At Last!! The Chart is Productized!! December 23, 2009
Posted by geoff in News.trackback
Due to overwhelming demand (well, one guy asked), I have collaborated* with the illustrious S. Weasel to bring you an exciting series of products featuring this Weaselized version of The Chart:
Pretty spiffy, eh? Yes, friend, you have your choice of t-shirts, coffee mugs, postcards and greeting cards, all available here. It’s madness, I’m telling you – we can’t keep prices this low forever!!
And while you’re shopping, don’t miss the rest of S. Weasel’s offerings, including Zombie Reagan merchandise, weaselly stuff, and various other conservativish-type thingies, which you’ll find here.
*”collaborated” means I mentioned it to her and she did all the work.
And just in time for Christmas!!!!!!
oh……wait…….
oh……wait…….
We’re counting on the $2 billion in lost sales from the snowstorm. I’m certain there’s an enormous pent-up demand for new buying opportunities.
Absolutely certain. Really, really certain.
3/4 of a million census workers (although temporary) and 1 million also temporary poll watchers will surely skew the data soon.
Add to them all of the phantom jobs and what recession?
Remember us when you’re living off your hundreds as an ex-pat in Belize.
Remember us when you’re living off your hundreds as an ex-pat in Belize.
All proceeds go to S. Weasel’s drinking fund.
She’s going to need to move a lot of merchandise to make a dent in that.
I do like the idea of sending off a bajillion of those postcards to our elected representatives.
I also like the idea that our elected representatives would actually give a shit.
I’m going to go spend some more time perusing S. Weasel’s site…not too shabby from a quick first look!
I’m going to go spend some more time perusing S. Weasel’s site…not too shabby from a quick first look!
She’s very smart, funny, and talented. She’s the last entry in the Blogroll at the right.
To those of you Hostage hangers on’ers — Secret Santa is about to start.
Nice chart.
Oh, and be the coolest kid on the block with stuff from my store — http://www.zazzle.com/mesablue
I get ten per cent of every purchase, so buy in bulk
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A perfect product: 2″x3″ stickers of this that we can buy in packages of 100 or more. Guerilla stickering campaign.
yer gonna need a whole new graphic when January’s numbers punch right through the top of that sucker….
seasonal w*rker layoffs and all the companies that *didn’t* get the expected Xmas sales throwing in the towel…..
I’ve been drinking coffee every day for years from the same University of Michigan coffee mug because I am a fan of Michigan football.
But let’s face it, Michigan football sucks these days, and The Chart is a winner. So I have ordered 2 Geoff’s Chart mugs, a regular “ringer” model (in Michigan blue) and the travel one for my commute to work.
I think it would be a brilliant stroke to buy a couple packs of postcards and distribute them to teaparty people so they can write their congresscritters on The Chart postcards.
I’d do it, if I had any friends.
So I have ordered 2 Geoff’s Chart mugs, a regular “ringer” model (in Michigan blue) and the travel one for my commute to work.
Another satisfied customer!!
(“Another” is probably optimistic, of course)
Think I’m going to grab a t-shirt and mug when I get back from the Christmas doings.
I bought some of these spiffy, Shit Sandwich” cards from her and sent them to all of the offices of my congressman.
http://tinyurl.com/ylnufrl
Gonna need some more.
At least Sarah Palin isn’t President.
can you make one for the real effects of the health care legislation.
Putting that on a condom would be a real conversation starter. Or ender. The important thing is I could finally blame my sexual failures on liberalism, where blame rightfully belongs.
This red line goes to 11.
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