A Very Special Post for Dave July 13, 2009
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it’s not Sun Zut?
I thought it was Sum Zit
I would presume The Art of Was Not Was would be written by a walking dinosaur.
Like Helen Thomas.
I’m reaching, of course. Not like some fancy title post, or anything.
I thought it was Sum Tool.
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb was.
Those Kiwis are in deep shit now that we got the manual.
those fuckers are history.
Victorious wasiors win first and then go to was, while defeated wasiors go to was first and then seek to win. The doofuses.
New Zealand — it’s over!
I would be interested in reading a book with that title. Something on learning from the past and reflecting on it in a healthy way without living in it. Well, maybe I wouldn’t read it, but I would pick it up and give it a good skimming.
The Way We War. Bad news Michael, I think Jessica busted up with Romo. No more stalking for you.
If it’s was they want, it’s was they will by God have.
All we are say-ying, is give IS a chance!
Make Now not Was!
Hippie!
You guys are killing me! Good stuff.
*Michael is reading the Art of Was*
Sun Tzu says that whenever possible you should mount a surprise attack from the rear, with your thrust directed at the most vulnerable gap in the enemy’s defenses.
*Michael thinks that over*
Sounds like we have a battle plan.
We need a cool name for the invasion of New Zealand, like “Operation Desert Storm,” that will rally public support for wiping them off the map.
How about, “Operation Teach The Frickin’ Kiwis A Lesson They Won’t Forget, Because They’re Dead”?
The Mother of All Was
The Was to End All Was
Was Up
Kiwi Was
Oops, did I say “invasion” of New Zealand? I meant the eradication of New Zealand.
#19
That reminds me, we need a battle cry.
The US defense posture requires the military to be able to wage were on multiple fronts.
I just got a “second notice” from the RNC in an orange envelope. I think it’s time to declare was on them.
Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you’ll live — at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to go to New Zealand and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our sheep!!!
Yes Peel,
I hate that!
I send them brick back in the postage paid envelope.
My reply is second notice my ASS!
This is much more interesting if you don’t actually understand what’s going on. At least, that’s what I keep telling myself.
FUCK New Zealand!
John, I’m going to help you out be editing your comment. The boldface type was added by me.
Just trying to help you fit in.
And, John, don’t start whining to me about censorship and free speech.
We are all for free speech at Innocent Bystanders.
So long as you get it right.
John, I’m going to help you out be editing your comment.
Maybe help yourself a little bit, too.
Maybe help yourself a little bit, too.
The Art of Was, be Sun Tzu
Best. Book. Evah.
11:
So what will Romo blame this year’s interception attack on? Owens is gone, Jessica is gone, but Garrett and Gravytits McFattypants are still coaching for at least one more year.
Maybe help yourself a little bit, too.
Dangit!
I hate when that happens.
You people are really critical. What’s wrong with you?
Well, what do you expect of a bunch of Rethuglican wasmongerers?
Well, what do you expect of a bunch of Rethuglican wasmongerers?
Wasmongererererers, I believe.
Was is Heck.
All we are say-ying, is give IS a chance!
Make Now not Was!
HAH!
So, anyways, I’ve been working the past couple of days, but I wanted to comment on my edited comment there. See, if the 20 or so years I’ve been on this here interweb, I’ve never — really, never — used said f–word in comments or bloglings or any other form of internetly expression. Not that I didn’t want to, it’s just the whole practicing Christian thing sorta takes the edge off me most times.
That said, I wanted to let you know that, after years of wanting to use that colloquialism in conjunction with practically every Democrats, Saddam Hussien, the Patriots (coaches and players), terrorists, soulless internet trolls, Donald Trump, pretty much every politician who isn’t a Democrat, Phillip Fulmer, bosses past and present, and lots of other things too lengthy to list, to see my first public comment in such regard attacking New Zealand?
Let’s just say, I could’ve done better.
Not saying I wouldn’t say that, I just don’t know why I’d say that now. I think I made my complete lack of understand of anything on this page pretty clear. If not, let me say this: I have no idea what’s going on.
If not, let me say this: I have no idea what’s going on.
It always starts small.
Oh. Maybe I should’ve read that announcement thing.
Ahem.
So…
…mmm…
Staple Machine!
John, cut yourself some slack. It’s NZ man. They fucking deserve it.
While I have dated a few Kiwi girls not only are they hot they are funny. Unfortunately all of the non religious Kiwi’s I have met were stark raving liberal moonbats!
Don’t worry, John, this crowd has about six years worth of stupid inside jokes in our collective memory. We frequently don’t make sense. Pretty much the same group has previously, for example, prosecuted a war against Iceland (filthy stinkin’ bastards) at a now-defunct blog.
We won, by the way.