Where To Find Bakon Vodka April 20, 2009
Posted by Michael in Commenting Tips, Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Food.trackback
Yes, actual bacon-flavored vodka, made with Idaho potatoes and BACON.
Ace and Hot Air have both picked up on this, but I’m concerned about the limited distribution. Here’s where you can buy it currently:
Huh, I’m trying to remember if I know anyone up there.
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Hey Geezer, have I ever mentioned that I Can Give You What You Want is, in my opinion, an American pop classic? It was really cool that you posted that song.
I’ll put my Minions on the case.
Is bakon something like bacon?
*waits to see how long it takes Michael to correct the headline*
Crap, it actually is spelled with a K.
>>I’ll put my Minions on the case.
On the ‘case’? Dude, there is a dire need for hundreds of cases of bakon vodka. Russ alone will need a couple dozen.
I would pay $12 to hear Tushar say ‘Dude’ in a sentence in real life.
Wait. If it’s spelled Bakon, is it real bacon, or a bacon like substitute using a funny name to differentiate?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Eddie makes a valid point. I’m not interested in Bac-O-Bits vodka.
Dude! That is not the way you be doing shopping!
Put the candy down, or be paying for it first!
Thank you come again.
Laura, keep the $12 ready at the CT moron meet.
BTW, is it true that KFC does not real chickens but some goop grown in a lab? I keep hearing that a lot.
First heard the “mass of chicken” concept in a Frederick Pohl/C. M. Kornbluth story called The Space Merchants. That was written in 1953.
Suppose it was inevitable that people would eventually think it was real.
Tushar, ignore Geoff, he doesn’t know shit.
The rumor is true. KFC is actually made from soylent green. I suggest you stick with Popeye’s Fried Chicken.
Tushar, did you sign up at yahoo groups yet?
I’ll be in Oregon in Jooooooooly.
hhhhmmmmmmm
Laura, yes I did. Thanks!
The rumor is true. KFC is actually made from soylent green
Don’t listen to Michael!! He’s lying to you. KFC chicken is made from soy and as we all know, soy makes you ghey.
PJ, do not buy any Bakon Vodka. It will make you pregnant.
^Well, if you see a grage door in San Diego rockin’, don’t come a knockin’
I meant “garage”
You just made the list, motherfucker.
I heard they can’t call it “Kentucky Fried Chicken” anymore because it’s not actually chicken.
Round here, we eat Jocko’s Fried Chikkin.
Or they just don’t want to use the name “fried” You people be NICE to my KFC. I’m gonna
forcegently encourage my sweet, but lazy niece to get a job there this summer.*stomach growls
Is that my stomach urging me to satisfy my neverending desire for KFC? Or is it another baby? Stay tuned.
I actually have inside knowledge on this here thang.
KFC IS PEOPULLLLLLLL!!!!
ahem. Ok, that and in the mid eighties the Kentucky legislature passed a trademark use fee for using “Kentucky” so the Louisville-based parent company (Yum Brands) said “screw you” and changed the name.
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KFC IS PEOPLE!!!!! IT’S PEEEEEEPULLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
^So, do I have to pay a fee if I call a mullet the “Kentucky Waterfall”?
pssst
Peel is running a contest.
http://mrspeel.wordpress.com/2009/04/20/i-am-not-making-this-up/
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.asp
Snopes = Bible
in the mid eighties the Kentucky legislature passed a trademark use fee for using “Kentucky”
Yeah they tried to pull the same thing in Cleveland.
Well I guess you don’t have to worry about it happening to you because there’s no city named Tuscon as far as I can tell.
Apparently I’m banned from posting at Mrs. Peel’s. Now I’m good and pissed off, and I’m going to write multiple, all-caps, profanity-laced screeds about how awful she is.
(It’s theoretically possible that my comment was flagged as spam, but that possibility isn’t as fun).
I think WordPress was just having a hiccup. Same thing happened to Pupster earlier – it looked like he’d posted a comment, but when you went to the post, it wasn’t there.
Ok, I gave up right after Long Train Runnin.
But that big guy did a passable Tirone.
“I think WordPress was just having a hiccup.”
Oh, sure. Blame WordPress. YOU HEARTLESS WENCH!!! TOO GOOD FOR MY COMMENTS, HUH? WELL I’LL SHOW YOU! I’LL SHOW YOU ALL!!!
*moves Mrs. Sobek further down the list*
Oh, now my comments show up. Never mind then. Carry on.
American Thinker tends to be a bit hyperbolic for my tastes, (not to mention when they let pam post) but that’s an interesting article. I was just so disgusted in Double Aught 7 (I’m taking my own advice and expanding the aught’s throughout the century, cuz there will be a 0 in every digit for the next 90 years, and if I live long enough I get 10 more years of aughts, that’s AUGHTSOME) that I didn’t really pay attention to the other “competitors.”
That’s something else. One contestant had arm’s and legs broken, the other was depressed cuz he was a sore loser. Disgraceful.
Michael
I have only commented 1x today After I called and emailed and bitched The Golden Retriever Rescue contacted me. Maybe I will adopt a Golden.
MY nightly Max pic
Bear is not drunk he still has 1 foot on the ground.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3463685791/sizes/l/in/photostream/
My nightly Max pic
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3464501598/sizes/l/in/photostream/
Max Looking
And my Bear pic
light and shadow on a black dog
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3463631227/
Bear is not drunk he still has 1 foot on the ground
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3463685791/sizes/l/
Crap!
I am drunk! the last one was a duplicate
Sorry
This is just weird, I almost think I would rather die.
Either that, or it better be a guarantee, and I hope she wouldn’t mind if I never saw her again in my life. I would then start practicing self mutilation, and spontaneous crying.
Oh, and crack, definately crack.