Top Five Things that Michael Probably Cannot Fit in his Nose, But That For Purposes of Science We Maybe Ought to Try Anyway January 22, 2009
Posted by Sobek in News.trackback
5. A lemon
4. 12 liters of extra strength Dran-O
3. A rabid badger
2. Barnegat, NJ
1. WickedPinto
Okay, what did I miss?
♪ It’s impossible….
to put a Cadillac up your nose, it’s just impossible…♪
Another penis.
HAH!
Three pounds of coarse-ground sea salt.
Obama’s ego or the amount of bullshit he produces. I can’t decide which is bigger.
A hornet’s nest, shaken not stirred.
Dave in Texas’ extensive collection of Back Street Boys memorabilia.
A certain port-o-let that was decimated at a certain IBer’s daughter’s soccer game.
The Crap Tree.
A feral cat.
Rosetta.
A leather-bound copy of Stuff Biden Plagiarized, vol. 2 (rev’d ed.)
A Lee Enfield rifle.
A vigorously-shaken 2-litre bottle of Squirt.
A pair of tribbles.
I’m not getting #5 and #2. Are you sure he can’t do that?
Oh, sorry, I meant the badger, not the town in NJ.
That’s just craaaazy.
Batman.
“Are you sure he can’t do that?”
See, that’s why we need some scientific experimentation.
14.2 miles of cooked spaghetti strands, carefully knotted into a single string.
Michelle Obama’s ass.
The moon.
A porcupine’s butt.
all 4 puking lions
Lauraw’s hump
Janet Reno’s sex toy
Obama’s rainbow-shitting unicorn.
Earth’s moon?
Hilary Clinton’s penis.
Man, I’m busy at a conference all day, unable to defend myself, I just got home, and I find out this is today’s topic?!?
You people suck.
Well, at least Cathy had my back.
*finishes reading thread*
Cathy sucks.
Cathy sucks.
You. Outta. Know.
… Dave’s Kimber.
The red buttplug that some girl wore all night, then took off and threw when she found out what it was, that also hit some dude in head, prompting the comment, “Dude, you got hit with a buttplug.”
Also, a run-on sentence.
Me.
woulda been much funnier iffin I hadn’t screwed up and posted that in the wrong thread originally, huh?
Let me just say, that Cathy is a sweety, and hot and a dirty dirty girl.
WHICH IS AWESOME!