Word July 9, 2009
Posted by skinbad in Family, Gardening, Law.trackback
Another one of those articles on new words that made the cut to get in your grandpa’s dictionary. You’ve probably heard them all:
- frenemy
- locavore
- staycation
- green-collar
- webisode
One I heard yesterday cracked me up more than these: trespissing. Yea, it is what it sounds like. Say you’re walking your dog at night and it wanders onto your neighbors lawn to burn a nitrogen hole into the earth’s crust. You are aiding and abetting in the act of a trespiss.
I’m curious what the legal eagles would think though if you stayed on your side of the chain link fence four five nights ago and you had been doing some yard work and it got dark. You could see the lights on in your home and knew your kids were bustling about looking for their dad to play a game and get them a snack and read them stories and say prayers and tuck them in. And it was just so darn peaceful outside but you realized you really had to go so you sent a graceful arc over the fence into your neighbor’s yard. Would you be guilty of trespissing? Hypothetically?
I’m not suggesting a crime wouldn’t have been committed. I know you’d be guilty of something. Hypothetically.
Hypothetically, you would be aquitted due to ‘insufficient’ evidence. Just sayin’…
Yes.
And remember, there is DNA evidence in the soil.
tres trespissing
1 piss does not kill grass. It takes 4 or 5
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My puppy is my tester.
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To kill a bush takes years.
Erm, how long does it take to kill a banana tree?
Just askin’.
out like a light
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3705279299/in/photostream/
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Is it you or Bandit peeing?
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look out DiT!
Don’t you want to cuddle with him?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3706086962/
Speaking of words, I’ve gone on a f***ation many times.
Open container?
Female dogs can kill grass with one pip, Vmax. Their urine seems to be a different pH or something.
Females excrete the digested and processed remains of the male spirit (sometimes also known as hopes and dreams), which is a powerful herbicide.
Offensensitivity, a relative measure of how easily you get pissed off.
The Marshall Tucker Band is playing at a park adjacent to my neighborhood tonight. Wonder if there will be some bikers trespissing in my neighborhood?
Put a hot wire in the bushes. That’s always exciting.
Not that I’ve had any personal experience with that.
Offensensitivity, a relative measure of how easily you get pissed off.
I may have to create a test for this that you must complete before you can comment at the Hostages.
Might save a whoooole lot of drama down the road.
I swiped that from Berkely Breathed (Bloom County) about 20 years ago.
Bromance got jobbed.
It’s a conspiracy.
And who can forget funemployment?