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The Fastest Way to Get Your Carryon Off The Plane July 14, 2009

Posted by daveintexas in Entertainment, Literature, News, Travel.
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737hole

 

Yeah.  That would work.

 

Story here.

 

 

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1. harrisonplover - July 14, 2009

Do you remember in GOLDFINGER when the FAT GUY went thru the plane’s WINDOW?

2. Billy Sims - July 14, 2009

Michael Moore was in GoldFinger???

3. kevlarchick - July 14, 2009

Jeebus. I hate flying.

4. kevlarchick - July 14, 2009

When I fly in an airplane, I take Xanax.

You see, the wings are going to snap off, or the engine will detach itself from the plane, or a tornado will swoop down and break the plane apart, and I want to plummet to my death relatively calmly.

5. Dave in Texas - July 14, 2009

I alway said I’d like to die like my grandpa, peacefully in his sleep.

Not screaming like his passengers.

6. Herr Morgenholz - July 14, 2009

Scotch is a necessity for leaving the ground. But then I always have to piss during climb-out.

7. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere - July 14, 2009

Maybe the LUTHERAN MILLENIUM HEADQUARTERS™ targeted someone on the flight.

I have always flown stone-cold sober. I’ll have enough to answer for without appearing before my maker with booze on my breath.

8. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere - July 14, 2009

Damn Billy. Aren’t you a senoir citizen now? I used to watch you play for the Lions when I was a kid…

9. Dave in Texas - July 14, 2009

Beer is proof that God loves us, and He wants us to be happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

10. Pupster - July 14, 2009

Beer is also proof that God wants us to pee a lot and have big tummies.

-Pupster

11. harrison - July 14, 2009

Beer is proof.

-me

12. BrewFan - July 14, 2009

Beer.

13. Southwest Airlines - July 14, 2009

Stupid people.

A hole in the plane makes the plane lighter.

Lighter planes fly better.

We’re not going to fix it. We’re going to leave it there.

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15. honeyelize - July 15, 2009

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16. BrewFan - July 15, 2009

Xin chào honeyelize! Cám ơn bạn đã ghé thăm

17. Forrester McLeod - July 15, 2009

Hmmm…someone could make A LOT of money off of this.

I’m thinking custom made holes for your neighbor who farts the whole flight, or the one who won’t stop talking…the kid who screams the entire time….they could just get sucked out into a little external pocket on the outside of the plane so they don’t get hurt of course…