Is Anything More Embarrassing Than Obama’s Economic Predictions? July 3, 2009
Posted by Michael in Humor.trackback
As a matter of fact, yes.
American Crystal Defanti handed children in her class a DVD meant to be full of memories of the school year as they went on summer holiday.
But the 29-year-old’s editing skills leave something to be desired.
"Have a great summer, kids, and be sure to keep in touch!"
I’ll bet you’re wondering what was accidentally included on that DVD. Here’s a hint — it was not a chart.
Mildly NSFW below the break.
Parents watching the DVD with their children were horrified – and their offspring confused – after the tape abruptly cut to a six-second sequence that very clearly showed the teacher pleasuring herself on a sofa.
One father told local media that DVD included a scene with the children, aged 10-11, in a classroom sharing stories.
Then, he said, the content changed.
‘My son’s reaction was, “Dad, is that Ms Defanti?”‘ he said.
"Yes, son, that does appear to be Ms. Defanti"
Looking on the bright side, this is what we parents call a “teachable moment.”
‘We were up until midnight doing [the] birds and bees.’
Teacher battles to save her job… after sending students home with DVD sex tape | Mail Online
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
MAAAAAAARE!!!!!
Sheesh.
Kinda glad Batman and I never made that little movie we talked about…
Hey!
If she loses her teaching job, she’ll find another job,
maybe working with her hands this time.
Filming pleasuring HERSELF, pathetic.
Filming pleasuring HERSELF, pathetic.
Watching a film of herself, pleasuring herself, pretentious.
Sending that film home with her 5th grade students, priceless.
Ladies, I don’t think we should be so judgmental until we’ve had a chance to review the film for ourselves. It could have artistic merit. I’m watching the spam bucket right now, waiting for the links to come rolling in.
Filming pleasuring HERSELF, pathetic.
You think she made this home movie for her own use?
I’m inclined to think it was originally meant as a Gift For An Appreciative Friend.
(I’m just guessing, here, I don’t really know for sure, obviously.)
*sets up Hunchback Cam*
*Plugs in buffing wheel and reaches seductively for the Turtle Wax*
lauraw makes me laugh and laugh
*waves at Vmax*
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Wait a minute….She’s “fighting for her job”!? After THAT?! My God, Wouldn’t she be quitting, leaving town, and having her name legally changed?
Wouldn’t she be quitting, leaving town, and having her name legally changed?
Deb. She’s in California. They don’t call it fruit and nut land for nothing!
Also, Michael, your flag counter is only bigger than mine because mine doesn’t show all my flags…I didn’t want to look like I was boasting….yeah..
Well, that’s a teachable moment that’s probably gone viral on youtube, already. I don’t know how she could ever face another class of 10/11 year olds.
I agree with you Deb. I could not face kids in that particular classroom or school EVER again.
Pssst: How do I make my flag counter bigger to show all my flags?
Pssst: How do I make my flag counter bigger to show all my flags?
Go to the Flag Counter widget in your sidebar and hit Edit. Look at the code and change the “Maxflags=” value to a bigger number. Go for 200. There are only 194 countries on the planet. You do not have a moral obligation to conserve space on Flag Counter’s servers.
*call me*
Oh I don’t know. I thought it was…sweet.
And that HUMPCAM!! ZOMFG!!!
Is Anything More Embarassing Than Obama’s Economic Predictions?
Posted by Michael
Oh, I can think of something.
Oh, I can think of something.
Having been clued in by Mrs. Peel, all I can say is that the “something” must certainly be compounded by an Aceolanche.
Where were these fine teachers when I went to school …
Stephen–when I went to school, computers were still programed with spools of tape. But I’m sure this lass could have found an interesting use for them too.
>> Is Anything More Embarassing Than Obama’s Economic Predictions?
Posted by Michael
hmmmm… What could it be, what could it be?
The mind ponders.
Where were these fine teachers when I went to school …
And more pertinently, where were these fine teachers when Michael went to school?
Stop picking on Michael.
You people are terible sometimes.
Hey, he can take it as a compliment. No one notices this kind of thing on my blog because only like 5 people read it.
You people are terible sometimes.
…but we have the best intentians.
Dammit.
*scrolls up furiously*
>> …but we have the best intentians.
not me
That’s the most creative resignation letter that I’ve ever seen.
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Yup. Geoff might think he’s hot shit with his charts, but a naughty teacher story is guaranteed to bring in the hits.
And, of course, such stories raise important public policy issues.
It was an accident…If It would have been me as a kid I’d have been stoked! I mean really…..very funny though….I hope the lady gets in a little trouble since we can’t allow that but don;t take the poor ladies job!
Hey, this is a Top Post!
It’s a shame that “embarrassing” is still spelled wrong in the post slug, since you can’t fix it without breaking every link everyone’s made to it.
Hmm. That was supposed to be like a friendly elbow in the ribs, but upon rereading, it looks more like a friendly papercut with lemon juice poured on it.
Sorry, Michael.
When life gives Michael lemons, he drinks tequila.
“I don’t know how she could ever face another class of 10/11 year olds.” Are you kidding? She would be a hero (heroine) in her classes. They would love to see her. She would become the big woman on campus. I hope we get a follow-up on this story, like whether she gets to keep her job, or whether they just move her up to teach high school kids “health” or “biology” or maybe even make her vice principal.