYWHERE.
And largest ones are 4 inches by 6 inches.
Get your money’s worth.
If the skinny Egyptian has any pop, Anubis is going to catch one in the junk. Back up, dude.
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You know what those paintings need? A happy little tree, or happy little clouds, or even a happy bird or two.