Nice Deb Smeared On Rival Blog January 2, 2009
Posted by nicedeb in Crime, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Women Ranting.trackback
I’m sorry, I know we are supposed to begin the new year trying to be more polite, but I’m having a hard time, since I’m currently involved in a blog-war with the puppy-abusers at Exurban league. Here’s what they had to say about moi:
This blogger, who deceptively calls herself “Nice Deb,” sadly chose the low road of character assassination. Now, her allies have encouraged her divisive politics of personal destruction.
Yes, I just happened to discover (while I was doing some opposition research of them as competitors for ‘Best Small Blog ‘in the 2008 Weblog Awards) that they are the proprietors of AN ILLEGAL PUPPY FARM! It gets worse:
To become an ExLg blogger, the aspirant must sacrifice one puppy as a blended offering to Glenn Reynolds (a.k.a. Instapundit). While some secularists find this holy ceremony distasteful, I must offer a few caveats in our defense:
- Each puppy — unplanned and unwanted, I assure you — was stolen from Michael Vick or DMX’s house, and thus saved from a much crueler fate.
- Aspirants were not required to consume the still beating heart of the beast. (ExTodd did that of his own volition.)
- The cow costumes are no longer part of the ritual due to a copyright infringement claim by a local Chick-fil-A franchisee.
I apologize if any reader takes offense to this revelation. But let me make one thing perfectly clear: I could no more disown Glenn Reynolds than I could disown my racist preacher.
I just thought I’d give everybody a heads up. While it was certainly my intention to start the new year on the right foot, I couldn’t allow such profoundly objectionable villainy to go unnoticed.
Voting starts January 5th. Vote accordingly.
A blog pimp extraordinaire. Not simply a link in a comment. A whole post!
Thanks. Actually, it started out as a comment, but I decided it warranted a whole post.
http://www.thelocal.se/16680.html
This blogger, who deceptively calls herself “Nice Deb,” sadly chose the low road of character assassination. Now, her allies have encouraged her divisive politics of personal destruction.
They sound like sniveling Democrat crybabies. Should I contact Lord Cheney and have a strike team dispatched?
This blogger, who deceptively calls herself “Nice Deb,” sadly chose the low road of character assassination.
Maybe she will stoop even lower and post another swimwear pic.
That’s how she gets my vote.
Something topless and I’ll vote so often they’ll make me move to Chicago!
Or STL, where dead people vote early and often as well.
Nice Deb doesn’t go topless. In fact she wears only very matronly swimsuits with skirts.
All bets are off. No two-bit blog messes with our Nice Deb!
What’s a polite term for assholes?
>> What’s a polite term for assholes?
Lutherans?
Wait, I just screwed up that be polite thing again, didn’t I?
Nice Deb=nicedeb (I know better)
Either one’s fine, Mare.
By the way Monors. You missed the real reason for this post: Nice Deb is a finalist in the 2008 Weblog Awards.
I believe congratulations ARE IN ORDER.
Sheesh.
*crickets*
*sound of one dog clapping*
Hey, I offered you legal backup against their hoards of barbarian lawyers. That’s a show of support, isn’t it?
(Monors?)
Congratulations, Nicedeb – obviously.
Those exurban HATERS are goin’ DOWN.
Thank you Beth, Pupster, and BiW.
Yes, we may have to sue their asses.
Beth, you need to stick around the blogosphere for just awhile longer. It hasn’t been the same without you.
My outrage meter just ruined everything – the bullshit in the world (OMG, Ayers on the HuffPo? See? Shit like that!) just killed blogs for me. I have found a few glimmers of genius in the last couple days, but Ayers just spiked the outrage meter again. BLAH.
I’m thinking I need to stick to stuff that makes me actually laugh – which is very hard to find on most blogs (present company excluded, natch). I even posted something today for the first time in months, just because of one death-defyingly hilarious blog. (I’ll put up a plug for you for my five remaining readers when the awards voting starts, of course.)
*keys exurban league’s car*
*throws trash can through somebody’s window just for the hell of it*
SEE11!! THIS IS HOW YOU HANDLE A BLOG WAR!!11!!
Wait! It just hit me! Deb and KC both used “moi” in their posts. What gives?
*keys exurban league’s car*
Amateur.
*pours sugar in exurban league’s gas tank*
*smears a washcloth with Ben Gay and rubs it all over in exurban league’s underwear*
You want a war? I’ll give you a WAR!!!11!
Ben Gay? Do they still make that?
Yes they do. I have some for when Arthur shows up and tap dances on the wrist I shattered years ago.
You missed the real reason for this post: Nice Deb is a finalist in the 2008 Weblog Awards.
And you deserve it, for your persistent research and analysis of the issues of the day.
Show some of your leg and the contest is over.
Just sayin’.
Show some of your leg and the contest is over.
How about a picture of ‘Pinto all passed out and almost nekkid?
How about a picture of ‘Pinto all passed out and almost nekkid?
Nah, that would be funny, but not a closer. Nice Deb has really fine legs. She should pimp them if she really wants to win this thing.
*blush*
Thanks, Michael.
Thanks, Michael.
Thanks, Deb. Your blog is an intelligent and worthwhile visit. Cathy and I both enjoy it.
Cathy and I both enjoy it.
Well, Cathy actually likes your site more than me, but that’s just because you don’t show enough leg.
Cathy likes smart wimmen.
Go figure.
Cathy likes smart wimmen.
You’re lucky she doesn’t have the same standard for men.
*http://www.instantrimshot.com/*
oops
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Lauraw, I love that!
Every thing we need in life can be found on the internets.
And Brew’s comment created a powerful rimshot vacuum that needed to be filled.
I don’t follow your link dumps much, but I make sure I click every day.
I read your stuff, but since you are obviously embarassed by your humble origins I don’t take part much, though your top hit meter from google being from “geriatric juggs” is still one of my moments of great pride.
Your blog is an intelligent and worthwhile visit.
Geez, get a room.
So you steal one of our Hostages, she makes good and all of a sudden you are all soooooo proud of yourselves.
Hey, remember,she still slums now and again with some testicle abuse posts at her first home. (mainly for the perverse enjoyment of Rosetta, but still……)
The above comment being, of course, my own special way of saying “congratulations” to a beloved Hostage.
And IBer too, I guess.
She’s also one of the KC regulars Wiser.
You and I got to her early.
Congrats, NiceDeb. You deserve it.
Thanks, everybody.
but since you are obviously embarassed by your humble origins…
I most certainly am not!
(Maybe a little). Just kidding, not ALL!
(crosses fingers). Haha just shittin’ ya!
Not. ( No really!)
so whats your situation?
NBC needs to put that bit on hulu, one of the few non-political bits that was hilarious.
Congratulations, Nice Deb!
Dave in Texas that was funny (re:#10) LOL
And a belated cangrats to nicedeb!
Dave in Texas that was funny (re:#10) LOL
That was not funny.
I am making notes about stuff like that, and sending written reports to Lutheran Millennium Headquarters™, so that they can figure out how strict your reeducation camp needs to be.
Heh, no comments now, and I know why.
You are all scared of the Lutheran Wrath of God .
As you should be.
And a belated cangrats to nicedeb!
Har. I’ll have to remember that one.
I enjoy commenting on this site more than posting on the main page, and that’s after putting 1,238 posts on the main page. I agree with Geezer’s original tag line for IB:
I also think that Beth should post more often at MVRWC.
The name “Lutheran” is pretty funny all by itself.
I always picture a guy named “Luther” in overalls, no shirt, eating a bowl of possum grits.
Time for some spam.
Most complained-about commercial in Australia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkUE5TtOFQ
I can’t imagine what the problem was.
Voting starts January 5th. Vote accordingly.
Anyone else seem something orwellian in that statement?
but YES I VOTED FOR YOU! I DID, I DID! don’t hit me?
while you’re over there voting for Ace & Nice Deb, don’t forget to vote for the Best Pet Blog of 2008: Fuck You, Penguin!
is it on the list?
I didn’t go through the whole thing, just clicked a couple of my favorites.
Fuck you penguins only been around for like 2 months, if even.
I’m voting for Deb twice every day, using home and work computers.
I also am voting for Fuck You, Penguin, which is awesome, along with xkdc, which is also awesome.
Fuck you penguins only been around for like 2 months, if even.
Yeah, but they exposed the puffin fraud, so that gets my vote.
I still remember how Jack Michaels hates puffins. Little did he know that they are entirely fictional characters.
Yeah, but they exposed the puffin fraud, so that gets my vote.
It’s the rathergate of cute animals.