Greatest. Artwork. Evah! August 30, 2009
Posted by Edward von Bear in Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Family, Handblogging, Heroes, Man Laws, News, Sex, Sports, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Travel.Tags: Art, Paul Anka, Pure Awesome
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A few weeks ago, my wife had me come to a birthday party for the daughter of one of her friends. Ugh. And it was booze free.
Double Ugh.
But they had a craft project where all the children could paint a square, and then have it glazed and fired sometime down the road. Well, they had a few extra squares, and they asked me if I wanted to paint one.
My wife didn’t know what was happening, but then she saw me and uttered a 99 decibel scream of “Oh God! You didn’t let HIM get ahold of one, did you?!”
I didn’t disappoint. And when it came back after the firing process, I knew I was in the presence of greatness. Behold the raw awesomeness that is a buffoon and his art.
Seriously, Ace should start selling these. They would certainly rival his T-shirt drive for financial gain.
So, will that form your family crest? Your personal coat of arms? Will it hang in the entryway of your home, where all visitors will see it?
Or will your wife throw it in that cardboard box that has all that junk in the closet.
^actually, I am going to try to send it to Laura in time for the next Moron Meetup
I just replied to your email Ed.
I would retile my kitchen floor with such tiles. Is there a catalog? Do you have a newsletter? Is that pie?