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No.
Do I get to be first on an IB thread?
Man, I really have hit rock bottom.
Remember these simple rules for a safe July 4th:
Watching Michael shoot bottle rockets out of his ass and suffering 3rd degree burns on his buttocks = fun
You shooting bottle rickets out of your ass and suffering 3rd degree burns on your buttocks ≠ fun.
Happy Independence Day, IBers.
whoopty-shit
And when you figure out what bottle rickets are, let me know.
I meant on the being first thing, not on the Happy Independence day thing, sheesH
Hey!!! FAT HUMP!!! Way to ruin my attempt at owning all the recent comments.
You will pay for that.
MOM!!! LAURAW RUINED THE THREAD!!!
Happy July 4th, lauraw.
*lights 30 smoke balls and throws them in lauraw’s freezer*
How my ass taste, bitch?
I’m so looking forward to meeting you again.
I’m gonna call you a pussy right to your face, if you bend down a little bit so I can reach.
Happy July 4th, Ricotta.
*threads a piece of a sparkler into one of Rosetta’s cigars*
my sidebar
I ain’t skeered of you, Dumpty!!
Not to be racist but I wonder why no one has invented dark fireworks that you can shoot off during the day.
You know, you light them and they shoot up in the sky and burst into streams of molten colored oil or something.
That would kick ass.
mine
dammit
Well, there’s always throwing watermelons and bottles of cranberry juice off tall buildings. That’s kind of the same idea.
GIRLFIGHT!
Actually, flinging various objects with a catapult and watching them smash is probably better than fireworks, and that’s definitely a daytime activity.
Well, there’s always throwing watermelons and bottles of cranberry juice off tall buildings.
Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
War in ancient times was a terrible business, except for the guys who operated the trebuchet. Those bastards were grinnin’ most of the time, I bet.
As a baby? No.
OK, I have to start dinner. Have a wonderful evening.
Was that a hybrid?
*makes note to invest in catapult energy right after I invest in biomass*
…right after…
Can I have admin rights here so I can correct my typos?
They piss me off.
No.
FIFY
Hahahahaha!
That is an example of why everyone hates you.
Site Administration is a lonely, thankless job.
“pult” is the sound a cat makes when you throw it against a wall.
This thread sucks.
Site Administration is a lonely, thankless job.
Well, it can be fun when I get to piss Rosetta off.
Hey, Rosetta, scroll to the top of the thread.
I’m commenting from the beach! Still trying to shake off the heinous drive and horrendous traffic. Will take a few days and a few drinks.
Happy 4th all.
Hahaha. Jackass.
Happy 4th KC! Enjoy the beach!
KC, I hope you’re having a wonderful time at the beach.
Yippee! Have a drink for me!
Happy Independence Day to everyone!
Michael, is it all right if I say here that tomorrow at the Hostages we will be having a “post your best Salsa Recipe” thread?
No? Well, who asked you?
Site Administration is a lonely, thankless job.
Site administration isn’t the root cause, methinks.
Michael, stop being mean to PattyAnn you jerk.
Hi PattyAnn! *waves*
Who’s the faggot with the M80? Oh, hi Rosetta!
A summer vacation at the beach on the 4th – sweet! Have fun! Don’t do tequila shots. I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT HERE.
Michael, is it all right if I say here that tomorrow at the Hostages we will be having a “post your best Salsa Recipe” thread?
Of course, Patty Ann. Unlike Rosetta, I like you. Come back tomorrow and give us a link.
I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT HERE.
True. I was a witness. But hey, Dave, thanks for buying the Tequila shooters.
Not to mention the Kahlua shooters they gave you by mistake. Bad combination.
When Dave brought out the tray of Kahlua shots (obviously a communication breakdown at the noisy bar), he was already feeling pretty good, and he was splainin’ how this must be an extra dark and rich tequila (which is probably what he actually ordered). But the shit was black. No tequila looks like that.
I tossed one back anyway, and cracked up when I realized it was Kahlua. That whole evening was really fun.
True story.
No shots for me tonight. I’m sure the mood will strike later this week after I sink into full relaxation mode. Drunk posting ahead!!!
KC, I’ll bet your bushes are lonely without me hiding out there.
Kahlua shots?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Actually…that sounds pretty good right now.)
“Of course, Patty Ann. Unlike Rosetta, I like you. Come back tomorrow and give us a link.”
Thank you, Michael. I see what you did with that lawyerly phrasing there. Does that mean you don’t like Rosetta or Rosetta doesn’t like me?
Hi, FNFH!
Drunk posting?
Goodness, whatever in the world is that?
I started marinating some chicken tonight to throw on the grill. On a whim I added 2 shots of Kahlua to the marinade. If it turns out ok I will be sure to brag about it.
If not you might not hear anything.
Happy I Day!
It’s a 104 fargin degrees here today.
Send beer.
Zeke
fierce
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3688008213/sizes/l/
Zeke and Emma
The Dance
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3688009187/sizes/l/
Whispering in your ear
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3688015239/sizes/l/
cross eyed Funny Face
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3674100150/
oops that last one was wrong sorry
I will quit spamming you now Michael
Happy 4th
this is the funny face
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3688812280/sizes/l/
I will quit spamming you now Michael
My day is not complete without your dog pics.
We don’t have a flag holder installed yet at this house, so Cathy just kinda stuck our flag in a palm tree out by the curb.
Gotta give her credit for originality, but it looks a little weird. I’m expecting a letter from the neighborhood association.
Does that mean you don’t like Rosetta or Rosetta doesn’t like me?
Both, actually.
I like you because you came to my home and you were a delightful lady.
Rosetta does not like you. I don’t know why, but he keeps sending me emails saying horrible things about you. I don’t believe any of it, of course.
Trouble brewing
Thank you. Cathy and you were charming hosts.
Ricola doesn’t really like anybody; he just fakes it.
Ricola doesn’t really like anybody; he just fakes it.
Yeah, it’s sad. Something bad must have happened to him when he was a child. Something that made his hair fall out. We should feel sorry for him.
my hair is too long it must be 1/4″
I need to shave it
Vmax, I love the dog photos, and today’s were particularly good. Zeke is getting so big!
I’m afraid of big dogs, unless they’re like yours.
HAH. He’s all legs and tail now, trying to grow into them.
Too cute.
Does Zeke try to clean Bear’s ears?
Our girl Ruby used to do that to our old Lab. Drove him nuts, but eventually he’d lie down and let it happen with a sour expression on his frosted old mug.
Nobody likes gettin their ears cleaned.
WHAT?
*puts sour expression on my frosted old mug* oh, OOOHHKAYYY.
Benny the Ferret tries to clean the other ferrets’ ears. They don’t put up with it much.
They especially don’t like it when he drinks from the water bowl and then puts water in their ears.
There are some kick ass fireworks going on here!
I’m hoping the neighborhood boys have had enough fun. Poor ol Moses is a bit skittery right now.
Who’s a good boy Moses, hmmm, who’s a good boy?
He seems to have calmed down now, chewing on his blanket.
Oh, and Moses is ok too.
I’m expecting a letter from the neighborhood association.
After the IBMMP the Neighborhood Association is still in shock.