Thanksgiving Is Imminent November 17, 2008
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My sister in law is hosting my wife’s side of the family for Thanksgiving, meaning that her husband is going to cook the turkey. He has two upright smokers and a turkey fryer. Now, he has never used said fryer, which leads me to believe that this is what might ensue:
I hope he decides to use the smokers.
Either way, I’ll be stealing his liquor and insulting my in-laws. Good times!
Michael’s smoking our turkey this year.
Never done one of those deep fryer ones, but they sure taste great.
That’s gonna take a lot of rolling papers.
Is it that Mr. Lamm smoker (or whatever it is called)?
It’s not a smoker, it’s a Texas barbecue. Mr. Charles Lamm’s Heavy Metal Hand-Welded Genuine Texas Barbecue™.
IBSBP attendees can attest to its awesomeness.
IBSBP attendees can attest to its awesomeness.
…and its utility as a backup locomotive.
Well, if I attend a cannibal Thanksgiving feast, it better be a small family. Apparently, I can feed only 8 cannibals.
(attending the feast as the “guest of honor,” I meant)
It was quite good at preparing the meat. I don’t get the whole “Texas BBQ” thing though. Hoity toity. We call those things “smokers” in Texas. Always have.
Indirect heat + wood smoke = smoker.
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Um, Mrs. Peel, we can’t get the results of that quiz unless we sign up for your online dating service.
Hey, WickedPinto, how many cannibals could you feed?
Sure you can. There’s a link at the bottom of the signup page that says “skip signup and go straight to results.”
Oh.
Geez, I can feed 13 cannibals.
That’s all? I don’t feel so bad about my 8. Maybe your meat is mostly tough and stringy, while mine is tender, like veal.
Mrs. Peel. It’s what’s for dinner.
Maybe your meat is mostly tough and stringy . . .
Hey now. My meat may be tough and stringy, but it comes with a nice smoky flavor and a Jack Daniels marinade.
I’m told I taste like chicken.
12 cannibals? No way.
12 as well. I might be kidding myself on the frequency of exercise question though. My marbling is probably better than Sobek’s.
I answered honestly and can only feed 9 cannibals.
That’s odd, I thought one of me would equal two Mrs. Peels.
Skinny could easily feed more cannibals than I could. You guys have seen me. Back me up on this.
well at about 210 (lost some weight) but very boney, especially if Peel is present, and poorly marbled, maybe 14.
and I was guessing, bu it turns out it is 14 cannibals.
16 you pikers. But when I said “Eat me!” I was kidding. Unless you like your meat with a Marlboro/cheap booze tang…
Sure you can. There’s a link at the bottom of the signup page that says “skip signup and go straight to results.”
But dating cannibals sounds like fun. Once.
You are probably just richer in flavor Sobek. Less food but more filling.
Ever since being married to Mrs. S, I’m sure I’m a lot healthier main course.
I did that thing and found out I feed 13 people.
I can feed 14. Unless they don’t like brown meat.
Wow! I took the quiz, and found out I could feed 15 cannibals! And I’m not large at all, weight-wise. I guess that would be counting all the cornbread stuffing they put in me, right?