Flashy Flash October 11, 2008
Posted by Pupster in Entertainment, Handblogging, Websites.Tags: Boomshine, Contra!, Now Sobek will never get a job
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Update your bookmarks with this link kids, it is the best collection of kick-ass flash games I’ve ever come across. (What can I say? I really like flash games.)
Not the best game, but the winner in my mind for best conceptual childhood fantasy fulfillment:

You’re about as evil as that dog.
Mrs. Sobek is already on a plane to Ohio to personally beat you unconscious with a cue ball in a sock.
Yay, me!
See, Mom, I AM good for something.
Michigan loses to frickin’ Toledo.
Then a cartoon dog tells me I suck.
Somebody do me a favor and cut my throat.
Is that her weapon of choice sobek? Or did you give her a users manual?
Her weapon of choice? Uh, did you ever see the movie Hellraiser, by any chance?
Yes, can’t place the link, I was thinking more of “Bad Boys” with Sean Penn, and the hispanic guy from 21 jump street.
“Bad Boys”. Classic cinema. A 6 pack of soda in a pillowcase becomes a lethal weapon.
WP, I think you’re thinking of Esai Morales. I don’t remember him being in “Jump Street”, but he did play Lou Diamond Phillips’ brother in “La Bamba”.
(Sobek, tell your wife to “double-bag” that cue ball in TWO socks. That way, if she really gets to wailing it around, she won’t have to worry about the single sock’s toe tearing off, leaving her with a limp sock to defend herself with/finish the beating with.)
Of what hath sobek wrought?
Yeah, it was esai, I think he was the hispanic guy in jumpstreet, I know he was in a boccho series, I think he was on NYPD Blue, but I still think he started with jumpstreet.
I might IMDB him, but I won’t.
Thanks Russ. To show my appreciation, I’ll be mailing you a coupon for a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake, extra sugar. If I survive the beating.
“Not bad but not perfect.” Story of my life.
“bad boys” probably Sean’s best performance, and only comparable to “At Close Range.”
Mrs. Peel, you have to try Onslaught. Its a ‘towers’ game; very cool!
30 Lives
On the screen where you choose how many players you want press: up,up,down,down,left,right, left,right,b,a,b,a,start. That should give you 30 lives instead of three!
Cheat
At the title screen, quickly press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A. You will then start with 30 lives. The really cool part is that after a continue, these lives come back again!
Just sayin’