Rosetta Speaks Out For Parental Discipline August 22, 2009
Posted by Michael in Family.trackback
Yes, it’s old, but it is a classic.
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mom didn’t quite beat all the gay out of him.
Now he just enjoys being tied up and spanked by strange men in public restrooms
I’ll take your word for that, Chief. I’m sure you know what you are talking about.
Michael – Don’t start. . .
FIGHT!
Actively-gay Lutheran ministers were unavailable for comment.
Michael is srs
What a serious job of trying too hard.
I feel for his acting coach.
On another note, let’s hear it for the Southern Baptist Convention: homosexual pastor scandal–free since at least 2008!
Sadly, Rosetta was still too duct taped and ball gagged to offer a proper defense…..
You son of a….
*calls and cancels all of Michael’s utilities*
*goes to Michael’s house*
*hides broccoli in air ducts*
*places flaming bag of crap on doorstep, rings bell*
*hits Michael in head with egg when he opens door*
*drives through yard*
I look forward to the day when crap like this post will be banned and teh awesome brilliance of posts like this will rule the day.
http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2009/08/23/sunday-funday-attila-the-hunday/
Rosie, you forgot the toilet paper.
Thank you harrison.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/147785446_364b4a19bc.jpg?v=0
*prays for rain*
On another note, let’s hear it for the Southern Baptist Convention: homosexual pastor scandal–free since at least 2008!
Hahahahahaha!!
The following is a presentation of the Rosetta Community Theater:
*knock on door*
*Michael throws goat off bed, goes to door*
Michael: Yes? Can I help you?
Slovenly, fat man: Are you Michael?
Michael: Yes. What’s this about?
Slovenly, fat man: Is the Innocent Bystanders your blog?
Michael: Yes it is. Are you from the Faroe Islands?
Slovenly, fat man: Please shut up sir. I am here for the end-of-life counseling for Innocent Bystanders. Can we sit down?
Michael: Please. Follow me to the persimmon room.
Slovenly, fat man: Would you like me to play a song on bass guitar before I read this pamphlet to you?
Fin.
This blog sucks.