The Anthropogenic Global Warming Hoax Does Something Good October 30, 2009
Posted by Michael in Art, Humor, Man Laws, Politics, Pop Culture.trackback
Finally. The credulous dupes in the AGW gaggle make an appeal which is worth our attention.
I guess they figured out that polar bears aren’t really drowning. In fact, they’re doing just fine. So, they need some new mascots.
The new mascots get two thumbs up from me.
The AGW propagandists obviously need to change their tactics in order to distract us from genuinely inconvenient truths, like the fact that Al Gore’s famous “hockey stick” graph has been exposed as a fraud, and his alleged link between AGW and hurricanes has been proven to be spurious. Let’s not even get started on the subject of arctic sea ice and the evidence of subsurface volcanic activity, or the opposite trend in Antarctic sea ice.
It does not matter. The AGW activists made a good choice. You can sell anything with almost nekkid women. Maybe they got this idea from the PETA playbook.
Meanwhile, solar surface activity remains quiet and the recent warming trend, which correlates with sunspot activity and was within historic norms in any event, has screeched to a halt during the last decade.
But never mind all that. You must admit, those are some major hot chicks. If I got a date with any of them, I would hide my V-8 SUV three blocks away from my house and rent some sissy hybrid car.
Maybe Al can hire these women to walk around with him and he can do the whole Robert Palmer thing.
Expensive strip-tease.
I’m gonna watch the last half again now.
I like those black sequinned panties, but they might be a little itchy.
I wonder if any of those women can actually explain AGW or if they know that CO2 is not a pollutant.
Somebody get those girls a sammich stat.
I mean how many layers does one need?
Here is a very cool graph in honor of g’s birfday last week.
I wonder if any of those women can actually explain AGW or if they know that CO2 is not a pollutant.
I’m sorry, what? Did you say something?
HAve you ever heard the term “good stupid?”
I wonder if any of those women can actually explain AGW or if they know that CO2 is not a pollutant.
I’m sorry, what? Did you say something?
Have you ever heard the term “good stupid?”
Wait…so all those times that men assured me that they loved me for my brain, they were LYING?!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Have you ever heard the term “good stupid?”
Easy to manipu-, errr, educate.
Wait…so all those times that men assured me that they loved me for my brain, they were LYING?!?!?!
Smarts are hot, but they can only carry you so far. It helps to have a nice fanny.
Wait…so all those times that men assured me that they loved me for my brain, they were LYING?!?!?!
You, Mrs. Peel, are what we call a triple-threat.
Brains, beauty and a brilliant sense of humor.
(The sense of humor being the most important of the three to me.)
I’m reminded of a love sonnet, composed by Steve Dallas from the old Bloom County cartoon.
“Baby, in my dreams yer all I sees
boobs, butt and knees
Be my main squeeze”
“If you want to see 19-year-old girls fully disrobe, get a politician involved.”
Sounds about right.
I don’t get it. I did not listen to the audio, but it seems that a cold planet will give us frumpy chicks laden with clothes. A warm planet will give us girls wearing almost nothing. How exactly does this clip convince me to fight global warming?
I did not listen to the audio . . .
Tushar, I’m sorry you did not listen. Each of those girls promised to have sex with you if you fight global warming.
>>Each of those girls promised to have sex with you if you fight global warming.
Why are they being punished like that?
“Why are they being punished like that?”
HAA!
mercy comment.
CO2 is not a pollutant
The issue with global warming isn’t that CO2 is a pollutant. The issue is that CO2 is opaque to infrared light.
Whether or not our emissions will have much effect on the climate is unknown, despite the fervent certainty of almost everyone on both sides of the aisle.
Well, they talk about it as if it’s a pollutant, my old pal Sandy.
One of the local newspapers did a story on carbon monoxide poisoning and the headline said something like “Family Barely Survives CO2 Leak.”
#17 wins the thread.
And, from my limited experience with both winters in Canada and summer in Iraq, hot means less clothes. Are the rules different for the unsammiched?
Well, they talk about it as if it’s a pollutant
I just wish they wouldn’t.
It’s funny; I don’t think it’s really about global warming for many of them. It’s about doomsday.
If global warming actually happens, then our responses to it will have to be very different from what the lefties like to discuss today. But then, they’re not discussing realistic climate change, they’re discussing the apocalypse.
We humans are just naturally drawn to eschatology.
It’s about doomsday.
DING DING DING
Don’t immanentize the eschaton!
Here ya go: geeky pumpkins!
Wow, Enas. Some people really put their heart into pumpkin-carving.
Don’t immanentize the eschaton!
Think for yourself, asshole.
*Fnord*