How Much Wrong Can You Fit In Three Small Paragraphs? April 29, 2009
Posted by skinbad in Crime, Family, Travel.trackback
Pretty good contender here.
Neighbors told police the six children, ages 1 through 8, were playing on the roof about 1 p.m., said Lt. Melody Gray. The 22-month-old fell while officers were en route, Gray said. She suffered no serious injuries because her fall was broken by pot plants and Pit Bull feces.
The neighbors said they earlier had notified the children’s 18-year-old brother, who is acting as the children’s guardian while their mother is in jail . . . .
Yes, yes. I inserted a slight quote alteration. She really landed on Doberman feces.
All right, let me take a crack at this:
“A visibly angry Obama told police the seventeen children, ages 1 through 8, were playing Naked Crisco Twister on the roof about 1 a.m., said Lt. William Ayers. The 22-month-old fell while Congressional leadership and their photographers were en route, Ayers mimed. She suffered no serious injuries because her fall was broken by pot plants and Pit Bull feces, and because Nancy Pelosi’s tears have healing properties.”
Those Salt Lake Trib guys are amateurs.
The neighbors said they earlier had notified the children’s 18-year-old brother, who is acting as the children’s guardian while their mother is in jail . . . .
but were only able to leave a message at his court listed place of employment, ‘Trannies R Us’.
Dang, that’s sad.
Well, the baby wasn’t on fire.
So there’s that.
Hurts So Good:
“Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton ”
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=333&sid=6319812
“How much wrong can you fit in three small paragraphs”
After reading the quote I could not stop laughing. You’re right, skinbad, there’s a lot of wrong there.
^ Good for that twirler!
Daughter and son were in marching band and daughter also did colorguard, and learned how to manipulate rifles, swords, and flags. All bandies develop strength, discipline, and coordination.
Don’t mess with ‘em.
Yeah! She kicked one in the nuts and punched the other in the nose!
Good stuff Skinbad
I sent to everyone in my office that has a sense of humour.
My nightly Max pic
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3487111907/
Max with a Green Orange.
The Golden Retriever Rescue said they would call me this week.
They have not yet.
I hate them!
*starts googling Australian Shepherd rescue organizations even though she can’t adopt one for at least a year*
Well, that‘s about the last thing THIS house needs.
Awwww!
Kinda odd markings for an Aussie. I guess she’s a black tri, but I’ve never seen one with that little white before.
Anyway, I can’t get a dog until I finish my master’s. And I can’t get one that high-energy anyway, because I can’t offer her the amount of exercise and yard space she needs. I’ll probably get an older dog.
*can’t stop going “awwww!”*
Ok, I really have to go to bed and stop wishing for an Aussie puppy now.
You don’t have a dog anymore, Peel?
Vmax–I’ve got a thing for mature redheads.
Bandies?
You mean band queers?
Kids today with their crazy hip expressions for things.
She’s at my parents’ place because I can’t care for her properly due to the time crunch of working on my master’s.
Max really was a handsome Golden. And the right rich russet color, too, not the really washed-out pale blonde Goldens that seem to be the rage now.
Spam filter?
Oh. Weird.
Yes Lauraw,
I do not like the white goldens that are now the rage, they are calling them “english” around here. I much prefer the dark goldens like Max.
Mrs Peel,
My neighbor’s friend works for 2 aussie rescue groups and currently has 4 of them, while fostering 2 more.
Bandies? You mean band queers?
Yep. You got it.
Many of those in band laugh at it… self-deprecation.
I do not like the white goldens that are now the rage,
Bite Me
Perfect dog for Mrs. Peel:
Golden Retriever/Aussie
The Golden Aussie mix is on the right. He’s named Kimber, after Cathy’s gun.
While Mrs Geezer’s Dog is light, it is not the really light ones that I do not like. (heheh did not mean to offend!)
Uh, how do you feel about white Feral Cats?
My dogs love to chase cats, white ones, black ones any cat is fun to chase.
What a great pic of Hootie and Mrs Geezer.
hey, isn’t that the name of a band?
*points at Vmax* Dog racist!!!
Kimber is very cute, Mrs. G.
How’s Spudder doing anyway? Haven’t heard about him in awhile.
Wow 30 comments on a IB post? Better watch out Michael it is turning into a nice H2!
Spudder is Getting Fat. Nothing like becoming Domesticated to cause a Feral cat to put on the pounds. She doesn’t have to catch her own food anymore.
I think she’s lost her edge.
She likes to sit on my lap and stare at the computer screen. When I move the cursor around, her head turns to follow it.
Give Spudder a pet from me.
No more sleeping in the hay bales. Yippee!
Yeah, now both dogs and the cat sleep on our bed:
http://blogidaho.biz/2dogs1cat.jpg