Innocent Bystanders

Let’s face it, Swedes are responsible for all of society’s ills, including Rosie the Hutt and Margaret Cho (If you need me to explain, then you are part of the problem). Normally, I would let our lutefisk loving friends’ destructive and sociopathic tendencies slide, since they make good vodka and are snowed in long enough to reduce the possibility for mischief. But this time, they have gone too far.

What did they do this time? Another Abba album? Dilute their top notch vodka with Hobo’s Choice? Nope. We could only be so lucky.

Nope, the Ice Chunkers have declared war on large breasts! The outrage is so great, the bureaucrats in charge of something or other have told some lucky and popular woman that she would have to get reduction surgery in order to receive some sort of benefits for something or other that happened. I dunno. I lost interest when the word “breast” was no longer in the story.

While driving to work, she was hit from behind and has had problems with pain in her neck and shoulders ever since.

But in November, the agency ruled that Andersson’s injuries could no longer be considered work related, resulting in the cancellation of her monthly work-related disability payments of 7,700 kronor ($934).

The agency’s decision comes following an assessment from a doctor suggesting that Andersson could return to work if she had breast reduction surgery.

“I’m 99.9 percent sure that it wouldn’t make a difference if I had surgery on by breasts. It’s not ideal to have neck injuries and at the same time have heavy breasts, I understand that. But the injury would still be there after an operation,” said Andersson.

The same doctor had previously diagnosed Andersson as having psychiatric problems, a diagnosis which she successfully appealed.

Andersson is currently considering an appeal of the ruling to have her payments withdrawn.

Oh, and this lady is not pleased. And in the process, she offered this money quote:

“My breasts have been large since I got them.”

Preach it, sister! Preach it!

Oh, and as for Sweden:

Burn, you breast hating jackanapes!