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NYC Health Anti-Soda Ad December 15, 2009

Posted by Michael in Politics, Pop Culture.
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In the middle of a recession, New York City paid people to produce some nanny-state idiocy about how drinking sodas can make you fatter.

Yeah, so what.

Living in New York City can make you a homosexual. It’s a known fact that population density correlates with observed homosexual behaviors by lab rats. Same thing for homicidal (actually, ratricidal) behavior. NYC can make you a murderous poofter!!!

It’s the Obama mentality. They just can’t stand the idea that people can make their own choices.

Meanwhile, New York City is bleeding jobs, and it’s tax base of earners is fleeing if they can. The financial capital of the planet is bent on self-destruction. Their investment bankers, lawyers, and consultants just aren’t worth the money any more, largely due to the tax burden imposed by state and city government in order to pay useless bureaucrats to commission ads like this.

Hey, New York City elites, guess what? It’s not that hard to find somebody in Vancouver who is smarter and cheaper than you.

That is the great thing about the internet. The connectivity and the search engines have the power to level the playing field on a global basis.

The internet is destroying the competitive advantage of New York City. Meanwhile, New York City is campaigning against sodas, and doing nothing about its structural cost disadvantage.

Does that make sense?

In just the last year, I have seen the internet wipe out the middlemen between me and Marie Sharp’s Belizean Hot Sauce (which I love, having been exposed to it in Belize). In Belize, Marie Sharp’s Hot Sauce is kind of a national institution. It’s available at every table.

I am no longer ordering Marie Sharp’s Belizean Hot Sauce from an American distributor. I buy direct from Marie in Belize. She finally put up her own website, and cut the distributor out of her profit margin. If you want the best, freshest, most natural and tastiest hot sauce on earth, you can go right now to my blogroll and click to place an order in Belize. I can vouch for Marie’s website, having used it myself. Your chosen hot sauce, with the capsaicin level you selected, will arrive within a week.

This is a free endorsement. I won’t get a dime. I am just trying to do a favor to you and Marie.

The internet is truly a marvel.

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1. mesa in Texas - December 15, 2009

Is that bacon fat?

2. Michael - December 15, 2009

Looks like ordinary gelatin to me.

3. mesa in Texas - December 15, 2009

Has anyone done bacon coke yet?

I can’t believe I am the first to think of that.

4. mesa in Texas - December 15, 2009
5. mesa in Texas - December 15, 2009

Quick bingage (fuck google) brings up no actual bacon flavored soda/pop/coke.

Soda water, a little brown sugar and some bacon squeezins.

Trillions.

I think I need me some Obama money to start this venture.

6. Michael - December 15, 2009

I’ve converted to Bing also.

Just because I hate Google.

Even though Google Images contributes about half our traffic.

7. Michael - December 15, 2009

Hey Mesa, when are you coming to Dallas?

I still have Dave’s revolver, plus all the .38 S&W Special ammunition he left here. We could take it to a range and burn off his ammo. That would be fun.

8. Michael - December 15, 2009

I don’t actually have a cleaning kit for a .38, but I figure we could do an OK job with Q-tips, paper towels, and a coat hangar, plus the stuff from my .45 kit.

Maybe a Brillo pad and some extra-fine sandpaper.

Dave will never notice the difference.

9. Dave Narby - December 16, 2009

I can state from experience that living in NYC will NOT turn you into a homo-sex-u-al. However, if you are lucky, you may get hit on by one.

10. Michael - December 16, 2009

Dave Narby, you were just lucky that the gay guys who hit on you were ugly.

11. Eddie The Bear - December 16, 2009

IIRC, when Rush Limbaugh said he was leaving NYC, Jon Stewart and Gov Patterson both mocked him.

Needless to say, both of those fools have no concept of how taxes impact business.

Meanwhile, low(er) tax states such as those in the South, Mountain West, and Southwest are drawing more people and jobs. Coincidence?

12. sandy burger - December 16, 2009

Just because I hate Google.

Don’t forget clusty, another alternative.

13. sandy burger - December 16, 2009

P.S. I’m sure you’ve all already seen this, but just in case:

http://images.google.com/images?q=Tiananmen
vs.
http://images.google.cn/images?q=Tiananmen

Don’t be evil!

14. Rick - December 16, 2009

Sandy, their saying is “Don’t SEE evil!” Everybody keeps getting it wrong.

I’m pretty sure most people with an IQ realize that drinks with SUGAR in them contain CALORIES which need to be burned or it will add to body stores. Which says some pretty bad things about what they think about people in NY.

15. kevlarchick - December 16, 2009

I’ve not heard of Clusty, but I like Dogpile.

Speaking of animals, I would like two kittens for Christmas.

16. cm - December 16, 2009

NYC can make you a murderous poofter!!!

That city is rampant with sodomizing slayers, buggering butchers, ass assassins, anal annihilators, and guys named Dave.

17. cm - December 16, 2009

Speaking of animals, I would like two kittens for Christmas.

Deep fried or oven roasted?

18. kevlarchick - December 16, 2009

Calico please.

19. Dave in Texas - December 16, 2009

How about one cat that’s the size of 3 or 4 kittens?

Big kittens.

20. wiserbud - December 16, 2009

Speaking of animals, I would like two kittens for Christmas.

One’s just fine for me, thanks.

http://tinyurl.com/yjky4cp

(I can see the hesitation you feel about clicking that link. Perfectly safe, honest.)

21. mesa in Texas - December 16, 2009

Hey Mesa, when are you coming to Dallas?

Don’t know, super busy right now trying to get new business and raise cash for the first and last on our shop.

22. kevlarchick - December 16, 2009

No whips wiser. I don’t want to intimidate the kittens. At least not at first.

23. wiserbud - December 16, 2009

No whips wiser.

Oh, yer no fun anymore.

24. gettin a hard - December 16, 2009

Ann Margaret….

rowr.

25. Dave in Texas - December 16, 2009

hey who is that guy

26. composmentis - December 16, 2009

eheheheheheheh.

Ann Margaret will do that to you.

27. Dave in Texas - December 16, 2009

well yeah, I just didn’t mean to get boner leg on the blog.

28. composmentis - December 16, 2009

Kind of like you’re in high school all over again, eh?

29. Dave in Texas - December 16, 2009

don’t I wish

30. sandy burger - December 16, 2009

Kind of like you’re in high school all over again, eh?

I initially misread this as “high in school again”.

By the way, what’s this Charlie Gibson “never heard of him” joke people keep making? I’m out of the loop. Can somebody help a sandy out?

31. Enas Yorl - December 16, 2009

Charlie Gibson and the ACORN scandal. When asked why the networks didn’t cover it he said he didn’t know anything about it. Here’s M. Malkin’s post on it.

32. sandy burger - December 16, 2009

Ah. Thanks, Enas!

33. Joey Buzz - December 17, 2009

only here on a post about fat, will you find the words “boner”, “shooting” and “kittens”. I intentionally did not include the word “homo” in that list but those visitors from the far right flag column must wonder about us ..I mean yall.

34. Retired Geezer - December 17, 2009

You forgot ‘Whips’

35. wiserbud - December 18, 2009

You forgot ‘Whips’

You forgot the whips??!?!?!?

*removes handcuffs and ball-gag, unties monkey, releases donkey, turns off video camera and calls for a cab.

It’s like you don’t even care anymore…..

36. wiserbud - December 18, 2009

By the way, you are paying the clown this time.

37. Uniball - December 18, 2009

I am about to out myself as a dweeb, I gave up drinking Soda about two years ago.

The results are amazing. I feel healthier, have less heartburn, lost weight, and my taste buds are more sensitive when I eat a meal. It is really nice.

My pecker also grew 1.2 inches.

38. lauraw - December 18, 2009

I pretty much gave up soda and sweet drinks about ten years ago, but occasionally will have a taste of Coca Cola as a treat.

My dick grew another little dick of its own.

39. Uniball - December 18, 2009

Wiser gave up soda for dick.

40. wiserbud - December 18, 2009

Wiser gave up soda for dick.

Life is a series of choices.

I regret nothing.


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