News From the Financial Sector — You’re Screwed December 21, 2009
Posted by Michael in Crime, Politics.trackback
I just don’t have the energy to say much about this. It is depressing. We are supposed to be America, the nation that does it right compared to all those tinpot third world dictatorships.
Sheesh. The crap is flowing knee-deep these days.
Adam Smith, Charles Darwin and George Washington are not only rolling in their graves, they are dancing the macarena. A new study by the UMich School of Business has found what everyone has known since the crisis began, if not centuries prior: that the biggest, crappiest banks were guaranteed to get more bailout funding the more political ties they had (and more kickbacks they had offered).
Is this sufficient to claim that capitalism in its purest sense has been corrupted beyond repair, courtesy of political intervention and constant pandering? Probably not, but it sure makes a damn good argument. In any case, the data is sufficient for all bears to start keeping a track of which banks are increasing their lobbying efforts and funding: those are the ones where the greatest weakness is likely still to be uncovered (if it hasn’t already).
via zero hedge | on a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Looking on the bright side, Cathy showed up today to demonstrate outside the local office of Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, trying to get her to vote against cloture on Obamacare. She looked good, and she was there with a hand-lettered sign saying that our government is too big.
Obamacare is not a personal problem for her. Cathy can get all the health care she wants.
She went there because she cares about our kids, who are too stupid to realize the inter-generational theft that is happening.
The local media was there, including TV cams from the Dallas stations.
I gotta believe that people like Cathy make a difference.


She looked good
duh
I despair for the Republic, but not for Texas. I believe Texans will walk away from socialist America. . . and the idiot liberals won’t mind a bit.
And I absolutely believe people like Cathy make a difference. She is one lovely lady.
Thank you Cathy!
Glad you gals and guys got my back. Thanks.
She makes awesome pies too.
It’s like a trifecta of awesome or somethin.
It’s like a trifecta of awesome or somethin.
And then, there’s……… Michael.
And then, there’s……… Michael.
This proves Cathy’s compassion for the less fortunate.
>>I despair for the Republic, but not for Texas. I believe Texans will walk away from socialist America.
If that happens, I am applying for the citizenship of Texas. Dave and Michael have promised me letters of recommendation, though Michael has warned me his letter would have a negative effect.
And then there’s Michael…
Fellers please. All wimmins marry beneath them.
All wimmins marry beneath them.
Mine sure did.
I do not understand all this complaining about banks looking after their shareholders.
All wimmins marry beneath them.
Oh. OH.
That explains a lot then. What’s that phrase…”the soft bigotry of low expectations”?
*deploys wolf repellent on commenting site*
All wimmins marry beneath them.
And if all these wimmens (see what I did there?) are sooo damn smart; what are they doing marrying us?
I do not understand all this complaining about banks looking after their shareholders.
EVIL CORPORATIST!!!!!! SHUN THE GREEDY CAPITALIST PIG!!!!
(Did I do that right, Mr. Acorn-leader, sir?)
All wimmins marry beneath them.
Except when they get cold feet beforehand and dump your pathetic ass.
just sayin’
harrison, mens rock. But you have unresolved issues.
My mommy says you’re wrong KC.
*eats cookie*
But you have unresolved issues.
And women don’t?
Maybe I’m wrong about the beneath thing?
My mom told me the beneath thing. I reckon I have unresolved issues with her.
>> Maybe I’m wrong about the beneath thing?
You are not wrong.
Don’t get me wrong; I think everyone has unresolved issues.
That’s what makes interacting interesting and fun.
And, in general, I am a HUGE fan of wimmins.
And, in general, I am a HUGE fan of wimmins.
Mainly ’cause it beats the hell out of the alternatives.
Not wrong, but not mens fault either.
We NEED you. You allow us to stick around and kill spiders and stuff. Mars/Venus.
We NEED you.
You.
Complete.
Us.
With.
Sammiches.
We NEED you.
You.
Complete.
Us.
Makes sense. Perfection is boring.
… and lonely at the top.
All of my issues resolve to Dminor
oh crap.
I thought resolution was always to a major key?
*calls mother to discuss*
D minor is the saddest key.
An Oboe is teh saddest instrument, Not the violin.
Oboe playing in Dmin = Epic Sadness
Yeah, right! /sarc