Drunk Guy On A Lawnmower: A Comedy In Three Acts February 11, 2009Posted by Edward von Bear in Crime, Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Family, Gardening, Handblogging, History, Humor, Literature, Man Laws, Music, News, Politics, Sex, Sitemeter, Sports, Technology.
Tags: heh, I Know My Rights, Lawnmowers, The IBMMP?
Act I (Louisiana): Dramatis Personae: Steve, a drunken redneck
An introduction of our protagonist and his supporting cast. Just remember: the line quiz tomorrow will feature “I know my rights.” Act II (Somewhere else in Louisiana, Old Munson Road, to be precise): Dramatis Personae: Steve again
The Lawnmower again
In this act, our protagonist is on his way to “The Oyster Shack”. Will he make it? The key phrase “I know my rights” makes a return, along with “I think I crapped my pants.”
Act III (A Trailer Park) Dramatis Personae: Steve again
Is This The Same Cop?
In this act, a domestic disturbance call goes goofy. “I Called You” and “I Know My Rights” are the key phrases again.
Thanks to a co-worker of mine.