“A Woman Is Only A Woman, But A Good Cigar Is A Smoke” January 22, 2009
Posted by Edward von Bear in Ducks, Entertainment, Family, Food, Heroes, Man Laws, News, Personal Experiences.Tags: Booze Rules, Cigars Rule, Kipling Reference, Where Are The Guns?, You never thought I knew Henry James
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So sayeth Kipling.
Here are two shots of pure pleasure on my basement table:
Bottom Two: Bought from my wife's trust fund. Top Two: Bought by me.
Then this piece of beauty.
This one doesn't need any further discussion
That Maker’s Mark bottle was a Christmas gift from my sister. Between that and the devotion she shows to my daughter (like Lavinia in “Washington Square”) has increased my respect tenfold for her.
I didn’t really read this pose, but I am drunk. What do I win? Jeebus, I hope it isn’t another toaster oven.
You pushed down Micheal paean to me for this shit? W.T.F? Over…!
Hahahahaha… I’d say push Jewstin down, but he’d probably just think he fell and that takes the fun out of it.
I have that Macanudo, and is the other one a Montecristo? Nice stuff Eddie. If you get a chance try Booker’s I have a bottle sitting aside for something. It is good Bourbon. MM is becoming my default Bourbon. I have tried to find something cheep that is good, (for my everyday drink) but I have had no luck.
I should be working on teh summary at the Hostages, but I am here commenting away on Booze and Cigars, keep it up, those morons will not miss me.
Yeah, it’s a Montecristo 1999 something or other. I dunno. My wife bought it for me. I just smoke it.
VMAX: I can summarize for you:
somebody called somebody else
a)Old
b) Gay
c) Really gay.
d) Fat
e) Fecund
f) Likes To Stick Something Odd In An Odd Body Cavity
g) Did I say Gay?
h) Drunk
Or, they started trashing the thread/comment quality.
How’s that for you?
heheh,
you forgot about food!
Oh yeah.
i) whorish
VMAX: I can summarize for you:
somebody called somebody else
a)Old
b) Gay
c) Really gay.
d) Fat
e) Fecund
f) Likes To Stick Something Odd In An Odd Body Cavity
g) Did I say Gay?
h) Drunk
Or, they started trashing the thread/comment quality.
How’s that for you?
That’ll happen when you let just anyone become a Hostage.
wiserbu?
j.) respond with a random tourettes’ blast. COCK!
k.) bald
l.) transsexual
m.) wiserbud
m.) wiserbud
That’s when it starts getting nasty….
n) Bart
Eddie,
Does your wife have a sister? Buying cigars is unusual enough to look in to.
Actually she has a twin sister and an older one.
Just kidding, A woman that encourages your “vices” is a plus, most are trying to get you to stop doing something.
However if they are available and vacationing in Florida….
I see the IB crew decided if they cannot improve upon a winning blog formula, they will make lame attempts to mock it.
aren’t 14. and 15. the same entry?
VMax- years ago, JohnBoy had a 73 Mach1 Mustang. I bought him a Comp9000 with the oversized firebox and the HUGE sparkplug wires, which were yellow with red tips. But none of his friends knew I bought them. So when he shows them what he’s got, they all start commenting on how his wife better not find out he spent all that money.
Then he told them I bought it.
Dead silence.
True story.
BACON!
I will take some pics of the seegars I bought for John. I encourage his vices because he doesn’t really have any…
Unless Doritos count as a vice.
Me.
oops wrong thread