The Fastest Way to Get Your Carryon Off The Plane July 14, 2009
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Do you remember in GOLDFINGER when the FAT GUY went thru the plane’s WINDOW?
Michael Moore was in GoldFinger???
Jeebus. I hate flying.
When I fly in an airplane, I take Xanax.
You see, the wings are going to snap off, or the engine will detach itself from the plane, or a tornado will swoop down and break the plane apart, and I want to plummet to my death relatively calmly.
I alway said I’d like to die like my grandpa, peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming like his passengers.
Scotch is a necessity for leaving the ground. But then I always have to piss during climb-out.
Maybe the LUTHERAN MILLENIUM HEADQUARTERS™ targeted someone on the flight.
I have always flown stone-cold sober. I’ll have enough to answer for without appearing before my maker with booze on my breath.
Damn Billy. Aren’t you a senoir citizen now? I used to watch you play for the Lions when I was a kid…
Beer is proof that God loves us, and He wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Beer is also proof that God wants us to pee a lot and have big tummies.
-Pupster
Beer is proof.
-me
Beer.
Stupid people.
A hole in the plane makes the plane lighter.
Lighter planes fly better.
We’re not going to fix it. We’re going to leave it there.
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Hmmm…someone could make A LOT of money off of this.
I’m thinking custom made holes for your neighbor who farts the whole flight, or the one who won’t stop talking…the kid who screams the entire time….they could just get sucked out into a little external pocket on the outside of the plane so they don’t get hurt of course…