Cool Under Pressure June 24, 2008
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This spelling bee contestant knows how to stay calm and not crack up too much.
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Well now.
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-Emailed-Photos/ss/1756/im:/080621/ids_photos_ts/r326636502.jpg/#photoViewer=/080619/481/2259853291e741a489f12a1aa5fbe4d6
Hey, don’t be dissing enemas.
Just sayin’
OK, don’t want to make an enema of you.
Just had to laugh. I had a sh&tty day, and just wanted to have a bit of fun.
Enema of the Peep Hole
That was cute.
With friends like these, who needs enemas?
No decision yet from SCOTUS on the DC gun ban.
But they reduced a $2.5 billion damage award against Exxon to $500 million and change (8-0, Alito didn’t participate). And they held that the 8th Amendment prohibits the death penalty for child rape (5-4, usual suspects).
The enema of my enema is my friend.
Public enema number one.
The Enema Within
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4596216a12.html
HA!
It’s an enema, it’s in public and it’s the first. (Here’s hoping it’s the last.)
Why did a New Zealand newspaper report on a New Mexican being killed in New Mexico?
Sleeping with the Enema
15:
It must be under their “those Wacky Americans” section
The Enema Below
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/zimbabwe/2193924/Robert-Mugabe-to-be-stripped-of-knighthood.html
Enema of the State
Keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.
Enema at the Gate
Behind Enema Lines
Natural Enema
Know your Enema
Keep your friends close, but your enema closer
Enema Territory
Facing the enema
The silent enema
The violent enema
Mortal Enemas
The enema in our midst
The last enema
Married to the enema
The mind of the enema
My worst enema
Silent Service: Tracking the Enema
Good is the enema of the great
http://www.lep.co.uk/showbiz/Author-Rushdie-receives-knighthood.4221266.jp
Our scouts report enema movement.
A thread on enemas? YGBSM!!!
“Do you know who I am?” he asked enemagtically.
“No idea,” I replied, flicking an enemaginary bit of lint off my sleeve.
“I’m the Pope!” he cried, enemating rays of holiness.
“Forgive me, Your Enemance!” I stammered.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2537507920080625
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSDEL17155120080625
I’m a little jealous of those guys. Flyin’ around up among the clouds with a righteous buzz on has got to be hella fun.
We have met the enema, and they are up ours.
So they took Mugabe’s knighthood and gave it to Rushdie?
I hope they dry cleaned it or somethin first.
>>We have met the enema, and they are up ours.
Ha Ha Ha!
A laxative wrapped inside a suppository hidden inside an enema.
Funny!
Enema Mine
Gives a new meaning to Turducken, Tush.
Heh, almost looks like a Hostages thread.
Glad someone said it, ++undead!
Where’s Rich J? This is a rich thread for him. Really a thread he can get behind. He won’t poo-poo this thread.
Oh, Pretty K is punny too. I’m so lucky.
Stop it!!! I’m at the enema patience with the crappy thread.
You are with us or you are with the enema. (No wonder they stink.)
the Penema Canal
The straying thread is an interesting phenemanon.
Let’s flush this potty talk out the back door!
If you crap on a rattler you’ll get venema.
Dave In Texas beat me to it.
Smells like a movemenema.
Great flick. Damn Mitchum was an old school leading man stud, wasn’t he? And he could act. Absolutely creepy in Night of the Hunter.
Fatal Enemaction (ok, that was a bit if a stretch)
“Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it’s enema action.”
*chicka bow chicka bow-wow*
♫ For once enema life I have someone who needs me
Someone Ive needed so long ♫
PattyAnn wins the internets.
Hands down… PattyAnn wins the Enema Awards.
*yay* This is my first Enema Award. You like me, you really like me!
Your prize is a bag of enema M’s.
Dave, another great one IMO, the scenery is great, is Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison.
Sleeping with the enema.
…on a fat naked woman with greased thighs.
Enemation
Why is the Skyline Chili post a spam magnet?
I mean, it was pretty good, but not that good.
Its truly enematic how these threads devolve so quickly…
Brew, I think No. 58 should be added to the IB Comment Hall of Fame.
It’s up to you, as you are the custodian of the Hall of Fame, but I’m making the nomination.
Why is the Skyline Chili post a spam magnet?
Yeah, that’s weird how some ancient posts just start attracting spam. I don’t know why.
Anyway, I’m going to shut down comments on that post, which is my normal SOP when I see that happening.
Thanks, Michael, but your lovely wife’s “enema M’s” was better.
I have acted post-haste in fulfilling your request Mr. Site Administrator, out of loyalty and devotion to duty.
Lets be honest; I did it to impress PattyAnn, my BFF.
Brew–juicebox?
Thank you, Brewfan.
Here’s what I’m thinking tonight:
When you are laundering white permanent press Lands End 100% cotton dress shirts, the trick is to yank them out of the dryer before they get too dry. They gotta be slightly damp, which means you have to work fast.
Have some hangars ready, and a supply of collar stays. Then, yank them out of the dryer while they are still slightly damp, put them on a hangar, button the first and third button so any wrinkles will hang out right, manually shape the collar and insert the stays..
I got some OK lookin’ white shirts here.
Pupster’s laundry tip:
Don’t eat Cheetos between loads.
Well, thanks for that, Pupster.
Cuz I love Cheetos, so I could have made that mistake.
Don’t use wire hangers with slightly damp white dress shirts.
Just sayin’
Oh, just never use wire hangers, period.
Ask Joan Crawford.
put them on a hangar
Honey, I think a simple hanger will do.
Nope, I’m using plasic hangers.
And by the way, Cathy, you are not authorized to be the Spelling Nazi on this site. That’s my job. Your job is to sell our over-priced house in Ohio.
Maybe I should mention that Cathy has been working her ass off to stage our Ohio house for sale.
The Spelling Nazi with no ass is workin’ on it.
no ass?
I remember one.
Dump the Lands End shirts, spring for the Brooks Brothers. I’ve tried both and BB looks much better. Cost more, but you get what you pay for.
BB has the best dress shirts going.
My French Cuff shirts all come from there.
Or get yourself little chinese mail order bride and let her do the ironing.
It’s old, but here’s Michael’s car.
http://failblog.org/2008/03/28/batfail/
Note the nicely shoveled driveway by the Batmobile.
Mr. L likes Alfani shirts from Macy’s. Quite stubborn about it.
18 neck. Good luck to me finding lots of those.
Alfani is nice, but you just throw BB in the dryer and they come out perfect.
Really? I’ll try to sneak one in the mix.
That could save a lot on dry cleaning.
Did somebody say ‘overpriced house?’
Just what I’m looking for!
Nope, I’m using plasic hangers.
Falling down on the job there, Michael?
I have a couple wrinkle-free shirts, too. It’s nice not to have to iron them. ‘Bout time to get rid of them, though…they are starting to get those little white spots at the tips of the collar.
Enema-godda-davida
^
That was good! Late, but good.
Peel, how goes the house hunt?
I was just fashionably late is all. I do try to have a life outside of the nets ya know.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/hair-raising-high-rise-can-change-shape/2008/06/25/1214073307331.html
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=prnw.20080626.DC26220&show_article=1
“I do try to have a life outside of the nets ya know.”
HERESY!!!
Happy The-Supreme-Court-Didn’t-Invalidate-Your-Second-Amendment-Rights-Day, everyone!
Did they issue a ruling already?
They did. People on the east coast, who wake up earlier than I do, have already read all 157 pages. I’m still working my way through it, but from the early reviews it looks like (a) the amendment protects an individual right (yipee!), and (b) the opinion is riddled with ambiguities that will probably create a lot of litigation.
the opinion is riddled with ambiguities that will probably create a lot of litigation.
Do I smell “Billable hours”?
What’s wrong with “Billable hours?” I LIKE getting paid.
I’ll read the opinion on my lunch hour.
^nothing wrong. I just joked that ample opportunities exist for all kinds of work.
“Do I smell ‘Billable hours’?”
Not just that, but state legislatures and lobbyists will probably get pretty busy, too.
I imagine the next legal step will involve Chicago, which (after DC) has some of the most restrictive laws in the country. It will be interesting to see if Heller will be expanded to cover the states, and if so, how much it will cover.
Heller is clearly a win, but no one knows how much of one, just yet.
So, basically we can provide firearms to our children to protect them from child rapists?
I’d be OK with that, if it weren’t for the fact that I’m the one who make them do chores and stuff.
“Pick up your shoes”
*snick-click*
“Never mind, I got it”
It would be nice if some our honorable legal beagles could put a post up informing us why this is significant. All I know is that the court just issued a ruling on the 2nd Amendment. I’m too lazy to find out any more.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D91HUVRG0&show_article=1
Check out Ace’s site today, Musli?
Thanks, LauraW. Don’t usually check on Ace that regularly. Good posts he has up.
Musi…the short answer is that there has never been a ruling that the right to own a gun is a right of the individual…well, that and if the DC gun ban was upheld, then the leftists in office nationwide would proceed to try to disarm any otherwise law-abiding populace.
I started with the dissent, and didn’t get too far yet. I probably won’t have read it until sometime tomorrow, and I’ll probably take another day or two to digest it all.
Oh, and when I find an honorable legal beagle, I’ll send them your way. Until then, this will have to do.
No one is sure how significant it is, yet.
A while back I saw a liberal predicting that if the Court agreed with Heller (as it did), then right-wing groups would spend all their campaigning money on lobbying and litigation instead of on candidates, and it would ultimately hurt the Republicans.
Considering how facilely Obama just flip-flopped on his former anti-gun position, it’s hard to imagine he’ll take any real damage or have to divert campaign funds.
^oh, and Barry also has thrown support for the Fairness Doctrine under the bus.
Thanks, guys.
Heh. 114 comments, and I count 1, Nice Deb @ #6, on topic. If indeed she was referring to the video as cute.
I know Michael had a dream, a vision for this commenting site. I hope he does not have any animosity about the way things turned out.
It better not be like a Mr. King’s dream: contrary to his dream, we’re about to elect an African-American president not despite his skin color but because of it! Shameful.
I hope he does not have any animosity about the way things turned out.
No, I have purged any such hostile thoughts, and am not enemotional about it any more.
ot, I am nekkid inna pool
Shrinkage?
Have some hangars ready, and a supply of collar stays.
*Geezer wonders to himself what the heck collar stays are*
I don’t think Hawaiian Shirts come with those.
Nor T-Shirts neither.
That’s supposed to read “enemosity”. Ya know, the whole enema shtick?
Did you fix that Michael? Or did my spell checker go rouge on me?
rouge=red
rogue=aberrant, dangerous, or uncontrollable
Spell checker is f’n with me.
Get enema belly!
Pupster, I “corrected” it in order to mess with Michael and make his correction not make sense.
Sorry for ruining your joke, but I was so stupid I thought you mis-typed.
*hitting head on desk*
Get enema belly!
Heh, earlier today I was thinking of Fat Bastard while rubbing a little round ferret belly.
Does your ferret have a thick scottish brogue?
Yep. And a roguish eye.
And lots of fur on his chest and back and butt.
You should dress him up in a wee lil’ kilt.