Advertising 101: Bouncing Buxom Breasts Bring Big Bucks June 13, 2008Posted by Edward von Bear in Economics, Entertainment, Food, Humor, Man Laws, Sports, Technology.
Back when I was a young lad and passed out on a couch from a night of drinking burying my nose in textbooks, I can recall various ideas and theories about effective advertising. Personally, I found most of it to be silly, worthless, and full of crap. I mean, none of the shit they taught me actually translates into the real world. I knew at the age of 18 what sells, and I still know today. Breasts sell. And bouncing breasts sell even better.
Well, my professors can bite me for shooting down my theory and giving me a B for my projects. Why? Just take a look at this:
I have no idea what this commercial is trying to sell. But it got my attention. And I sure as hell don’t want to buy whatever it is this commercial is pimping because of that dude with the goatee.