Everybody Wants A Bailout March 16, 2009
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Even supervillains.
Hahaha!
“Now that I say it out loud, it probably isn’t the greatest idea.”
Thats probably the funniest thing to come out of funny or die.
I just ran 300 meters in 47.9 seconds. Woot.
And Lex did a poor job on his bald cap. It’s distracting.
that’s pretty good Sobek, isn’t that like a 1:10 quarter mile?
No, that’s better than a minute, that’s very good.
I’ve never in my life heard of anyone timing himself in a 300 meter run. Sobek is probably the world champion because no one else has ever thought to do it. I’m going to go time myself in the 27 yard dash.
Sobek is probably the world champion because no one else has ever thought to do it.
Man, if I had a nickel for every time someone said that…
Thanks WP.
Skinny, I’ve met several people who train for that distance.
I started trying to get in shape around last fall. I ran a mile and a half in 10 min., 34 seconds a week ago. I got up to 60 push-ups, but I’ve been slacking a bit so I’m back down to 50.
Sobek, how old are you. Because if you’re ninety, you’re not only good, you’re amazing.
Is Sobek even thirty yet? I seem to recall that he’s real young, Mare.
But no less amazing.
“Because if you’re ninety, you’re not only good, you’re amazing.”
When you’re an ancient Egyptian crocodile god, you stop counting at two or three millenia.
32.
He’s a croco-pup
32? I have underwear older then you.
That doesn’t surprise me in the least.
Hell, Brewfan has holes in his underwear older than Sobek.
I’ve got ear wax that’s older than Sobek.
Wow, Sobek’s young enough for me to date. You know, if it weren’t for the whole Mrs. Sobek thing.
And my mom has fillings older than he is.
I have an Anasazi potsherd older than he is.
I have a sister who may be older than he is, depending on his birth date.
I don’t have a sister younger than him, depending on how you round to the nearest decade.
I have belly button lint older than him.
I have a belly button lint fetish
that just now happenedolder than him.The great thing about ear wax is that you can mold it into tiny little toy soldiers, let them cure for a week, and then play with them.
Hey, don’t be lookin’ at me like that!
I made it through Junior High School, didn’t I?
Wow, Sobek’s young enough for me to date.
As long as you’re older than 22 and younger than 51, according to the Standard Creepiness Rule.