Innocent Bystanders

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1. Dave in Texas - July 21, 2008

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say the “getting laid” factor was way higher for a 65 Chrysler 300 than this thing.

It’s pure speculation on my part, I never got laid in my first car.

2. Lipstick - July 21, 2008

Doing it in this car would be like trying to do it in an airplane bathroom.

3. Lipstick - July 21, 2008

Alternate Title: What Barak Wants Us to Drive

4. Michael - July 21, 2008

Doing it in this car would be like trying to do it in an airplane bathroom.

You say that like you know whereof you speak.

Mile-High Club Member?

5. Lipstick - July 21, 2008

Nope, but when I’m in the tiny airplane bathroom I often think “How do people do it in here?”

6. MCPO Airdale - July 21, 2008

That’s smaller than a golf cart with a roof! I would not recommend trying to merge into I-81 traffic with that moped motor.

7. Michael - July 21, 2008

Well, Lipstick, I’m not a member either. I was planning to do it with Cathy one time, but we were both too tired. Plus, the odor in those bathrooms on a trans-Pacific flight is usually not so great.

8. BrewFan - July 22, 2008

I was planning to do it with Cathy one time, but we were both too tiredshe had another headache.

Fixed that for you Batman.

9. kevlarchick - July 22, 2008

Not a chick magnet.

10. wiserbud - July 22, 2008

Not a chick magnet.

WHAT??!?!? All this thing needs is a Mr. Microphone and you are in like Flynn!

“Hey, good-lookin’! We’ll be back to pick you up later!”

11. wiserbud - July 22, 2008

Speaking of Batman, did anyone catch this on the History Channel last night?

12. Mr Minority - July 22, 2008

True story:

When I was a senior in High School, my mode of transportation was a motorcycle. Well one day me and my buddy (on his own bike) were cruising down Sunset Blvd. (in the days of olde before it was taken over by the “Gay community” and I saw this hot looking chick hitch-hiking, in a halter top and hot pants. And being the gentleman that I am, I pulled over to offer her a ride.

I said “Need a ride?”

She said “No, I’ll wait for a car”

I said “Why”

She said “Because you can’t screw on a motorcycle”

Damn!

13. Mr Minority - July 22, 2008

^ i wish WordPress would quite interpreting my end parenthesizes and periods as smiley faces!!!!!!!

14. skinbad - July 22, 2008

Speaking of Batman: http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=3818159

He’s leading idiots to the dark side.

15. wiserbud - July 22, 2008

i wish WordPress would quite interpreting my end parenthesizes and periods as smiley faces!!!!!!!

I dunno, I think that one was rather appropriate, iffin you knows what I’s sayin’.

16. Retired Geezer - July 22, 2008

Looks like that car has a 2-wheel dolly strapped on the back. If it breaks down, you can just wheel it to the garage.

17. geoff - July 22, 2008

If it breaks down, you can just wheel it to the garage.

Looks more like you’d just crumple it up and toss it in the nearest recycling bin.

18. Will - July 22, 2008

Looks like that car has a 2-wheel dolly strapped on the back.

You mean that isn’t some kind of space-age eurotrash-wheely-bar? Could have fooled me.

19. compos mentis - July 22, 2008

Looks like some sort of handicap vehicle to me. Isn’t that a walker with a hand brake on the back?

20. skinbad - July 22, 2008

That’s what I was thinking. A Jazzy with a roof.

21. Mr Minority - July 22, 2008

A Jazzy with a roof.

Brought to you by the same people that invented the Iron Maiden, the Rack and the Guillotine.

Aren’t Europeans just wonderful folk!

22. Lipstick - July 22, 2008

Looks like some sort of handicap vehicle to me. Isn’t that a walker with a hand brake on the back?

Oh crap, I think you’re right. And it would need to be covered because of the long winters in Norway.

Here I was making fun.

*Feels guilty for a second*

Oh well.

23. Dave's Pool - July 22, 2008

Speaking of Batman, did anyone catch this on the History Channel last night?

I watched 2 hours…one on technical stuff and one on psychological stuff.

24. Cathy - July 22, 2008

^ Ah crap! That was me.

25. Dave in Texas - July 22, 2008

Live by the sockpuppet, die by the sockpuppet.

– Stuff Jefferson Said, 3rd ed. revised

26. pajama momma - July 22, 2008

Now you ladies may not see this as a chick magnet, but I do. I see hidden potential. This man has GOT to be well hung because he’s not overcompensating for anything.

I mean, he’s got to be huge right?

27. skinbad - July 22, 2008

“I rang your doorbell, didn’t I?”

*rimshot*

28. geoff - July 22, 2008

I mean, he’s got to be huge right?

Not if he wants to able to fit under the steering wheel.

29. Dave in Texas - July 22, 2008

Hey, I happen to like my truck.

So shut up.

*kicks dirt and grumbles*

30. pajama momma - July 22, 2008

I’m just sayin’. I think the walker in back is to hold up his goods.

Um, or he’s a millionaire, either way he’s mine. ALL MINE!

31. michael - July 22, 2008

testing new cellphone

32. pajama momma - July 22, 2008

can you hear me now?

33. Lipstick - July 22, 2008

Is your refrigerator running?

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

34. lauraw - July 22, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1YJbCftjBI

35. pajama momma - July 22, 2008

hahahahaha, I’m stealing that and there’s nothing you can do about it

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37. pajama momma - July 22, 2008

that is one looooong trackback huh?

38. wiserbud - July 22, 2008

I watched 2 hours…one on technical stuff and one on psychological stuff.

Sooooooo, how close were they on the psychological assessment?

39. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur - July 22, 2008

That is one hawt ride. If you’re European. I’ll stick to the roadrunner, thanks.